Ninety-nine, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, there is a sky above
Zuo Dan remembers that the current emperor once told him: "Qi Xiaoyu is a blessing of me."
Since Zuo Dan named Qi Xiaoyu a hundred households a few months ago, isn’t it a surprise that Qi Xiaoyu gave him? Even Sun Fuhu, the commander of Jinwu, has owed him a huge favor. This made Zuo Dan look higher with Qi Xiaoyu. But he is a student of Tianjing Military Academy. After all, he will still go to the army to develop in the future. Otherwise, Zuo Dan really plans to let Qi Xiaoyu take over his class...
He and Sun Fuhu came here tonight because the Supervisory Court found that there was a shadow of the White Lotus Sect behind the casino. White Lotus was widely publicized among the people that "the great disaster is encountered, and the heaven and earth are dark." It was the upcoming end of the world, and in the end of the world, only the Ming king could save the world. It was the most troublesome religion for the Han government. Since the founding of Taizu, the Han Dynasty has destroyed hundreds of religions, respected the law, and used benevolence and righteousness to teach the people of the world. Therefore, the Book of Han said: "People in the world do not believe in gods, but only believe in people to conquer heaven." However, at the beginning of the founding of the country, most Han people have not yet opened up.
In the transformation, I feel that there is an unknown existence in the soul, and the "benevolence and righteousness" alone cannot explain the various wonders of the universe. Therefore, when the White Lotus Sect was at its peak, "climbing a high place and ten thousand people responded", it caused fear of the Han Dynasty and ordered the White Lotus Sect to be destroyed! But who knew that the White Lotus Sect seemed to be really protected, but it survived hard in previous disasters. In the development of more than 40 years after the war, it was a trend of rekindling, and wanted to overthrow the Han Dynasty in secret and establish an ideal country. The activities of the White Lotus Sect now have changed from light to dark, and are mostly engaged in shameless businesses, which is even more difficult to be noticed.
So he knew that the gambling operation tonight would be extremely dangerous, but he treated it as a test for Qi Xiaoyu and did not let the thousands of families inform him. But he didn't expect that the White Lotus Sect members would have the energy to invite the prince, and Qi Xiaoyu gave him a big surprise!
The surprise was great, but the trouble was also great. Although Qi Xiaoyu deceived the prince, how should Sun Fuhu explain to the emperor that the prince had left the palace privately, it was really a headache... However, these are not Qi Xiaoyu's headaches. Qi Xiaoyu called Yu Jingui and Wei Wuya two thousand households, three, four, and six brothers who participated in the operation tonight went to a place called "Happy Forest" in Tianjin for midnight snacks.
Wei Wuya suggested that everyone drink wine, but Yu Jingui said that men's drinking methods are too reckless. It is better for anyone to tell a joke or someone who says it is funny. Everyone drinks a glass, but if they don't say it is funny, they drink three glasses of wine alone.
Yu Jingui proposed the drink order herself, so she took the lead and told a joke first: "There was a zoo that was flooded, and all the animals were on a boat. When the boat was about to sink, they would tell jokes. Whoever was not funny would throw down the animal. The goat told a joke, and everyone laughed, but the pig didn't laugh, so the goat jumped down. The monkey told a joke, but everyone didn't laugh, and the pig laughed. Everyone was shocked, and the pig said: Hahaha, I suddenly found that the goat's joke was so funny."
After Yu Jingui finished speaking, he said, "I'm done." Then, seeing that everyone did not respond, he drank three glasses of wine alone.
Suddenly, I heard a girl laughing, and then laughed regardless of her image. When everyone saw that it was Liu Lixue. Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she blushed and said, "I think the jokes my Qianhu told are so funny..."
Everyone laughed and drank a drink together.
Then Wei Wuya told a joke and said, "A beauty hit a flying car. After finishing the bill, the driver stuck his head out and shouted to the beauty: 'Miss, you look like a chicken'. The beauty turned red, turned her head and scolded: 'You TMD look like a chicken!' Then the flying car left, and the beauty chased the car and shouted: 'Master, I'm a camera, I'm a camera!'"
The man was stunned for a while before he realized the difference between a chicken and a camera, so he laughed and drank a drink together.
Only Yu Jingui said with a hint of dissatisfaction on his face: "Vulgar!" but he also took a sip.
It was Qi Xiaoyu's turn to tell him. Qi Xiaoyu held the wine glass in his hand and said with a bad smile: "I have a bad joke, let everyone listen."
Jia Xu complained: "Sir... don't tell a cold joke."
However, Qi Xiaoyu said with a faint expression: "Do you know how to make a drink big cup?" Everyone guessed a few, like putting water, looking at it with a magnifying glass, but they didn't hit it. Qi Xiaoyu said: "It's actually very simple... Just recite the Great Compassion (Cup) mantra."
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then laughed out loud regardless of their image. Everyone drank the wine in the glass together, and admired Qi Xiaoyu's wit.
Everyone drank until dawn. Qi Xiaoyu returned to Lin Xi to take a shower, and then fell asleep. When he woke up, it was already sunny and it was in the evening. He felt very hungry, but Lin Xi never came back. Lin Xi went to work on her bakery in the morning, and saw that he was sleeping soundly, so he did not wake him up.
At this time, Qi Xiaoyu found that there were several missed calls on his communicator, all of which were the same number, so he called back according to that number. "Boy, what are you doing today?" As soon as he called, he heard a scolding from the other end, but Qi Xiaoyu still couldn't do it. Why? Because this was the voice of the general.
Qi Xiaoyu said helplessly: "Just just woke up, what's wrong with you?"
"You little brat, it's the New Year. Do you ask your parents if they come to Tianjing? Your grandma misses them." The general sighed at the other end of the communicator and said, "Tell them, let's go through the past. We two old men and women can't live for a few years. Do you really have to wait until we die before they come to Tianjing to take a look at us?" A few days ago, his son Bai Xing confirmed from Qingzhou that Qi Xiaoyu's parents were indeed the eldest daughter of the general Bai Ling and his son-in-law Qi Shiyuan who had disappeared for a long time. However, the two changed their names and surnames and have now become civilians. Although their lives are ordinary, their lives are extremely happy. However, since Qi Xiaoyu and the general have recognized each other, the general has already made them want to return.
"Grandpa, I will bring you your words. Although I don't know what happened in the past, I can feel that you owe them. So if you want to apologize, it is not realistic to pass the message through me. Also, I have never told them that I have recognized you, and I don't guarantee that they will have any ideas..." Qi Xiaoyu said.
"I understand! You can explore their words first, and I will discuss with your grandmother." The general said. "You are just cunning! If you can do this well, I promise you that the fifth-generation mecha will not be considered."
Qi Xiaoyu said with a smile, "Aren't you afraid that others will say you are abused?"
"You are all born knights, and you are the treasure of our great man. What's wrong with giving you a mecha? But if you want to come, you must only put it here! Don't you go out and cause trouble for me!" said the general.
"Since you said that, I will try my best to tell you about this, but I will say something ugly first..." Qi Xiaoyu took a deep breath. Although it was a happy event for his relatives to recognize each other, he was a little unwilling to mention it to his mother these days. He always felt that he had no right to do anything about his elders. Although he called his grandparents verbally kindly, as long as his mother did not agree, he could not truly agree that it was his grandparents. "I don't know what your elders do. I don't know what your elders do. "I don't know what your elders do.
No one told me about the grudges of the previous generation, so I didn’t know what the hell was. The only general of the Han army suddenly became my grandfather! This was a huge surprise for me, but it was a heavy burden. Because my parents didn’t want me to know, I just knew it in a dramatic way. But since they kept hiding it from me so much, they just didn’t want me to get involved in any so-called old accounts, so if they didn’t agree to come, I wouldn’t celebrate the New Year in Tianjin.”
"Little bastard, I'm against you! I'm your grandfather! Where can I go if you don't have me during the Chinese New Year?" the general shouted from the other end.
"In the past, the general was very mysterious in my heart, but when I met, I found that the big man was also a human being, and he was just a person with a nose, eyes and feelings. Although I had half of your blood relationship, I was thinking that this old man had never taken care of me since he was a child and drove my parents out of Tianjing. I just recognized him so easily. It was still a bit of a loss." Qi Xiaoyu smiled with a little ridicule. "So, before I tell them about this, I will make a request for them first."
"Request again? Why do you kid ask for so much?" the general said with a frown on the other end.
"Do you still want them to go back to Tianjing?" Qi Xiaoyu said intimidating the general. He was probably the only person in the Han Dynasty who could speak to the general like this except the emperor.
"Then you say... a little brat." The general muttered.
"This grievance is a source of debt and a master. The reason why the grievances in previous years cannot be settled depends on how sincere you are, so you have to show your sincerity." Qi Xiaoyu said.
"I am an elderly person, why didn't they be more sincere first?" the general said dissatisfied.
"Because you brought this up first, you should come forward. If you don't bow your head first, even if they want to reconcile, they will stick their hot butts on their cold faces." Qi Xiaoyu shrugged and said.
"Damn, you dare to talk to your grandfather like this!" The general couldn't help but lean.
"Then do you agree?" Qi Xiaoyu was now the strong side, he said.
"Agree!... your grandma!" The general said with great apology. In fact, Qi Xiaoyu's grandmother has been listening. In the past few years, this is the first time she has seen her old man being punished so miserably, so cute and despised. She couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile. In the world, everything is indeed a thing that has been defeated, and retribution has been tried and done. She doesn't know how many times she has mentioned to find Bai Jing's family over the years, but the old man has been resisting, which makes her feel so much humiliated! Now seeing that the precious grandson actually made the great general who is so arrogant, she feels so happy.
Chapter completed!