6. The wonderful childhood of young YU
When you were a child, you met an old man on the side of the road and told you, "Young man, I'll look at your bones and amazed. You are a martial arts genius who has ever been seen in a century. The task of maintaining justice and peace in the universe in the future will be given to you. I have a set of martial arts here that can make you a hero. Do you want to learn it?" How high is the probability? I guess the chance of meeting it is lower than the probability of winning the lottery. Even if you meet it, you will be pulled away by the adults around you, and you will see in confusion whether the old man is mentally ill.
Who believes it if you say it!
But Zhao Jiuzhou really believed it. How did this story begin?
"Is your martial arts called Lingyun Gong?" Zhao Jiuzhou said anxiously.
Qi Xiaoyu thought to himself, "How fresh, brother, this is what you taught me later, and said that I would save my life. How could I know what it is called? But since you said it was Lingyun Gong, it must be Lingyun Gong." So Qi Xiaoyu nodded and said, "I was young at that time, so I didn't recognize words, but it seems that there is a word that is about Yun, what kind of skills, and I don't know if it was you." Qi Xiaoyu said so hard that he could not miss it.
"That's it, does that old man look very kind and has a white beard?" Zhao Jiuzhou asked again.
How fresh, you will become very kind when you become an old man, with a white beard. However, Qi Xiaoyu said, "It's been too long, and I can't remember it. However, he is very kind and treats me very well. He often buys lollipops for me." Qi Xiaoyu nodded and pretended to be stupid.
"Grandpa, Jiuzhou finally knows where you went after leaving home today." Zhao Jiuzhou pulled Zhao Yi and knelt down together.
"Which direction is your home?"
"East."
Zhao Jiuzhou and Zhao Yi kowtowed nine times together.
Qi Xiaoyuxin said, Brother, you have too many ideas, but if you don’t deceive him like this, you will not be able to explain the origin of your martial arts clearly, so you should pretend to be stupid. Be low-key, be low-key and low-key.
After kowtowing, Zhao Jiuzhou and Zhao Yi stood up and said to Qi Xiaoyu, "Xiaoyu, don't worry, since you are the one that Grandpa likes, your business will be our brothers' business in the future."
"Although you will touch me very much when I say this, my affairs in my previous life are also yours. Why does this story have new developments..." Qi Xiaoyu said in his heart.
"Then let's become sworn brothers of the opposite sex." Zhao Yi listened to everything from Jiuzhou.
"Then I'm the one." Hao Xia is going to join in too.
"Let's join forces with blood." Qi Xiaoyu waved.
"Ah, you want to bleed? We don't have any chicken blood or anything." Zhao Yi frowned when he heard the word "blood". He had severe phobia, otherwise he would not have studied in the History Department.
"Use theirs." Qi Xiaoyu pointed to the four people lying on the ground.
All the roommates of 409 were speechless, thinking to myself, brother, what are you thinking about in your mind?
"Is anyone fighting?" At this time, a man in a lieutenant uniform ran up with two soldiers behind him, with the word "pickling" wrapped around their arms.
They would never have thought that a picket would come to the door.
"What's going on?" The captain of the picket team came to the door in person, and there was no good news. This is the common aspiration of all military academies. Wang Tailai, the captain of the picket team, had a little distant relative with Zhen Donghou. When he saw him coming, Zhao Jiuzhou, who had a very thorough understanding of various relationships in the academy, did he not understand?
"It's what you see, what do you want?" Zhao Jiuzhou decided to stand up for Qi Xiaoyu.
"Yes, just like this big brother, you see, they were dizzy." Qi Xiaoyu quickly answered.
"I'm dizzy, why are I dizzy?" Wang Tailai asked.
"I don't know why I'm so immersed. They were fine when we came here. We had a lot of chatting. As a result, when we invited them into the dormitory to chat for a while, they seemed to say, 'Ah, it's poisonous.' and then fainted together." Qi Xiaoyu continued to whisper.
The other three people looked at Qi Xiaoyu and couldn't help feeling powerless. If this would make him escape, they would definitely take Qi Xiaoyu as their teacher.
"Can't it?" Wang Tailai changed his face, thinking to himself when his cousin was so cruel and actually learned how to kill a donkey. He just handled the matter so quickly that the civilian in front of him stolen his limelight?
"Why can't it? Look at this tall man, his face turned blue and he was obviously poisoned. When we were discussing whether to send them to the infirmary or to the hospital, you are here, brother." Qi Xiaoyu's expression was extremely serious and he really told the truth.
"That was slapped in the face by you!" The three of them were speechless and shouted in their hearts that if there was still truth about fairness and justice in the world, let God take this monster, and not speak in a dark way or tell lies without blinking. What a great Taoist practice.
"Take it away for me."
"Didn't you fight?" Wang Tailai looked at the four of them in confusion.
"Not fighting." Zhao Jiuzhou shook his head. Didn't he fight? He hadn't gotten into the action yet. All four of them were beaten down by Qi Xiaoyu. It was useless to stop the sons of his father's old subordinates. Judging from Qi Xiaoyu's posture, even if the number of people was doubled, it would be more than enough.
"Look at what you said, can this military academy fight casually? We know the rules." Qi Xiaoyu gave Wang Tai a look that I knew the rules.
"Damn." Zhao Yi was really, really couldn't bear it anymore. He hit the wall hard. The one who was the most unruly is you, okay?
"What's wrong, are you?" Wang Tai glanced at Zhao Yi.
"It's okay, my hands trembled." Wang Tailai looked at Zhao Yi carefully and found that Zhao Yi was not coming to him, so he nodded. "Okay, be careful in the future and don't eat randomly."
"Okay, we must pay attention to maintaining our personal diet." Qi Xiaoyu's nodding and bowing posture really made the three of them feel like they were beaten.
When Wang Tailai left, the other three immediately raised Qi Xiaoyu and sent it to the dormitory.
"What's wrong with you? Isn't it just saving you? Don't be so grateful to me, I have legs myself." Qi Xiaoyu said he was addicted.
"Will he get it?" Zhao Yi asked Zhao Jiuzhou.
"Hammer! You won't relieve yourself if you don't hammer!" Jiuzhou nodded.
There was a ping-pong sound in the dormitory, and then there was a scream from someone.
"I'm inhumane and have no conscience." Qi Xiaoyu shouted.
"Hao Xia, hurry up and block your stinky socks."
"I think something is wrong."
"Why is something wrong?"
"Why are he still laughing when we beat him?"
"yes."
"Why are you crying again?"
"Don't be fooled by us, right?"
"No?"
Even his brother, who really knows his sadness and joy?
Chapter completed!