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Chapter 49 The scumbags of the Matou family have come to check the water meter

"MASTER, have another bowl!" During the grand dinner, a blonde girl wearing an elegant dress with British characteristics reached out to hold a large celadon bowl and looked at Liang Feifan with majestic green eyes.

Let me go, are you really a foodie?

Throughout the long river of history, the wheels of time are rolling forward. The characteristics of the personality named SABER in various fan works and official spoofs can be summarized in two words.

——Foodie, silly.

It’s concise and straightforward. Have all the attributes of the original chairman been selectively forgotten by readers and authors? Sure enough, only the cute points can be remembered.

Under the warm sunshine, Einzburg is as warm as ever today. Liang Feifan, wearing an apron, was busy cooking for the young ladies, serving tea and water, and completely treated a qualified

The MASTER status is brought to the extreme:

“MASTER’s cooking skills are simply art!”

All this hard work was not in vain, and he immediately received high praise from the late king. Liang Feifan said heartily, does the otaku attribute have a growth bonus? Fortunately, this is unlimited flow, if I were allowed to travel to Gao Wuyi

In the world, gods, horses, rare dragons, angels and succubi all used my barbecue skills to abduct them.

At first, I just ate too much Western food and occasionally wanted to make a Chinese meal myself. By the way, I missed my hometown that was far away in countless parallel time and space - the "stupid" solution to the loud noise of the World of Warcraft fan in my hometown.

Teachers Cang in the hard drive of the host machine.

Then the new members in the Moon World who had never participated in the Lord God Game were immediately shocked, and the crowd said, "The cooking skills of the Great Celestial Dynasty are the best in the world!" Note 1.

Looking at the familiar or friendly faces of the girls around him, Liang Feifan suddenly felt that it was necessary to have a swearing-off banquet.

"Fanfan, there's not enough soy sauce!" Yuno, with bright pink hair, was as energetic as ever and was helping Liang Feifan.

Even though there are so many girls around him, it's a pity that not many can cook. This is why Liang Feifan has been too lazy to cook by himself before summoning them. Needless to say, those in the Moon World, except those who are still in the Clock Tower

No one except Charlie

If you know how to cook, do you expect the princess of the True Ancestor, the eldest lady of a famous family, the bounty hunter who wields swords and guns all day long, and a bunch of little lolita to know how to cook? Elquette's dark cooking talent is quite high.

Yes, but Liang Feifei still wants to live a few more years.

What? You mean Sister Fox and Celty? Sorry, they can eat raw.

As a result, in order to prepare a feast that could feed dozens of people (one SABER = 10 people+), only Miyaon, Yuno and Akise were in charge, and they were busy for quite a while.

"I've been making soy sauce all day long. Have you ever considered the feeling of vinegar?"

"What?"

"...Nothing," muttering a half-hearted joke, Liang Feifan turned around and left the kitchen.

It is said to be a kitchen, but it is far larger than the living room of someone's previous life. Although he has been used to it after living there for a while and has complained many times, Liang Feifan still can't help but complain about the evil capitalism...

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Passing by the side hall, SABER, who was also dressed in a formal dress, was chatting with Ellie. Both of them were smiling and contagious. They were surrounded by a large group of little lolita and otome girls, who looked like kindergarten aunts giving messages to the children.

Snacks galore.

"Ah, MASTER is here." SABER saw Liang Feifan coming from a distance, and immediately stood up and nodded.

Although he was once a king, he can now clearly understand his position. In the position of king, he is a qualified king, and in the position of servant, he still demands himself so perfectly. This is called

The girls of Artoria are strict with themselves.

——If she was so strict with her people, maybe she wouldn't have failed? For a moment, a thought flashed through Liang Feifan's mind, but then he smiled and shook his head, his personality changed.

SABER, is that still the girl in my memory? Obviously not.

So just keep struggling and living with your tragic ideals and doomed failure, because this is the girl in my heart, the 'king' who only belongs to me.

"Good afternoon, husband~" Ellie hugged Illya and it was difficult to get up. She bowed slightly and smiled apologetically at him. As a wife who teaches and raises children, Ellie is naturally an absolute role model, but she doesn't know how to act.

This aspect of cooking has hit her deeply since seeing Liang Feifan practice it in person. Of course, Liang Feifan greatly encouraged this. Anyway, she can do without cooking in the future.

"What are you talking about? Come on, my good daughter, let daddy hug her and give her a kiss." Her clean-shaven chin rubbed hard against Illya's little face, which turned into a wrinkled face.

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"Ah~ Daddy's stubble is so annoying! Called Daddy, it's so annoying!" Illya glared at him with her big watery eyes, and after speaking, she stuck out her tongue naughtily.

"Nani?! As a daughter-in-law, I am actually hated by my own daughter... What a failure..." The tiger knelt down on the ground, and Liang Feifan's whole body exuded a sense of life.

The scent of a defeated dog.

"However, kissing is still okay~" Somewhat unbearable, Illya snorted in a sweet voice, then quickly kissed someone on the cheek, then fell back into her mother's arms as if she was running away, and then

The person seemed to have been given a shot in the arm, and was immediately resurrected on the spot with full blood and demons:

"Wow haha, am I still my daughter's favorite man? Come on, Illya, let's play the father's marriage game!"

"don't want!"

The other women present also looked at this big live treasure with some confusion. Of course, they consciously blocked out some forbidden words and pretended not to hear them.

"What, if you look at it this way, he is just a simple pervert..." Takako Tono has always been wrong about this master who suddenly appeared. Although he has become accustomed to the life in Einzburg, he always thinks about it.

She teases him from time to time, but she never gets the chance due to the threat of force from the "Dark Invincible Beheading Knife". Now it seems that she has discovered something.

"Akiba, did you see it! Our victory is coming!"

"Eh?...What did I see?" The soft and frail Qiuye only sat one-third of the way on the soft velvet sofa. Perhaps it was due to nature, and her etiquette standards were perfect and she was speechless.

It can be said that she is still so timid. After all, how can a soft girl who has not been placed in PLAY become a scheming and evil creature...

"It goes without saying that since that guy has the weakness of lolicon, we can take this opportunity to defeat him completely!" Through the two thick lenses, Takako Tono clenched his small hands into fists, and his eyes were ignited with fighting spirit.

"But I like Illya very much. Besides, Qiuye doesn't hate the teacher..." Qiuye lowered his head and blushed slightly, kicking his shoes unconsciously: "The teacher is very good to us. If Ilia

If Liya is not willing, Qiuye is willing to be the teacher’s bride..."

"Eh??? We have a traitor in our midst!!! Note 2" Then the short-haired girl covered her face and burst into tears.

"Huh? Isn't it...am I looking weird?" So the girl looked for her companions in a panic, and at this time, there were only another black Naganao and a pair of twins left beside her: "Sister Fujino,

Amber, emerald, tell me this is not true!"

The answer I received was only two sentences. When I looked back, I saw Fujino squatting in the corner with his face covered with red face, showing a terrible smile from time to time and muttering: "Whether it is better to have a boy or a girl...

..It seems that the master likes girls more, but what if my daughter and I compete for her father..." Weird words like this made Qiuye immediately turn his head.

"Marriage? It doesn't matter, as long as it allows me to take revenge..." Her cold gaze stayed in a certain direction in the void for a while, and Amber replied coldly, that cruel experience has not let her down yet.

She recovered.

"Hehe, if it doesn't matter to my sister, it doesn't matter to Jade, so Xiao... Qiuye, you can rest assured~" The names developed in Tono Mansion have not been changed back, and Jade happily exchanged the two names.

His little legs were dangling very high, and he seemed to be enjoying this peaceful life.

The Holy Grail War is approaching, and many magicians have chosen to separate from their families. After all, they were involved in such cruel selfish desires for no reason, and no one wants to die. It is called a war, and although only fourteen people participate, it is tragic and fierce.

The level is no less than a real war.

"Yes, this kind of peaceful and happy day is indeed-"...

"It can last for a long time!" If you think about it carefully, it seems that as long as Liang Feifan is careful and doesn't make mistakes in his positioning, the winning rate is basically over 90%. After all, Yuno Zuo is really right now

Ancestor, there can be another Fox Sister in the middle, and the Lord of Demons and Demons is also unstoppable. The combined combat power is almost off the charts.

That's right, as long as you don't make any mistakes.

Three nights later.

So now Liang Feifan is standing outside a house that looks gloomy and lifeless from the outside. It is obviously a Japanese house, but it has been decorated with European style to look like a nouveau riche. Liang Feifan's comment on this is that of a girl.

Underwear, showing off.

——Commonly known as Matou House.

"Does the scumbag duo that the Lord mentioned live here?" Sister Fox was still wearing the same sailor uniform that could last until the end of the world and the cute little school bag. She stroked her bun next to her ears and smiled a little evilly.

"Go in directly? Kill them all quickly!" The black mist surrounding Selti also manifested into two crossed sharp blades. Although he could not speak, the words translated by the Lord God also revealed a sense of chilling.

gas.

Liang Feifan just told the story of Xiaoying's life experience with a little embarrassment, and Liang Feifan's servants immediately became excited, and they all expressed their desire to have a strong sexual relationship with this scumbag.

A relationship that resulted in abuse to death.

What Yuno suggested was to chop him into meat paste and feed it to the dog. Sister Fox expressed dissatisfaction. She should let Liang Feifan transform him into a dead disciple and then feed him the bugs he raised, and then experience the heart-gnawing experience of thousands of bugs in this indestructible state.

The pain will last until Liang Feifan dies or the world ends.

——Ever since seeing Illya in Ally's arms, Sister Fox, who had long resented the child, immediately lost her composure and remained in a state of fanaticism and about to turn dark almost all the time. Liang Feifan had personally seen her and

The other little lolita in Einzburg have had varying degrees of in-depth communication, among which amber seems to be to her liking...

"No need, force attack? I don't like to do such troublesome things." He smiled and shook his head. Liang Feifan pressed a red button in his hand. Yes, it was covered in big red and written in white. "

DANGER" tag is a red button that cannot be pressed randomly no matter what the plot is.

That's the detonation button.

"boom--!"

Amidst the roar of sound and light, the house was blown up into the sky.

"You scumbags from the Matou family, labor and management are here to check the water meter!"

Note 1: Taken from a certain colonel in the JOJO meme "I am the best in the world of medicine in Germany"

Note 2: "Creampie" memes

PS: I recently took the time to play the new Devil May Cry. There was a level called Silver Challenge that really made me sick. It only took one and a half minutes to eliminate enemies in a limited area within a limited time. The most annoying thing was that the limited area would shrink and disappear. It took a full two hours.
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