Chapter 3 Dare to ask Wang brother, do you think I am a person now?
Let’s talk about Wang Xiu taking the Monkey King to the county town, crossing the hall and walking through the room, and at this time, the Monkey King was already wearing a long gown, which looked like a personal one, but the monkey head and monkey mind and hairy face still caused chaos among the common people in the city.
After a while, seven or eight constables and yamen runners walked over quickly.
"Ah! That's really a monster..." A constable saw the Monkey King following Wang Xiu, looking around, and his face changed slightly.
"What monster? I see that it has no evil spirit on it. It must have never eaten anyone. I think it's just a monkey spirit, so what are you afraid of?" Another old detective was very knowledgeable and was not scared.
"What should I do if I do this, let's get it now. What if this monkey sperm is ejaculated?"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, have you seen it? The monkey spirit followed the man in front of him and didn't see him hurting people. It was obviously a disciplined person. It was obvious that he was a strange man. I'll just come forward and tell him a few times."
"Yes, Captain Zhang is right. The county master is also afraid that this monkey spirit can eat people by chance. Now it seems that it is not, that is the best. Just wait for me to come forward and give me some advice."
“Reasonable, reasonable.”
At this time, the Monkey King had already discovered that the group of detectives were looking at this side sneakily, so he called the police to Wang Xiu.
"You see those humans are looking at you and me, but you don't know what you want to do."
Wang Xiu turned his head and said, "It's nothing, that's a person in the government. When he saw you wearing human clothes, he was afraid that a monster would eat people, so he wanted to come and get yours."
"Take me? Why, I didn't eat people, let alone hurt people."
"Not anything, you have that kind of power, it's okay. With me here, don't worry. Just wait, I will send them away." After that, Wang Xiu waved to the group of detectives.
A leading constable leader named Zhang Sanshui, an old man in his forties, who was nearly fifty years old, walked forward with a smile on his face.
"I dare to ask where this strange man is practicing in the fairy mountain, but he doesn't know where to go?"
Wang Xiu smiled and said, "I come from where I come from, and from where I go."
"Uh..." Captain Zhang's face was sweating, but the strange man's words were incomprehensible.
"Can you ask the sir to speak out? It's also easy for the younger one to report back to my county master to make an explanation. After all, the one behind you..."
Wang Xiu glanced at the Monkey King and said, "My name is Wang Xiu, and he is a practitioner in the mountains and fields. This is my new encounter with the Monkey King brother. I met him as before. I made an appointment to practice together, inquire about the sacred immortals and Buddhas, and comprehend the great way of immortality. However, it had just walked out of the mountains and forests and did not know the etiquette, so he brought it to this world to see the prosperity of the world, and also learn some people's words and etiquette, so he would practice more in the future."
"Don't be afraid, although my monkey brother is not a human, he is not a monster that eats people. He is nurtured by the essence of heaven and earth in the mountains. He also eats peach and fruit in the mountains. He has never eaten blood, nor can he eat people. He is a spiritual monkey, and he is the king of monkeys in the mountains. He calls himself the Monkey King."
When Captain Zhang heard this, although he did not believe it in his heart, he also let go of his most worry and said, "It turns out that they are two extraordinary people who practice... That's good, that's good. The little Zhang Sanshui has seen Mr. Wang and this, this, the beauty, the Monkey King."
The Monkey King scratched his head, and the monkey jumped around Captain Zhang and looked up and down, saying, "You are the constable of the government in the world, but you are wearing this clothes like a human being."
When Captain Zhang heard that the Monkey King could speak, he was shocked at first. The other detectives behind him were even more frightened and took two steps back. This was actually a monkey spirit that could only speak humans. But he thought that when Mr. Wang said that he did not eat blood and did not eat humans, he was not so afraid.
When he heard the Monkey King say that Captain Zhang looks like a human in his clothes, he couldn't help laughing and forced himself to hold it back.
Captain Zhang felt embarrassed. I am a human being, so how could I not look like a human in my clothes?
Now that I turned around and glared at my subordinates, I said, "Smile, why do you laugh? Are you not wearing anything like a human?"
The Monkey King looked strange. What's so funny about it? His eyes rolled again, and a monkey put his hand on Captain Zhang's head and shoulders and asked, "Look at me, do you look like a human in your clothes?"
"Ah, this, this...small..." Captain Zhang's head sweated again. The Monkey King looked like a monkey. The word "foot" was tailor-made for it, and it was nowhere to look like a human.
"No, it doesn't look like..." Captain Zhang was also honest and said directly.
"Oh, it's different, it's different, let's talk about it." The Monkey King was not angry when he heard this, and directly pulled it and asked.
"This is this..." Although Captain Zhang was honest, he was stupid and didn't know what to say. However, he was anxious and turned his head and roared at the group of subordinates behind him: "I can't come yet, tell me what's wrong with this Monkey King Mr. does not look like a human."
A group of heads-in-chief screamed, but the heads-in-chief had an order, and they were not asking them to die, so they had to bite the bullet and come up.
A younger captain was smart after all, with a clever mind, his eyes shining, and he pointed at the feet of the Monkey King:
"I don't wear boots, but this is not like humans. We all have to wear boots."
"Oh? Yes, Yes, I'm still missing a boot. Wang Xiu will buy me a pair of boots." The Monkey King looked down at his feet and saw that he was barefoot. Although he was wearing clothes but not boots, he really didn't look like a human.
Wang Xiudao: "Okay, according to you."
Another headmaster pointed at his head and said, "Also, we humans want to tie our hair, but you don't. This is not like humans."
When the Monkey King heard this, he touched his messy monkey hair, nodded and said to Wang Xiu: "It's reasonable, Wang Xiu, I'll have to tie my hair later."
"According to you."
"Also, we humans must walk in the right eight characters, and this is what we need..."
"oh oh."
"Also, humans need to learn literature and read in order to know etiquette..."
"Oh, Wang Xiu, I also have to learn the herringbone and write the herringbone."
"According to you."
"Also, we humans eat a lot and a lot of food, we need to eat cooked food, fruits, vegetables, meat, wine and drink..."
"Wang Xiu, I..."
"According to you."
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Next, the detectives gave a lot of suggestions, and the Monkey King listened to them one by one. After they left, Wang Xiu took the Monkey King to the boot store again, bought boots, found an old man, tied his hair, wore a crown and hat, and found an inn, washed his whole body. He even found a razor to shaved the monkey hair on his face, and learned to walk like a human, not like a monkey.
He also found a down-and-out scholar to learn literature and literacy and composition. After about a year of living, Rushi lived, and suddenly one day, he and Wang Xiu were eating and eating in a hotel. His words and deeds were the same as ordinary humans, drinking wine and eating vegetables.
After a few drinks, the Monkey King was like a Xiuzi student. Wen Huai asked, "Do you dare to ask Brother Wang, do you think I am like a person now?"
Chapter completed!