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Chapter 144 You must learn the kung fu of beating people

Zhang Jidong laughed loudly, feeling unsatisfied: "Sister, you hit me a few more times. If you cause trouble in the future, I will be beaten for you."

Zhang Jiling's eyes lit up: "This is what you said."

"I said. Anyway, I am possessed by magical skills, so it doesn't hurt no matter how hard I beat it. The more I get beaten, the more comfortable I feel. I wish I was beaten every day." Zhang Jidong said with a smile.

Zhang Jiling had no choice but to pick up the bamboo strips and continue to beat them. After a while, he stopped.

"Why did you stop again?" Zhang Jidong asked.

"I'm afraid I will break my clothes." Zhang Jiling said.

"Then I'll take off my clothes." Zhang Jidong took off his clothes and was shirtless.

"It won't hurt a lot, right?" Zhang Jiling asked worriedly.

"It's okay. I have a very good kung fu skills." Zhang Jidong said without caring.

"Then you are ready, I'll hit it." Zhang Jiling raised the bamboo strip, but couldn't bear to hit it. Finally, he closed his eyes and pulled the bamboo strip down, but the force was much smaller.

"Sister, why are you not trying hard at all? If you do this, I will tell my grandfather about you secretly buying spicy strips." Zhang Jidong said dissatisfied.

"You must be willing to listen to what you say. Maybe your grandfather beats you up. A boy has no masculinity and will only be a traitor." Zhang Jiling said.

Zhang Jidong was very depressed. Whatever boys do is wrong? Whatever girls do is right. Forget it, this kind of profound problem is very troublesome. Anyway, now that they have learned the magical fighting skills, they can fight as much as they like. I still want to.

"Brother, why do you specialize in the kung fu for being beaten? Why don't you learn how to beat someone?" Zhang Jiling pulled two bamboo sticks and a strange question suddenly appeared in his mind.

Zhang Jidong couldn't help but grab his head. He had never thought so before. The main reason was that the kung fu of learning to hit people seemed to be useless. When my sister was fighting, would she beat her sister? It was obviously not possible to hit her. When my grandfather beat her, she could fight back. She obviously couldn't fight her. This could not be hit, and that could not be hit. What's the use of my kung fu that I want to hit people? It's better to be practical than the scapegoat talisman.

Zhang Jidong seems to prefer those more vulgar magic, such as the scapegoat talisman, bad luck talisman, fish knot, etc., all of them are of this type.

"I don't like to hit people, it's useless to learn how to hit people." Zhang Jidong said.

"How come it's useless? What if someone bullies me, or bullies grandparents, what will you do?" Zhang Jiling asked.

"Give him two bad luck talismans and give him two scapegoat talismans, I can't kill him." Zhang Jidong said.

"Even if you can use bad luck talismans and scapegoat talismans, if there are too many people on the other side and you don't have time to cast talismans, they may still control you first and will not let you use puppet techniques. Even your little paper men and big dogs can't be released, how can you save us?" Zhang Jiling immediately blocked Zhang Jidong's retreat.

Zhang Jidong really has no choice but to do so. Who would be so immoral and block all his methods? But the situation Zhang Jiling said is not completely impossible.

"I will go to my master to learn how to beat people tonight. When I learn how to beat people, should I press my master to the stone one day and beat him up? Today I was really beaten up by him." Zhang Jidong said.

Luo Chengxuan, who was hiding beside him, sneeze for no reason. What kind of ghost? Ghosts can catch a cold?

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore, let's go home quickly." Zhang Jiling urged. If he didn't go back, his grandfather would lose his temper again.

The two siblings walked step by step towards home along the dark forest path, following the lights of the charging lamps in hand.

As soon as the two siblings left, Luo Chengxuan walked out of the darkness.

"This kid wants to learn how to beat people. What should I teach him? You have to think about it carefully. He may not be able to learn it if it is too easy, so he should teach it a little harder!" Luo Chengxuan said.

When Zhang Jiling and Zhang Jidong walked to the door of the new house, Zhang Dashuan sat on a simple wooden stool. It was made by the carpenter's hand-made material.

"Why did you come back so late?" Zhang Dashuan's tone was very gentle, not as fierce as before.

"My brother learned kung fu and fell asleep on the stone slab. I went to call him before I woke him up." Zhang Jiling said.

"You child, if you are sleepy, come back to bed early. The stone is very cold. What should you do if you are sick?" Zhang Dashuan said.

"It's not cold at all. I've learned the kung fu and am not afraid of the cold." Zhang Jidong has now learned the magical skill of being beaten. He is confident and bolder.

Zhang Jidong's performance made Zhang Dashuan a little strange. This guy is usually submissive and doesn't respond much.

When Zhang Dashuan saw the two siblings coming home, he finally felt relieved and went back to sleep. The two siblings went upstairs.

As soon as the sky was dawn, the forests were full of lively scenes, and all kinds of birds were competing and singing, but Tongqian'ao was quiet and a little heart-shaking. It was too quiet here, and there was no sound at all. The quietness like death describes the situation of Tongqian'ao at this time.

Luo Sanli looked at Tongqian'ao with a serious expression, feeling that even if Tongqian'ao is like a death canyon, he would completely devour all the creatures entering it.

"Brother Third, you are all ready. When will you start?" Lao Ba walked over.

"Lao Ba, you have been with me for so many years, and I don't want something to happen to you. Be careful about everything. Once it is activated, no one knows what kind of weirdness will happen in Tongqian'ao." Luo Sanli said.

"Don't worry. I know what's going on." Lao Ba said.

Luo Sanli looked at Lao Ba's back and sighed, knowing it in his heart. In such a place, there is a fart count, and I keep up with my heart.

According to Luo Sanli and Wu Laoxi's previous plan, he was to let someone dig a gun hole, lure the snake group out, and then use the arranged power grid to remove the snake group. Everything seemed perfect. But Luo Sanli was unsure of it. The formation inside was really hard to see through, and Luo Sanli still didn't understand it. Only when the formation showed its power can we know the true power of the formation.

Lao Ba and his men had already started to dig holes. Soon, all the snakes in Tongqian Ao were alarmed and rushed out of the bushes like tides. Soon they touched the power grid, and the snakes squeezed together in piles and were corona. Some snakes were directly burned by electric power, and the Tongqian Ao emitted a burst of unpleasant sorrow. But soon the snakes stopped rioting, and most of the snakes quickly retreated, and only those who were electrocuted and corona remained in place.

At this moment, the entire Tongqian Ao began to tremble, and all the rocks and trees were moving.

"The Tongqian Ao's formation has been launched! I knew this formation would not be that simple!" Luo Sanli murmured. Soon he shouted at Tongqian Ao: "Hurry! Withdraw! Withdraw quickly!"

But Lao Ba and his group seemed to be unable to hear Luo Sanli's voice at all, and stood there in a daze.

Tongqian Ao was like an ancient monster, swallowing away everything that broke into Tongqian Ao. The wires and generators were swallowed up little by little in the mud and stones. Lao Ba and others ran around Tongqian Ao in panic, but not long after, they were swallowed up little by little. Soon, Tongqian Ao returned to its original state, as if nothing had happened.

Luo Sanli sat on the ground weakly: "It's over! It's over!"

Wu Laoxi didn't say a word for a long time. It was over, they were so devoted to everything they had here.
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