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Chapter 7 Fat Man

It’s hard to find an investment of 10 million a month!

After smoking a cigarette, Yu Ersan calmed down a little. If the crew was established, it seemed that it could start now. Although the anti-Japanese hero he directed last time was full of criticisms on the Internet, it gave Yu Ersan a certain amount of experience. At least he knew how one crew worked, and he had a rough idea in his mind, not limited to books.

"I am the director and the screenwriter alone, so I still lack photography and makeup. The producer is also myself. I don't have to worry about actors or something, and I don't have to worry about the later stage. There are not many people needed in the early stage. It's not a big problem to pull out a crew of ten million!"

Yu Ersan said to himself, his eyes brighter and brighter. Then Yu Ersan suddenly thought of something again, jumped up from the sofa excitedly, and then slapped his head suddenly, saying, "How could he forget this matter, a fool?"

With a gentle cough, Yu Ersan asked the system: "System, as a director, I should also have a salary. I can't make a movie and TV series, so I can't do a job in a waste, right? Isn't it good to have sex with me for free?"

"The host can pay his own compensation according to his own director level. The salary of junior directors shall not exceed one million, the salary of intermediate directors shall not exceed three million, and the salary of senior directors shall not exceed five million..."

Looking at the system introducing salary levels, Yu Ersan's eyes couldn't help but become hot. At this level, not to mention the senior director, at least he is a junior director, right? Maybe he can still be an intermediate director. It wouldn't be too much to give himself the highest salary level?

What did you do before you get rich? Of course, it was a ten-game draw. The right thing was the lucky turntable just now. There is an advanced version of the ten-game draw. Like those mobile and web games that cheat people, you can get a 10% discount on the draw for ten years. You can save 100,000 yuan by 10 consecutive draws. Rounding it is equivalent to making a small goal.

In addition, there is a probability of 30 million yuan in funds. According to the rotary distribution, the probability of 30 million yuan is not very low. If you draw ten consecutive draws, Yu Ersan doesn’t believe that he won’t get 30 million yuan in funds? At that time, the task will be completed happily. Yu Ersan just thinks that the picture is too beautiful and he dares not watch it!

"Then I am at least an intermediate director, right?"

Yu Ersan felt that he had a little test of the system. Although the previous TV series was very bad, he had learned experience. At this point, Yu Ersan suddenly felt that he had understood why the national football team was so bad, and he could find so many reasons for losing. He was justified, but it turned out that it was because he was shameless!

Yu Ersan had to cheer himself up. He did this just to keep his ten centimeters and could save his mistakes in the entertainment industry in the future. Oh, no, Yu Ersan was for his dream!

"Sorry, the host's current ability is not enough to be rated as an intermediate director!"

"Meow Meow?"

Yu Ersan felt that the system was playing a joke with him, took a deep breath, and told himself not to be angry. Isn’t it just an intermediate director and upgraded himself in the future. However, the only thing that made Yu Ersan feel a little regretful is the salary of three million. If he is an intermediate director, then he can come to the third brother to score ten consecutive times. Think about it, he feels the picture...

"Okay, the intermediate director will advance slowly in the future. Then there is no problem with the junior director. I will pay me one million salary! "

The system was silent for a long time, and then the electronic synthesizer sounded: "Sorry, the host's current ability is not enough to be rated as a junior director?"

"(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Are you teasing me?" Yu Ersan had only one sentence in his mind. He was not even a junior director? What about teasing me? Although the anti-Japanese hero is a bad guy and he has nothing to do with him, he is still in his name after all. He has been in the crew for several months and has been scolded for so long. Could it be that he is not even a junior director? Why do he do it?

Take a deep breath, exclude all the hundreds of ways to retaliate against the system in your mind from your mind, and calm down your mood: "System, then what level of my director level is now?"

"The current level of host director is not included in the system level!"

"How can I be promoted to junior director?"

"The host's work won the domestic best director award!"

Yu Ersan had a MP in his mind. I don’t know what to say, “Is it a junior director who is a well-known domestic best director award? Is it the same thing as a platinum that he only gets the newcomer king before he gets the newcomer king? Should he be so strict? And the best director or something? Yu Ersan really never thought about it.

At this moment, Yu Ersan's mobile phone suddenly rang. Since filming the Anti-Japanese War, Yu Ersan whitelisted the phone. It was originally intended to prevent some stinky fish and shrimp from disturbing him and invited him to film a drama. Now it seems that his decision was so wise, otherwise he would receive calls from a group of people scolding him every day.

So now only those who deposit numbers in Yu Ersan's mobile phone can call in. During the days when the Anti-Japanese War was just aired, I blocked Yu Ersan's phone number and scolded him.

"What are you calling me for at this time?"

Yu Ersan frowned and looked at the phone, but finally decided to answer it. The fat man, whose original name was Li Yang, was a classmate of Yu Ersan when he was junior high school. When he was in junior high school, he suddenly took a break from school and went to study photography. Even though his father was hung on Erliang for a day, he still had no intention of repentance. He eventually became a glorious photographer.

Later, after Yu Ersan retired and became a director, the two of them got together again. In the last drama, this fat man was the only one Yu Ersan in the crew, the big helper of the crew photographer.

"Fatty, what's wrong!"

After Yu Ersan answered the phone, he didn't say angrily. He was obviously a scam crew and had a bad reputation. However, this fat man was very comfortable. He used to shoot some small models and private films. Now after filming the crew, this guy has become even more aggressive and has actually started to hook up with the 18th-tier stars. With his mouth being versatile, he even told him that it was. As expected, there are too many fools these days, and there are not enough scammers!

What made Yu Ersan angry the most was that this fat man held so many excellent resources in his hand and did not give it to his brother. You must know that Yu Ersan is still single now! Although some small special agents wanted to climb onto their beds during the crew, they were rejected by Yu Ersan, mainly because they were not good-looking, and Yu Ersan was not so hungry yet.

"Two and three, there is something good, don't say that brother didn't think of you!"

"Get out, I have no money! Talking about it, otherwise I will hang up the phone!"

Hearing Yu Ersan's words, the fat man was immediately unhappy: "Ersan, who is my fat man? Did you just borrow money from you? This time I really have something serious!"

"You said I'll listen!"

"Dajun still remembers this?"

Yu Ersan thought for a moment and seemed to be a classmate of his past.

“A little impression!”

"I tell you, Dajun has set up a media company and is planning to sign you. The contract fee is three million. How about it?"

"Sign me?"

Yu Ersan was stunned for a moment. This army suddenly got some idiot system? For example, what kind of local tyrant system? Do some idiot things?

"Yes, it's true. There are a lot of scolding on the Internet now. Some people scold you, which means that you are popular. Dajun means that as long as you sign a contract, start a live broadcast immediately and participate in the event... It's the same as the guy who posted it some time ago and is impossible to work!"

"roll!"

Yu Ersan hung up the phone without hesitation. Although Yu Ersan urgently needs money now, although it is a lot of three million, for Yu Ersan, there is still a bottom line for him. He can't break through the bottom line when he does anything. Although Yu Ersan looks shameless, it is also when he is with an acquaintance in private. When he encounters a serious matter, Yu Ersan is definitely an upright person.

This is also the reason why Yu Ersan is scolded now. If Yu Ersan continues to cooperate with that company after filming the anti-Japanese hero and continues to launder money and make bad movies, the company will be able to whitewash itself if it spends a little money to hire a water army. But it is because Yu Ersan has such a bottom line and does not agree to continue to rot, so things will become like this.

Taking a deep breath, Yu Ersan shook his head helplessly. Now is a time for entertainment until death. Anyone can become an internet celebrity. In order to make money, some companies do not even remember the most basic benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, courtesy, righteousness, integrity and shame!

After hanging up the fat man's phone call, Yu Ersan took out a piece of paper and wrote the fat man's name on the paper. Then his eyes suddenly turned around. Fat man was a photographer and his skills were good. When he was in the crew, although he was picking up girls while filming, he also learned a lot of things. Although he could not do one camera, he could still do it by making one or two cameras and getting one or two cameras. He was also a film and television practitioner. He would give him an 800,000 yuan himself. It shouldn't be too much for the salary of 300,000 yuan?

The system did not object, and Yu Ersan couldn't help but feel that this path was feasible and immediately called the fat man without hesitation.

"I knew you were moved, that's three million!"

The fat man's voice came from the other end of the phone, and Yu Ersan said without hesitation: "Get out, it's not about this. I'll ask you, what are you busy with now?"

"You have nothing to do to take photos of others, and occasionally take advertisements or a few funny sounds for 18th-tier brands. Why do you want to come to me to have fun? Don't worry, 23, if you have brothers, you will definitely drink it!"

"If you have something to do, I will prepare a crew, film a drama, and give you a salary of 300,000 yuan to be a second camera. Are you interested?"

After Yu Ersan finished speaking, he heard a light sound, and then there was a busy sound from the other side of the phone. Yu Ersan frowned, "What are this fat man doing?"

He called again, and the phone was turned off. Yu Ersan called three times and gave up and shook his head. It seemed that the second camera person needs to be found again. However, Fatty has good skills and the price is cheap. It is really hard to find a job well and it is cheap. After all, the crew now has only 10 million yuan of funds and needs to save money. If you have money, Yu Ersan directly pulled Yu Li to be a cameraman!

Just as Yu Ersan was thinking about the list of other personnel in the crew, a burst of rapid knocks came. Yu Ersan frowned. He knew that there were not many people in his address, and there were only four or five friends besides his parents. He had no takeout or express delivery now. Could it be that someone checked the water meter?

I have a water meter outside. Could it be that I used a small account to clean myself online a few days ago and then talked to netizens about being squirted and made me feel like I was exposed?

"Who?"

"Er San, I am fat, open the door!"

The familiar fat man's voice came from the door. Yu Ersan breathed a little relieved. It was not enough to check the water meter. Yu Ersan was afraid that someone would check the water meter. After all, he had a hard drive of T. If he said he had a crime, he would really jump into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it clearly!

When I opened the door, I saw the fat man holding a cigarette in his arms, wearing slippers and shorts, and his hair was not taken care of. I have known the fat man for so long, and this is the third time that Yu Ersan has seen the fat man like this. The first time was when the college entrance examination was in the college entrance examination that year, the fat man overslept...

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Yu Ersan standing at the door, the fat man took a few steps back, looked at Yu Ersan carefully, and kept blinking at Yu Ersan.

"What's wrong with your eyes?"

Hearing this, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief: "I was scared. I thought you were kidnapped? It's fine. Okay, I'll leave first, and there's a girl waiting to have a meal with me!"

"???" Yu Ersan looked at the fat man in a daze. What the hell?

"Don't hurry to leave, let me ask you, why do you think I was kidnapped?"

The fat man looked up and down at Yu Ersan: "You don't even read the news? Isn't a rich man kidnapped before and called an ordinary friend to borrow money. The friend felt something was wrong, so he called the police and rescued the rich man! I thought you had encountered this too!"

"What made you think I was a rich man?" Yu Ersan glanced at the fat man.

The fat man gave Yu Ersan a middle finger: "Eversan, I always thought you were a shameless person. Now I find that you are a thicker-skinned person than me. Where did you get the confidence that you are a rich man? I just think there shouldn't be any idiots asking you to film a drama now, so I think you have been kidnapped!"

"Okay, come in. I'm serious. I do have a drama to shoot here. You're here, come here for the staff!"

After saying that, Yu Ersan took the lead in returning to his room.

"Er San, we are brothers, don't cheat me. There are really not many big and thick kidnappers in the room. If you are kidnapped, you will twist your butt!"

"Get out, if you don't do it, I'll go find someone else. It's hard to find a man with three legs. The fat guys who play with camera catch a lot of fat people!"

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