238 Different admission tests
Apprentice to a master?
Someone actually wanted to take him as his teacher, when he was only twenty years old...
Tang Puding sincerely felt that although this guy in front of him was a slut, his vision was really good!
It has vision than everyone in the miscellaneous academy now, except Tian Jiankang.
So, guys with healthy names are born with better vision?
One Health is his fan, the other Health wants to worship him as his teacher.
One is a native Chinese, and the other is a Chinese who has been studying abroad in Ridao since he became an adult...
So the world is really wonderful.
In essence, Tang Puding is a materialist. He doesn't believe that there are really any strange things in this world, such as Nuwa creating humans, God creating the world in seven days, and God said that there should be light, and then there would be a sun...
But his experience is quite bizarre, and most people cannot understand it at all. People who have died 6665 times can still live in their world as bright as him, becoming the object that countless people can only look up to, well, just like the sun.
This has created a very complex and inexplicable world view of Tang Pudding. For example, this world is round, everything is round, and because it is round, everything can happen.
It was as if he didn't understand Go at all, but he had Go from nine dan to come to worship him as his teacher.
"So what are you going to learn from me? Go?" Tang Puding asked with a blink of an eye.
"No, that's just my initial thought. But after I just learned about my master's life, I changed my mind. I want to learn from my master your daily pretentious skills! This is my pursuit in life!" Park Jiankang said loudly.
Park Kyung's words shocked Don Puding, making him instinctively feel that something must have been wrong with this guy's worldview.
"Sorry, Mr. Park Kan, do you have any misunderstandings about me? First of all, you have to know that I am really not good at pretending to be like you! In fact, I hate pretending very much. Isn't it good to be a good person? Why do you have to show off if you have nothing to do? Well, I admit that sometimes I do act a bit strong, but they are all forced by others!" Tang Puding persuaded with great thought.
Tang Puding's words also shocked Park Kyung. Just by hearing these words, Park Kyung knew that he had not come in vain. The person in front of him was indeed like a pretentious ancestor. He could say such a pretentious words so calmly and so serious, just like a fuck!
"Master, just accept me!" Park Kansang bowed and begged.
Tang Puding touched his nose and his mind quickly turned around. Well, now the miscellaneous college is indeed a little thinner. In their hard work, everyone seems to have less than one serving tea and water, preparing various materials, and external spokespersons.
For the time being, Xu Mengchang will do these tasks again.
However, Xu Mengchang is the department head after all, and he can be very idle now and will definitely be busy in the future, so there is nothing wrong with multiple people coming.
More importantly, there are no international students in the miscellaneous colleges...
Therefore, before Park Kang was built in the Miscellaneous College building, he could be used as a mascot in the college.
Of course, even if you think about it, Tang Pudding cannot agree so simply. Humans are a very strange creature. Even if something is expected and is expected, if it is too simple, it will often be less cherished if it is obtained or achieves the goal.
For example, money.
There is no one in the world who doesn’t love money, but after getting rich overnight, many people who get rich do not think about how to cherish it, but do all kinds of tricks to die until they successfully ruin their families and become penniless again.
It sounds like this is unreasonable, but it happens in this world every day.
So of course you have to go through the test before entering a miscellaneous college.
"You really want to worship me as your teacher?"
"It's a must! Master!"
"So can you stay in the capital for a long time?"
"It's a must, but my visa is about to expire!"
"This is not a problem. There are still quotas for international students in the miscellaneous colleges!"
"Of course that's excellent!" Park Jiankang said with a smile.
"In addition, after all, you are here to be a student, so you have to take the exam." Tang Puding pondered.
"Exam?" Park Jiankang was a little hesitant. He really didn't have much confidence in the exam. The key was that he didn't know what to take, do you want to take Go?
"Of course it's not a Go test. After all, what you want to learn from me is not a Go? Let's do this, let me ask you a question. I will judge from your answer whether you are qualified to study in our miscellaneous college. There is no absolute standard answer to this question. All I want is that you can tell the truth." Tang Puding put his hands behind his back, and he really had the temperament of a gentleman.
But then again, Don Puding has never been a teacher before, so of course he can be like whatever he pretends to be.
"Are you going to take the exam now?" Park Jiankang subconsciously looked around...
When taking the exam on the road, although there are not many pedestrians around and it can even be said to be very deserted, I finally feel that it is a bit unofficial.
"Don't care about these details. As long as you are serious enough, where is life not a test room?" Tang Puding smiled slightly and once again said warm-hearted chicken soup.
"Where is not a test room in life! Master, what you said makes sense!" Park Jiankang's eyes lit up and he exclaimed without any concealment, and then immediately began to express his determination: "Come on, Master, I'm ready."
"Okay! You have seen a beautiful woman who makes you fall in love with at first sight. At this moment, you are moved. You want to contact her like crazy, want to get to know her, and want to spend an afternoon to understand her preferences. Then the question is, before you don't know her interests, hobbies, or even your name, how should you call her and achieve the first step of getting to know each other?"
Tang Puding seriously raised the issue of admission assessment.
Park Jiankang was stunned. He actually had some thoughts about the exam that Don Puding mentioned, but no matter what he thought about just now, it was definitely not related to this question.
So the admission exam is to teach him how to pick up girls?
"Call a beautiful girl?" After several struggles, Park Kang said a very popular name for girls in China.
"Don't you think this title is very tacky and makes people aesthetically tired. It's easy for the woman you fall in love with at first sight to block you in your heart?" Tang Puding retorted without hesitation.
"That's the little sister?" Park Kan replied again.
"Haha, the name of the street is so greasy that I can't stand it!" Tang Puding sneered.
"Hello, girl!" Park Kang thought about it for a long time this time and finally decided on a more formal title.
"Do you think that people are at a loss, and you still think that you are a pretty artificial?" Tang Puding still sneered.
"Then, call me Miss, no, it's not good. You Chinese people like to copy unusual meanings to normal words. I can't call me aunt, right? By the way, call me little sister?"
"Little sister? Do you want to be regarded as a pervert?" Tang Puding shook his head in disgust: "Think about it!"
"I really can't think of it anymore. Please give me advice! I can't call you auntie, right?"
After a while, Park Jiankang said with a bitter face...
:.:
Chapter completed!