Chapter 116: Everywhere is a great character (2)
Along the way, following Xu Yun's instructions, I parked the car in the open space in front of the teaching building. As soon as I parked the car, a BMW 3 car parked next to me.
"Husband, that seems to be his car." Xu Yun pointed to the BMW beside me.
"No matter who he is, we should do whatever we should do." I comforted Xu Yun.
He nodded obediently.
I pulled out the car keys and got out of the car. Xu Yun also walked down from the passenger seat.
At the same time, the owner of the BMW happened to come out of the car and saw Xu Yun, and was a little surprised. He looked at me and my driver beside her, and raised his lips with some contempt.
I don't care. To be honest, I think Santana 2000 is quite pleasant to get, which makes me feel nostalgic. It feels similar to the original Jetta in my hand.
"Yun, who is he?" The owner of the BMW car did not give me any face at all and directly asked Xu Wen.
"It has nothing to do with you." Xu said lightly.
"I just kindly remind you not to be deceived. His car is over 200,000 yuan. Do you also interact with people of this status? Besides, the comfort of this car is far worse than that of BMW!" said the owner of BMW.
After the BMW owner finished speaking, he turned around and said to me without waiting for Xu Yun to speak, "I am Zhou Yu. This guy who drives Santana 2000, I advise you to give up! You are of this level, and you want to pick up girls. When you can afford a BMW, you will come and come! You dare to pick up girls if you drive a low-end car, and it is not embarrassing to drive a low-end car!"
BMW? Haha, I once smashed one. But I didn’t have time to waste my mouth with such self-righteous idiots. I smiled and pulled Xu Yun’s hand and said gently: “Little Yunyun. Why are the quality of your classmates in your school poor?”
"Then let's ignore him." Xu looked at me, full of tenderness, and did not take Zhou Yu seriously at all.
Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and watched Xu Yun and I leave.
"Fuck!" Zhou Yu was so angry that he punched Santana 2000.
"Ah~~~!" Zhou Yu let out a wild wolf howl, and his whole body shook, his hair stood up one by one, and blue smoke emitting.
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"Husband. I seem to hear Zhou Yu's screams. What's wrong with him?" Xu Yun asked curiously.
"Maybe enjoying free perm." I smiled evilly.
Idiot, I knew you would vent your anger with my car, I will make you feel good this time.
My Santana 2000 was installed by Du Xiaowei. After that, if the car body was hit hard, it would release high voltage current in an instant. I just started this anti-theft system.
"What is free perm?" Xu Yun asked strangely.
"You will know when you see him." I smiled.
I knew that Zhou Yu would definitely not give up. Sure enough, when Xu Yun and I were standing by the elevator waiting for the elevator, we saw Zhou Yu running over with great momentum.
Zhou Yu's hair stood up one by one, just like the American soldiers inside the Street Fighter.
"Husband, how do you know he went to perm his hair?" Xu Yun didn't know the truth about the matter. It was even more strange.
I smiled and didn't answer.
"Oh. Isn't this a classmate Zhou? You are so cool and skillful. After a while, I made myself such a cool look!" I said first before Zhou Yu could speak.
"**! You *** are yin!" Zhou Yu pointed at me and cursed.
"Why am I stinging? Who am I stinging?" I asked on purpose.
"You fucking me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.
"Why am I so embarrassed?" I asked back.
"You use a car to power me!" Zhou Yu said.
"I said to Classmate Zhou, I left the ground one step ahead of you. How could I use the car to power you? Has my car been alive or turned into a Transformer? Have you watched too many fairy tales or have you become a traitor when you watch the animation?" I smiled.
"I... I smashed it and it will shoot me." Zhou Yu told the truth in a hurry.
"Look, that's it! Who made you owe your hands? I said why it doesn't power others, but you just need it!" I said innocently: "If you feel unconvinced, you should go back to find it. What are you looking for me? If you are awesome, can you smash it off!"
"You...hum! Fuck, this is something you asked for! Don't blame me for being rude!" Zhou Yu stomped his feet and turned around and left.
"Husband, what did he do?" Xu Yun asked when he saw Zhou Yu suddenly left.
"I don't know, maybe I'm looking for death." I shook my head helplessly.
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"**Your Mom!" Zhou Yu spent all his energy to smash a big brick into the windshield of Santana 2000.
"Dou, the automatic rebound system is started..." Santana shouted twice at the rhythm of 2000, accompanied by the flash of red light...
With a "bang" sound, before Zhou Yu could react, the brick was bounced back and slapped Zhou Yu's face firmly, and immediately smashed him into a blue and swollen face.
Zhou Yu had learned the power of this awesome car this time and cursed angrily: "Boy, I'll be upset with you." Zhou Yu became more and more angry as he thought about it. Damn, this car is so evil, although he is angry, he dare not continue to do anything again.
Suddenly, Zhou Yu had a sudden inspiration, he said, I can’t touch you, so I will hate you!
Zhou Yu looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he quickly took off his pants, aimed at the front of Santana 2000's car, and started to urinate.
"Doudu, humidity exceeds the standard, automatic drying system starts..." After the Santana 2000 rang twice, a red light flashed...
"Ao~~!" Zhou Yu only felt a hot air coming towards his little brother. Zhou Yu jumped three feet high and jumped far away. Unfortunately, n blisters had been burned from the little brother.
Zhou Yu was so angry that he didn't care about continuing to destroy the Santana 2000. He quickly put on his pants, got into his BMW, and rushed towards the nearby hospital.
At this moment, I was flirting with Xu Yun in the classroom, and I was imagining Zhou Yu’s unlucky appearance in my mind. This Santana 2000 has been installed with Xu Qing+|. system, and has not been tested yet.
Chapter completed!