Chapter 85 Taoism
A gray-white ceramic bottle was carefully taken out by Zuo Ci, opened the sieve, and carefully shook it on his palm twice, and a red pill suddenly appeared in his palm.
More than one meter away, Huo Hai could smell the fragrance of the pill.
After Zuo Ci used a plug to plug the mouth of the bottle containing the pill, he immediately put the pill into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it.
"I'm asking you to repel mosquitoes! Why are you doing medicine?" Huo Hai wondered.
"Just wait."
Zuo Ci continued to take out his bags calmly. After a while, he found two small silk handkerchiefs, and then he twisted them into a ball and stuffed his nose.
Huo Hai didn't know what he was doing, he only knew that more and more mosquitoes were flying here, and they began to attack people. Even if he ordered everyone to raise fire, it would probably not work.
Soon, he saw Zuo Ci's strangeness again. His face turned red. After plugging his nose, he kept inhaling with his mouth, which caused his stomach to bulge continuously due to inhalation.
"What are you going to fart?" Huo Hai immediately realized what he was going to do when he saw Zuo Ci sticking out his butt. While running away, he covered his mouth and nose with his hands and shouted.
"Puff~!"
A deafening fart sound erupted behind Huo Hai. Huo Hai turned to see the situation and actually saw that the hem of Zuo Ci's robe was blown high by his farts, floating in the air.
"So smelly~!"
Soon, some soldiers who were close to Zuo Ci smelled the stench and covered their mouths and noses with their sleeves, and began to stay away from him.
This smell is even worse than the smell that bursts out when you step on the bed bugs to death, which surprised Huo Hai very much.
Who would have thought that what he ate was so fragrant, but what he released was so smelly.
What Huo Hai did not expect was that the effect of this odor on mosquitoes is even greater than that of humans using fire to drive them away. Soon, with Zuo Ci as the center, all mosquitoes began to escape desperately in those areas where the odor was filled, as if they had encountered their own natural enemies.
"Puff~!Puff~!Puff~!Puff~…"
Zuo Ci's farts one after another, the range of the scent spread rapidly, and the mosquitoes quickly evacuated from a large area.
However, he did not use his methods to deal with these mosquitoes. He made a series of farts. After Zuo Ci, who was very happy in the anus, patted his butt, he immediately took out a few pieces of talisman paper from the bed. After drawing a few talismans on the talisman paper with the remaining talisman materials, he shook his hands and all of them burned. He saw him hit a few fingers and swung the burning talisman paper into the air. Suddenly, a wave of wind blew the talisman paper and flew quickly in the air.
These talisman papers seemed to be able to pull the odor he had released before, and soon drove all the mosquitoes and moths in the same direction.
"You, how did you do this?" Huo Hai, who had seen a phenomenon that was difficult to explain in science, asked Zuo Ci after all the odor around him dissipated.
"Of course I have to rely on Taoist cultivation." Zuo Ci clapped his palm and said.
"What is Taoism?" Huo Hai asked curiously again.
"Even some methods to control the elements of heaven and earth, wind, clouds, thunder and lightning can be controlled, and the energy is naturally possible. However, this aspect is not what I am best at. Those guys in Tianshidao are masters of playing these things. Fortunately, the ones who dealt with you this time were not from Tianshidao. Otherwise, even if I was hollowed out, I might not be able to deal with it." Zuo Ci looked at the mosquitoes that were getting farther and farther away.
"Can you control the storm, clouds, thunder and lightning? Then how did these bugs come from and why did they leave?" After Zuo Ci explained, Huo Hai became even more confused and continued to ask.
"The insect array is mostly used to spread the odor of wind-repelling techniques to drive away snakes, insects, rats and ants, and to arrange attack formations. For example, today's insect array of this scale should be used by multiple people to perform wind-repelling techniques together, which spreads a lot of odors that can drive mosquitoes. Fortunately, their shooting distance is far, otherwise the power will be greater. At least snakes, rats and others will be driven by them, and even more powerful, they can even drive beasts within a certain range.
And those who can use such Taoist techniques from a distance should not be anyone other than those of Zixu's disciples, because they have divination techniques and can calculate the location of the army you lead." Zuo Ci explained to Huo Hai.
"Will you use the stinky fart to drive away so many mosquitoes now? Will it harm the innocent people around you?" Huo Hai looked at the moth reptile that retreated like a tide.
"It's impolite to come without going. They attack us repeatedly and don't respond to them. They will think we're easy to bully. These mosquitoes should attack the Han army camp dozens of miles away before dawn. However, due to the distance too far, there may not be many mosquitoes that can eventually survive there, and their power is very limited." Zuo Ci looked towards the south and said.
"I found that spells like yours can actually benefit the people." Huo Hai told Zuo Ci that his first insights on these Taoist techniques.
"Benefit the people? How do you say it?" Zuo Ci didn't know what Huo Hai was thinking about in his brain circuit, so he asked him.
"Look, if you use such Taoism every day, will there be fewer pests in the fields? If there are more harvests in the fields, everyone will have food to eat, and there will be no more chaos." Huo Hai spread his hands and said to Zuo Ci.
Upon hearing this, Zuo Ci's expression was stunned. It took a long time to look at Huo Haidao, "You are the first person to come up with such an idea in thousands of years. However, if you know the cost of launching a worm array and the cost of using a pill with me, you shouldn't be so naive."
"Is it very expensive?" Huo Hai curled his lips.
"It's not very expensive, it's very expensive. At least, it's no less than the value of the grain produced in the fields. In addition, don't think that the crops in the fields can grow well without these mosquitoes. All things in the world are mutually beneficial. There are almost no mosquitoes near the hut where I live, but the vines there do not bear melons, and the fruit seedlings bear very little fruit." Zuo Ci looked at Huo Haidao.
"There are no mosquitoes and moths that spread pollen to these crops, which will indeed affect yield." Huo Hai nodded.
"In fact, the food produced by the whole world is far from enough to the point where it is not enough to eat. What really makes it turbulent is the uneven distribution of the imperial court system." Zuo Cida looked at Huo Haidao meaningfully.
Huo Hai agreed with his words very much. He couldn't eat enough food for the wealthy families of the gentry, but ordinary people needed to change their children to eat. This serious imbalance is the reason why the poor people finally chose to raise the flag to rebel.
"You didn't see it! You still have some political acumen." Huo Hai nodded and praised Zuo Ci.
In history, he seemed to be often active in the political arena, especially in front of people like Cao Cao.
Zuo Ci seemed to like others to praise him very much, especially a strange man like Huo Hai who was a little out of place in this world in every move. Just when he was smiling and trying to show off in front of Huo Hai, he found that there was something in Huo Hai's hand that could emit light.
"What are you?" Zuo Ci asked near Huo Hai.
"Oh, this thing is called a mobile phone, it is a treasure that everyone has in our unknowable places. I just took a short video of you farting and deworming, and I will save it and study it for reference in the future."
Huo Hai said, and then stroked the phone screen, flipped into the album, and then clicked on a video that only had dozens of seconds inside.
Zuo Ci was stunned when he saw the icon on the mobile phone screen being slid by his fingers. Seeing that the screen was moving, his eyes widened to the extreme.
In the screen, it was the scene where Zuo Ci took a crazy breath and dewormed the insects with his farts.
"This, this, this..."
"How is it? Is it more magical than the Taoist technique you used? Let me tell you that this move is called time and space replay, which allows people to see what has happened in the past." Huo Hai said proudly.
After saying that, he pulled out the video he had recorded for Zhang Jiao and played it for Zuo Ci to watch it. Seeing Zhang Jiao, who had been dead for many days, talking to him on the screen, Zuo Ci only felt that his understanding of the world was instantly subverted.
"You, how did you do this?" Zuo Ci pointed to Huo Hai on the mobile phone screen and asked.
"Or why do you teach me how to apply Taoism, and I'll teach you how to apply technology products?" Huo Hai seemed to mention it casually.
After saying that, he immediately looked like he was behind and said, "No, I'm so at a disadvantage! I have Taiping Qingling and Taiping skills when I study Taoism. If I only have to concentrate on research, I will definitely gain something. Even if it doesn't work, I can ask Yu Ji for advice!
And the application of this technology product is apart from me, no one in the world will do it. I will lose a lot of money when I change it with you."
"How can a man behave without calculating what he said? At most, I will lend you the Dunjia Heavenly Book to see. You must teach me how to apply this magical treasure." Zuo Ci immediately stopped doing it when he saw Huo Hai regretting it.
"Then let's just say that. Come on, I will teach you how to use this thing first, and then teach me how to use Taoism, and then show me the Book of Dunjia." Huo Hai handed the phone to Zuo Ci and said.
"And there is this good thing?"
Zuo Ci said this in his heart, and took the phone handed over by Huo Hai with skepticism, and confirmed to him in disbelief, "We have agreed, a gentleman's word is as good as possible."
"Of course, we are now considered famous celebrities in front of all the people in the world. How could we make a mistake? We spit out and never regret it. Come, slide the screen, click here, and then click this to start recording." Huo Hai said in command of Zuo Ci.
Soon, Zuo Ci slid the screen with her finger, clicked and started shooting. Seeing that the camera had already begun, Huo Hai said, "Look at what scene you want to shoot, just aim the reverse lens at where."
Zuo Ci acted as he said, and soon he discovered that any place illuminated by the lens on the back would appear on the screen of his mobile phone.
After recording for about a minute or two, Huo Hai said again, "After recording, click on the end icon, and then, see this square frame with the current scene screen, click with your finger, and it will play."
Zuo Ci acted as he said again. Sure enough, he clearly saw the scene he had just taken in the picture on his phone.
"How is it? Is it simple or not?"
"Simple?"
"Did you use it?"
“I can use it.”
"That's fine, I've taught you how to use this baby. Now, it's just you who taught me Taoism." Huo Hai took back his phone and made a gesture to Zuo Ci.
"You, this..."
Zuo Ci felt that she had been cheated, but she couldn't tell me where she was cheated, and looked at Huo Hai with a depressed look on her face.
Chapter completed!