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Chapter 191 The Army of Light(1/2)

With a wave of his hand on his back, Jiang Li saw the doors of more than a dozen vans opposite him open at the same time. A group of people ran down, some holding ball sticks, some holding sticks, and some holding machetes, with big brushes tattooed, all kinds of moxidans, salted fish heads, etc., like a group of little demons, rushing into the community with a scream.

Seeing this, Big Back Head looked at Jiang Li with great pride and said, "Five minutes, I will get everything I want!"

Jiang Li said: "It's almost done in five seconds."

The man with a big back smiled and said, "Thank you for the praise."

Then, Jiang Li looked up at the sky.

The man with big back head asked curiously: "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Li said: "Meteor."

"There are shooting stars during the day?" Big head looked up at the sky in confusion.

Just then...

A voice sounded: "I'm watching cartoons, toad, you can solve it!"

"oh……"

Then there were terrifying screams: "Devil! Devil! What a big toad! No, no..."

"Help! My pants!"

"Oh, my clothes!"

"Don't...Don't chase me, I'll give it to you! Pants, shoes, and sticks are all yours. Can you not give your underwear? Big brother...Oh..."

"Run!"

"Cao Nima, who said this is from an ordinary community? Lord Toad, this is not a stick, it is born with it..."

...

Amid a burst of wailing and chaotic shouts, Jiang Li and the big-backed man did not see the meteor, but saw a group of naked men running out of the community in a panic, shouting that there were demons while running, and then rushed to the van one by one, regardless of the big-backed man's shouting, and ran away with the accelerator.

Seeing this, the man with a big back cursed angrily: "What a bunch of waste!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the man with a big back found that there was a huge shadow in front of him.

The man with big back slowly raised his head and saw a huge toad looking at him. Half of his pants were hanging on the top. The big toad sucked it hard, sucking his pants into his mouth like a noodle. Then he touched his belly and licked his lips at Big Back Toonan, looking unsatisfied.

The man with big back swallowed, then grabbed him and shouted, "You eat him!"

Then the man with big back was shocked to find that he actually caught the empty hand!

When he turned his head, he found that Jiang Li had retreated more than ten meters away!

The man with big back was stunned and then cursed: "You are unkind, why did you run away by yourself?"

Before Jiang Li could speak, the man with big backs ran away...

As a result, a long tongue wrapped around him and dragged him into the toad's mouth.

Jiang Li said: "Don't kill someone..."

Toad nodded, then he bulged his cheeks and squinted his eyes, and stirred his tongue very seriously in his mouth. His cheeks bulged with his tongue. After fiddling for a while, the toad opened his mouth and rattled, and a white and clean living person spit out with saliva.

The man with a big back had all his clothes stripped and his hairstyle was completely messy. He sat on the ground with a blank look on his face, touching his hair...

After a while, the man with a big back jumped up with a whistle, and didn't care that he was out of clothes and ran away naked...

The toad touched his belly and said, "I didn't eat him, what about him?"

Jiang Li looked at the toad, then the bare-ass men, and smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a skill."

Toad laughed and said, "I haven't eaten delicious food every day recently."

Thinking of the scene where the toad eats delicious food, Jiang Li grinned and didn't know what to say.

Let the toad go back to rest, Jiang Li went out to the streets with a sloppy ride. Jiang Li was preparing to buy some decorations for his baby's car, such as car perfume, ornaments, etc.

Not long after Jiang Li left, another person came to the gate of Nanyuan Community.

"Nanzhou Community? It seems that's right." This man was wearing a pair of sunglasses and a simple casual outfit, with a somewhat cold expression, as if he was a serious guy.

After watching the name of the community, the man walked directly into the community.

"Hey, you are not a resident of this community, are you?"

Changlong suddenly shouted.

The man glanced at Changlong, then looked at the cartoon Changlong watched, and said lightly: "So what? So what if it is not?"

Changlong said: "It is certainly not. I know everyone here. If not, you have to make an appointment or be led by a resident to enter."

The man immediately smiled: "If I don't have them, and I still want to go in, what can you do?"

Changlong narrowed his eyes and said, "Then are you here to find trouble?"

The man seemed to hear the funnyest joke in the world, and held his glasses, proudly raised his head and said, "So what if I'm looking for trouble? You are the one guarding the gate..."

Bang!

A huge piece of ice hit the man like a meteor, directly smashing the man into the cement floor.

The next moment, a long tongue shot, rolling the man into the toad's mouth on the rockery, which was facing the gate, and in a short while...

Pooh!

A white guy was spitted across the street...

Changlong shook his head and said, "Are these guys sick? They are so weak and don't watch cartoons at home, so why are they running around?"

After Jiang Li bought something, he was shocked to find that there were piles of bare-butt men at the entrance of the community, across the street...

Jiang Li smiled bitterly and muttered: "This is not OK. After a long time, I can't even explain it even if I have any reason."

So Jiang Li thought about it and took a photo and posted it on the same city network: "In Nanyuan Community, there are a bunch of handsome guys without clothes, there are refreshing young boys and unshaven handsome uncles. No one claims it yet. Are there any young ladies who like this? Come and claim it quickly."

After Jiang Li sent the message, he squatted beside the curb, smoking a cigarette and watching the fun.

Ten minutes later, a roar of motor sounded throughout the reception, and then supercars, coupes, and off-road vehicles came happily. The first one to arrive was the supercar, but the sports car was basically of the aunt who was still charming. Of course, although the temperament was still there, the weight was exceeded.

These people also pick one.

But when Wuling Hongguang, who came to Jiefangdao, came, these people no longer calmed down and cursed: "Is this the one who is here to pick up the overnight men or to pick up the goods!"

Especially when a bald strong man got off the Yiliang Jiefang Truck and ran towards the crowd with his eyes shining, the women collectively cursed: "Beast!"

Then they were no longer picky and carried the unlucky guys who were knocked out of the ground and ran to the car, kicked the accelerator and disappeared from everyone's sight.

Half an hour later, Jiang Li looked at a group of girls who were running over in other cars but ran away, and cursed and left.

Then he threw the cigarette aside and prepared to go home.

As a result, when he turned his head, a woman with a length, width and height of about the same length, black shadows and thick lips stood by Jiang Li at some point.

Jiang Li grinned: "Why...is there anything?"

The woman smiled and said, "I'm late, I didn't find anyone with my bare butt. You are wearing pretty good clothes. Brother, come with me? You won't have to worry about food and clothing in the future..."

When he said this, the woman reached out and grabbed Jiang Li. Jiang Li was so scared that he stepped back and jumped for more than ten meters away, and said, "Sister, you misunderstood."

"Oh... I've practiced it yet? It's a coincidence, I've practiced it too!" The woman's arms, which were as thick as her thighs, shook, and with a bang, the ground cracked. Obviously, this is not an ordinary person.

Jiang Li sighed helplessly and said, "Are you not an ordinary person?"

The woman said, "Yes, how can we match this way? Come on, don't be shy!"

The woman pounced on her as she spoke...

Bang!

Jiang Li hit the uppercut with one blow!

There is an extra meteor in the sky.

Jiang Li shook his wrist and muttered: "Grandma, it's a disaster for the fish in the pond."

"Hehe... Actually, I think the one that just now is quite suitable for you. Anyway, you are a fool in love and destined to be single for the rest of your life. If someone takes the initiative, you will just obey." Hei Lian came over at this time and said thief.

Jiang Li narrowed his eyes and said, "Did you mean it?"

Hei Lianli said with confidence: "I'm doing it for you too!"

Jiang Li said: "Okay, don't move, take a picture of you."

"What are you doing? Remember to take a good shot." Hei Lian subconsciously possed.

Jiang Li said: "I took off my hat, I can't even see your face."

Black Lotus put a hood on his face, and it actually showed a goatee-beard with a fairy-like face.

Jiang Li looked carefully and had to admit that although Hei Lian's face was a little older, he was very old... he was definitely the kind of handsome old man.

Seeing this, Jiang Li smiled even happier. After taking two photos, Kaka opened the same-city dating forum, and then posted the photo of Hei Lian, with a sentence: "Old man is looking for a wife, age over 90 is preferred, and there is no limit on others."

Hei Lian came over and saw that her face suddenly turned dark.

Jiang Li said with confidence: "Anyway, you are a fool in your relationship and are destined to be single for the rest of your life. If someone takes the initiative, you will just forget it."

Listening to Jiang Li returning his words intact, Hei Lian: "mmp!"
To be continued...
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