Chapter 242 Xiao Yi's counterattack
Xiao Yi was very angry, one because of those who scolded his parents, and the other hand because of those Chinese who insulted him!
Everyone is fighting back against the Koreans, but why are there always so many fools pointing their guns at their own people?
Not to mention anything else, my comment is just a joke, so where did you insult Koreans? And, what's the matter with quality?
Xiao Yi was so angry that he wrote a Weibo post to @ the Chinese who scolded him.
"You said I have low quality and the Chinese people are low quality. So please leave China, so why do you go to countries that you think are high quality and stay in this land with these 1.3 billion people who think are low quality in your opinion?
People say, 'Sons don't dislike their mothers, and dogs don't dislike their family'. I really want to know what you are like to dislike your compatriots and slander your country like this?'
After posting this Weibo post, Xiao Yi did not stop, but continued to post on Weibo, this time sending it to those Koreans.
"Look at you, handsome, handsome, elegant, handsome, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, I must be the best among scumbags, beasts among beasts, and according to my observation, you must have been calcium deficiency since childhood, love when you grew up, grandma doesn't love, uncle doesn't... If you don't give you the sword fairy, you won't do it, you won't do it, you won't cry and shout to be a sword man! Really, why bother?"
There were two or three thousand words of jokes that cursed people without dirty words in their previous life. All of them were copied by Xiao Yi. Then, it took more than two hours to @ most of the Koreans who left messages and comments on their Weibo one by one!
Then, before this was over, Xiao Yi contacted the Internet Director of "Aigou" and asked him to teach him how to make remarks on Korean social media, and directly posted a very famous joke about Korea in his previous life.
"After the Chinese lunar probe successfully achieved a soft landing on the moon...
The Japanese and Koreans couldn't sit still anymore. With the help of the United States, the Japanese also launched the lunar exploration spacecraft "Moon Girl", but the Koreans were flipping through the book calmly. The Japanese asked him curiously what he was doing.
The Koreans said confidently: I am looking for evidence of the creation of the moon by our ancestors.
In 2046, South Korea's aerospace technology made rapid progress and launched a satellite orbiting Mars.
As a gift, South Korean satellites dropped a book called "The Peninsula Myth" to Mars, causing a stir among the Martians.
Martian Jia: Hey, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans.
Martian B: This at least illustrates the origin of our species.
Martian Armor (crying bitterly): No wonder we are so ugly!
"Dong!"
South Korean satellite airdropped another book called "Korean Plastic Surgery Guide".
Japanese: Japanese sushi is the most delicious food in the world, and it is very convenient to carry it in lunch boxes when you go out.
Koreans: That's what? We don't even need lunch boxes when we go out.
The Japanese asked in surprise: Then what are you using to bring?
Koreans proudly said: The large intestine is our kimchi jar! (Suddenly, voiceover came out: Koreans have the highest incidence of colorectal cancer in the world!)
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After posting, Xiao Yi smiled with satisfaction, then temporarily turned off his Weibo comments and comments function, and then hummed a song and went to the bathroom to take a shower and go to bed.
However, the melon-eating crowds on the Internet will not be as comfortable as Xiao Yi!
When Chinese netizens saw Xiao Yi's Weibo, those who scolded him became even more angry and wanted to scold him. Those who supported Xiao Yi laughed and were about to leave a message to Xiao Yi, but they found that they did not have the authority to leave a message on Xiao Yi's Weibo...
On the other side, when netizens discovered the sarcastic joke posted by Xiao Yi, they were also furious. They left messages to insult the poster, and asked the social platform companies to delete the post.
However, their request was completely ignored by social platform companies. Who made the social platform used by South Korea not develop by their own companies at all, but used social software developed by one of the most widely used American companies in the world today!
Therefore, not only did this post not be deleted, but also because of the constant comments and comments from Koreans, people who use this software around the world saw this joke and laughed.
Soon, China also learned about this joke, and someone sent it to Weibo.
Netizens who are in a fierce verbal war with Korean netizens no longer scold Korean netizens with swear words. No matter what the other party scolds, they will copy and paste Xiao Yi's swear words without a single dirty word, or directly send the joke that satirizes Koreans to the other party!
This made the Korean netizens quite frustrated! They were quarreling, and everyone used their own freely to release the words in their minds. But now no matter how they scolded themselves, the other party's answers were exactly the same. So how can they play?
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The next day, Xiao Yi once again became the front-page headline of many Chinese entertainment media! Even in South Korea, Xiao Yi made headlines in many media for the first time.
"Brother Yi, you are really good. People don't know how difficult it is to make a headline. If you are good, you will have to go to it. Once you go to it, you will be the headlines of all the entertainment media." Baby looked at Xiao Yi with a slanderous look on her face and said.
"Where do you come from eating your food?" Xiao Yi glared at baby angrily, eating buns with some depression.
"Xiao Yi, I have to say that you are really awesome. You dare to fight with netizens directly on the Internet. There are so many people in the entertainment industry, and you are the first one in so many years!" Deng Yue said.
"What, they can only scold me, so I can't fight back? The law has a rule of self-defense."
"It's not that you can't fight back, but that we, as celebrities, will affect our popularity." Deng Yue shook his head.
"Tsk, I won't shoot the popularity drops, it's better if it drops." Xiao Yi said indifferently.
"Brother Yi, real man!" Lu Xiaotian gave a thumbs up again and exclaimed.
Although they are not as famous as Xiao Yi, who has never been scolded by netizens? In the entertainment industry, it is normal to be scolded. Sometimes it is because you didn’t say a word, sometimes because you didn’t have the best thing, but many times they start cursing people for no reason. But they have never scolded them like Xiao Yi.
"Men's not, if they hadn't had their mouths so dirty and had their parents involved, I wouldn't have been mindless." Xiao Yi said.
"What are you going to do when Xiao Yi?" Huang Bin asked with some concern.
"Cold!" Xiao Yi wiped his hands, "Okay, I'll eat it, have you eaten it? Go out with me after you have eaten it."
"Where are you going?"
"Let's take advantage of this morning to record some material for "Running Man".
"What material?"
"Go to a school to comfort the students." Xiao Yi stood up and said.
Chapter completed!