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Chapter 1155 Acupuncture to lose weight

"Don't ask me for a moment, I'm living a good life. But what happened to you? After a summer vacation, why did you feel like you had a serious illness?" Xia Yunjie frowned and said.

"Stop asking, Teacher Xia, this guy is asking for it. He is losing weight!" Lu Gaoda said angrily.

"I said Lao Lu, do you have sympathy? Do you think I am willing to lose weight? I'm still trapped by love and forced to do it!" Liu Lihong raised his eyelids and said with a blank look at Lu Gaoda.

"We understand that being trapped by love, but we can't lose weight like this. You are a doctor. Don't you know that even if you lose weight like this, you will most likely suffer from a disease." Fan Xuewen said.

"As long as you can marry Yazhi, what if you suffer from illness?" Liu Lihong straightened his chest hard, looking brave enough to go to the officialdom, and was unwilling to refuse.

"Okay, Teacher Liu, it's not my blow. I think this matter is probably the woman who is playing tricks on you. If she really wants to be interested in you, how could she ask you to lose 50 kilograms in two months? This is not losing weight but losing your life." Li Xiaoshi frowned.

"Teacher Li, you can't say anything without any evidence. Besides, it's actually quite easy to lose 50 kilograms in two months. Many people have done it before." Liu Lihong retorted.

"It's quite easy! Damn!" Lu Gaoda and others all rolled their eyes, "It's over, this guy is crazy!"

"What a mess, what's going on?" Xia Yunjie frowned and asked.

"What's going on? Isn't this obvious? Our Teacher Liu is in love!" Lu Gaoda replied angrily, and then explained the matter to Xia Yunjie in detail.

After hearing this, Xia Yunjie realized that her family had arranged a blind date for Liu Lihong this summer vacation, but Liu Lihong became obsessed with a blind date, but the other party said that unless Liu Lihong lost 50 kilograms within two months, she would not date him.

It was very clear that the other party wanted Liu Lihong to give up. Unexpectedly, Liu Lihong, who fell into love, took it seriously and decided to lose 50 kilograms in two months. The most effective way to lose weight is naturally to take weight loss pills and reduce food intake. So Liu Lihong took weight loss pills and kept dying, but he was still reluctant to eat. In this way, he was listless and his complexion was strange.

"Teacher Liu, you are a doctor. You should know that losing weight is gradual. It is definitely wrong for you to do this." Xia Yunjie advised.

"Do you want me to give up elegance? This is the woman I have finally fallen in love with over the years, and the other party has also clearly proposed to accept my conditions." Liu Lihong said.

"Look, Teacher Xia, this guy is no longer saved! Otherwise, in order to save this guy's life, don't hide it anymore and teach him a few tricks to pick up girls." Lu Gaoda and others shook their heads and said.

"Go on the side!" Xia Yunjie glared at Lu Gaoda and others angrily, and then said to Liu Lihong: "Teacher Liu, you must not lose weight like this. Why don't I give you acupuncture to lose weight? Although I'm still a little eager for quick success and instant benefits after losing 50 kilograms in two months, it's always much better than what weight loss tea you eat, not eating."

"Go and go! Do you think I'm not annoying enough? Come and enjoy me! I also study traditional Chinese medicine. Although I focus on orthopedics, don't I know how much can I lose weight? How much can that thing be lost? If it really works, do I still need this?" This time, it was Liu Lihong's turn to glar at Xia Yunjie angrily.

"That's right, Teacher Xia, what's your idea! If acupuncture and weight loss are so effective, then weight loss tea and other things will have long since left the market, and there will be no fat brothers and sisters in the world." Lu Gaoda and others also bury Xia Yunjie one after another.

Naturally, they don’t believe in such a magical weight loss acupuncture.

"Hey, what's your attitude? If a tiger doesn't show its power, do you really think I'm a sick cat? Why do I say I'm also a doctoral supervisor, and there are expert Chinese medicine practitioners among the students. If it weren't for the sake of everyone being colleagues and good friends, and Teacher Liu was trapped in love, would you think I would take action easily?" Xia Yunjie saw that there was no teacher in the office that believed him at all, and glared.

Everyone was slightly stunned when they heard this, but soon, they nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, yes, of course we believe that Teacher Xia is skilled in medical skills. What kind of weight loss acupuncture is very easy to grasp."

Seeing that although everyone nodded and praised him on the surface, Xia Yunjie was obviously insincere and perfunctory, he couldn't help but laugh and cry. Just as he was thinking about whether to show off his skills, the teaching secretary Yang Shuqin walked in.

"What are you talking about? It's so lively." Yang Shuqin asked with a smile as soon as she entered the door, but when her eyes fell on Liu Lihong, she was immediately surprised like Xia Yunjie and exclaimed: "What's wrong with you, Teacher Liu? Are you sick?"

"It's sick, lovesickness!" Li Xiaoshi sighed, then explained what Liu Lihong was doing, and also said that Xia Yunjie just said he wanted to give him acupuncture and lose weight.

"Teacher Xia, how can you do this? Teacher Liu has been tortured by love, how can you still joke around and be happy to find someone?" After hearing this, Yang Shuqin rolled her eyes at Xia Yunjie and blamed her.

Obviously, she also didn't believe that Xia Yunjie could use acupuncture to make Liu Lihong lose 50 kilograms of fat in two months.

Xia Yunjie was depressed and speechless by Yang Shuqin. After a long time, he said, "Okay, okay, I don't say that I am a doctoral supervisor, nor do I say that there are famous doctors and experts among the students. In this way, five days! Teacher Liu, give me five days. You don't take those bullshit weight loss pills during these five days, and don't go on a hunger strike. If I don't have obvious weight loss effect after applying the injection, I will teach you how to pick up girls without passing on tricks. In women's terms, I think you always have confidence in me!"

"Damn, Teacher Xia, you said it earlier! If you want to say it earlier, why would I lose weight? Lao Lu and Lao Fan, do you have any food or anything, and you have starved me to death!" Liu Lihong heard Xia Yunjie say that if acupuncture does not work, he would say that he would not be able to pick up girls, so he stood up immediately, looking for food everywhere.

"Get out of the way, I'm not a kindergarten kid, I still have food with you! If you want to eat, go to the convenience store to buy it yourself." Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen saw Liu Lihong looking at them as if they saw fragrant food. It was not enough for a pair of fat hands to flip around their desks, and they were still touching them, as if there were delicious food in their pockets. They were so depressed that they directly "snap" his fat hands and rolled their eyes.

"Damn it, really! Who are you all? You don't bring any food to work this morning!" Seeing that you couldn't find something to eat, Liu Lihong turned the silence of Lu Gaoda and others. After shaking his fat body, he hurried out of the office and headed straight to the convenience store.

"Damn!" Looking at Liu Lihong, who was listless and weak before, rushed out of the office with a gust of wind. Everyone opened their mouths and couldn't help but talk swear words. Even a beautiful secretary like Yang Shuqin was no exception. Xia Yunjie watched Liu Lihong rush out of the office with a gust of wind, and didn't know whether he should cry or laugh!

My doctoral supervisor was really a failure! He actually believed in the trick of picking up girls when he mentioned the trick of picking up girls, but this guy was disdainful of his medical skills at all.

After a long time, just when Xia Yunjie didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he suddenly felt cold all over. He hurriedly raised his eyes and found that Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewenzheng were approaching him with a sarcastic smile on his face.

"I said, Teacher Xia, in fact, my family arranged a blind date for me this summer vacation and also liked one, but the other party thought I was too short and said that unless I grew five centimeters taller within two months, there would be no chance. Originally, I was going to have a bone-breaking and height-enhancing surgery. However, I heard that stimulating acupuncture can also achieve the effect of height-enhancing. Teacher Xia, your acupuncture technique is so powerful, why don't you give me acupuncture too. If the effect is not significant within five days, it doesn't matter. You just need to tell me that I can pick up girls with one or two hands." Lu Gaoda stood on tiptoe and hugged Xia Yunjie's neck and said.

"Go, go, it's only your height, and it's not a good idea to add another five centimeters." Fan Xuewen pushed Lu Gaoda away, then smiled and hugged Xia Yunjie's shoulder and said, "Teacher Xia, in fact, this summer vacation, my family also arranged a blind date for me. But the other party thought I was too thin, so I've been overeating these two days and wanted to increase my weight. But you also know that overeating is very unhealthy, so I wonder if you give me acupuncture too. It doesn't matter if the effect is not significant, it's really not possible. You just tell me the trick of picking up girls with one or two hands."

Xia Yunjie looked at Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen, two university teachers in the same office, and couldn't help but pat his forehead and said laughing and crying: "I don't have the trick to pick up girls, but I really have two acupuncture methods. Teacher Lu, you are over the age of growing taller, but I can still do it if you want to grow three or five centimeters taller. As for Teacher Fan, it's a small problem with your stomach absorption. If you really want to grow some meat, it's not a problem."

"Isn't it really?" Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen said unwillingly.

"No, if there is really, can I watch you as a bachelor? Can you watch Teacher Liu abuse yourself?" Xia Yunjie said angrily.

"Then how did you get so many beauties?" Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen were still unwilling to give up.

"If you look as handsome as me, and have such a high professional title with a young and gentlemanly skill, you will understand." Xia Yunjie replied.

"Tsk!" Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen both gave Xia Yunjie a contemptuous expression.
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