Chapter 860 The guano belongs to the great France!
The candlelight in the palace occasionally makes a crackling sound. The breeze in the direction is shaking a little, reflecting the light and darkness in the hall. The atmosphere is so weird that it looks strange.
A gloom of age was revealed on his face, which had not yet completely taken off his childishness. Mohammed IV pointed to the envelope on the low table in front of him and said, "What do you think?"
Kop Lulu, who had read the letter just now, had a gloomy face: "What else can you think? The dog emperor of the Ming Empire could not have any good intentions, and also regulate the war through sports?
Or, if we win, Mughals will honestly cede land to us? Or after we lose, we will honestly cede another piece of land to them?
Could it be that things that cannot be obtained on the battlefield can be obtained on the stadium? What does he think war is? What does he treat us as a person? He may be playing with us as a person as a monkey?"
Muhammad IV said with a sinister expression: "Agree or refuse?"
After a while of silence, Koplu Lu said in a hoarse voice: "Promise them, and we will send people to the ancient Roman Arena early.
If Tsarist Russia, Mughal Empire, the Holy Roman Empire and the vassal states do not agree to him, then we can just watch the show.
If they all agree, then compete with them in a dignified manner. It is best to win a few games. Then see where the Emperor of Ming Dynasty is put in his face!"
After another silence, Mohammed IV spoke: "How is the plan to find the Ming Dynasty's eyes going? Is there any new progress?"
After shaking his head, Kop Lulu said: "I'm sorry, the plan to find the Ming Dynasty's eyes has not made any progress so far.
Those damn Ming people seemed to have been captured by some devil's spells. No matter how the people we sent to test, they did not mean to act as our eyes."
Seeing Muhammad IV looking at him silently, Koplulu explained: "It has nothing to do with silver coins, it has nothing to do with gold coins. In fact, no matter how many gold coins we send out, they are not interested at all.
It seemed that the dog emperor of the Ming Empire was like a god in their eyes, and they did not dare to betray the dog emperor at all.
We have thought of threatening them with death, but it is useless.
In fact, I have sent someone to quietly capture a Ming Dynasty man until his death, and this man did not agree to our eye plan."
After rubbing his head, Muhammad IV said, "You know, if we can't find our eyes, then we can't get more news from the Ming Dynasty, nor can we fight for more benefits for us."
So, no matter how much the price you pay, you must find some qualified eyes, even if there are only a few, or even one."
Kop Lulu said: "I understand, I will continue to find ways to continue to search. But I have to remind you that the method of arresting people and threatening death can only be used in the Ming Dynasty, but not the second time.
Otherwise, once the Ming Empire is alert, we will directly face the anger of the Ming Empire. In addition to losing the profits from the Suez Canal, the arms will also be lost.
Then we will be at a disadvantage when facing the damn Mughals, rather than bullying them like we are now."
Mohammed IV nodded and said, "Don't worry, I know the key here. If you can't buy them with silver, and if you can't use death, you can't scare them. Then find a way to make friends with them and find a way to let them tell them the information we need."
Kopp Lulu smiled even worse than crying: "I'll try."
The solution proposed by Muhammad IV was not without attempts, but all the attempts were in vain in the end and there was no use at all.
Taking money to buy requires constant testing and cannot arouse the alertness of the Ming people. The death threat is even more one-time. Once it occurs for a second time, it is very likely that the Ming Empire will come to us.
The last time the matter between Little Ellis and the two Ming merchants gave the whole world a profound educational class: Don’t provoke the common people of the Ming Dynasty, unless you are mentally prepared to destroy the country!
After Mohamed IV nodded, Koplulu continued: "I will work hard on the eyes plan. Our focus should be on the Mughal side first, and this so-called sports meet."
There are many countries with the same idea as Kop and Lulu, and the final result is that almost all countries agreed to the proposal of the Ming Empire.
First, we will hold a sports meeting in the ancient Colosseum. The theme is to make world peace, and try to let everyone let go of their hatred and live in peace.
It was really peaceful. For this sports meeting, the head of the Habsburg dynasty, the current Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand III, gave Cairo, including the entire ancient Roman Arena, to the King of Jin Zhu Ciyi.
For Ferdinand III, his illegitimate daughter is now the Grand Duke of Bavaria, the chief concubine of the Jin palace of the Ming Dynasty, and the next Holy Roman Emperor. It is no big deal to give a Roman city to his son-in-law.
It’s definitely not because I’m afraid of the dog emperor of the Ming Empire and the Ming Empire!
Emperor Chongzhen himself had no interest in the so-called regulating the wars of Europe and the Mughals, the Holy Roman Empire, and the Tsarist Russia.
Mediation?
Of course there is no problem with the Ming Dynasty mediating. The problem is that after mediation, they will not kill anyone without fighting. Where will the Ming Dynasty get laborers? Where will the Ming Dynasty get cheaper? Where will the Ming Dynasty sell arms?
To put it bluntly, the Sports Games are just a formality, with the focus on negotiations after the Sports Games, including arms trade negotiations.
As for Emperor Chongzhen, who brought his wife, son and daughter out for fun together, it was just a benefit by the way. The great Emperor Chongzhen could not seek personal gain for himself in such a small matter...
However, after the novelty passed, Emperor Chongzhen planned to pat his butt and leave.
The city of Rome is still better. After all, because Emperor Chongzhen was coming, Zhu Ciyi, who knew what kind of environment Emperor Chongzhen and his mother and mother were enjoying in the Ming Empire, had ordered people to completely clean up the city of Rome long before the sports meeting began.
In addition, the loess mattresses and clear water sprinkled on the streets, and those perfumes that were as rich as lifebloods by European ladies were sprinkled into the city like they didn't have money, which finally made the environment in Rome better.
Apart from the city of Rome, the rest of the place has not changed much, and it will smell like it.
The last time the Holy Roman Empire carried out a large-scale cleanup operation under the command of Ferdinand III was ridiculed by European barbarians at the beginning, but when they saw that the Holy Roman Empire had a large-scale cleanup, the remaining barbarians could no longer sit still.
Because Ferdinand III followed suit, he dug out all the Xiangs buried in the ground and then followed his son-in-law's appearance and pulled all the Xiangs into the ground as fertilizer. As a result, grain yield increased the next year!
The reaction brought about by the increase in production is also very obvious. At least the current black bread can be called real black bread. It is no longer the kind of black bread that was mixed with wood chips, leaves, and stones, and hardness that can be used as weapons to kill people!
Facts have proved that European barbarians are not really lazy, nor are they really paying attention to bullshit human rights, but because they have not seen any benefits.
Now that we have seen the benefit of treating Xiang as fertilizer, no one in the European barbarians mentioned any human rights, they automatically began to clear the Xiang streets, and even fought in an armed battle.
Then, the Netherlands and Spain, which had already had a grudge, and France started fighting directly on the sea because of an island.
The cause is very simple, because human feces can be used as fertilizer to increase the land production. There is no reason why those island feces are not good, so a bird island next to France was targeted by three countries at the same time.
There is only one island with a lot of bird droppings, but there are three countries that like this island at the same time, so there is nothing to say. Just fight, whoever wins this bird island will belong to, and the manure on it will belong to.
Theoretically, France is closest to this bird that doesn't even have a name, and the people also hope that the French government can hold the bird island in its hands, which is a place that has occupied the right place and people.
However, the French army was really not strong.
French men who are extremely lazy are not keen on fighting. Even if they surrender in line, they do not like to fight. Unless they are led by a lame man or a woman who does not take a bath for many years, the French army will not be able to win the battle.
Perhaps only when facing the mite clearance can France fight with great enthusiasm, come and go...
The Netherlands and Spain are far away from Bird Island, and they do not have an advantage in terms of geographical advantages. Although the domestic people of both countries also hope to get Bird Island, they also allow the two countries to gain peace of mind. However, these advantages alone can be more useful to birds?
More importantly, these two families have a grudge and have long disliked each other. They want to kill each other. They want to kill each other. They only own Bird Island. How can they work together to kill France first?
So the French army really landed on Bird Island first.
However, Pierre, who had the title of Governor of Bird Island, was a little panicked.
Like the Ottoman Sultan, a young child, France's current king Louis X has just turned nineteen and has not taken over the regime from his mother Anne of Austria. France is in charge of the ruler of Louis XIII, the most important minister, and Cardinal Richelieu, designated heir Massalin.
Although he had not taken power, Louis Diedone Bourbon had obviously begun to contact government affairs, especially as Masalin's health became worse and worse, Louis XIV accelerated his pace of taking over government affairs.
Anne from Austria was obviously happy to see it. She didn't think about continuing to control government affairs at all. Instead, she began to give up her rights very happily.
After all, there are rumors that Anne and Louis XIII's marriage were political marriages. Both of them were unhappy after marriage, and they began their separation career just five years after marriage.
Due to Anne's Spanish origin and her identity as a member of the Habsburg dynasty, Richelieu has been worried about her betrayal of France, so that Richelieu repeatedly accused Anne of planning a rebellion against Louis XIII.
After Louis XIII's death, Anne took on the arduous task of regent Louis XIV, who was touted by European barbarians for her young son.
Perhaps Anne avoided suspicion because of her family problems, or perhaps because Masalin really had an affair. In short, she handed over both internal and diplomatic power to Richelieu's designated heir, Masalin.
If the rumors that Anne had an affair with Masalin and put a green hat on Louis XIII was true, now that her lover's health is getting worse and worse, it is natural that Anne is not at ease.
Thinking of this, Pierre couldn't help but make a cross on his chest. After all, thinking about these messy things in his heart was disrespect for the Queen Mother and the ruling minister, and it was not the cultivation that a noble should have.
However, I was always a little panicked.
Pierre knew very well what the French army was like. Although the equipment was not worse than that of Spain and the Netherlands, when it comes to the army itself, that is, the soldiers, the difference was not a little bit.
However, no matter how panic was in his heart, Pierre dared not reveal it, for fear that his panic would make the troops stationed on Bird Island lose their morale after panic.
It was not until the Dutch and Spanish warships appeared on sea level again that Pierre realized that his so-called calmness was completely lying to himself.
Longeville stood behind Pierre, his eyes unconsciously slid across Pierre's slightly trembling legs, and then he spoke: "Governor, now the Spanish and Dutch fleets have appeared, who are we going to help?"
After turning back and squinted at Longeville, Pierre shook his head and said, "We won't help anyone, let them fight. If one is killed, one will be missing, as long as they are not close to Bird Island."
Longeville's face was a little embarrassed: "After all, Spanish..."
Pierre's face suddenly sank: "Listen, Longeville, this is the Queen Mother's meaning, including Prime Minister Masalin, the same view is true. Whether it is the Spanish or the Dutch, as long as they dare to approach Bird Island, we will beat them!
Now, your main task is to follow me and guard the Bird Islands, and don’t let the damn Spaniards and Dutchmen rob our bird droppings! Bird droppings belong to the great France!”
Longeville immediately stood up straight: "Yes, Lord Governor! The bird droppings belong to the great France!"
Then Pierre nodded with satisfaction and turned his attention to the battlefield of naval battle.
Let's watch slowly. As long as they don't get close to Bird Island, or if they don't attack Bird Island, they will never attack them.
If they attacked Bird Island,...
Chapter completed!