Emperor Chongzhen could swear by his conscience that he was not interested in the so-called saint at all.

There are two types of saints, one is a saint and the other is a saint.

A kind of saint is a saint in the actual sense, such as the Peacock King Kong Yunzhen who was imprisoned by Emperor Chongzhen in the imperial prison and ignored him. She is the saint of the White Lotus Sect, or the leader of the sect.

In addition to this saint who planned to kill Emperor Chongzhen, the remaining sects, especially those cults, were basically candidates for the leader, or just the leader’s wife who was prepared for the leader.

Such a saint has high requirements. Not only is she just beautiful, but she also has to have a fairy spirit that is not as good as the world's fireworks. She basically knows some piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

Another type is a saint in a broad sense, such as a Catholic nun and a Persian Ming saint.

Emperor Chongzhen, who had read a lot of books before time traveling, forgot to read in any material that the Persian Ming Cult saints were not as charming as Daiqisi and Xiao Zhao in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", but were responsible for the believers before the temple.

This is amazing. In front of the temple, I took off all my clothes openly, and then... I don’t have any money yet!

As for the so-called saints in the Holy See, Emperor Chongzhen did not understand, but judging from the large number of illegitimate children and illegitimate girls in Europe at that time, I was afraid that the abstinence promoted by the Holy See would be useless at all.

In fact, the ban of the Holy See is not only useless, but has played a counter-effect to a certain extent. When normal channels are strangled, it will develop abnormally:

In the Middle Ages, men in Western Europe used advanced gameplay such as homosexuality and whipping and binding. Women, especially middle-aged women who entered the peak period, would have a lot of abnormal sexual manifestations such as dreams, self-abuse, and applying aphrodisiacs, which were so silly.

The Holy See is naturally dissatisfied with this situation. What is the Holy See talking about? Is that what is it? What should I do? It’s easy to do.

The Holy See announced that gay men are devils and middle-aged lustful women are witches. Just one word is burned, and Spain will also cut off the little brothers of their comrades.

Therefore, the image of a traditional witch is an old and ugly woman who can be used as an ecstasy, rides a long broom, drills in and out of the chimney, screams and flies around, and likes to eat children.

The broom represents the equipment of a man, riding represents the female, the chimney represents the equipment of a woman, flying represents the high, screaming without explaining it, eating a child means she does that thing, not wanting to have a child, but just wanting to satisfy her evil desires.

The problem is that if you do things strictly in accordance with the regulations of the Holy See, then: the delivery day for the Zhou Gong ceremony can be performed less than 15 days a year, you cannot take off your clothes or make a sound. The woman must wrap it in full and only open a hole in the corresponding position. Only men can go up and down, so this position is called a missionary.

What if the couple is in a state of emotion and want to do things?

Run outside to find a dark place with no one: at the base of the city wall, under the bridge, in the wilderness, etc., without saying a word, without taking off your clothes, and you can get done at any time.

However, the Holy See did not know that a smart man in the Central Plains once said something, it would be better to be scattered than to block it.

Although the Holy See did not know this sentence, it did feel that it was a bit inhumane to do this. In order to solve the needs of male believers, the Holy See had opened kilns in Rome, Venice and other places since the fifth century, and later even monopolized the business and allowed "good Christians" to go for prostitution.

The sisters in the kiln are nuns in management. When they do not take on business, they have to study politics and pray for mass. This is no different from the female monks.

Under this fucking management model, if there is no problem with the Holy See, it will be a strange thing.

Take the John series: Pope John X is the common lover of a Roman noble mother and daughter. They helped him from a scoundrel to the throne. The mother and daughter were like wolves and tigers, and within a few days they overwhelmed. The mother and mother turned their second common lover into Pope Segas II, and within a few days they overwhelmed. The mother and son turned their illegitimate son with Segas II into the Pope Eighteen.

The Pope Jojo Twelve was the illegitimate son of Pope Albert II, and this one was described as a beast and compromised the beast.

About twelve of the teacher blinded the teacher, castrated his brothers and dug his eyes, and raped his two sisters. He lived in the Rutland Palace, and the passing female, nun, and little boy dragged him in and raped him as long as he saw him, and ruined hundreds of people. So much so that no one dared to hit him at the door except those with big beards.

Seeing that there was no girl at my doorstep, I went out to be a flower picking thief and fell asleep one day when I hugged my wife and slept soundly. The male owner came back.

What is more tragic is that the male owner of this family did not know Jo Twelve. Seeing this exciting scene, he immediately turned into Ma Jiajue. He smashed the Holy Pope to death with just a few hammers and summoned him by the Lord's favor.

Joseph Thirteen had a strong hobby of hiding people. About twenty-two of the Saint Franciscans who were proud of the Qing cultivation and ashamed of rape were burned to death. Joseph Thirteen even more was proficient in violence/rape/***, incest and murder.

In the two thousand years of the church, there are many illegitimate children of the former pope, and there are not many illegitimate children created. Bishop Liege admitted only 65 illegitimate children, half a company.

For example, the famous Pope Lefars VIII quoted: "Working with a woman is as simple as rubbing his hands."

The biggest joke about the Catholic Church was Pope John VIII.

This person was actually a British man dressed as a man, named Joan of Arc (which is different from Joan of Arc in France). Sister Zhen pretended to be a man and sneaked into the church. She first found a German priest as her lover. She was very knowledgeable and had sex. In 850, she was actually elected as the pope and got countless faces. Unexpectedly, she was in good health. When she was fifty, she rode a horse on the streets of Rome. She was so angry that she was riding a horse on the streets of Rome.

It is a miracle of God that the male pope gave birth to a child in the street. Who else dares not believe in the power of the Lord?

But the onlookers were stubborn and saw this strange scene. They actually didn't believe that John Eight was a male version of Maria who came to send Jesus II. They firmly believed that Brother Zhen was a ** who had deceived them for decades, hurt their pure hearts, and made them lose the opportunity to be good people, so they tied him behind the ponytail and dragged him to death.

The Holy See had a big eye, and all the parades in the future avoided that street and took a detour. From then on, the lessons learned. In the next six hundred years, any pope ascended the throne had to sit on a chair with a big hole, and someone touched the bottom to verify the correctness. It was indeed a handful to take effect.

Later, I was not at ease and stipulated that the Pope's robe had to be naked under the papal robe during the throne. When I sat on the toilet chair, the small parts of the Pope's quasi-pope drooped down. The people behind me lay on the ground to observe, and only then could they be at ease when they saw it.

Of course, this was the early Holy See, not the current Holy See. Emperor Chongzhen really didn't know what kind of saint could be created in the Holy See.

If you don’t know, then you won’t know. Anyway, Emperor Chongzhen is not interested in saints or something. If he is simply interested in the identity of saints, Kong Yunzhen, the Peacock King of the White Lotus Sect, is the best saint, beautiful, original, and knowledgeable.

The only bad thing is that Emperor Chongzhen killed her whole family. The grudge was a bit big, so it was probably not easy to sleep.

Besides, if I took the Holy See as my concubine, what should I do if I was the saint of the Holy See? What should I do if I did Shaolin Temple?

What's more, there are several in my family...

Smilingly rejecting Innocent X's proposal, Emperor Chongzhen turned to pick up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Come on, all of you drink with me!"

As soon as Emperor Chongzhen said that, he had already decided to admit defeat in his heart. Innocent X was nothing, but Ferdinand III's heart was like eating half a fly.

Good friends? Is this your subject?

Even if you are the emperor of the Ming Empire, I am also the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. And my daughter married your son, and we were in harmony with each other, why did we suddenly become ministers?

Isn’t this clearly disgusting?

However, Ferdinand not only had to endure the disgust and eat the half of the fly, but also had to say that it was really delicious.

There is no way, the Holy Roman Empire and the Ming Empire are not on the same level at all, because it is a fool to have a misunderstanding after a mere title.

After the banquet passed, Emperor Chongzhen was not drunk at all. After picking up the sobering soup prepared by Wang Chengen and taking a sip, he signaled Wang Chengen to prepare another portion for Zhang Zhiji, Emperor Chongzhen said, "How is it?"

Zhang Zhiji bowed and said, "I will tell you, when His Majesty said that all the people were drinking together, a hint of unpleasant expression flashed across his face, but he quickly calmed down. I guess even if this person was dissatisfied, he would not show it clearly.

As for Innocent X, in my opinion, he was just a person with a harsh and weak appearance, and it was not worth worrying. However, there might be some variables in the Holy See."

Emperor Chongzhen said oh and ordered: "Tell me, look."

Zhang Zhiji bowed and replied carefully, "Innocent did not agree to the enthronement first, and after Dogzi danced his sword, he agreed. Even the Archbishops Addison and others in the clothes did not object. Innocent X even proposed to offer sacrifices to the saint, which shows his timidity."

Seeing that Zhang Zhiji was still hesitant, Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said, "Why, what else can I dare not say?"

Zhang Zhiji shook his head and said, "I think the enthronement should be carried out as soon as possible, otherwise, I'm afraid there will be more dreams in the night."

Before Emperor Chongzhen could ask, Zhang Zhiji continued: "Although the people in the Holy See have now admitted their conscience, their foundation is very deep in Eurobazaar, and many vassal states are devoted to the Holy See, and most of the people are concerned about the Holy See.

Once Innocent X and Addison and others came back, they would be under pressure, and there were people in the Holy See who called out, I was afraid that the whole of Ropa in Europe would be even more chaotic than it is now."

Emperor Chongzhen suddenly laughed and said, "What will happen if you are more messy?"

When Zhang Zhiji heard this, he was stunned.

Yes, Europa is already in chaos now. What if it is a little more chaos? What if it is involved in all European countries and people?

Does it have anything to do with the Ming Dynasty? Will it affect the Ming Dynasty's arms sales? Will it affect the Ming Dynasty's national security?

The answer is yes. It has nothing to do with the Ming Dynasty. It will stimulate the Ming Dynasty's arms sales and will not affect the land and people's safety of the Ming Dynasty.

Since it has no impact on the Ming Dynasty, let them go indiscriminately.

Emperor Chongzhen continued, "In addition, I don't think they have the courage to make trouble."

If you have carefully read the history of the Holy See, you will know that these people have passed down from generation to generation, they are almost a dirty black history.

There were no newspapers before, and most European civilians were illiterate, so they naturally fooled them. They believed whatever the Holy See said, and even believed in indulgences.

However, things like civil wisdom cannot be covered forever. This is the case with the Holy Rome, the Holy Church, and the Ming Dynasty is no exception. Sooner or later, someone will open his eyes to see the world.

The Holy See's attempt to maintain their so-called order by relying on power and the Inquisition was just to force the Holy See's life to be extended by self-deception.

As for now, it would be easy to do if they dare to make a fuss and regret it.

If the army cannot be mobilized to kill them for the time being, then continue to use the ancient wisdom of "Water Margin" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to reveal their dark history, send people to spread it, and completely mess with them.

If they can't kill them like this, let the Holy Roman Empire send troops to kill them. The Ming Dynasty will provide support for weapons and equipment in the future, so it will be beneficial without any expenses."

Emperor Chongzhen’s meaning is very simple. The Holy See is actually no different from Longhu Mountain and Shaolin Temple. If it can be used for me, then use it. After all, it has been thousands of years since it has been rooted in Europe. The Holy See has always done a good job of fooling European barbarians.

If the Holy See cannot be used by me, then I can only hehe.

As a flat-headed brother who had planned to burn Shaolin Temple and even dared to dig up the Jiajing tomb in secret, it was not difficult to understand that he was instructing people to secretly destroy the foundation of the Holy See in Europe.

In fact, if it weren't for the Ming Dynasty's stall that Emperor Chongzhen could not take action to completely deal with Europe, the moment of hesitation and displeasure in Innocent X would have killed him.

After Zhang Zhiji got out, Emperor Chongzhen turned to Wang Chengen and ordered him: "Send to the Ministry of Rites and order the Ministry of Rites to select people to come and hold the enthronement ceremony.

In addition, I also pick out the things that the Shaofu created to see if there are low-cost and no practical use. I can sell them to Europe like this first, and I will be embarrassed to cheat European barbarians like this in the future."

Wang Chengen didn't even dare to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, but he just tried his best to write down what Emperor Chongzhen said, and then sorted it into documents, and sent someone back to the Ming Dynasty after dawn.

The European barbarians have been in trouble for eight lifetimes!
Chapter completed!