Chapter 760 The mentally retarded king
The speaker was unintentional, and the listener was intentional. Zhu Ciying suddenly said, "No, if we need to go east to reach Europa, then do the Europa barbarians have to go west to find us?"
Nodding, Zhu Cilang said, "That's right, it's theoretically like this."
Zhu Ciying suddenly laughed and said, "That's it, our brothers are all thinking it's bad! Think about it, even if the Europa barbarians want to occupy the Penglai Continent, they must have a base, right? Then, where should their base be set up?"
Zhu Cixuan's eyes lit up: "Are you talking about the east side?"
Zhu Ciying said: "That's right, just like the base we set up after we log in is on the west, those Europa barbarians will definitely set the base in the east.
Just like we haven't explored the east now, I believe that the Europa barbarians did not explore the west too vigorously. In other words, we go north along the coast of the east and will probably be able to find the bases of those barbarians."
Zhu Cilang suddenly felt energetic and said to Zhang Kewang: "Get the soldiers, don't send Feiqiu out anymore, count the equipment and number of people!"
Zhu Ciying grabbed Zhu Ciying: "Let's go there right now? Can it work?"
Zhu Cixuan said, "What else can you do? How many people can those barbarians have? If we were a little later, let alone eating meat, we wouldn't even drink soup! You wouldn't think that Zhang Shuai and the others would stay there, right?"
Zhu Cihuang pointed west helplessly: "Beijing, my father has not sent any orders to him so far. Maybe he is waiting for our brothers to go back by themselves.
Now that you have transferred the army north again, it may take a long time to go, so how long will it take for us to end up after we get back?"
Zhu Cixuan said: "What are you afraid of? At worst, you can just be hung up and pumped. Let's talk about it then. Why are we doing this for a headache now?"
With his eyes rolling, Zhu Cixuan said again: "No, my sister-in-law is about to give birth, so we really have to go back soon, otherwise even if the eldest lady and her mother plead for mercy, I am afraid she will still not be able to escape this disaster."
Zhu Ciying suddenly slapped her forehead and exclaimed: "It's over!"
When is this time? I'm about to give birth? I guess the child has been born long ago and I have become the child's father now?
Zhu Ciying, who was completely confused, rubbed her face. After suddenly coming to her senses, Zhu Ciying strode towards the way she came and murmured: "I'm the father of the child? Do I have a baby?"
Zhu Cixuan grabbed Zhu Cixuan and said suspiciously: "How do you know you're giving birth now? When we came, my sister-in-law had just been pregnant. Even if she wanted to give birth, she would have to take ten months? Didn't it mean that she was pregnant for ten months?"
Zhu Ciying said with contempt, "When we came, we knew she was pregnant, and at least one month had to be at least one month? It has been more than eight months since we came out, right? It's normal for nine months to give birth. Who told you that you must be ten months?"
Zhu Cixuan said in a daze: "What are you doing in Sakhalin Island? Why do you even understand the fact that women have children?"
Suddenly, Zhu Cixuan looked up and down with a smile on his face and said with a wicked smile: "When you get married and your wife is pregnant, you will naturally understand. Now I am just a step ahead, and it's nothing."
Although what he said was nothing, his contempt for single dogs was undoubtedly revealed, which made Zhu Cilang, who was full of doubts, feel angry and nowhere to be heard.
Zhu Cixuan said: "Then what are you doing now? Don't you get beaten when you go back?"
Zhu Ciying gritted her teeth and said, "If you are beaten or not, you have to go back. I can't throw them and mother on Sakhalin Island. I'll go back first. If they have nothing to do, I'll come back."
Seeing Zhu Cihuang say this, Zhu Cihuang no longer persuaded him, but just sighed and said, "All right, if you go back, I will go back and see my little nephew or niece. Two brothers in the world, we will be beaten together."
All the original plans were invalidated, and all those who went east and south were cancelled. The group went directly to the base along the way, intending to continue on the sea route back to the Ming Dynasty.
However, when the group returned to Sakhalin Island, they found that the entire Liao Palace had basically been empty, and except for the guards and maids and eunuchs, everyone else was missing.
After asking the situation from the head of the guard, Zhu Cihuang and Zhu Cihuang all had headaches.
After sighing, Zhu Cixuan said, "Okay, let's not think about anything, let's go back to the capital to get beaten up."
Zhu Cixuan's heart was not about being beaten or not. His concern for the child was infinitely expanded the moment he stepped on Sakhalin Island. Now he wanted to put wings on his wings and fly to the capital.
As for getting beaten?
What's the big deal about getting beaten? When I was in Myanmar, I was hung up and beaten by Founder Hua. Now I have a son. Will I still be hung up and beaten?
As for Zhu Cixuan? This single dog is normal to be beaten. At worst, you can just comfort him a few more words.
Zhu Cixuan, who had already been sold, was paced and kept muttering, "I understand this. After we go back, we have to go beg the eldest lady first, and then go to find the queen. As long as we can fool it, our brothers will not have to be beaten up."
However, when the two brothers galloped into the capital and then arrived at the gate of the palace, they looked at each other, dismounted obediently, and then tied up by someone.
Wang Chengen bent slightly, and the folds on his face could almost hold mosquitoes to death. After the two brothers were tied up, Wang Chengen said with a smile: "Two Your Highness, Your Majesty has given instructions. When you come back, you will go to see the car first. As for Empress Yi'an and Empress, you will go to pay tribute after you see the car."
Zhu Cixuan and Zhu Cixuan both honestly did not speak, even if they were tied up, they did not struggle. Instead, they followed Wang Chengen to the palace honestly.
I was afraid that someone had already come to Beijing to report the news since I stepped on Sakhalin Island. I was still a little too tender to fight with the father in the palace.
In fact, just as the two brothers expected, as soon as they entered the Qianqing Palace, Emperor Chongzhen was already smiling with a whip. He drank the guards and eunuchs around the two brothers and then started to suck them regardless.
After sucking, Emperor Chongzhen threw the whip aside, took the wet wipes prepared early from Wang Chengen's hand and wiped his hands, sneered: "You two bastards are so capable? Hum?
My second son, who got on his sister and ran to Sakhalin Island, then threw her sister down and went on a long voyage with his brother?
Have you two bastards ever thought about how Xingzi is pregnant and how Jingxue, an unmarried princess, would take care of Xingzi? Even if there were those maids and nanny, would you two bastards not worry?
Is there a scholar who is going to expand my territory? Now you tell me how much land you two have expanded my territory?"
When they heard Emperor Chongzhen’s question, the two brothers were stunned.
It was really good to cut people, and it was even more fun when Zhujingguan. Thinking about how many barbarians he cut for the Ming Dynasty and how much soil he expanded, the two brothers were very excited.
However, the two brothers ignored a key issue from beginning to end and were busy cutting people. They did not count how much territory they occupied!
What's even more frustrating is that even Mao Wenlong and Zhang Xianzhong did not count it. Perhaps they were counting it, but they didn't know it at all.
Looking at the two brothers with big eyes, Emperor Chongzhen sneered and scolded: "Two princes! It's nothing to sneak out of the palace, and it's nothing to like to lead troops to fight.
Generally speaking, more naughty children will be smarter, but what about you two? What about your brain? Do you really think you can lead troops to fight?
I ask you, is it a means, a purpose or a country? Do you know what the word "country" means?"
Without the two answers from brothers, Emperor Chongzhen said to himself: "The country is different from the country. The country is the family in front, the country is the country behind, the country is the country in front, and the family is the family behind.
You think that I kept leading troops out to fight simply for the sake of war, so you two bastards follow suit? Stupid!"
After snorting coldly, Emperor Chongzhen said lightly: "Get up, don't be lying there and embarrassing."
After the two brothers were trained and demolished, Emperor Chongzhen ordered again: "Go and prepare stools for these two bastards."
Wang Chengen bowed and responded, and took a small eunuch to move the stool. Emperor Chongzhen then said, "If you want to govern a country, you must collect its power. If you want to acquire its power, you must govern its army. Those who have no power or army may destroy their country or their bodies. Those who are the king must know.
You two bastards caught up with the good times. From the time you were born, there were not many foreign enemies that could pose a threat to our Ming Dynasty, and the world was peaceful.
When I first ascended the throne, the court was in chaos. Almost none of the eunuchs, the Donglins, the Zhejiangs, the Chus, the nobles, and the factory guards were all bad.
If I want to clean up this mess, I must first put aside military power and the hearts of the people, among which military power is the top priority.
Without military power, it would be useless even if you have ten thousand ideas to win over the people. Without the people's hearts, even if your army is strong, it will be a mirror. Therefore, I have to rely on the never-added edict to win over the people, while leading the army to continue to fight outside.
You two are good at bastards. You have not learned a lot about the methods of governing the country. Just thinking about how to lead troops to fight? Just civil governance is not advisable, just like the previous Song Dynasty, and just martial arts is not advisable, just like the powerful Qin Dynasty.
From the very beginning, I asked you two to go to the young army to listen to the lecture, but you two came back after hearing these things. Go away and pay tribute to your aunt and mother, and then you will go back to stay in a month. Think about what I just said to you. If anyone dares to sneak out of the palace again, I will break your legs!"
Zhu Cihuang and Zhu Cihuang went out with grinning. Zhu Cihuang gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go, let's pay tribute to the eldest lady and the queen. The father beat us up and waited for the queen to cause trouble for him."
After reaching out tore up the clothes on his body, making him look more miserable, Zhu Ciying laughed and said, "It's not miserable enough now. If you don't do it well, you have to beat him up. You have to make yourself worse first."
Zhu Cilang tore his clothes like Zhu Cilang, and even reached out to touch the ground, then touched the clothes and face.
Is it a miserable thing?
But what disappointed Zhu Cilang was that the ground of the Forbidden City was not very dirty, but it was actually not much different. The whole person looked not much different from what he had just now.
After the two brothers left, Wang Guoxing flashed in and bowed to present the two memorials to Emperor Chongzhen.
Emperor Chongzhen touched the first memorial in his hand and looked back and forth several times, then snorted on the table, and ordered: "Tell Mao Wenlong and Zhang Xianzhong that they would let go of their hands and ask for supplies and I would give them all.
But it is not enough to kill people just like this. Let the Ministry of Works and the Ministry of Revenue send people to me to explore Penglai’s size and property. I can’t even know how big the continent is and what property is.”
The brothers Zhu Cihuang and Zhu Cihuang also had spies from the Jinyiwei. The brothers knew it well, and Emperor Chongzhen didn't care at all.
Now this memorial was sent back by the Jinyiwei beside the brothers. Regarding the movements of the brothers in Penglai, as well as the movements of the soldiers Zhang Kewang and the soldiers he was leading.
Emperor Chongzhen did not take these people to heart the fact that they cut down people and built Jingguan on Penglai Island. What really angered Emperor Chongzhen was that these bastards were just slaughtering people, and they didn't even understand how big the entire continent was.
After Emperor Chongzhen took the second memorial for a while, he couldn't help but reach out and touched the beard on his chin, and laughed: "These barbarians are interesting. I copied this information to the Zhongji Palace, the cabinet, the eldest prince, the second prince, and the prince, and let the three of them write a note for me."
What made Emperor Chongzhen laugh was not other things, but the information sent back from Europe.
The rebellion broke out in England and the king went to war with the parliament. King Charles I formed an alliance in Scotland and fled to the Isle of Wight. The whole of England is now in chaos.
A king was forced to flee by the ministers of his country. While negotiating with the parliament, he planned to raise the army of kings to teach those "rebellious officials" a lesson.
This is very funny.
Chapter completed!