Five hundred and twentieth chapters are quite shameless(1/2)
Shen Zhenjiang spat and cursed: "A group of bastards are crying so hard that they are all right. In order to get military merits from Luzon, these bastards don't even want their faces!"
Zhang Qiu asked slowly, "Did you ever ask for face?"
Shen Zhenjiang was choked by Zhang Qiu's words, and after a while, he replied quite uncomfortable: "This commander naturally wants to be shameless!"
Zhang Qiu looked like you were fooling around, but it revealed this topic: "Your Majesty's southern tour is naturally a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it is not surprising that everyone is competing for the first place.
But now that the soldiers are going to fight for Luzon, there are still some things that should be considered in advance, otherwise it will be a lot of trouble when they arrive in Luzon."
Shen Zhenjiang said: "What's the matter?"
Zhang Qiu looked disappointed: "What else can I do? The military order from the Governor's Office of the Five Army was to massacre all the Franji barbarians of Luzon, but this barbarian is very different from the barbarians."
Shen Zhenjiang laughed and said, "Or I'd always heard that you dead eunuchs are bad enough. Tell me, what kind of bad water is coming out of your stomach?"
Zhang Qiu spat and said, "Can ordinary Franji barbarians be the same as those in high positions? In addition, leave some babies, the smaller the better, and kill the older ones."
Shen Zhenjiang asked in confusion: "Baby? Will those Franchisman soldiers still carry women?"
Zhang Qiu said: "The Franji barbarians occupied Luzon for many years, and it is impossible for them to be all soldiers. Some ordinary people are normal, and there must be babies among them.
By the way, if there is a pregnant woman, please stay for the time being. Don’t just kill her. These babies and pregnant women are of great use.”
Shen Zhenjiang was even more curious: "Why? Could it be that you still want to adopt a barbarian to inherit the incense? Didn't you have a nephew of your family to adopt you as your son?"
Zhang Qiu snorted coldly: "This is what the factory means, you just do it, otherwise be careful that the factory will be angry!"
When Zhang Qiu mentioned the factory’s meaning, Shen Zhenjiang understood what was going on.
The factory owner? There are three in the Ming Dynasty. Most people know about it. The two factories of Cao Huachun and Ma Shi. As for the factory owners of the admirals of the admirals, few people know about the factory inside the admiral.
But whether Cao Huachun or Ma Shi, these two guys have power and prestige, and they must not have the courage to act privately on Emperor Chongzhen's back, let alone protect the Franji barbarian whom Emperor Chongzhen ordered to kill them.
In other words, this matter must be what Emperor Chongzhen meant.
After nodding, Shen Zhenjiang said, "Since that's the case, then just turn around and give orders. Besides, isn't it the same for the eunuchs under your command to inform them?"
Zhang Qiu suddenly laughed and said, "When you are alive, our family will not be able to speak, otherwise our family will kill you first?"
The turmoil in southern Zhili was surging. In order to compete for a chance to make military achievements in Luzon, the various garrisons almost made human brains into dog brains. The magistrate of Haojingao, who had been renamed Macau, was also happy and painful at this time.
It’s nothing if the original wife’s Franchise barbarians live in Macau. At least they can save money on taxes. It’s not a problem to catch people and beat boards if they make a crime. It’s quite worry-free.
But there are some things that are very worry-free.
None of these barbarians who are wearing hair and left lapel are like humans, and they are just yellow-eyed and green-eyed. They are all fucking dirty and smelly, making a good Macau like a mother pigpen.
The fucking thing is that these barbarians all look similar. They look at each barbarian who looks like Franchise and know which country these people are from.
Now, the commander of the killing talisman brought by the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi has chosen the most convenient method. Anyone who looks like the Franji Barbarian but cannot prove that he is not the Franji Barbarian was pulled out and chopped his head.
It's that simple and crude.
But Commander Fu was relieved, but the whole of Macau became stinky and knew that the blood of these barbarians was actually smelly, and they were really the ones!
But it's good that the barbarians living in Macau go to 100 times, and the rest of the other messy barbarians from small countries are now as obedient as the gray grandson. It's great.
As for the smell, the yamen runners in command of the county government work hard, sprinkle more lime, these Qiuba, kill or buried, and there is no good thing!
Thinking of this, the magistrate of Macau County Huang Wanxing ordered to the master: "Tell me the meaning of this official, prepare some pigs and sheep to work hard. These Qiuba killed people all over the world, and they would probably be exhausted."
Mao Wenlong, who was far away in Dongjiang, looked at Zhang Xianzhong and others crying in front of him with a headache.
The matter of North Korea's internal affiliation has become a foregone conclusion. If the Dongjiang army stays in Dongjiang Town, it seems a bit unnecessary. Who should I guard against?
Jiannu?
Jiannu has now run north of Nuergandus. What he should worry about is Liu Xingzuo, the Governor Liu Da, who has nothing to do with the Dongjiang Army.
North Korea?
North Korea was happily looking forward to the day when it officially became a commoner in the Ming Dynasty, and it was almost set off some firecrackers to celebrate. Even the labor force came and went again and again. What should I guard against them?
Therefore, in accordance with the principle of rational use of talents without wasting, the Governor's Office of the Five Army decided to adapt the Dongjiang Army as a whole, throw some lucky ships over, and adapt them into the Beihai Fleet after applying for Emperor Chongzhen.
Once the official document arrives in Dongjiang, things will be settled.
This is also the reason why Mao Wenlong is upset.
The Dongjiang Army must have the ability to fight water, and it is not weak, but there are still many iron weights in the army that are not water-free at all and are sunk as soon as they see water.
For example, a man like Zhang Xianzhong, who was thrown into the water, would probably not have any other consequences except being drowned.
The fucking thing was Zhang Xianzhong who joined the army. After a few waves of confrontation with Jiannu, the northwest men brought by Zhang Xianzhong had proved their courage and had already changed their positions into officers and soldiers.
In other words, these northwestern hans also inexplicably became soldiers of the Ming North Sea Fleet.
Zhang Xianzhong felt that he was just a rabbit, and he was the kind of hat, and he looked like a human-shaped word for wrongdoing.
If you ask me to use a knife to chop people, then you won’t say anything. If you say you will chop anyone, you will never talk nonsense, but let me, Lao Zhang get into the water?
Mom, help me!
Especially after the four adopted sons, Zhang Kewang, Zhang Dingguo, Zhang Wenxiu and Zhang Nengqi, all learned to swim, Zhang Xianzhong was even more embarrassed to get into the water.
I can't afford to lose that person!
With the idea of finding the boss if you have any problems, Zhang Xianzhong found Mao Wen's head.
Mao Wenlong was also very desperate. As a native of Qiantang County, Hangzhou Prefecture, Zhejiang, it seemed that swimming would be the same after birth. How can he learn to swim?
I don't know how to learn to swim...
But not knowing how to learn swimming does not prevent Mao Wenlong from starting the fooling mode: "Hold the rope on his body and soak it in water when eating. If you soak it for a few days, you will get it slowly."
Zhang Xianzhong was very curious: "Master, you have a low degree of study, don't fool me? If you soak in water for a long time, you won't be soaked or swollen?"
Mao Wenlong said yellingly, "Those who die are soaked! How stupid are you? It's not that you can't soak in water and stay still, but that you practice swimming. If you really can't do it, just find a few good water quality to learn!
Anyway, I'll leave it here for you. If you can't learn to swim in three months, you won't take you when you fight against the Japanese slaves in the east!"
Zhang Xianzhong stood up together and hummed, "I will learn swimming now! I will ensure that I can learn it within one month!"
Facts have proved that under the temptation of benefits, humans can often burst out with great potential and do many things that they think are impossible.
For example, Zhang Xianzhong learned to swim, not only knows how to swim, but also swims fast, which is not as good as ordinary people.
After Zhang Xianzhong got out of here, Mao Wenlong continued to have a headache.
In the past, when there were Jiannu in Liaodong, Liaodong was the most critical. The Dongjiang Army had many opportunities to make military achievements. I don’t know how many people in other garrisons were jealous.
Now that Jiannu is finished, the Dongjiang Army naturally has no chance to make military achievements. Although the treatment is still the same as before, even the Koreans who regard themselves as the people of the Ming Dynasty have only such a Ming army stationed around them, they repeatedly worked their troops, making the entire Dongjiang Army a bit better than before.
But Mao Wenlong was still not very comfortable.
Because even if it is reorganized into the North Sea Fleet, it takes less than a day or two, and after the reorganization is completed, it will take another year or two to form combat power.
By then the daylily will be cold.
Mao Wenlong did not think that the barbarians of Franji could last a year or two under the East China Sea Fleet and the South China Sea Fleet, and were still waiting for him to go over and make up for military achievements.
The countless blessing ships and countless muzzles on the East China Sea Fleet and the South China Sea Fleet can scare many people to death.
But I can't mix this matter with this, and Mao Wenlong was really unwilling to accept it.
I am already 61 years old this year and have been in a long time. How many years can I live even if I live again?
Ten years? Twenty years?
The question is, after ten or twenty years, will I still be able to carry a knife?
Just like Qin Liangyu, a tiger general who was so handsome in the British back then, has put down his sword and gun and started to grow up with his youth?
Mao Wenlong suddenly began to sigh.
Time flies, and time is gone. Now I don’t feel anything when I look at those delicate little ladies.
If you don’t mix more, you will really have no good luck.
After thinking about it, Mao Wenlong really came up with a bad move.
He was the sixth-ranked martial artist in Liaodong, and when he was young, he received the guidance of his uncle Shuntian Prefecture Shen Guangzuo. Mao Wenlong naturally had no problem writing official documents.
Although Mao Wenlong is very annoyed by this broken thing.
As Mao Wenlong's official documents were sent to the Governor's Office of the Five Army in the Capital, the bigwigs of the Governor's Office of the Five Army suddenly felt a little amused and crying.
Mao Wenlong’s official documents were very simple, which required the soldiers of the North Sea Fleet to go south and be included in the South China Sea Fleet and the East Sea Fleet to study in actual combat.
The reason is very strong. The skills learned on the battlefield are real skills to save lives. There are always some bastards who want to be lazy when training. This is not good. They should be thrown on the battlefield.
Of course, it would be even more perfect if Mao Wenlong could also learn from Zheng Zhilong, the admiral of the East China Sea Fleet.
After careful consideration, the bosses of the Governor's Office of the Five Army threw away a Chongzhen Tongbao that had been issued shortly afterwards. Because the result was revealed to be negative, they solemnly rejected Mao Wen's request.
Is it a temple to calculate? The meaning of throwing a Chongzhen Tongbao is also a temple to calculate.
Emperor Chongzhen naturally didn't know these funny situations.
When the emperor traveled, he naturally made great contributions. Pedestrians were prohibited from traveling on the road. The vast team included guards, ceremonial guards, attendants, and all the officials who accompanied him.
Then Emperor Chongzhen was surprised to find that the so-called emperor travel that he saw when watching TV series was just a trick to fool children, especially the Qiande travel and Qiuhunting in Zhu Ge Ge, which was even more funny.
Apart from a stingy atmosphere, there is nothing to say.
To be continued...