Chapter 519: A joke-like war
Zheng Zhilong really took Li Azi with him to the Governor's Office of the Five Army to find Zhu Chunchen, Duke Cheng.
According to Zheng Zhilong's current status as the admiral of the South China Sea Fleet of the Ming Dynasty, it was no problem to ask Zhu Chunchen, the Grand Admiral of the Five Army Governor's Office. Although he brought Li Azi, it seemed a bit abrupt.
But Li Azi had met a big boss who had met Emperor Chongzhen, and Zhu Chunchen should have met him when he met him.
Otherwise, even the emperor was met, but you were wearing an airs. What do you want to express?
Li Azi, who was still in the excitement of finally meeting Emperor Chongzhen, and Zheng Zhilong, who was full of the feeling of surviving the disaster, finally understood what Emperor Chongzhen called the so-called kingly and domineering.
Domineering means that I, the Ming Dynasty, will hit whoever I want, and the kingly way is to tell you before. As for the emperor's way, it depends on who Emperor Chongzhen wants to hit.
Zheng Zhilong can only express his deep admiration.
The question is, what about the predecessors who are unrighteous soldiers who will be defeated? Even if Lao Zheng is a pirate, I have heard this sentence. Now this is not the focus of this in the Ming Dynasty?
Zhu Chunchen has been with Zhang Weixian and Emperor Chongzhen for a long time, so his style of painting has completely deviated. Looking at Zheng Zhilong's confused expression, he asked back: "I want to learn the kindness of Duke Xiang? Or is there any Duke of Qi who is attacking Chu because of Cai Ji?"
As an admiral of the Ming South China Sea Fleet with ideals, ambitions and ambitions, Zheng Zhilong was dizzy when he looked at the books, but at least he had made up for some books. He knew some of the two examples mentioned by Zhu Chunchen.
The matter of Duke Xiang's benevolence refers to the matter of Duke Xiang of Song sending troops to attack Zheng.
Duke Xiang of Song felt that Zheng did not give him face, so he planned to send troops to criticize Zheng, but Zheng found Chu to stand for him.
The two sides who fought were different from those who liked to play bad things later. Instead, the two families agreed to prepare for a grand opening.
Even Duke Xiang of Song laughed at the act of persuading Ziyu, his subordinates, for his actions of evading him: "There are more than the armor of Chu, but not the righteousness. Although I have less than the armor of my army, I have more than the righteousness. As a king with a good attitude and a minister with no rights, it is better to die if I live like this."
Then, Duke Xiang of Song, who was concerned about benevolence and righteousness, approved the letter of war, and agreed to fight with the Chu army north of Hongshui on November 1st. He also ordered people to build a large flag with the two big words "benevolence and righteousness" written on it.
On the morning of the agreement to fight, the Chu army crossed Hong River and advanced northward. Ziyu advised Duke Xiang of Song to take the opportunity to attack, saying: "There are more soldiers in Chu, and if we take action at this time, we can win."
Duke Xiang pointed to the banner and said, "Did you see the word "benevolence and righteousness"? I have always advocated benevolence and righteousness. How could I attack me when I crossed the river halfway through the river?"
After a while, all the Chu army crossed a pool of water. Cheng Dechen held a long whip in his hand and directed the soldiers, setting up formations from east to west, with a high spirit and no one around.
Ziyu advised Duke Xiang again, "The Chu army's formation has not been set up yet, fight quickly. If we miss this opportunity, we will be in danger."
Duke Xiang sternly said: "Duh! Are you greedy for one blow and ignore the kindness and righteousness of all ages? How do you attack the army that has not set up a good formation?"
As a result, Duke Xiang was injured several times during the battle between the two sides and died the following year.
As for the incident of the Duke of Qi attacking Chu because of Cai Ji, it was a complete farce, and even the good show that Duke Xiang of Song could not compare to.
When King Wu of Zhou took over King Zhou's place, he became the boss. Later, he enfeoffed many of his family members and a large number of foreign heroes.
But the curse that was only three seconds long also played a role in the Lao Ji family's field.
The princes who were granted to the Central Plains, such as Guan, Cai, Huo, Lu, Wei, Mao, etc., were not very successful, so they could not even defend the land they had.
In contrast, countries with different surnames that were divided into different countries, such as Qi, Chu, Yue, Qin, etc., have become larger and stronger in territory and stronger in power. Small countries in the Central Plains have to survive in the cracks.
As a relatively rare vassal state, Cai State continuously sent wives to the surrounding countries to obtain peace. The big guy has a marriage relationship. It is hard to continue fighting, right?
When King Ji Tuo of Zhouzhuang was the leader, Cai Muhou saw that Duke Huan of Qi was strong as one of the five double-flowered red sticks in the Spring and Autumn Period, he quickly chose a beautiful sister Cai Ji and sent it to Duke Huan of Qi as his concubine.
One day, Cai Ji and Duke Huan of Qi were boating on the lake. When Cai Ji saw the water, she became naughty and poured water on Duke Huan of Qi. Duke Huan of Qi also smiled and gave a few reverberations, as if he was a boy and girl who had his first love in the lotus pond in the countryside, and he was quite happy.
Later, as the quarrels were shaking violently, Duke Huan of Qi, who could not swim, was afraid and said loudly: "Okay, okay, stop making trouble!"
However, Cai Ji thought that Duke Huan of Qi was quite fun to see, so she deliberately made the ship shake more violently and told Duke Huan of Qi that he would save him if he fell into the water.
Duke Huan of Qi was a little older and was so scared that he grabbed the boat gang tightly, his face turned pale, but the more scared Duke Huan of Qi was, the happier Cai Ji was, and he shook the boat like a pirate ship in an amusement park.
After Cai Ji had a good time, Duke Huan of Qi went ashore with a gloomy face and said to Cai Ji: "I will return you to Cai tomorrow!"
Cai Ji couldn't figure it out: I've played with it before, how could this old man turn against me just?
Duke Huan of Qi, who made a fool of himself, did not say anything but a fun thing. The next day he sent a carriage to take Cai Ji back to Cai State.
When Cai Muhou saw that his sister married Qi State, he was driven back in such a mess. He was very annoyed: What's so great about Qi State? My sister is invincible, and it's not that Cai Muhou, who was extremely upset that he couldn't marry, simply turned around and married Cai Ji to King Cheng of Chu of Chu State.
Duke Huan of Qi originally wanted Cai Ji to go home to reflect, but was afraid that it would encourage her spoiledness, so he did not cut off the relationship between husband and wife with Cai Ji. Unexpectedly, Cai Muhou asked Cai Ji to remarry. This made Duke Huan of Qi so angry.
In anger, Duke Huan of Qi led the Eight-Nation Alliance of the Spring and Autumn Period to attack Cai State. Cai State surrendered without any attack.
Then, Duke Huan of Qi, who had not yet calmed down, then rushed south to attack Chu State, and asked for trouble for Duke Cheng of Chu State. It was your grandson who slept with my young wife, right?
When the Qi army arrived in Chu, the people of Chu were very surprised because the two places were too far apart and had never had much contact. Chu used the vivid saying "The wind, horse, and cow are not connected", and the original meaning was "even if the horse and cow are in heat, they will not be able to escape here."
It is hard to say that Duke Huan of Qi came to attack Cai State and then attacked Chu State by the way, and it is hard to say that he started to raise troops because he felt that his head was green by Duke Cheng of Chu, so he threw out some old accounts.
For example, "Why didn't Chu State pay tribute to the Emperor of Zhou? In fact, the vassal states did not pay much tribute at that time. Qi State itself was like a bird and did not pay much tribute.
For example, when King Zhao of Zhou visited Chu in the southern tour, why did the ship leak and die in Chu?
The Chu people who drowned King Zhao of Zhou also had a very interesting answer: "King Zhao of Zhou is dead, ask us what we are doing? You ask the Han River to go!"
Of course, the above is not the key. The key is that this war was carried out in the form of a slander before the army. According to common sense, both sides said this and could just start the film directly.
But in fact, both sides sent the strongest verbal guns to fight, Qi State was Guan Zhong and Chu State was Qu Wan.
In the end, Qi Guoli was ruthless and was scolded and left!
Zhu Chunchen's words meant to ask Zheng Zhilong, is there anyone playing like this now? Both sides decide the winner or lose? Or what kind of benevolent and righteous teacher?
Facing Zhu Chunchen's smiling face, Zheng Zhilong's face couldn't help but flush. What did he do with Manzhe Boyi in Java? How could he not even think about it?
I won’t say anything about Java. Li Kazi did the work of framed Manzhe Boyi, but he also participated in it. In short, they are not a good person.
Now, what else can I question about the Governor's Office of the Five Army or simply saying what the kingly and domineering statement put forward by Emperor Chongzhen?
Zheng Zhilong, who was very ashamed, decided to return to the broken place of Manzhe Boyi and successfully implement the latest instructions of the Five Army Governor's Office, who can stand and breathe on both sides, either become a laborer or die.
As for Li Azizi's little girl, since she came out of the palace, Zheng Zhilong had been thinking about everything. The little girl fell in love with the emperor. She looked at the emperor quietly and was almost water coming out of her eyes. Even a fool could understand it.
With such a field now, no matter whether the emperor likes her or not, he will not be able to attack her anyway.
Li Azi is worthy of being a little fan of Emperor Chongzhen who was seen through by Zheng Zhilong.
After returning to the inn, facing the inn, facing the inquiry of the maid Qiuer, Li Azi applied almost all the beautiful words of praise he could think of on Emperor Chongzhen.
As for Qiu'er's joke about whether she could enter the palace to serve the emperor, Li Azi sighed slightly: "All the beauty of the world is in the palace. I, a pirate leader, entered the palace, I am afraid that it would be impossible for the world to laugh at."
Li Azi outside the palace secretly hated why he was not a good girl, and he was a pirate leader, so he had no hope of entering the palace now, and Queen Zhou in the palace was very happy to prepare for the talent show.
This time, at least one of the Ming Dynasty’s beautiful girls should be selected and a few good girls should be selected into the palace. Otherwise, the lord of the harem who was in the world would be considered a jealous name, which would definitely not be tolerated.
As for the issue of having a beautiful girl entering the palace to compete for favor with her, Queen Zhou smiled slightly and said that it doesn’t matter as long as she can give birth to a son, the chances of becoming the crown prince will naturally be much higher than others. In addition, the emperor’s favor, as long as she is not abandoned, what can she do if there are many charming bitches?
In short, except for Wen Tiren and other ministers in the court, the rest of the big guys were very happy.
Wen Tiren was not happy because the troubles that Emperor Chongzhen found for himself were supported to varying degrees, so the hundreds of schools of thought were now showing signs of emerging.
Except for novelists.
Emperor Chongzhen was upset with those out-of-context dogs and dead eunuchs in his previous life, and his feelings about novelists were not very good. After traveling through time, the "Chu Ke Paiwen Surprise" written by Ling Mengchu really disgusted Emperor Chongzhen again.
Especially "Han Xiucai takes advantage of the random recruitment of a beautiful wife", it simply blackened the entire Ming society, and most of the contents were basically nonsense in the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen.
For example, merchants get rich from bad luck, scholars get famous from poorness; honest officials make cases like gods, corrupt officials make mistakes like tigers; villains rape and sue, scammers are intrigue; how young people pursue loyal love, and how feudal ethics create marriage tragedy.
In fact, novels written without considering any social environment and reality are all treacherous!
The novelist has not received special care, and people have picked up and studied the other theories of various schools, especially after Shen Hao studied the Legalist theories.
Chen Hao is older than many old boys, but this guy has now reached the high position of the Governor of Java.
There is a way ahead and a car behind. Chen Hao undoubtedly pointed out another way to many "smart people". Study other theories and use them to mix the imperial examinations is always beneficial!
Many people began to study other theories, such as Lao Tzu, Xu Xue, Zhuangzi, and Xunzi.
But as long as you study it carefully, some people will always fall into it and cannot get out, thus transforming them into loyal fans of the knowledge.
There are more such situations among the Imperial College students, and then different theories look at each other and are directly inherited by these guys from the past thousand years before Hanwu to the Chongzhen period.
Don’t think that the scholars of the Ming Dynasty are all sissies who are powerless. As it turns out, these guys exploded more terrifyingly than those of later generations. Some guys from several schools chose to start the film when they were resting in the Imperial College.
Seeing these guys who used to be the songs of the poems, the Imperial College guard almost made the chrysanthemums laugh until they bloomed.
In terms of fighting skills, there is basically no, and in terms of strength, there is basically no. The only tricks that can be considered ruthless are the tricks of grabbing hair, picking nose, and lifting vaginal legs. In the eyes of Jinyiwei, it is no different from playing house with children.
But this matter is enough to be considered a major event. As the highest institution of the Ming Dynasty, the impact of the students openly opening films was too bad, and even this incident has alarmed Emperor Chongzhen.
As for Wen Tiren, who is in charge of the Imperial College, as the chief minister, who is not hurt, that is nonsense.
Of course, it was so painful that it was better for those who should go to the palace to apologize. So Wen Tiren brought Meng Qingyuan, the leader of the Imperial College, and went to the palace to apologize, waiting for Emperor Chongzhen to deal with these Imperial College students.
Chapter completed!