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Extra Story----Dog Emperor Code Words

The pattern is different from other places: they are all separate rectangular tables, with paper and pen on the table, and you can write at any time.

The person who coded the work was gone in the afternoon and evening, and every four hours was spent to tinker with a4 paper. This was more than 20 years ago;

It will take ten hours now, order a computer desk and typing while standing and chatting about takeout for the evening;

If you are willing to spend an extra hour, you can write an extra chapter or ask for a leave note. If you make a backup copy of the future, you will get the praise of the professional leader.

But most of the authors who write here are homemade and do not have such patience. Only the protagonist is the emperor, will walk into the courtyard map on the first floor, with a pen and paper, and slowly sit down the code.

Since I was eighteen years old, I worked as a cleaner. The boss said that he looked too stupid and was afraid that he would not be able to serve all the masters, so he just did something on the website.

Although the authors who come here to learn to code are easy to talk, there are many who are nagging but not waking up.

They often have to wait for the requested tickets to be delivered in person, see if there are few recommended tickets, and carefully count the monthly tickets that have risen, and then write: In this serious absent-mindedness, it is difficult for them to serve the authors well.

So a few days later, the boss said I couldn't do this.

Fortunately, my dad is a shareholder with a big sympathy and cannot be fired, so he changed to a boring position that specifically publishes book reviews.

From then on, I came to the specialized teaching staff every day to take charge of my position. Although I had no dereliction of duty, I always felt a little monotonous and boring.

The editor has a fierce face, and the author of the typing has no good voice, so he can't be lively. Only when the dog emperor comes here can he laugh a few times, so he still remembers it.

The Dog Emperor is the only person who stands and writes while the protagonist of the novel is the emperor.

He is tall; his face is blue and white, and often has some scars between his wrinkles; he is hung on his face with a pair of glasses that are so thick that the light cannot be refracted.

Although the code is an emperor's text, it is short and small and still has to be updated. It seems that it has been more than ten years of code, but it still deletes it again and then deletes it again.

When he talks to people, he always keeps poor. It is rare for eunuchs to teach people how to understand half of them.

Because his protagonist is the emperor, others gave him a nickname for him from the words "Back to the Ming Dynasty to Be a Tyrant" in "I missed all the dog emperor" and called him "Dog Emperor".

As soon as the Dog Emperor arrived here, all the people who wrote lyrics looked at him and laughed, some shouted, "Dog Emperor, you have a new blade on your body!"

He did not answer and said to the editor, "Borrow a duck-billed pen and two A4 papers." He took out the writing board.

They shouted intentionally, "You must have been taught a lesson by readers!"

The dog emperor opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you so dirty and innocent?"

"What kind of innocence? I saw you send a letter to admit your mistake the day before yesterday."

The dog emperor blushed, and blue veins on his forehead burst out, arguing, "Issuing a single chapter does not necessarily mean admitting a mistake, but it may also be... taking leave!... Taking leave from readers cannot be considered as asking for it."

One after another, there were difficult words, such as "Four Thousand Chapters", "Never Fill in Water", etc., which made everyone laugh: the website is full of joyful air.

I heard people talk about it secretly that the Dog Emperor was also a full-time author, but he finally didn't comment on Platinum and could not tell jokes. So he became poorer and poorer, and he was about to stop the update.

Fortunately, there is a group of hardcore fans, so in order to continue typing, they change the subject and continue writing.

Unfortunately, he has a bad temper, but he can't listen to others saying that the Chinese nation is not good. After a few chapters, he even smashed the people, computers, manuscripts, and iPads together.

If so, there were no one who asked him to substitute for typing. The dog emperor had no laws, so he would inevitably do something missing and make up lies and ask for leave.

But he has better character than others in our case, but he never defaults on the chapters. Although he may not be recorded on the powder board at a time, he will definitely make up for it within a month and wiped off the name of the dog emperor from the powder board.

The Dog Emperor coded four A1 papers, and his red face gradually returned to its original state. Others asked again, "Dog Emperor, are you really good at writing novels?"

The Dog Emperor looked at the person who asked him and showed disdain for argument.

They continued, "Why can't you even get half a platinum?"

The Dog Emperor immediately looked depressed and uneasy, with a layer of gray on his face and he said something in his mouth; this time it was all about time and fate. At these times, I could agree and laugh, but the editor would never blame him. Moreover, when the editor saw the Dog Emperor, he always asked him this way, which made people laugh.

The dog emperor knew that he could not talk to them, so he had to talk to the cleaner.

Once I said to me, "Have you learned to write novels?" I nodded slightly. He said, "Have you read "Back to the Ming Dynasty to Be a Tyrant"?... I will take the test for you. How did Xiaobaiwen write?"

I think, is anyone who doesn't even have an adapter worthy of me? So I turned my face and ignored it.

The Dog Emperor waited for a long time and said earnestly, "Can't you finish writing?...I will teach you, remember! This novel writing process should be remembered. You should use it when making platinum in the future."

I thought to myself that it was just a golden finger, with passionate and pretentious slap in the face, and we readers also knew that you would not write it; it was funny and impatient, and answered him lazily, "Who wants you to teach me, wouldn't you make a summary first and then draw chapters and fill it with water?"

The dog emperor looked extremely happy, knocked the long nails of two fingers on the drawing board, nodded and said, "Yes, yes!... Xiaobaiwen has another routine, do you know?"

I became more impatient and walked away with my mouth. The Dog Emperor had just dipped his nails in water and wanted to write the process on the writing board. Seeing that I was not enthusiastic, he sighed again, showing a very regretful look.

A few times, the authors in the system streaming next to him heard laughter and were also busy, surrounding the dog emperor. He told them the three elements of novel writing, one set for each person.

The system flow boss got the routine, but still didn't dissipate, and his eyes were all looking at another note. The dog emperor panicked, stretched out his five fingers to cover the notebook, bent down and said, "I won't talk anymore, I won't talk anymore." He stood up and looked at the notebook again, shook his head and said, "If you don't talk, don't talk! Are you still talking? If you don't talk anymore."

So this group of bigwigs in the system got separated by laughter. The Dog Emperor made people happy, but without him, others would have lived like this.

One day, about two or three days after the year-end rating, the editor was slowly cleaning up the court and taking off the pink board. Suddenly, "The Dog Emperor hasn't come for a long time. I haven't owe updates yet!" I also felt that he hasn't come for a long time.

A platinum who was rendering said, "How could he come?...He is eunuch."

The editor said, "Oh!"

"He still stopped updating. This time, he was so confused that he actually stopped the readership. Can hundreds of thousands of readers be cut off?"

"How did it happen later?"

"How is it? First I hung it up and then made up for updates, and then wrote a guarantee. Later, it was still cut off. It was cut off for more than half a year, so I will go to make up for updates."

"What happened later?"

"The update was cut off later."

"What if I've stopped updating?"

"How is it?...Who knows? Maybe I've gone to Zhongguancun."

The editor stopped asking and slowly packed up his things.

After the year-end assessment, the wind is getting colder every day, and it is almost mid-winter; I lean on the air conditioner all day long and have to wear a down jacket.

In the second half of the day, no readers urged me to update, so I sat down. Suddenly I heard a voice, "Take a single chapter."

Although the sound was extremely low, it sounded very familiar. There was no one at all when I saw it. I stood up and looked out, and the dog emperor sat on the threshold.

His face was dark and thin, and he was no longer like that. He wore a torn stocking, crossed his legs, put a notebook under him, and hung it on his shoulder with a straw rope. When he saw me, he said, "Send another book review."

The editor also stretched out his head and said, "Dog Emperor? You still owe updates!"

The dog emperor replied dejectedly, "This... I'll be the next time I have to have a single chapter this time, and the recommended position is enough."

The editor was still the same as usual, and smiled and said to him, "Dog Emperor, you've cut off the update again!"

But this time he was not very quarrel and said simply, "Don't make fun of it!"

"Making fun? If it keeps going, how could I go to Zhongguancun?"

The dog emperor whispered, "Host, I'm willing..." His eyes looked like begging the editor, don't mention it again.

At this time, a few people had gathered, so they all laughed with the editor.

I took the client and placed it on the threshold. He took out a Nokia from his ragged bag and put it in my hand. When he saw that his hands were covered in mud, he turned out that he used this mobile phone to write.

After a while, after he finished writing the book review, he sat down with his hands and walked slowly with his hands amid the laughter of others.

Since then, I haven't seen the Dog Emperor for a long time.

In the second year, the editor took down the fan board and said, "The Dog Emperor has not paid off the update yet!"

At the end of the second year, he said, "The Dog Emperor has not paid back the update yet!"
Chapter completed!
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