Chapter 15: Being robbed of relatives (for the platinum gods
The dog circled around Lin Suqing and carefully corrected his posture.
"Don't look at me! Look directly ahead!" Once you find something wrong with Lin Suqing, you will either beat or scold, meticulously, "You must always feel that your Baihui acupoint has a lifting feeling, which is the center of your head, and there is the Baihui acupoint."
"Don't be stiff, relax, you should start from the top of your head, relax your whole body, and keep your feet steady."
Lin Suqing was stunned: "You have to lift and relax?"
"What lifts you is your energy, what relaxes you is your body and bones!"
"Oh..." Lin Suqing responded repeatedly, looking for the feeling described by the dog.
The dog shouted suddenly, scaring him to tremble all over.
"I'm asking you to relax, not loose, not soft!" Lin Suqing immediately straightened his waist, but the dog immediately scolded, "Hand your arms should be round, don't spread, don't stiff! Don't stiff! You are a woody person! Don't expand your chest, you must experience the feeling of the chest and rib joints facing inward and downward. The back cannot be hunched! Be straight! Stand up!"
I have to hold my chest, but I still have to pull my back...
Ah... The most important thing is that it seems like pine but not pine, it seems that it has not dispersed, it is about to be unfolded, it is difficult to understand if it wants to be unfolded...
However, Lin Suqing is actually quite smart. As long as the dog explains it clearly and lets him understand it, he can quickly grasp the key points.
He listened to Gouzi's mantra attentively: "The qi sinks into the Dantian; the body is equipped with five bows; the neck is empty and the head is strong; the chest is held and the back is pulled; the waist is relaxed; the hips are relaxed; the body is calm and the body is relaxed..."
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Suddenly, the sound of the door knocking on the auxiliary head was heard, interrupting their training.
Someone actually knocked on the door? Lin Suqing and Gouzi almost looked at the door at the same time. They had just moved in, and it was impossible for anyone they knew to come to visit.
Dogzi and Lin Suqing looked at each other. Apart from them, Jiaotu's assistant would not automatically open the door, so the knocker must not be his own.
Lin Suqing understood the dog's sign, and he immediately took the credit and went to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, I saw a fat middle-aged aunt standing outside the door, wrapped in red clothes with a zipper and a pretty drum figure, and she squeezed into sausages. Especially the protruding belly, she seemed to be pregnant with six knots and twins.
She bundled her hair into a big bun and hung it on the back of her head. Her face with heavy makeup looked like a New Year's picture figure casually drawn on a piece of white paper.
Two thin eyebrows, with squinting eyes, the collapsed nose bridge arched out of a garlic nose, and the white face, blushing lips and red cheeks, making it particularly strange to be festive.
If you use such a face to scare a child who has the problem of crying at night, you will be sure to keep it and scare it. No one dares to cry again, because you are afraid that you will be swallowed by her bloody mouth when you cry.
Two servants with gray cloth were standing on the left and right behind, both tall and short, with a strong figure, with a solemn face and a fat face, which looked like a robber.
The fat aunt with a big belly had a girl's heart that was full of spring. She pinched a pink silk handkerchief in her hand and covered the big mole on the corner of her mouth, which looked like a sticky mouse shit. She pulled her voice and asked in a pretentious manner: "I heard that it was your mansion and I picked up my wife's hydrangea~?"
Hydrangea? Madam?
Lin Suqing was stunned, wait! Let him go.
Hydrangea... Shouldn't hydrangea be used by an unmarried girl to throw balls and choose a husband?! What's the fun her wife joins in? Wait?! Hydrangea?!
He suddenly remembered the pickle ball he picked up yesterday. When he thought about it, it really looked like a hydrangea. Could it be that it was the hydrangea they were looking for?
No?!
Ring ~
The sound of a rolling bell sounded behind me, and the fat aunt with a big belly lit up her eyes. Lin Suqing quickly turned around and looked at it. It turned out that the vine ball rolled out of the bushes.
When he looked back, he realized that the fat aunt and the servants behind her had a look at something wrong at this time... They were excited...
"Madam's Hydrangea!" The fat aunt pointed at the rattan ball and screamed, which made Lin Suqing's ears and eyes hurt.
How could the pickle ball roll out of the toon bushes by itself? It must be the dog who is a harmful person! It actually deliberately pushed the ball out!
"Young Master, please come with us." The fat aunt waved her Juanpa, and the two servants behind her came forward to do things and wanted to arrest Lin Suqing.
"This, there is a misunderstanding in this... You calm down first, listen to the next thing, this is actually the case." Lin Suqing quickly waved his hand and stepped back, and explained, "Actually, I passed by yesterday..."
"take away!"
At the fat aunt's order, the two servants said nothing, and stepped forward and held him down.
Lin Suqing looked at Chun Shumeng repeatedly and tried to ask for help. But he heard the dog hide inside and shouted childishly in the voice of the little boy: "Young Master, where are you going? You can't beat people and you can't cause trouble, go slowly~"
"..." Is this a hint that he won't fight back or scold him?
You bastard, dog.
Lin Suqing opened his mouth and wanted to explain a few words, but unexpectedly, the two servants were immediately carried out to the door. He said in a hurry: "What are you doing? Snatch people? It's bright and bright in broad daylight... Oh no, grab people at my house?! Is there any inadvertent power?!"
The servants turned a deaf ear to what he said and shouted.
He walked straight out with him. The fat aunt shook the silk in her hand and walked beside her, smiling as if she was going to greet the New Year, saying, "Oh, what fun are you doing? You snatched my wife's hydrangea, you are the future master of my family. We are going to invite you to come home~"
Lin Suqing hurriedly explained: "Listen to my explanation, I have some brain bubbles, I just picked it up by accident. I originally planned to take it back for the dog to play..."
"Madam's hydrangea is for the dog to play with? Master, you said something wrong~" So, call the "Master" first, as if they were sure to get the gun.
"Can I give you back?"
"Where can I get the reason to return the hydrangea after snatching it~"
"But the key is that I didn't grab it! I just picked it up!"
"No matter how you brought it back, in short, if you pick up the hydrangea, you have to marry my wife!" The fat aunt lost her patience because she was slandered. She turned around and stared at her eyebrows and angrily, and her fat face shook three times when she yelled.
Lin Suqing was shocked, not because she was afraid, but because she roared suddenly and was startled without any warning.
OK, since it is not feasible to explain this path, let’s lobby in another way.
So he immediately changed his smile and asked, "I heard that your wife has been calling you, your wife is married to me, does the original wife have no objection? I must have any objection? I think it's better to forget it. A marriage that is not blessed will definitely be unhappy. Your wife will not be happy. I will give you the hydrangea. Will you find another suitable person?"
"Our master?"
The fat aunt glanced at him and snorted coldly, "Our master has long been dead, and he has burned maids and female relatives for him during festivals. He is very happy and will not have any objections to his wife's re-string."
Chapter completed!