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Chapter thirty-six bad luck

After a long journey in Nanzhao, the elite soldiers finally arrived at the destination. The gathering place of the rioters and thieves outside the Tang Dynasty. Before the elite soldiers entered the territory of Nanzhao, the pioneer spies discovered their whereabouts and ran back secretly to report that Li Dezhao had already discovered the spies of the rioters and thieves, but they just thought they didn't know anything.

At night, the siege team was stationed in the border of Nanzhao without moving forward. Li Dezhao chose to garrison in the wilderness. Cheng Yaojin was the first to refuse. He hurried to Li Dezhao's camp at the moment of night, and did not even give him the opportunity to pass the guards. He opened the door of the camp with a bad temper and rushed in angrily.

"Okay, are you two little kids? Are you the one who led your troops like this? Okay! I actually took a bath in the army. What do you think you should do?" When Fairy Cheng broke into the camp, she saw the brothers Li Dezang and Li Debei taking a bath comfortably. She immediately became angry and widened Tongling's eyes, looking like she wanted to eat people, and shouted loudly to the two brothers.

No wonder the Fairy Cheng was so angry. When did the march have such good benefits? He could even take a bath with boredom? When they were fighting in the world, they were just hungry, let alone the extravagant idea of ​​taking a bath. Now, the two brothers were not here to lead troops to fight, but to have fun?

"Ah?" Li Dezhang and Li Debei were startled and covered their chests in time. The expression of Cheng Fairy like a roaring bison was so scared that they were so sudden that they were too sudden. Cheng Fairy rushed in too suddenly. Suddenly, the two brothers could not adapt. Isn't it just a bath?

Facing Cheng's sturdy expression, Li Dezhang suddenly felt that Yalishan was a big man. This guy was like not to find trouble for a day. Li Dezhang felt a headache and said in a negotiation tone: "Uh... Uncle Cheng, can you spare some time? Hum~ Look, we brothers are not wearing clothes yet, right?"

"That's right, that's it. Uncle Cheng, can you give some space?" After Li Debei finished speaking, she expressed her consent. Cheng Yaojing was too rude, at least she gave Li Debei the impression. No wonder Qin Shou specially prepared an emergency tip before parting. It was used to deal with Cheng Yaojing at critical moments.

The fairy Cheng rolled her eyes and glared at her anger, and hugged her chest with her hands and said with a sneer: "You two little kids, youngster, be foolish in front of the old hooligan. I'll ask you, is there anyone who leads troops like you? If it really doesn't work, hand over the military power. The old hooligan, I personally teach you how to lead troops to fight!"

As soon as Cheng Yaojing finished speaking, Li Dezhang and Li Debei shook their heads repeatedly and expressed their displeasure. What a joke? If the military power falls into Cheng Yaojing's hands, it will undoubtedly be like pushing the elite soldiers into the sea of ​​fire. Who do Cheng Yaojing wants to fool? What's more, they have made such arrangements out of helplessness.

The three-wheeled artillery is a powerful weapon for military strategists and the main force of their attack this time. Now the garrison can only choose an open terrain, and there are deadly shells, which is not conducive to finding obstacles and garrisons. If there is any emergency, the obstruction of the three-channel artillery's vision is undoubtedly like working hard.

The most important thing is that Cheng Yaojing is used to commanding cold weapons and has never learned how to fight heated weapons. Now that hot and cold weapons are in battle, the most important thing is cooperation and matching. The two brothers have learned this in the Ryukyu Military Academy, but Cheng Yaojing doesn't understand it at all. Giving him the military power will undoubtedly push these elite soldiers to death.

"Why? Not happy? Or do you still dislike your uncle Cheng, I am not educated? Hum? Tell you, I think I was free to enter and leave the old hooligans, and you are still playing with mud and sand..." Cheng Yaojing pressed Li Dezhao and his brothers step by step, and found the hesitant expressions of the two brothers. Increased pressure and identity to bully them, and relied on his old style.

Cheng Yaojing, who feels good about himself, doesn't understand the way to fight with cold and cold weapons. He always thinks that thousands of elite soldiers are a waste and waste to bring two little babies! The most unforgivable thing is that he actually set up a camp and open land. Isn't this obviously fat meat and provokes the rioters to take advantage of the situation?

Nanzhao is now in chaos. The Nanzhao King suddenly left some time ago, which led to Nanzhao becoming a chaotic place and also made a good place for rioters to recruit soldiers and horses. As the saying goes, it is easy to do things with money. Since ancient times, Nanzhao has many barbarian soldiers, and it is not an exaggeration to all the people. If you accidentally rob the other party of the camp, you will not know.

Li Ji's logistics attack army had not arrived yet. According to the agreed date, they arrived two or three days earlier. It was originally planned to attack the Yaowang Valley in Yangyuan Mountain. Unexpectedly, things changed, which led to them coming early to wait for Li Ji's attack army to arrive. Two or three days passed quickly.

Under the pressure of Cheng Yaojin's anger, Li Dezhang explained kindly: "Uncle Cheng, it's not that we don't want it, but that you are not familiar with our strategic playing style. Changing the commander rashly will cause distortion in the army. What's more, the elite soldiers are traveling in a simple manner without armor, which is not the usual thing..."

Cheng Yaojing waved his hand impatiently to interrupt Li Dezhao's nonsense, and the domineering ruffian aura emerged and said, "Stop talking nonsense, old hooligan, I'll ask another question, or not? Give military power, everything is easy to say, don't give it, hum~~ Old hooligan, my axe is not a vegetarian, I will beat you until you give it!!"

After Cheng Yaojing finished speaking, he took out a slightly rusty axe from his waist and shook it. Li Dezhao and Li Debei suddenly became speechless because they found that the rusty axe was specially used by the chefs in the team to chop wood, and the axe also carved with the words "Cook" in the axe, which can prove that the axe was stolen by Cheng Yaojing and should have been stolen.

Just as Li Debei was about to say something, Li Dejiao took action to stop Li Debei in time. Thinking of what Qin Shou had told him, he immediately turned his back and said, "Hmph, Uncle Cheng, want to seize military power? Yes, as long as you can answer a question, we two brothers will hand over the elite soldiers to you immediately and will never ask about it from now on!"

Qin Shou had long expected that Cheng Yaojing would take the opportunity to cause trouble. He wanted to win the military power of Li Dezhuan and his two brothers. What kind of personality and temper of Cheng Yaojing? Qin Shou knew too much. It was a forced force to arrange Cheng Yaojing to follow the army to attack. Qin Shou, who had already prepared, had already explained to Li Dezhuan and his two brothers in advance, and Zhideng the Yaojing to cause trouble.

"Haha...hahaha...Okay, let's take a look. If the old gangster, Xiaoxing, answered correctly, don't cry for you two little babies! Hahaha..." Cheng Yaojing originally thought that seizing power would take some time and it would be impossible to solve it with real force. He took out an axe and just scared them. If he really acted seriously, the old handsome Li Jing would be the first to be unhappy.

"Should meet outside the tent!" Li Dezhang raised his face and stretched out his hand to signal Cheng Yaojing to wait outside the tent for a while. Cheng Yaojing shrugged indifferently, laughed proudly and turned away, making Li Debei, who was gritting teeth, unable to help but curse secretly, a shameless person with a kind-hearted face!

"Haha~~Of course, how about it? General Cheng, do you have the courage to take a bet? There is only one chance, and there will be no such store in the future. If you dare to make a decision in the future, don't blame the brothers for being rude!" Li Debao saw Cheng Yaojing's surprised expression, and was very relieved and angry with Cheng Yaojing.

"Come here, who is afraid of whom? Ask questions!" Yelang's arrogant Cheng Yaojing couldn't afford to lose this face. Under the collective gaze of the elite soldiers, he was tough and pulled his clothes and made generous gestures. Cheng Yaojing did not expect that Qin Shou would make such a sinister bet. He didn't have any kindness at the beginning of his relationship and deliberately encouraged himself and the army to come and play with him.

"Hahaha... OK, please feel free, General Cheng is indeed a happy person, um~ Listen, it's a very simple question, General Cheng, what is the equal of one or one?" Li Dezhang unveiled the tip under the righteous expression of Cheng Fairy, took out the note inside and read it loudly. In the end, even Li Dezhang himself was shocked. This answer was a bit tricky!

"Ha?" "Hmm?" "Yeah?" The elite soldiers and Li Debei looked at Li Dezhao with a look of ghosts at the same time, and looked at Li Dezhao as if he was stunned, thinking about a question that was ridiculous. This question is too idiotic, right? One plus one equals two. People who have just learned to write also know!

Li Debei woke up from surprise and couldn't believe it, looking at whether Li Dezhang had read it wrong? Or what happened? Li Dezhang shrugged helplessly and spread his hands to show that there was nothing wrong. The question given by Qin Shou was that simple. If the answer inside had not existed, Li Dezhang thought that Qin Shou had made a mistake?

"Hahaha... wow~~~ Bastard, although I haven't read the old hooligan, but I still know that it's equal to 2, hahaha..." Cheng Yaojing laughed proudly. The more I felt that this question was too idiotic, I ignored something. The urgent wise question that Li Dezhang mentioned, Cheng Yaojing, who had never seen any urgent wise question, immediately said.

"Wrong!" "Wrong?" Cheng Yaojing's cheerful laughter suddenly stopped. He opened his mouth and could almost squeeze the width of two eggs. Li Dezhao's typo made Cheng Yaojing almost short-circuit. Not only Cheng Yaojing was like this, but even the thousands of elite soldiers also had the same shocked expression. Isn't one plus one equal to two?

"Wrong? How is it possible? One plus one equals... Hello, what do you think, One plus one equals?" Cheng Yaojing was a little too stupid. Li Dezun said it calmly, which made Cheng Yaojing mess up. He immediately asked for help and looked at the elite soldiers below, but unfortunately those elite soldiers were not as good as Cheng Yaojing at all.

"Is it two? Why is it wrong? One, two, three, four, five, six go eight or nine..." The elite soldiers didn't want to win the Cheng Fairy, and Cheng Fairy suddenly panicked. She raised her fingers and counted the numbers, and didn't even know the typos. The two brothers Li Dezang and Li Debei immediately blushed when they heard this, and they wanted to laugh like a toad mouth.

It is rumored that the illiterate prince Cheng Yaojing has been studying humbly recently. Of course, it was forced by his wife to learn, but the reason was that illiteracy was shameful. At first, Li Dezhao and his brothers didn't believe it. Now, seeing Cheng Yaojing scratching his head and ears, he immediately believed it. I am afraid that even if his wife was present, he would not be able to save Cheng Yaojing's fate of washing clothes. They all said that it was a Q&A question and answer!

"Well! It's 2! Bastard, are you fooling the old hooligan? Isn't it equal to 2?" Cheng Yaojing calculated over and over again with his fingers, and it was 2 in a daze. When Cheng Yaojing saw the toad faces that Li Dezhao and his brothers held up, it means that they were deliberately fooling themselves. Cheng Yaojing had a ferocious face and was about to settle the score with Li Dezhao.

"Oh~~ It's really scary to be uneducated. OK, Uncle Cheng is a little restless, um~ The correct answer is: One plus one equals three!" Li Dezhang suppressed his smile and shook his head and sighed, revealing the final answer, the answer of One plus one equals three.

"What? Equal to three? Impossible! This is impossible..." This time, not only Cheng Jing didn't believe it anymore, but even the elite soldiers below were stunned. Only Li Dezhang in front of him could say such idiotic words. It wouldn't be so obvious to fool people, right? But Li Dezhang's sure expression was really unbelievable.

"What's the solution?" Cheng Yaojing gritted his teeth and glared at Li Dezhao, as if you didn't answer correctly, don't blame his fists for being eyesless. Cheng Yaojing was completely angry. At least his fists were clenched so scary. Li Dezhao's attitude of not being afraid of being unworthy was exactly what Cheng Yaojing was unhappy. He would not close his eyes and seek death if he fooled others!

Li Dezhao coughed dryly, ignored Cheng's fairy's gaze, and said slowly: "Hmm~ It's very simple. You and your wife add up to give birth to three of them? Don't you know that it's so simple? General Cheng is willing to accept the loss. Please give me all your clothes in the future. If you have any opinions, please go back and ask me if you have any opinions, just do it!"

"What if the old hooligan is not convinced?" Cheng Yaojing was also angry. What is the answer? The arrogant and unreasonable Fairy Cheng opened her mouth and revealed her two gloomy rows of shiny front teeth, which was very meaningful to hurt people. Li Dezang was just teasing people, and it should be that guy Qin Shou!

"Hehe~~ I'm sorry, if you don't accept it, you'll be convinced. Brothers, scout the guys!" Li Dezhang jumped out of the dangerous circle with tactfulness, stood in front of thousands of elite soldiers, waved his hand with confidence, and when thousands of people were ready to take out their swords and show their power, the next moment, Cheng Yuexian was scared.

"No more fun, old hooligan, I won't play anymore, I'm sleepy, go and rest first!" Cheng Yaojing was the most timid in history. At this moment, Cheng Yaojing realized something. All of this was Qin Shou's trap. He used his weakness to help himself to mess with him in disguise. There were still as many as thousands of people in washing clothes, so he didn't even kill Cheng Yaojing!

Li Dezang, who had succeeded in the plot, smiled sinisterly. How could the Fairy Cheng enters the tiger's den be free? He looked at the Fairy Cheng's figure running away in a panic and said, "Hehe... I can't help you, where can I run? Brothers, let's set rules for General Cheng, and the island master will take over everything!"
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