Chapter 42: Impulsive Punishment
Not far from Penghu Island, ten Tang civilian merchant ships docked on one side. All the ten bows of ships were tied with cables on the ship to form a chain of ten ships. Of course, it was not a formation for war, but to prevent them from being blown away by the northwest wind and all the sails fell down and stored. The northwest wind is now so strong that I don’t know where they will blow overnight.
The soldiers of the Tang Dynasty on the ship were trembling with their bodies. Now they are eating, drinking, urinating and sleeping on the ship. The ones sleeping at the cabin are almost nine-rank military officers of the lieutenant Renyong level, soldiers, recruits and kids below the sergeant are all depressed and eating northwest wind outside the ship, biting hard steamed buns like crumbling teeth every day. To be honest, I don’t know how many days ago these steamed buns happened.
The guy who was anxious to pee directly into the sea. As if the anger was almost frozen today, the birds were drawn out, and the evil fairy Cheng actually destroyed a group of soldiers of the Tang Dynasty for his own selfish desires. It was indeed a frustrating enough to starve and freeze in the cold winter!
There are no cotton clothes to keep warm, and there are no quilts to keep warm. Because Cheng Yaojing and Shuai Guoguo Li Jing have a quarrel, Hong Funnv, a cotton merchant, naturally will not provide any cold protection. At this time, Cheng Yaojing hid in a frustration on a civilian merchant ship, with a long snot on his nose, and a thin layer of frost formed in the cabin.
"Haqiu~Haqiu...Hahaha...Haqiu..." Cheng Yaojing sneezed repeatedly. To be honest, Cheng Yaojing himself didn't know if he was cold or what happened now. His head was dizzy in the past two days, and the most serious thing was that his nose was flowing again and again. How embarrassing would it be? Cheng Yaojing himself was also confused.
Cheng Yaojing was extremely frustrated at this time. Is it easy for him? Two tigress-like wives in the family forced him into the sea. Qianli Zhaozhao came to Qin Shou to ask for an explanation. Now the female pirate blocked the road and wanted to break through? Well, first ask if the female pirate named Aunt Pan is happy. Cheng Yaojing, who is not a human, has the urge to collapse madly at this time.
The female pirates who blocked the road, Cheng Yaojing, thought it was the first time that it must have been arranged by Qin Shou on purpose. Cheng Yaojing had thought of forcing her to break through, but he was also afraid! Qin Crossbow, this is one of the weapons that Cheng Yaojing fears the most. It directly made Cheng Yaojing retreat with a range of 800 steps. He was not a reckless person to joke with his subordinates.
This Qin crossbow's long-range shooting with a fast arrow replacement speed is a deadly weapon. Cheng Yaojin once sent a ship of people to inquire about the news, but the one hedgehog-like arrows that were exchanged for, and even dozens of Tang soldiers were injured, although it was not fatal or anything. But that was also a very obvious warning.
"Grandma, a bear! I'm not a cold old hooligan, right?" Cheng Yaojing covered his forehead with a thick palm, and tried to see that the temperature on his forehead was a little high. At this time, Cheng Yaojing felt unprecedentedly weak. To be precise, his hands and feet were weak, and he was a little confused when he saw everything. This felt really fatal!
People who practice martial arts usually rarely get sick and have strong resistance! This is a very troublesome thing if they get sick. In mild cases, it takes one week, and in severe cases, it is normal to have ten days and half a month. It is more serious than the wind and cold of ordinary people. This is an indisputable fact. Cheng Yaojing doesn’t know if he has a wind and cold.
Picking up a hard and cold white steamed bun like a stone, Cheng Yaojing swallowed his frosted throat. Damn, a rogue prince. How could he be so desolate? Every day, the white steamed bun like a stone fades out of the smell of birds. Once upon a time, how glorious and chic was the days of rotten fish, meat and wine?
"General, General, it's not good, we...we..." When Cheng Yaojing was struggling with how to chew the white steamed buns, Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao outside ran in hurriedly. Cheng Yaojing raised his head and saw the wind and snow marks on their faces, and suddenly felt confused. Didn't they find a way to fish? Why did they run back?
"What's the point of being so panicked? What's the matter? Let's talk slowly!" Cheng Yaojing smashed the hard and cold white steamed buns in his hand, and endured the frosted throat in front of Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao, and swallowed the deadly white steamed buns. He couldn't be so mean in front of his hands, right? I wondered what kind of bitterness I had never eaten in the chaotic times? I just endured the white steamed buns!
Under the glaring eyes of the fairy Cheng, Qiu Wanren nodded with a sad expression and said in response: "Yes, yes, general, that's right. We finally caught a basket of fish. When we came back, a whistling wind suddenly sounded. At first we thought it was a blizzard coming, but we didn't expect..."
Fairy Cheng widened his eyes and rudely spit out the white steamed buns and drank Qiu Wanren's words: "Bao...Bao... What kind of mess? What kind of blizzards aren't snowstorms? I don't want to hear these messy words. Since you two have caught fish, what about those fish? Take them up quickly. I'm going to see the smell of birds in my mouth. Come quickly!"
Dong Hao said with a look of fear under the angry shout of Cheng's fairy grinning teeth and a look of fear: "Yes, it's such a general. We are about to bring the fish back to honor the general. How can you know? How can you know that those female pirates are really bullying people too much? They actually threatened us with that broken arrow and beat our fish..."
When Cheng Yaojing heard Dong Hao's words, he shouted furiously: "What? What are the stinky women robbed again? You, you are so angry that old hooligans, I am all cowards, stinky women, I'm not going to talk to you today, notify all the soldiers to gather to attack Penghu Island!"
At the beginning, he was robbing others of the whole city, but now he didn't expect that it was a woman's turn to rob him back. Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao finally got fish, but he didn't expect that they would rob him back. This made it difficult for the Fairy Cheng to swallow his anger. He was very frustrated. What are these and what?
"General, really attack Penghu Island? The other party is..." After hearing the words of the Fairy Cheng, Qiu Wanren was startled with a thud. To be honest, Qiu Wanren was really afraid of the Qin crossbow of the female pirates. That was a deadly crossbow. The speed of firing and extremely long distance alone were enough to make people feel afraid and scared.
Cheng Yaojing gritted his teeth and said, "Nonsense, when will the general say not count? Just ask you to assemble the team and go immediately. What do you want to do? Go quickly, and if you slow down, I will settle the score with you two. I want to seek justice! These stinky wives are so bullying! Why are you doing so in a daze? Why don't you go quickly?"
"Ah? Oh, okay!" Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao nodded repeatedly in response to the angry voice of Cheng Yaoxian. To be honest, Cheng Yaoxian was really scary when he was furious. The man-eating eyes only scared Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao and jumped out with a heartbroken sound. What a mighty fairy-like lion roar!
Cheng Yaojing was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He clenched his hands into fists and said angrily: "Damn it, it's so hateful. These stinky wives, I don't show my power, I really think that an old hooligan is a sick cat? Or what's wrong? I have to ask them to take a good look this time! I'm not a paper old hooligan... Hum? Why are you a little dizzy?"
When Cheng Yaojing stood up, he suddenly felt a dazzling dizzy. I don’t know if it was caused by wind and cold or hunger. There was something between them, right? Cheng Yaojing is now just hungry and dizzy. The hard-to-swallow white steamed bun Cheng Yaojing couldn’t eat it at all. The most fatal thing is that the water source is now starting to lack.
In the coral cave in Penghu Island, Aunt Pan was holding a hot barbecue and freshly baked wild boar. With mustard-like seasonings, it tasted different. Aunt Pan and a group of major female soldiers ate and drank. There were steaming fish pots boiled in the coral cave. All of these fish were robbed from Qiu Wanren and the others.
Aunt Pan is very satisfied with her current life. Compared to her mediocre chicken farming life, she cares more about the days of leading troops to fight now. She doesn’t have to worry about anything else if she eats and drinks. There is even a warm quilt at night. In just one sentence, this day is simply a difference, and other female soldiers have similar ideas.
"Luo Qianfeng, have those Tang army retreated yet?" Aunt Pan wiped the oily traces of his mouth with one hand, and asked the female general who was about the same age as him. Aunt Luo was an aunt who was over 40 and almost fifty. Anyway, the entire female army is now composed of the aunt level, and she has no place to vent her strength.
After Aunt Pan asked, Aunt Luo put down the barbecue in his hand and reported, "General, that seems not to be there for the time being. General Mo felt very surprised. When did the Duke and General of the Tang Dynasty have such perseverance? He could have lived for a few days with white steamed buns! When Mo Jiang led people to rob, that..."
Before Aunt Luo could finish her words, she immediately heard the sound of rapid footsteps outside interrupting Aunt Luo's words. A female soldier ran in quickly, knelt on one knee and clasped her fists and said, "Report! General. The Tang Dynasty fleet began to sail towards our island. General, what should we do? Should we attack or wait and see what happens?"
When Aunt Pan heard the female soldier's words, she stood up and said strangely: "Oh? This rogue prince is really full of perseverance. No wonder the island master strongly ordered me to intercept him. Humph, if it weren't for the sake of the island master, I slapped this rogue prince into the sea with a slap!"
"General, these Tang army are not aware of it, why don't you lead the troops to send them away?" Aunt Luo heard that Cheng Yaojing brought the troops to join in the fun, and frowned and invited the order to attack, and went to deal with Cheng Yaojing. Aunt Luo is also angry about Cheng Yaojing who is ungrateful. She just snatched some fish, and is it as for the big fight?
After hearing Aunt Luo's words, Aunt Pan shook her head and waved her hand and said, "Well, there is no need to be such a trouble. The time is almost done. The island master once ordered him to be the first to not hurt these Tang soldiers. Since the rogue general is ungrateful, I will go out to meet him in person and send him away from here! Gather the army and attack immediately!"
On the beach of Penghu Island, Fairy Cheng raised his sleeves and posed as a big golden sword at the bow of the ship. He stroked his beard with one hand, which was quite as powerful as a gangster and a man who could not open his door. Unfortunately, his gurgling belly seriously ruined his dignity. Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao behind him had a black expression on their faces.
To be honest, Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao did not have any expectations for Cheng Yaojing's impulse attack. The most basic thing is to not be beaten to death. The other party has a fatal Qin Crossbow. Fortunately, these pirates do not have the ruthless intention to kill people, otherwise they would have been wiped out.
Cheng Yaojing also knew that the female pirates showed mercy, but Cheng Yaojing was unwilling to admit this fact. If he admitted that he was old, where would he put his old face? A gangster general who was powerful in the Tang Dynasty actually asked a female pirate-like figure to show mercy? What kind of morality is this? I can't afford to lose my old face!
Cheng Yaojing was extremely depressed at this time. He didn't know where Qin Shou found such a powerful ruthless character. As for how Cheng Yaojing knew that it was Qin Shou's fault, it was very simple. By the way these female pirates had no cruel heart and showed mercy everywhere, they could guess it. Are pirates now really that kind? Who are they fooling?
As soon as Aunt Pan and the others came out, Fairy Cheng immediately raised her sleeves and cursed: "Stinky woman, I'm angry, old hooligan, what is the so-called intention of robbing the old hooligan's subordinates? You don't have to be so cruel to kill them all, right? I just want to ask you one thing, are you still human?"
Aunt Pan sneered, looked at Cheng Yaojing with a sneer and said, "Just. Don't you think you have a problem with this sentence? Ask a pirate if he has a conscience? Is your mind watered? Or is there something wrong here? Should I send you to the sea for free in person to sober up?"
When Cheng Yaojing heard Aunt Pan's words, she was like a tiger with her tail trampled on. She roared like thunder: "What? Stinky woman, arrogant, she is really arrogant enough. Don't think that old hooligan is afraid of you, and I'm not that easy to mess with if I'm too impatient to force me! I want to fight, right? Come on, fight, and who is afraid of whom will not succeed?"
After hearing the words of Cheng Yaojing, Aunt Pan raised her thumb and praised Cheng Yaojing and said, "Very good, I like it. Hehe... I'm just waiting for you to say this. This time I won't throw you into the sea to cool down, it's cool. I'm really sorry. Come and play a martial arts competition bridge!"
As Aunt Pan opened her words, the wooden boards that the female soldiers had prepared for a long time were thrown out, and amid a clamor. More than a dozen door panels as big as door panels floated on the sea. Aunt Pan raised her sleeves and jumped down first. Aunt Pan hooked her fingers at Cheng Yaoxian, and put her hands on her hips in a meaningful way.
"Ahhhhh! Stinky girl, don't be too arrogant. I will meet you in the old hooligan!" Cheng Yaojing couldn't stand the most stimulation, especially a woman who was provoking him. She could kill and not be humiliated. Cheng Yaojing, with a bear-like figure, jumped into the wooden board on the sea. When she first stepped on it, Cheng Yaojing stood unsteadily and shook left and right.
When Aunt Pan saw the declining appearance of the Fairy Cheng, she laughed freely. She stepped on the wooden board very vigorously and said with a sneer: "Wow... Look at you, you can't stand firmly, and you still compete with me? Tell you, you are dead today! You have a share in the water! Look at the move! The waves are surging!"
"Come on, General Cheng, we are optimistic about you and defeat Boba..." The Tang soldiers on Cheng Fairy's ship shouted, and some even shouted lewd words. Of course, the ones who spoke were undoubtedly Qiu Wanren and Dong Hao. Who said Aunt Pan was so bad that even if his subordinates robbed them?
Aunt Pan's move was a turbulent wave of fairy Cheng, a very fatal move! Fairy Cheng clenched her hands tightly into fists when Aunt Pan ran without trace on the water. She was angry. She really thought that the old hooligan would not dare to hit women? And she was a woman with big breasts and brains and powerful force!
"Catch the ears, pick the nose, and elm hair..." Cheng Yaojing made a move to change the three rogue styles. Of course, this three rogue styles are adapted by Cheng Yaojing's own three-pronged axe move. Without weapons, both hands are also weapons. Ping Ping Bang Bang... Cheng Yaojing immediately was attacked by Aunt Pan's elastic chest, to be precise, hard and tense chests.
"Insidious, despicable, hooligan..." Aunt Pan mistakenly avoided Cheng Yaoxian's gangster's gangster's fighting style under the three-style attack of Cheng Yaoxian. If Cheng Yaoxian succeeds, Aunt Pan may not have the awareness of capsizing the gutter. Hair, nose, and ears are the most vulnerable places for human beings. If Cheng Yaoxian is controlled, Aunt Pan will be a little difficult to resist.
‘Good opportunity!’ Cheng Yaojing didn’t feel ashamed of her three rogue styles. Didn’t he hear the little bastards on the boat shouting loudly? He almost shouted out the shameless shout of the general pushing down Aunt Pan. After Cheng Yaojing took the opportunity to find Aunt Pan’s empty door, he waved his hands with a super rogue dragon to attack the sea with his fist.
Cheng Yaojing hit Aunt Pan in the chest with a punch, and it was a very loud and crisp sound! It hurts, and it was a fatal pain. Cheng Yaojing's originally pale face quickly turned red, and his hands immediately felt a fatal pain. Cheng Yaojing's face turned red and howled like a drunk shrimp: "Hell~ Ao! Stinky woman, what is hiding in your chest?"
Aunt Pan looked at the red pig liver expression of the Fairy Cheng with a sneering smile, and patted her chest with one hand and said proudly: "How is it? Does it hurt very much? Hehe~ My mother's magic weapon to protect the wolf, specializes in dealing with incompetent hooligans, dead hooligans, and stinky hooligans. I will let you see what impulse punishment is. Get out of here!"
The cold weather hit Tiei Xiang, it was not enough to hurt. At this time, the fairy Cheng felt that his fists were broken. Before he could react, Aunt Pan was impulsive in front of the fairy Cheng. When the fairy Cheng was about to be parried, Aunt Pan hit Cheng's chin with a hook punch, and directly jumped Cheng's fairy into the sea.
Quiet~ The Tang Dynasty soldiers were silent, and it ended like this? Aunt Pan raised her sleeves and arrogantly said: "This place is twenty miles away, all of my territory. You know what you know, get out immediately. If you don't find out at noon, I will kill or bury, and withdraw!"
Chapter completed!