Chapter 24 The Great War
"General Xue is mighty and mighty..." Xue Rengui's soldiers shouted in unison and cheered up, and together with other local residents, shouting loudly as if they were joining in the fun. Such a wonderful and barbaric battle is really rare, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the beast's blood is boiling. Each person and one cow fight so hard that it immediately attracted the audience to watch.
Xue Rengui's face was bulging with blue veins at this time. To be precise, he used all his strength to slid five or six meters away under the brutal impact of Shen Niuhuahua. Until he almost reached the edge of the fence, Xue Rengui shouted loudly, and his feet suddenly stood firmly with force. At the same time, he blocked the impact of Shen Niuhuahua's aging with fear.
What a great effort! The first question that Xue Rengui thought of was that the strength of this magical bull flower was indeed not covered, and he really deserved the word "shen cow". Although Xue Rengui did not have the strength to lift the brute force of the mountains and rivers, he was confident that his strength was not inferior to that of ordinary people. A few hundred kilograms of items were a trivial matter to him.
Unexpectedly, the God of Ghost Flower hit the limit of its ability to bear, and it was almost eliminated in one move. Xue Rengui knew the God of Ghost Flower. It challenged only a limited number of times a year, and it was full of spirituality and would not accept the second challenge of the loser. According to its subconscious idea, the victory or defeat of a hero is common in military affairs. If you fail, come next year!
Xue Rengui, who had only one chance, seized the opportunity and had no idea of admitting defeat. He shouted loudly and put his hands on the horns on the cow and was about to exert force. With a swish, Xue Rengui was thrown out with a cold look. The god of ox head shook with a move, and mooed proudly, and threw Xue Rengui out directly.
Xue Rengui was in a panic in the air. When he was about to fall to the ground, he supported the ground with one hand and was about to turn over with one hand. I don’t know who exclaimed and was careful, and Xue Rengui also felt a crisis everywhere. A sharp sound of breaking through the air came directly. When Xue Rengui reacted, he was hit by a bullwhip on his condyle.
With a bang, Xue Rengui, who was too cold to prevent, flew out in pain when he waved the bull whip. I have to say that the move of the gods of Niuhuahua was really cruel. The bull whip shocked many people, especially Qin Shou, Li Ke and Zhuge You, who were even more exaggerated. He didn't know when the chicken feather fan in his hand fell to the ground.
"Well? Why are these chicken feathers so familiar? Isn't this the chicken feathers at Aunt Pan's house raised at the back of the government office? Aunt Pan, come and see if this is the chicken feathers!" Tong Xue picked up the chicken feather fan that fell from Zhuge You's hand with one hand and greeted a black and fat aunt not far away with the other.
"Well... that, Brother Qin, the mountain man suddenly remembered that there was something else he hadn't dealt with, so he said goodbye first!" Zhuge You found Aunt Pan's yin and yang disordered face. Without waiting for Qin Shou and the others to react, he immediately said goodbye and left. As for the chicken feather fan, let's forget it. Life is important. Who knows whether Aunt Pan, who has yin and yang disordered, will chase him or her?
When Aunt Pan came over, Qin Shou felt chills. Whoever married her was like a nightmare by her pillow. The Tang Dynasty version of Ruhua is the real version! Of course, it is a fat type. Not to mention the nose hair running out, the thick lips, chin and beard-like orangutan hair, which is like a tough person who has not evolved successfully.
"It's a god, it turns out that you have stolen all the chicken feathers from my house. Don't run!" Aunt Pan took Tong Xue, who was a good child, and then chased Zhuge You with a loud voice all day long. The way he ran was really like the earth was shaking, and the thighs as thick as radish were not inferior to the way he ran.
When Qin Shou saw Aunt Pan running fiercely, he swallowed his saliva with difficulty and muttered, "Ami, you tofu. There are such a top-notch people in the world. They are really the rarest beauty in the world. I hope Zhuge You will not be caught and apologized, otherwise he would have ruined his good body in vain!"
Li Ke also had a dark expression on his face. I have to say that Aunt Pan's appearance has surpassed the limits of human beings. To be precise, it has surpassed the normal aesthetic view. I don't know which hero is still healthy to feed the tiger with his body? I believe that those who marry Aunt Pan are either very capable or blind.
Even Zixuan and Park Xiuzhen, who are women, have a look of fear, and Aunt Pan's gender needs to be verified! Such a woman with a thick beard caused by such a surplus of hormones is really an alternative in the world. If it weren't for the weapon with a bigger chest than Cuju, it would be difficult to identify her identity. Only Tong Xue would not think about these problems.
Li Zhen shook his head and sighed, "Oh~ Brother Qin, don't say that. In fact, Aunt Pan is a poor person. She married Wang Xiaozi next to her at the age of 20. She was said to have crushed her husband to death on the wedding night. She is still widowed. In addition, she has a big appetite and has a lot of appetite for food a day, so she was kicked out by her in-laws..."
Qin Shou raised his middle finger and despised Li Zhen, and said angrily: "Oh, yes, brother Zhen, you are a good man, right? Look at how pitiful she is, why don't you marry her home? It's also a way to comfort you as a single life now. Look, you know that you have such an expression, just treat it as doing good deeds for yourself!"
When Qin Shou instigated Li Zhen, Li Ke nodded and said, "Yes, Brother Zhen! You are so old now. It's time to marry a daughter. Aunt Pan just now, I'm really looking forward to it. My youth is in full bloom and the moon is shy. Brother Zhen! If you don't mind, you can just eat it. Anyway, you can't see it clearly when you turn off the fire at night, right?"
Under the instigation of Qin Shou and Li Ke, Li Zhen said with a wry smile: "You guys, don't joke about Brother Zhen, Brother Zhen, Brother Zhen, what I said is not to complain to her, but just to tell Brother Qin, why didn't you form a female soldier team? A top-notch person like Aunt Pan, there are not hundreds or thousands on Liuqiu Island, and they are all suffering from the sarcasm of the villagers..."
Li Zhen directly mentioned the topic that Qin Shou was shocked. Even Xue Rengui's beast was in a state of excitement and fought with the god of ox flower. He was not in the mood to watch it. He lowered his head and looked thoughtful. It has to be said that Li Zhen's idea was a bit ahead of his head, and of course it was particularly suitable for the current embarrassment of empty troops. Continuing to conquer male soldiers would lead to an imbalance in the population ratio on the island.
The population of Liuqiu is not yet prosperous to nearly 300,000. It is already a good achievement to recruit 20,000 new recruits from more than 100,000 ordinary people. For the sake of the present, the only strategy to encourage more happiness for a lifetime is to be encouraged. If a large number of slaves are really caught, there is no enough manpower to suppress the situation.
Li Zhen's words reminded Qin Shou, who said that a man must be a soldier? A woman can be, especially a top talent like Aunt Pan. If she is placed on the battlefield, she will definitely be a master of the female dominance, and she can even play different effects. She is so ugly that she can dress up a little, which will definitely make the enemy defeat herself without attacking.
"Women joining the army?" Li Ke was stunned. This was a bit contrary to the limits of knowledge he knew. Li Zhen's strange ideas, and Li Ke's not understanding does not mean that Qin Shou did not understand. Such advanced ideas could be thought of. Qin Shou had to look at Li Zhen more, talent! Qin Shou was also a little regretful about how he forgot this matter?
Qin Shou nodded in praise, raised his thumbs up and praised Li Zhen and said, "Well, right, Brother Zhen, you really woke up the dreamer. Well, Brother Zhen, I will leave it to you to form a female soldier. Our Liu Qiudao slogan is that there is nothing that cannot be done, only things that cannot be imagined!"
"Ah? Leave it, leave it to me by Brother Zhen?" Li Zhen looked at Qin Shou in amazement. After confirming that Qin Shou was not nodding jokingly, Li Zhen felt an absurd illusion. He was just talking casually. He had no hope of passing or anything. He didn't expect Qin Shou to pass, and he threw his hands to him so completely!
Li Ke also looked at Qin Shou with a strange expression on his face. A copy king could not recognize you. Qin Shou could think of such a rebellious idea, which made Li Ke feel strange. He really wanted to know what Qin Shou had in his head? Why were he thinking about some unexpected and shocking thoughts.
Zixuan rolled her eyes directly. She had never expressed anything about Qin Shou's words and thoughts. Even if she had any ideas, Zixuan didn't bother to say that it had nothing to do with her. Even if Qin Shou formed an army of wild beasts, she wouldn't be surprised or anything. The old saying had nothing to do with her was too lazy to worry about herself.
Qin Shouli nodded for granted it and said, "It's hard to leave it to Brother Zhen, you're not going to leave it to Qin? Brother Zhen, didn't you discuss it at the beginning? Qin makes the decision on big things, and you can solve the small things yourself. Besides, Qin wants to develop the economy here. Without the corresponding economy, it's difficult to get rich. So what if he is not rich..."
Li Zhen listened to Qin Shou chattering with a dark face, holding his hands high and saying, "Okay, Brother Qin, stop talking. If you continue talking, I will almost become a sinner for the ages. Okay, I'm in trouble with this matter. I'm OK? Alas~ It's really unlucky!"
"Hahaha... this cow is so funny! It's so funny..." Tong Xue's cheerful drummer woke up the three of them. Qin Shou looked in the direction Tong Xue pointed, and he became speechless. Xue Rengui, who was in a mess, performed the eighteen poses of bull surrendering people. The epileptic divine cow was terrible, but Xue Rengui was unlucky.
The manniu Wangchuan held up Xue Rengui, and whipped his tail with a bullwhip, causing the sound of the thief. Xue Rengui almost shouted out in pain. The corner of his clothes flew over and was attacked by a bull-like attack. Anyway, he looked like a ball, and Shen Niuhua was just a teasing ball, especially standing in a humanized manner for two or three seconds, which shocked Qin Shou.
This bull is so evil! Not only Qin Shou thought so, but Li Ke also had similar thoughts. The bull's performance was completely beyond their imagination. Even Li Zhen also had a similar expression of surprise. This divine bull was so outrageous that Li Zhen was a little incredible. A series of combos and killing moves were simply invincible!
Qin Shou looked at Xue Rengui who was being tricked with a black look, and his face twitched unconsciously. After a long time, he sighed and said, "Okay, let me tell you a human word with my conscience. This magical bull flower has become more energetic. Brother Xue wants to conquer it, it may be even more difficult, pervert!"
Li Ke nodded and sighed, and said with a speechless expression as if he was asking the sky: "It's not just a pervert, it's simply super perverted. It's the first time I've seen such a divine cow. Compared to a sweat-blooded BMW, this divine cow is simply a priceless treasure. If Xue Rengui can conquer it, it might be a great help!"
"Bold! Do you dare to tease Xue? Let's see how Xue subdued you today!" Xue Rengui was so angry that he was teased by Shen Niuhuahua. After shouting loudly, he pushed himself up and turned over quickly. When he landed quickly, Xue Rengui made a move like a thousand-pound pendant, and sat upright on the back of the bull and clasped the pointed horns with both hands.
It hurts! As soon as Xue Rengui fell on the cow's back, he felt a pain in his crotch. It was indeed very painful. He sat down with such a thick skin and dry body. Xue Rengui couldn't help but feel pain. The soldiers around him cheered and Xue Rengui had no mood to listen, nor did he have time to think about those messy things. At this moment, what Xue Rengui thought was to impress the magical bull flower.
Moo~~ When Xue Rengui rode his back, the God of Ghost Flower made a majestic and inviolable sound of cows. He kicked the ground and danced the crazy cow dance, trying to throw Xue Rengui on his back. Shengui also had his own temper. It did not allow strangers and people who were not recognized by him to sit on their backs.
"Come on, General Xue! General Xue is mighty..." Xue Rengui's soldiers shouted in unison, cheering Xue Rengui. The mad cow-like magical bull flower was completely angry. The jumping height was more than one meter high, which was indeed a bit amazing. In addition, his wild talent was not bad at throwing people. Xue Rengui was almost thrown out several times.
When Li Zhen saw Xue Rengui sitting behind the cow, he stood up impatiently and shouted at Xue Rengui: "Brother Xue. Hold on! As long as you can hold on for a quarter of an hour, this divine cow will be completely convinced. Come on! Don't be thrown away, Brother Xue, you can, come on!"
"Come on! Brother Xue, hold on..." Even Qin Shou couldn't help but the blood of the beast became boiling. He shouted loudly at Xue Rengui on the Niulu. Tong Xue and Li Ke on the side couldn't help but stand up, applauding and cheering. Li Zhi shouted the most, almost even his throat was broken. After all, the blood of the beast was boiling is rare, right?
With Qin Shou's encouragement, Xue Rengui hesitated and tightened his stomach with his feet. It has to be said that this wild turtle is indeed very stubborn and wild towards Xue Rengui's temper. If he really conquered it, his invincible future will not be a dream, and what he lacks is a good mount.
Pa~ Shen Niuhuahua's bullwhip made Xue Rengui grin and hissed, and his whole body almost spit out a mouthful of blood. The whip was really fierce. It was heavy and loud. Xue Rengui felt that his back was numb at this time, and he was beaten by the bullwhip twice and several mouthfuls of blood. Shen Niuhuahua also made a deception!
"Damn it! This crazy cow is a scam?" Li Ke was stunned as if he was stunned. He watched the God of Gowboats whip Xue Rengui with a bullwhip. He saw that Xue Rengui was covered with bloody marks on his back under the whip of the God of Gowboats. Its unique ox tail is more than half a section longer than an ordinary cow, and can be directly hit to the cow's neck.
Li Zhen touched his chin with one hand, looked around him, lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and said, "Well... This is the first time I have heard of this. I believe those old people have similar expressions. Look at their stunned appearance, you will know, hey~ It's really a pain for Brother Xue! I guess this divine cow is almost convinced, and what he is doing now may be a test!"
As soon as Li Zhen finished his words, the old village chief Hang Zhiyue walked over and said, "What Lord Li said is true. The old man remembers that the divine cow is testing his master's will. The old man remembers that his ancestors said that a warrior once subdued a divine cow and was tested by no more than fifty-six whips. At that time..."
Well... Qin Shou, Li Zhen and Li Ke were speechless. The words of this old man Hang Zhiyue were really speechless. He was tested by fifty-six whips? Now he has already been hit by more than a dozen whips. Xue Rengui is shaking, showing signs of falling down at any time. Isn’t it too harsh? If he doesn’t die, he will be disabled halfway.
"Brother Qin, Brother Qin..." Qin Shou looked at the stalemate of the bull on the field with a little stalemate. Absent-minded Qin Shou ignored it at all. The absent-minded Qin Shou was worried about Xue Rengui now. If Xue Rengui had any accidents because of a divine cow, it would be really not worth it. At least Qin Shou would have to slaughter this cow. No matter what kind of divine cow you are, you can't make up for the stewed and fried stuffy ones.
"Go away, cool down, get upset!" After hearing the sound of gasping behind him, Qin Shou waved his hand impatiently, which made the person behind him wonder. What's going on? What's going on here? He can't understand it while he can't understand it thoroughly, so he can only stand aside and wait in a frustration.
Moo~~ Xue Rengui didn't know how many whips he was. When he was about to hold on, the gods and bulls suddenly made a humiliating sound. The scream was full of resentment. Even the wild buffalo in the gladiator was leaning on the ground, looking like he had no fighting spirit. The eye-catching person immediately jumped onto the back of the cow, no matter what it rode first.
With a thud, Xue Rengui breathed a sigh of relief when Shen Niuhuahua stopped struggling and shook herself down. The relaxed breath became soft and his eyes turned black and slid down to the ground. Such an accident really scared many people. When the old man woke up, he knew that Shen Niuhuahua had been conquered, and immediately shouted that the young man would help the hero or something.
"This conquered the divine cow?" Li Ke was a little confused and a little regretful. The excitement was often just a moment. He was a little regretful, but he hadn't enjoyed watching it yet. It would be better if he had been fighting for a longer time! It would be meaningless to end so quickly. It was still a long time. Finally, I finally found that a fun show was gone again.
When Qin Shou turned his head, he immediately found Xiao Jinshan standing with a frustrated side. He was stunned for a moment, and finally said blankly: "Hmm? Brother Xiao, when did you come back? Why didn't you say it earlier? How about it? Are those Japanese pirates arrested? Ishida and the others are fine?"
Xiao Jinshan shook his head speechlessly with a black look on his face, and finally sighed and bowed, saying, "Brother Qin! Well... well, everything is fine. All the Japanese pirates have been captured. The shipbuilders are safe and sound, but they were a little scared. Brother Qin, what do you think of those Japanese pirates?"
Chapter completed!