Chapter 6
The farce in Fanmian Village is getting more and more intense.
Poor mountains and bad waters are many unruly people.
In fact, after all, people are still dull... Fanfang Village is isolated from the world. The nearest Shunjiang River is 60 miles away, and you can walk back and forth in a day. Moreover, the mountain road is rugged, and some people are dragged by big insects on the road, or they fall on the cliff and have no bones left.
The people in Fanmian Village are simple but stupid.
Ten years ago, Master Li came to Fanmian Village and persuaded the villagers to invest in the construction of a private school. However, none of the people who went out to participate in the provincial examination in Sanmian Village for ten years have passed the scholar.
Most of them still return to Fanmian Village and continue facing the loess and back to the sky.
This is not because of the Master.
Education is like planting a tree, and it takes a hundred years to cultivate people. It is necessary to free the villagers of Fanmian from being stupid and have a long way to go.
This gave the grand widower the emperor a soil for his growth.
After a few days of sultry, a storm came. After the heavy rain, the Qingliu River flooded and the turbid river water swept across the trees that were broken in the middle and upper reaches.
Now the rice in the fields is green, and it is entering the slack season.
Most of the people in Shanmian Village are self-sufficient and do not have the pursuit of fame and fame in the prosperous world, so they are all kinds of leisure.
This is also the reason why Widow Wang was able to steal all the men in the village.
When I was full and warm, I thought about it. As soon as the night came, the villagers in the fan sided were doing nothing. So there were always idle men in front of the widows in the village. The half-old sissy who could not resist the temptation spread their legs.
Widow Wang is an exception.
This woman was born lewd. At the age of thirteen, she rolled the sheets with several pretty young men in the village. At the age of thirteen, she married Lao Wang's family and restrained her for several years. At the age of twenty-eight, Lao Wang went out to the market and fell off the cliff and had no bones left.
Widow Wang first stole the old man and angered the old woman to death.
But thirty years old, like a wolf and forty years old, how could the old man satisfy this widow who was wise and wise? So the men in the village fell one after another. When the old man Wang died, the old woman could not close her legs.
In front of Widow Wang’s door, there was a spectacular sight of queuing at night. It is said that the chickens and ducks left after rolling the sheets with her at her peak filled her backyard, which was breathtaking.
Everyone turned a blind eye to this.
In fact, the existence of Widow Wang has also adjusted a lot of conflicts. For example, Zhao Ergou used to abuse the yellow-faced woman at home every now and then. Since he got along with Widow Wang, he was in a guilty mood and became harmonious with his husband and wife.
Zhao Ergou's wife actually got close to Widow Wang.
Not all widows are like this.
Aunt Zhou was clean and had no hope for her over the years. She just waited for Xiaoxiao and Li Ruyu to grow up, and then made the couple get married with everyone.
There are all trivial matters during the slack season.
After the trivial matters, the people from Fanmian Village gathered under the shade of poplar trees to watch the flood, chatting about the family and family affairs. The idle men couldn't control the things in their lower bodies, and they teased and flirted with some widows.
On this day, Master Li went to Shunjiangji to buy wine, but the private school did not attend classes.
Li Ruyu was in the yard, thinking that if she would follow the hunter Zhao Ergou to fight a few pheasants today, she would also add some nutrition to Xiaoxiao. She was just the time to grow up.
Missing is like a net.
I think of Xiaoxiao, and the smile of her eyebrows and eyes as crescent moons. The light green beauty mole on the corner of my lips is flying, better than the bright spring breeze. In the words of the Master, the bright spring breeze is not ashamed to smile.
Xiaoxiao is the painting in his heart, which is drawn by gathering the great beauty of the world.
Li Ruyu couldn't help but be silly.
Suddenly, a small childish and crisp voice came from a distance: "Brother Yu, go and see. Sun Widowman called everyone to Yang Shuyin and said that he would enfeoff the world so that everyone could have an official position..."
Li Ruyu was stunned for a moment, and then felt a little uneasy.
Sun Jiefu wanted to pull everyone into the fire pit and he couldn't watch it.
Although the villagers speak rudely and harshly on weekdays, most of them are still good to them, and Li Ruyu is deeply grateful.
He pulled the little loli up and ran towards the entrance of the village.
The shade of poplar trees was crowded with people, and there were many in front of the private school, squatting or sitting, and almost all the more than 300 villagers in Fanmian Village were there.
Sun Widower wore a royal robe and enthusiastically encouraged people to join the group.
Widow Wang was sitting cross-legged on the chair wearing a "phoenix crown and robe". She didn't mind that this position could be seen deep in her thighs if someone was short... It was probably just intentional.
Therefore, many men squatted on the ground with their short bodies, and their eyes intentionally or unintentionally landed on the base of Widow Wang’s thighs.
Li Ruyu pulled the little loli into the crowd.
"I had a great dream a few days ago. I dreamed of the sky dragons and the sky, and the star kings were listed. The Jade Emperor was wearing the light of the sunset. He said that I was the true destiny of the Heavenly Dragon. I should always enjoy wealth and honor for the Supreme Emperor of Nine Five. But I think, Fanfang Village is my place of dragon prosperity, and there is a way that one person can achieve the Tao and the chickens and dogs ascend to heaven. Therefore, I decided to let all of you follow me and become the founding heroes of the Da'an Dynasty. Everyone was named kings and waiting for the descendants. The descendants inherited the wealth and honor forever!" Sun's widower flew with his mouth and was full of spirit.
He is a bit eloquent.
The response was very little. The Sanmian Villager who faced the loess and was facing the sky for the rest of his life was the biggest official that everyone had ever seen. It was completely unreasonable to be named a king or a marquis.
Sun Jiefu probably knew that he licked his lips and looked enthusiastic. "Widow Wang is already the queen of the Da'an Dynasty. Yesterday, Huang Toaogen was named Huang Wang of the Da'an Dynasty, and the second gangster was the general of the Da'an Dynasty. Now there are vacancies such as the Grand Marshal, the General of the Cavalry, the Censor, the Prime Minister and the Prince. Everyone is more enthusiastic."
Everyone looked at each other.
Hunter Zhao Ergou squeezed out of the crowd and asked loudly in a muffled voice: "Sun Widowman, what official can you give me?"
Sun Zhanhun was overjoyed, "You Zhao Ergou, Kong Wu is powerful, he is the strongest hunter in our village. He should be the general of the country. But if you come late, you should be the general of the cavalry. So everyone hurry up, the official who comes first, and the official who comes later is the official who is small."
He paused again, "Also, I will call you Your Majesty in the future!"
Zhao Ergou scratched his head, "What a great official is General Huoqi?"
Sun Widowman laughed, "It's bigger than the sky!"
"Hey, this one is worth it." Zhao Ergou's face was so giggling, "Then it's decided, no one will compete with me!"
Sun Widowman laughed, "I can't take it away, so I will write an imperial edict when I go back."
No one doubted when did the illiterate Bai Ding-san widower write back... Although Zhao Ergou took the lead, some people still didn't have much enthusiasm.
Sun Jiehuman's eyes rolled and raised his arms and shouted, "The world is rich and rich. The prince of the Daliang Dynasty is incompetent and cruel. It is the time when we rise up. As long as everyone is united with me today, wealth is just around the corner, so don't you know that the kings, princes, generals and ministers are at peace--"
Chapter completed!