Chapter 23: Lao Ding, late at night, in the lake, drinking water one by one(1/2)
We found that Lop Nur is one ear of the earth, and another ear was found in the South Pacific.
According to the proportion of human faces, the position of the earth's mouth turns out to be the creepy Bermuda Demon Delta!
Is this a coincidence?
I was completely shocked.
Zhou Zhidan and I have been talking about this horror phenomenon, and Bubu and Lao Ding are back.
I said goodbye and quit.
It was already past 11 o'clock in the middle of the night. The Three Kingdoms of Lu were still looking at the high place outside the camp. It could be seen that he was also very anxious.
I walked over and said to him, "I'll take your place."
Lu Sanguo said: "You ran for a day and rested early. I'm fine. There is no need to arrange for someone to watch tonight, I'll be on duty."
I said, "Let the guy be on duty."
Lu Sanguo said: "I climb mountains all year round and I have no health problems. I just waited for the horse, but."
I pointed in the direction facing the Three Kingdoms of Lu and said, "He walked over there?"
The Three Kingdoms of Lu said: "Yes."
I said, "Maybe, there is something wrong with his signal gun, so I'll turn on the headlights."
The Three Kingdoms of Lu said: "Okay!"
I climbed into my car, drove to the highest terrain nearby, and then turned on the low beam and high beam in the direction where the horse left.
It was dark 100 meters away.
I returned to the tent, and the juice, Meng Xiaoshuai, and Guo Mei were all there.
Liu Xueer said, "Uncle, let's play a game?"
I said, "What are you playing?"
Liu Xueer said: "Is anyone bringing poker or Three Kingdoms to kill?"
They all shook their heads.
Liu Xueer said, "I'll go and ask them."
After saying that, she ran out.
After a while, she brought ji Feng, Linghu Mountain, and Lao Ding.
Meng Xiaoshuai asked her: "Have you found it?"
Liu Xueer said: "No. But I thought of a game..."
She said as she greeted everyone to sit down. Then, she took out a stack of white paper and taught everyone to play her game-
Each of us sent 4 notes, wrote our name on the first note, wrote the time on the second note, wrote the place on the third note, and wrote the event on the fourth note.
Then, put the notes of the name written together and disrupt them; put the notes of the time written together and disrupt them; put the notes of the place written together and disrupt them; put the notes of the notes of the event written together and disrupt them.
Finally, everyone took out a note to write the name, a note to write the time, a note to write the place, and a note to write the event, and took turns to read it out.
I've played this game and often have funny results.
Lao Ding asked the rules of the game several times, and at least he understood it.
There is only one pen, and everyone takes turns to use it.
The result of the first round of the game is-
Zhou Dedong, in the early morning, practiced Tai Chi with Nur in Lop Nur.
In the middle of the night, I wrote love letters in the men's bathroom.
Meng Xiaoshuai, 1,000 years later, masturbated under the bed.
Monsoon, on the wedding day, is waiting for the old man of the emperor to favor him in the pigpen.
Linghu Mountain, tomorrow, sings KTV with Lao Ding in the heart of the enemy.
Lao Ding, when he was a child, urinated on the moon.
Guo Mei, on May 4, 2013, kissed Lao Ding in the cinema.
Everyone laughs at each other.
Guo Mei shouted: "I don't want to talk to him! Can you change me to someone else?"
Lao Ding was a little embarrassed: "Xiao Guo, don't worry, tomorrow is May 4th. Linghushan and I are singing KTV, and we can't separate ourselves."
Liu Jinger said: "Who do you want to change? Why don't you change Boss Zhou?"
Guo Mei glanced at me and said, "He is too old, I'm not an uncle's control!"
I smiled politely, but my heart was petty - why didn't you take it out and say it! Oh, you are not an uncle, you are an uncle...
Liu Jinger said, "Then let's change to Linghu Mountain!"
Guo Mei looked at Linghu Mountain and said, "Well, I like handsome guys!"
Linghu Shan suddenly smirked: "I don't agree."
Guo Mei kicked him: "You hate you!"
After 1 a.m., Ma Ran had not come back yet. I wanted to sleep, but the girls were having fun and didn't want to disappoint them, so they didn't say it.
Everyone finished writing the notes again and gave them to the juice to disrupt them. Then each of them smoked four pieces. Lao Ding suddenly said, "Wait a little, I'll go to the toilet."
Liu Xueer said, "Go and come back!"
Lao Ding ran out.
Liu Jinger said: "Monsoon, are you in love?"
Monsoon said: "No."
Liu Xueer said, "Let's go to the beauty page."
Guo Mei said: "What kind of beauty to choose?"
Liu Xueer said: "We are the four girls to choose, who is the most attractive man in this team? I don't know."
Guo Mei said: "Okay."
Liu Xueer asked Ji Feng and Meng Xiaoshuai: "Do you want to play?"
Meng Xiaoshuai said: "Let's have fun."
So Liu Juer sent each girl a piece of paper and said, "Everyone chooses one."
The four girls turned around and finished writing with a smile, and handed them to Liu Xueer's hands. Liu Xueer smiled while looking at it: "Zhou Zhidan, 2 votes. Lu Three Kingdoms, 1 vote. Linghu Mountain, 1 vote."
I was very angry: "Where is me?"
Liu Xueer said, "I'm sorry, I don't have you."
I said, "At least there is a consolation prize!"
Liu Jinger said: "Okay, okay, give the uncle a chance, let's invest again."
Then, they went to write again. After writing, they took all the juices and laughed: "Boss Zhou, 4 votes!"
I said with satisfaction: "I am very excited to receive this award today. I want to thank my parents, my family, my uncle, and my fourth aunt and grandfather..."
After playing for a while, Liu Xueer said, "Where is Lao Ding?"
More than ten minutes have passed, and he will not go back to bed anymore.
I stood up, picked up the flashlight and walked out of the tent. Lao Ding's tent was dark and there was no light on. I suddenly had a bad premonition and quickly ran to the lakeside, shining the flashlight towards the lake, and saw a person floating face down on the water.
I won't take people to swim.
I shouted loudly.
Several people who were playing the game ran over, and Linghu Mountain jumped in with a "punch". After a while, he brought the tall Lao Ding to the lake.
I pulled Lao Ding to the shore and used a flashlight to shoot him. His face was pale, and a few drops of black blood oozed out of his nostrils. He was already dead.
Everyone was stunned.
Why did he fall into the lake?
I took the flashlight and returned to the door of our tent to find his footprints. Lao Ding is 1.90 meters tall and his shoes are about 45 sizes, which is very conspicuous.
I followed these footprints and looked forward slowly.
The distance between the two footprints was very large, and it could be seen that he was running. He ran around the lake towards the toilet, and at the corner, he accidentally slid into the lake.
I looked carefully at the place where he fell into the water, and sure enough, I saw another flower carved from sand. I kicked it and it dispersed in an instant.
I went back to several other people and asked loudly, "Where are the notes you wrote?"
Liu Jinger said: "It's all in the tent..."
I ran into the tent, took out the notes, and asked them, "What have you written?"
To be continued...