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857. Tiaohu Lishan (1/5)

It was hot, and after Ao Muyang gave the trough to the tourists, he took Zhu Zhu to take a melon home to eat.

As soon as he found a big watermelon to pick it, he saw a group of children bent over and approaching, just like a Japanese man entering the village, silently.

"What are you doing?" He threw a piece of dirt and went over.

Ao Xiaojun, who was walking in front, shivered for a moment. When he saw Ao Muyang here, he immediately laughed: "Ha, Uncle Xiaoyang, are you here to steal watermelons too?"

Ao Muyang glared at him: "Who is going to steal watermelon?"

Ao Xiaojun looked at the watermelon that had just been picked in his arms, looked at his face again, and asked, "Uncle Xiaoyang, did you bring the money? How much does this watermelon cost?"

Ao Muyang blinked, he was so lucky!

"Ahem, this is the watermelon that Uncle Xiaoyang brought the planted. Can Uncle Xiaoyang picking the watermelon be considered stealing?" He said angrily.

Ao Xiaojun stood up and said, "Yes, it's not considered stealing when picking watermelons. This watermelon is bought by the village committee for money. The land is also the land in the village. The watermelons that grew up are collectively owned."

As he said that, he turned around and waved: "You don't have to hide anymore. We can pick watermelons openly. This is not stealing watermelons."

A group of children stood up, and could not see less than twenty of them, which scared Ao Muyang: "What are you doing? This is not stealing watermelons, this is coming to rob!"

Ao Xiaoniu said: "Uncle Xiaoyang, we are here to pick watermelons for the sake of the serious business and for the village."

"What are you doing?" Ao Muyang looked at him suspiciously.

"Go and poke the hornet's nest!" Ao Xiaomi rushed to say, "The existence of that hornet's nest is a safety hazard. If there are children from the city - uh, I mean, have you seen these children in the city? They were almost stung by hornets today, right?"

Faced with his inquiry, a group of teenagers in the city who were dressed in bright clothes and had white skin nodded: "Yes, yes." "That hornet is scary." "I almost got bitten to death."

When they heard what they said, Zhu Zhu, who was bored holding a watermelon, lit up his eyes and asked, "Is it the hornet nest in the forest behind the village? Are you going to poke it? You must take me with you and go with you."

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said, "What are you going? How dangerous? I will find a few adults to stab it one day."

When it was transplanted, the small honeycomb was only the size of a teapot, but now it is getting bigger and bigger, which is indeed a safety hazard.

The young men waved their hands quickly: "No need, no need, let's do it, we should make a contribution to the village."

Ao Muyang thought about it and said that poking a hornet's nest is not a big deal. He did this in his childhood and often did it for a while. Every day, their friends looked for a hornet's nest all over the mountains to poke it. But it was not just for fun, but the conditions were not good at that time. After poking a hornet's nest, they could go home to dip it in steamed buns to eat it.

However, this hornet's nest is a bit big and is more dangerous after all, so he decided to follow the formation.

Posing a hornet's nest requires complete tools. A helmet is OK, but a raincoat is a bit too small to see.

The fat boy said his idea, Ao Muyang smacked his lips and gave a thumbs up. This fat kid is really smart.

So they took six watermelons away and emptied all the watermelons in half first, so that the remaining melon peel could be placed on their heads.

The watermelon is good and is now ripe. The flesh inside is red and yarned with yarn. It should be sweet, moist, and has a texture.

Ao Muyang took the saliva and the melon water that the group of children ate, and their stomachs were rounded. So they couldn't eat it anymore, so they picked the flesh of the melon for the general, and the wolf brothers shared it.

Lang Eryi wanted to eat watermelon peel, and looked at the melon peel and put it up after being eaten. It wanted to chew it, but it was slapped, which made it very wronged.

The fat boy patted his bulging belly and burped with satisfaction: "It's great, stealing watermelons and poking hornet's nests, this is my childhood!"

Another young man in the city hesitated and said, "Well, I'm full and don't want to poke a hornet's nest anymore."

"Then you go back first." Ao Muyang said.

The boy thought about it and stayed there, and said ruthlessly: "It's okay, I'll urinate for two more later. I can eat some honey if I have an empty stomach."

There is a mud pond by the lake. A group of children have eaten and drunk enough and took off their clothes and ran to roll in the mud pond.

The old man guarding the melon shed was shocked when he saw it: "What are you doing? You are crazy about being heartbroken? Come up quickly."

The teenagers rolled in mud and rushed over, then stayed in the sun for half an hour. While the mud in the lake was still dry, they put on the watermelon peel and walked towards the back mountain together.

Ao Muyang sighed deeply that these children were really hardworking to make trouble.

A group of teenagers lined up on the mountain road, and tourists were shocked to come and thought that watermelon had become a spirit.

The teenagers are also very good at playing now. Some people took out their phones and took selfies and posted them on Moments. Some people opened a live broadcast room with their mobile phones, and shouted while walking: "Did you see these guys outfits? Purple outfits, all over the body! We will play Mafengwo, this big boss, don't worry, you must broadcast the whole process live! I promise you, the whole process is high-energy, you can find a soft cushion and kneel down and be ready to call 666. Is there any brother who can give you a plane? Okay, I'm walking!"

The hornet's nest hangs on the edge of the woods, and now it is attached to the fork of a willow tree. It is more than one meter long and more than half a meter wide, and it is stuck there like a big mud lump. At least one or two hundred hornets are wandering around. You can hear the buzzing sound of their wings waving from a distance, like countless fighter jets, with amazing effects.

Ao Muyang hesitated and said, "This thing is too big. When we were young, we were not as big as one quarter of its size. Your equipment is not very good."

Ao Xiaoniu handed the helmet to Zhu Zhu, then put on a melon skin himself, and said bravely: "It's okay, I'll take the lead!"

The fat boy volunteered: "Brother Niu, this is indeed dangerous. Why don't we do Sun Tzu's Art of War: Drag the Tiger away from the Mountain? I'll go to the opposite side to use a slingshot to capture the hornet's nest and you can take the opportunity to pick him!"

"You are such a clever little ghost." Ao Muyang praised.

The fat boy became a target like this, and they put two more raincoats on him, which was absolutely foolproof.

The raincoats used by fishermen are not those thin plastic cloths on the market, but are very thick and heavy, with mezzanine layers inside. Because the wind and waves on the sea are too light, the raincoat will be blown away by the sea breeze.

When two raincoats were put on, they couldn't even be stabbed with a knife, but this thing was sealing, and the fat boy sweated like rain in a short while after putting it on.

The fat boy swayed like a tumbler and went to the opposite side. He raised his slingshot and shot out the projectile.

Ao Muyang shouted: "Once there is a hornet going to sting you, throw the slingshot and stuff your hand into your pocket. Never expose your skin outside!"
Chapter completed!
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