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271. Scared to pee (both order +25)

There are lush golden flowers growing on the brick island. Ao Muyang brought some back. The juice of this thing is simply refined and has the effect of sweating.

In the afternoon, he bid farewell to Lu Zhizi, went to find the largest mackerel, and then dealt with it.

At night, Ao Muyang found out that Feng Mulong lived in the best hotel in the town in order to facilitate harassment of Lu Zhizi, not far from the village.

Ao Muyang asked Ao Fugui for help, and quietly entered the hotel with a long box. After careful work, they left the hotel again while the night was dark.

After sleeping until the sun was in the sky, a string of crackling sounds suddenly sounded outside the hotel, and someone was setting off firecrackers, so Feng Mulong was awakened.

"Mad, you should kill all the troublesome ones!" He muttered with his eyes closed, feeling his head drowsy and uncomfortable, as if he had drunk too much wine last night.

After moaning twice, he rubbed his temples and turned around on the soft bed, and then felt a little unhappy: This life is boring without a beautiful girl warming the bed. On his territory, he has beautiful women serving him every night.

Living in such a remote place is not only boring, but also a bit awkward.

Feng Mulong turned around and felt something touching his body. It was stiff and cold, making his back feel uncomfortable.

So he opened his eyes in a daze and looked at him impatiently. As a result, when he opened his eyes, he suddenly saw an eyeball staring at him!

The eyes were big and not covered by eyelids. The round eyes stared coldly. After a glance, a chill suddenly rose in his heart!

Round and unconscious eyes, slightly opened sharp mouth, sharp teeth as sharp as a cone, blue and smooth skin, and the whole body is filled with a fishy smell...

"Ahhhh!"

A shrill scream suddenly sounded!

The sound insulation of the hotel is very good. The bodyguards next door did not hear Feng Mulong's screams. The two of them were drinking and watching TV while drinking. The TV sounded very loudly, and they couldn't hear the screams.

On the pillow is a huge fish head, a fish head larger than a human head!

Feng Mulong was scared and saw such a thing as soon as he opened his eyes early in the morning. It was so surprising, so exciting, so satisfying!

His crotch was wet, and a smell of smell mixed into the fishy smell.

Screaming and lifting the quilt, Feng Mulong rolled out of the bed tremblingly, so he led the sheets and dragged the big fish head down.

Not only the fish head, but the fish head that fell from the bed was also connected to the fish body, but there was no fish meat, leaving a big white bone and a fish tail that was curved like scissors...

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Feng Mulong rolled and crawled towards the door, but the door was locked by him. He twisted two moves and didn't open it. In a panic, he kicked the door open a few times, rushed to the corridor and continued to shout: "Ahhhh!"

Ao Muyang, who was lying outside the window and secretly watching the situation in the house, was happy. While there was no one in the room, he opened the window and jumped in, picked up the fish head and threw it to Ao Fugui, who had just set off firecrackers downstairs, and then closed the window and left.

A bodyguard said dissatisfiedly, "It's a horse, what the hell is this? Someone just set off a cannon, and someone screamed again, and someone was fucking the chrysanthemums?"

Another bodyguard wondered: "Why do I sound like Mr. Feng..."

Before he could finish his words, the door was knocked and thumped.

The bodyguard opened the door, Feng Mulong rushed in, hugged him and cried loudly: "Damn there are ghosts! There are ghosts on my bed! There are ghosts in my room!"

His screams aroused the rest of the people on the same floor, and many people went out to complain in dissatisfaction.

The boss downstairs also heard the screams. He went upstairs and asked, "What's going on? What's going on?"

The two bodyguards went to the room and saw that the bed was in chaos, but nothing strange was found.

The boss saw that the bedding was pulled from the bed to the ground, and his face looked bad: "Customer, are you too impolite?"

Seeing the boss, Feng Mulong's anger burst out. He rushed out from the next door and pulled someone and shouted: "Did you draw it up! Margo Bi! What's going on in your hotel? What's going on!"

The boss was stunned: "What's going on?"

Feng Mulong pointed to the ground and shouted: "Look at there, that fish head, fish head..."

The fish head is gone, there is no fish head.

The bodyguards looked at their young master for no reason, and for a moment they didn't understand where he was crazy.

Feng Mulong was anxious and said, "No! This is not right! There was a fish head here just now, with a fish head connected to the fish bones! A particularly big fish head, so big!"

He gestured for a moment, and the boss sneered, "Are you mentally ill?"

Feng Mulong pushed him away and picked up the bed sheet and looked carefully. There was a little stain on it, but it could not be proved that it was left by the fish head.

But he had an idea. After sniffing the sheets, he shouted: "Here, there is a fishy smell on the sheets, which is left by the fish head!"

The boss rolled his eyes and said, "This is not the smell of fish, it is the smell of the sea. We are close to the seaside here, and people have seafood, let alone the sheets. They are sunbathed by the sea every day. How can the sheets be without seafood?"

People watching the fun gathered outside the door, and everyone pointed at it, which made Feng Mulong very angry.

He threw away the sheets and said, "Check out, leave, change to a hotel!"

I can't continue living here anymore. He can guarantee that he was not wrong just now. There was definitely a fish head at the head of the bed! Now he looks at this house, it looks gloomy like a haunted house!

After changing his clothes, he went to open the door of the Mercedes-Benz and wanted to sit in. As soon as he opened the door, a huge fish head appeared in the driver's seat, and two big, unsightly eyes stared at him coldly...

"Ahhhh!"

My pants just changed are wet again!

The sky is very bad, with dark clouds everywhere and snowflakes falling down.

Feng Mulong didn't bring much to change his laundry pants when he went on this trip. The weather was not good. The pants just now couldn't be dried. This time he urinated again and he didn't change his pants.

Ao Muyang and Ao Fugui left with a smile on a motorcycle. Ao Fugui said, "This guy doesn't lock the car door. Hey, it's snowing?!"

The Red Ocean belongs to the north and south boundary, with high temperatures all year round, and it is rare to get the next snow in a few years.

I don’t know if it was because of the scare or the snow, but the snow had been falling for the next two days, and Feng Mulong never came to trouble Lu Zhizi again.

The snow has not been heavy these two days, but the snowflakes have accumulated a layer of snow for two consecutive days. If a person steps on it, the snow will not reach its feet.

It was the first time that the general and the head of state saw the snow, which made the two naughty children very happy.

The snow was covered with snow, spreading on a thick layer on the ground. The general hung his head on the ground and pushed forward like a dirt shovel. He kept gnawing on the cold snowflakes on the ground, eating snow all over his head, and was very happy.

Ao Muyang swept the snow, and Lu Zhizi came to find him.

In this way, he asked, "Teacher Lu, has that fool harass you?"

Lu Zhizi said, "I came here just to ask you what methods you used to deal with him. It's really strange that I haven't seen him these two days."

Ao Muyang smiled mysteriously: "I have a very superb method. By the way, now the snow has stopped. Let's take you to have something interesting?"
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