1187. Unconventional games (3)
Ao Mudong's face blushed, and he walked with great vigor.
Ao Muyang looked around and then disappointed: "Brother Dong, didn't you take your wife?"
Ao Mudong said: "She was flipping fish and croaking with my parents at home, and went back to my house to drink. I'll introduce it to you. You have to help me figure it out. I'm going to get married this year."
Ao Fugui sniffed and said, "Made, it won't be earlier than me, right? By the way, Brother Dong, you have a wife and take it easy. Look at your legs trembling a little. Can you do it today?"
Ao Mudong glared at him and said, "You should take good care of yourself first. Damn it, when will the child go to the field?"
Speaking of this, Ao Fugui suddenly became excited. He laughed and said, "Oh, we went to the hospital for a check-up. Haha, fake pregnancy, actually, I was not pregnant, but I was scared to death."
Ao Daguo took a breath of cigarette and said, "Fugui, listen to my uncle's advice, you can have children as soon as possible, otherwise you will be scared to death in the future."
Seeing that Ao Fugui didn't understand, Ao Daguo further pointed out: "When I was young, I met a brother who was running a boat. He was very smart and career-oriented. He bought a boat for dozens of men. At that time, he had been working hard to buy a boat, so he didn't have a baby. One day, he also found that his wife always vomited and thought she was pregnant. He was so scared that he couldn't do it. After the examination, he found nothing. Moreover, for many years, every time he checked, he would have nothing to do. Until today, they had no children."
"Hey, what's the matter?" Ao Fugui looked disdainful. "I thought his wife always vomited and went for a checkup, and found that she had throat cancer or gastric cancer!"
"Bah, you guys show off now."
Ao Mudong said: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, let's discuss how to cooperate to win."
Ao Muyang smiled and said, "Yes, stop arguing, learn something from Brother Dong. I think that after Brother Dong has a woman, he has become much more steady and mature."
Ao Mudong smiled blushingly, and waved his hand modestly while smiling.
Ao Muyang asked: "Brother Dong, you asked this question. Do you have any ideas? How should we cooperate?"
Ao Mudong said, "Dragon Head, you don't know. You have been out for five days, and it's a bit long. I came back two days ago. Then I learned about the dragon boat race. I went to various villages for a while and found that they have cooperated with the training of qi."
Ao Muyang was very unhappy about this. This kind of competition usually issued notices two or three months in advance. However, the town launched a surprise attack and suddenly informed the villages to go out of teams to participate in the competition, which caught him off guard.
Ao Mudong said: "So it is not easy for us to win. We should take the wrong approach and surprise us!"
Ao Fugui and Ao Daguo looked at each other and said, "Dongzi's words are interesting, continue."
Ao Mudong said: "We will definitely not be able to understand each other temporarily, so why don't we do this and give them diarrhea medicine. How to cooperate? Uncle Daguo and I went to hand over cigarettes to attract their attention. Fugui, you prepare to apply laxatives, seize the time to add them to the drinks, and pay attention to your eyes and hands. There is also a leader, and your task is to protect us. Once this matter is revealed, you can sell face and prevent us from being beaten."
Ao Daguo:(⊙_⊙)?
Ao Fugui:(⊙_⊙)!
Ao Muyang:(⊙_⊙)
The leadership team of the town government came over and Lu Zhichao waved to Ao Muyang and said hello.
Ao Muyang no longer paid attention to the three goods around him and walked quickly towards Lu Zhichao to chat.
Ao Mudong asked anxiously behind, "Longtou, how can we cooperate later?"
"Work with a hammer."
"How can you win?"
"Kowtow to God and bless him."
After meeting Lu Zhichao, Ao Muyang complained: "Secretary Lu, the news of this competition is too late. Why are they sent temporary notices?"
Lu Zhichao explained: "It's because our town leadership team came up with such a thing. You should also receive a notice that we will hold a dragon boat race during the Dragon Boat Festival? This time we will do a drill for the Dragon Boat Festival and accumulate some experience."
Yang Shuyong walked over with a smile and said, "Secretary Lu, today is the Lantern Festival. I will say hello to you first, and then I will ask you something. Will our town send anything to the village during the Lantern Festival?"
"Send it."
Yang Shuyong was happy: "What did you send?"
"Send a hammer." Ao Muyang smiled gloatingly, and he knew very clearly how stingy the town was.
Lu Zhichao waved his hand and said, "Don't you make a serious matter. Didn't you send several notices a few days ago?"
The joy of Yang Shuyong's face turned into nothing.
Taking advantage of the warm afternoon, the competition began. For a moment, firecrackers were sounding and gongs and drums were roaring. The town organized a fishing lantern team to wander around the lake. It didn't cost any money. They organized employees of various government departments to perform voluntarily.
The first thing that started was the competition held by tourists. This was to make a gimmick. The tourists would row a team and then the dragon boats would float around the lake in a mess. Some were leaping forward, some were spinning in place, and some were staggering and almost overturning.
Fortunately, the town prepared safety measures to deal with it. A light motorboat was shuttled through the lake. When he saw the dragon boats in danger, he went up to guide him.
After the tournament competition is over, it will be the main competition between the villages.
Ao Mudong was a little nervous. More than half of the people in Longtou Village came, and surrounded them and shouted to cheer them up, asking them to win the first place.
"We didn't cooperate, so it's not easy to get first place." Ao Mudong said guiltily, "Also, I'm very hungry. I haven't been so hungry for a long time. I don't have the strength to be so hungry."
"Did you not have lunch? Why are you still hungry now?" Ao Daguo said in surprise.
Ao Mudong said: "I don't know. The last time I was so hungry was an hour ago."
Ao Muyang punched him in the chest and said, "Okay, stop being naughty, hurry up and find a broken dragon boat and prepare for the race."
"The dragon boat with a broken point? The dragon head, this broken dragon boat has an impact on its performance."
"If you have an impact, just influence it. At least we won't be ridiculed even if we can't get first place. If you row a good boat and can't get first place, people will say 'It's a pity that a good boat is a good one'."
The dragon boat was dragged back, and people from each village put up the red flag with the village name written on it, and the group prepared to get on the boat.
Next to Longtou Village is Wangjia Village. Yang Shuyong found an old man and two young men. Before boarding the boat, they took off their clothes and shook them around with their strong stick meat.
Ao Mudong wiped his mouth and said, "Made, don't be ugly, these guys in Wangjia Village are good at practicing their muscles."
Chapter completed!