128 Survival Instinct Can't Keep Up With This Person (1/5)
This is definitely the most humiliating experience that Liu Ke has experienced in so many years of his performance.
The yellow-clad leader of the Royal Spy Bureau was placed in those second-tier cities, and I am afraid that the city lord himself would face him back! As a result, when he arrived at Lan Lan, he was covered in a headband because he looked ugly!
What's even more hateful is that Liu Ke has always been famous in Shadow City for his outstanding appearance! Although he was promoted to Yellow Clothes and met Director Zhang, his appearance was rapidly aging due to excessively frequent and violent emotional changes... But he was also a middle-aged man with a charming charm, so why did he fall to the point where he had to wear a headband to talk to others!?
Just because you, Lan Lan, are you unreasonable?
However, looking at the delicate and small face in front of him, Liu Ke had to admit it for a long time.
It’s her own truth to see this well!
I complain that I am unreasonable, but in the final analysis, I am not good-looking enough, but...
"Lan Lan... Lord." Liu Ke immediately cleared his position and said servilely, "I have a doubt. I don't know what kind of appearance you appreciate? I can have a dressing in advance before meeting next time."
Lan Lan said: "Of course I admire Bai Xiao's appearance, but if you dare to see me with his face, I will beat you to death."
Liu Ke could only give himself a slap in his heart. Sure enough, this flattery is a profound knowledge, and he is still far from it.
"Stop talking nonsense. You said there is a way to make Bai Xiao fall in love with me. How to do it?"
Lan Lan was willing to go straight to the point, and Liu Ke was also excited. Speaking of this topic, it was his professional field.
At the Royal Spy, he is one of the few successful people who find their wife by free love!
According to internal statistics from the Spy Bureau, 70% of the Spy have no marriage life. Among the remaining people, 80% rely on political marriages and blind dates, 10% rely on bullying men and dominating women, and 10% rely on unexpected pregnancy. There are only a few cases that cannot be included in the statistics category. They rely on free love to enter the grave of marriage...
Liu Ke is this very rare exception, and he is superior to his colleagues with this specialty. Every time a secret spy gathers in private, when others brag about how fiercely they fought with the Narcissus Hall, Liu Ke only sighed and said, "When my wife and I were in love..."
The whole audience would fall into death silence, while Liu Ke was the only one who was watching countless pairs of dead fish eyes.
Now, it’s his turn, a person who has experienced it, to teach the young Lan Lan some life experience!
"First of all, we must win over the people around Bai Xiao!" Liu Ke said, while spreading out an interpersonal relationship diagram with Bai Xiao as the center of the circle in front of him.
Close to Bai Xiao, there are Qingyue, Yuan Shi, Zhu Junshen, Lu Xun, Gao Yuan and others.
Liu Ke said while rolling his sleeves: "Each of us lives in countless social networks. Every word, action, and every move of the people around us will have a subtle influence on us. When you cannot directly change a person, you can try to transform his surroundings. If everyone around him likes you, he will naturally like you."
Lan Lan sneered.
Back then, her popularity was much higher than that of Qingyue, but she was abducted by that little fairy!
Liu Ke heard the sneer and felt his scalp numb, but then Lan Lan took the initiative to lean over, reached out to take the relationship diagram, and looked at it seriously.
When there is no way, even a bad idea is worth referring to. Moreover, Lan Lan is really curious about who are surrounded by Bai Xiao now.
Several tutors have met, but the classmates have not yet.
Lan Lan first saw Yuanye’s portrait, glanced at it and then curled her mouth: “Ashes the sucking bag.”
Seeing Sun Wen again, he snorted: "Passenger."
Seeing Gao Yuan again, the girl couldn't help but exert force on her hand, almost tearing off the entire relationship picture, then raised her head and said to Liu Ke: "Look for an opportunity to beat this fat man until he loses weight."
Liu Ke responded with sweat all over his head, praying in his heart that the girl would soon forget about it as soon as she said it.
Next, Lan Lan saw Zuo Qingsui.
The girl's two distracted eyes suddenly opened wide, and the smile on her face seemed to be the flowers that greeted the morning dew, blooming leisurely.
"So cute!! Can I raise it?? I want to raise it so much! How to raise it?!"
Liu Ke opened his mouth and decided not to participate in this kind of technical discussion on human breeding.
Fortunately, Lan Lan did not stick to Zuo Qingsui for too long, so she quickly looked away from her portrait and came to the face of a young man with a feminine appearance but toughness.
With just one glance, Lan Lan showed a slightly surprised expression.
"Who is this person?"
Now it was Liu Ke's turn to be surprised.
"You don't know...Lu Xun?"
Lan Lan asked back: "Should I know him?"
"There is a bet between him and Bai Xiao and Qingyue. Although it is basically invalid now, but..."
"Hey, the bet involves a third party?" Lan Lan was even more surprised.
"..." Liu Ke was stunned for a moment and found that Lan Lan really didn't know about this! He was also amazed in his heart.
This girl is so heartless! She is worthy of being a tribal strange man who is lost and confused on the battlefield in southern Xinjiang.
Of course, I didn't dare to show any changes on my face, but I just patiently completed all the bets of the three people and the summary of the previous situation.
Lan Lan was unhappy after hearing this: "Xiaobai's brain is flooded. I agree to such an outrageous bet? There must be a limit to the interest. Sure enough, Qingyue's toxins have eroded his brain!"
Liu Ke quickly said: "According to the analysis of our Spy Bureau, Bai Xiao's performance was indeed unreasonable enough at that time, but objectively speaking, it was normal. A teenager, facing the blow that the couple lost their amnesia and ended their love, was a luxury to ask him to maintain rationality forever..."
"Xiaobai has always been very rational." Lan Lan interrupted, "There are no irrational hunters on the snow mountain, only irrational corpses. He will have flaws only if he is polluted by Qingyue. If you dare to slander him, I will beat you to death."
Liu Ke had to nod his head servilely again and said, "I know I am wrong."
"However, since this person and Xiaobai are in a competitive relationship, why do you want to draw him on this picture?"
Liu Ke replied: "Because from the bottom of the day, Lu Xun and Bai Xiao have long since formed a competitive relationship. After the bet, Lu Xun took the initiative to express kindness to the other party. Now the two should be considered friends with good relationships."
"...Is Lu Xun's mind also in trouble? What kind of friends should he make with his rival? Work hard until the last moment, and take the chief and take away the Qing witch with a miraculous attitude!"
Lan Lan complained angrily, and reached out to shoot the Yushu dressing table under the cherry tree.
Liu Ke looked at the pair of slim hands that could be said to be the level of cracking stones, and felt that the cold sweat was getting more and more unstoppable. He explained carefully: "Lu Xun actually had a good impression of Bai Xiao from the beginning. The bet was actually under the pressure of his father Lu Bieli, and he had to pester it all over, so..."
"Wait? I have a good impression? How about you??"
Lan Lan suddenly approached Liu Ke, and his tall figure formed a swaying force of Mount Tai to press down on the top, which forced Liu Ke to raise his head and moaned in his cervical spine.
However, before Liu Ke could answer, Lan Lan turned around, picked up the relationship picture, and carefully looked at Lu Xun's portrait.
"I just said, why do I feel a little strange when I see him at first? This looks are male or male, but it is quite a bit feminine! It turns out that he is a homosexual!"
"Wait..." Liu Ke was shocked. The little ancestor's brain circuit was also turned too fast and bizarre!? Why did Lu Xun become a straight man?! Has the organization's research been decided?!
Lan Lan was not willing to wait. Holding the relationship picture, she developed a crazy association in a moment, and then walked happily in the room and danced. Her white feet fell on the ground, but were as light as willow catkins and water hookahs. There was neither sound nor vibration, and the dance swayed, which made Liu Ke stunned.
But the girl was dancing while saying words that made people's minds collapse.
"Hahaha, no wonder this guy ignored Qingyue and ran to express his kindness to Xiaobai. It turned out that he fell in love with Xiaobai! He had a good attitude. Xiaobai was targeted by such a person... Wait, isn't he my rival? But he doesn't think it can pose a threat at all, it's so fun!"
Lan Lan was overjoyed and laughed so hard that she leaned back and forth. After a while, she pinched the relationship diagram and held it in her hand and left.
"I'm going to watch homosexuality!"
Chapter completed!