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Chapter 3 Call You Haer Forget It

"Brother! Are you sure this guy will not eat bad food when he eats the pot meat?" What is the charge of feeding a fat man to death? Chen Yibin couldn't imagine that as long as someone discovers that he probably won't have to worry about buying a house for the rest of his life, right?

"Panda is from Shuzhong Province. Since it comes from Shuzhong, isn't it normal for you to like to eat refried pork?" The future pet store still looked light and looked down on Chen Xiaobin's rare and strange thing.

What you said makes sense, but I was speechless. Perhaps Pangda became excited when he heard the word "re-cooked pork" just now. Two cute dark circles stared at him, his eyes full of desire, and even the frequency of licking his pants increased. Chen Yibin felt that this guy seemed to be saliva more and more.

"Don't you really want to eat the refried pork?" Chen Yibin couldn't help asking. He didn't expect this guy to understand. Who knew that after hearing this, Pangda nodded repeatedly, almost scared him. Damn, can this guy understand people's words? He quickly told the situation to the future pet store.

"We all say that we are the Future Pet Shop, and the pets provided are extremely smart. If you can't understand the owner's meaning, what's the use of such a pet? The IQ of this panda is probably equivalent to the intelligence of a six or seven-year-old child, which is much smarter than Erha of your era." Future Pet Shop explained patiently.

It seems that being smarter than Erha is not worthy of praise? Chen Yibin remembered the stupid husky in his family back then. At this time, the panda became more and more restless and was climbing up along his thighs, as if he was about to climb onto the table to eat the snacks that Chen Yibin placed there.

These things are not safe. Chen Yibin hurriedly squatted down and hugged it. Instead of letting it eat spicy strips, it would be better to feed him the pot of meat as the store said, "Wait, I'll order takeout for you right away." Chen Yibin didn't dare to go out at all, so he had to order takeout. And when the takeout came to the door, he had to hide the item, and if someone found out, he would kneel down.

After saying that, Chen Yibin immediately ordered the takeaway software, chose the store with the fastest delivery time, and brought out the photos of the cooked pork for Pangda to show, "Do you think this is OK? Does it fit your taste? How many servings do you need for a meal?" Since the IQ of this product is equivalent to a child of six or seven years old, then this information should be understood?

"Um~ Um~" Pangda's voice was a bit like a human with a heavy sound of a ummy voice, as cute as its appearance. With the ummy voice, this guy nodded repeatedly, and his saliva was almost flowing to Chen Yibin's mobile phone.

OK, since I have chosen it, the next thing is to determine the quantity. It seems that the pandas have a lot of appetite. Chen Yibin watched a video of two giant pandas eating 150 kilograms of spring bamboo shoots a day on the news. If this guy eats the double-cooked pork, he will not be able to support this amount. He thought about it and raised three fingers, "Is three servings enough?"

"Yeah ~" Pangda shook his head repeatedly.

"Why would you like Wufen?" Chen Yibin opened his face directly.

"Yeah ~" Pangda continued to shake his head.

"Eight portions?" A portion of the cooked meat was 20 yuan, and eight portions were 160 yuan. Chen Yibin felt blood in his heart, but Pangda continued to shake his head and waited until it raised all its fingers. Pangda nodded reluctantly.

A meal costs 200 yuan. After the first batch of purchases, my savings are only 16,000 yuan. Based on the ten servings of refilled meat per meal a day, I can support this guy for at most for more than a month, and Chen Yibin is almost crying.

"Be good, sit down, I'll prepare food for you now." Chen Yibin endured his sadness and chose ten refilled pork to place an order to pay. The store's reaction was very fast, and a phone call came in less than a minute.

"Hey, you just ordered ten servings of refried pork? Did you make the wrong order?" Anyone would be surprised to see such a strange order? The store owner thought he had turned one serving into ten servings.

"That's right, I just want ten servings of refried pork." Chen Yibin also felt like a fool.

"Is this the way to order the dishes? Why don't you change to some other ones? The boiled meat, fried meat in our store, and spicy chicken are very good." The store owner persuaded him with a mouthful of Shuzhong dialect.

Seeing Pang Da shook his head repeatedly, Chen Yibin directly rejected the other party's kindness, "No need, we just like to eat this, send it here quickly."

Since the customer insisted on asking, what else can I say? The store owner hanged up the phone after muttering a few words. Pangda seemed to understand that he would soon fill his stomach, so he tilted his head to look at Chen Yibin, blinking his eyes, which was very cute.

"You look like a ha." Chen Yibin couldn't help but learn the Shuzhong accent of the hotel owner just now. In Shuzhong dialect, "Ha'er" means fool, but under normal circumstances, this is not an insulting title, but it has a bit of spoiling. Chen Yibin watched the TV series "Ha'er Commander" when he was a child and learned this word by the way.

"Well~~" Pangda savored the word blankly, as if he felt that the name "Ha'er" was particularly friendly.

Isn't it? You still like this word? Chen Yibin was stunned for a moment and said tentatively, "How about you call you 'Ha' in the future? Ha'a, come here." This guy's silly and fat look is quite similar to that of the "Teacher Ha'a".

"Yeah! Yeah!" Pangda seemed very satisfied with the name, moved his short legs and rolled and crawled to Chen Yibin, and hugged his thighs.

"Ha'er, go there and get the broom." Chen Yibin was so funny that he began to try to instruct it to do something.

"Huh?" Ha'er was stunned for a moment, then looked in the direction Chen Yibin pointed, then seemed to understand something, and shouted excitedly twice, slowly moved to the place where the broom was placed, and then... he bit the garbage shovel next to him, and sent it to Chen Yibin like offering treasures.

Chen Yibin slapped himself on the forehead. How could he have said that he was smarter than Erha? Is this the same as Erha?

Unexpectedly, Haer also learned from his appearance, raised his right hand and scratched his head, leaving Chen Yibin completely unaware of what to say.

"Ha'er, come and get out."

"Ha'er, come and have a walk."

"Ha'er..." I have to say that teasing Pangda. It's so cute to see it being cute. No wonder some people regard panda keepers as the happiest job in the world. If they weren't for fear of being caught by the police, Chen Yibin would have wanted to take photos and post them on WeChat Moments.

After playing with Pangda for more than twenty minutes, I heard my phone ringing, "Hello, your takeaway has arrived."
Chapter completed!
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