Chapter 77 "Sedek Bale"
After half an hour, the two young ladies seemed to be energetic!
If you don’t sleep, you won’t let Paohui sleep.
So, he made a trick!
"It's boring to play cards, let me tell you two jokes!"
"Okay, OK!"
Nini is very happy.
"…Forget it, I'm going back to sleep!"
Ya's face changed, and she seemed to be back to the day she was dominated by Paohui jokes!
"Let me talk about the first one first. There is someone who is too short, so he went to learn Latin dance!"
After the joke was told, he looked at the two girls with a little expectation, uh, no response...
No, as the owner of "From Baicao Garden to Sanwei Bookstore", when Xu Hui first saw this joke, he laughed out loud.
Maybe the woman doesn’t understand the meaning of this joke very much, so he changed direction: “You may not understand this, just like the sentence “A small step forward, a big step in civilization”. Let me say one more!”
Well, let's be cute!
"What does Pikachu look like when she walks? Pickup table, pickup table, pickup table, pickup table, pickup table, pickup table..."
"Let's go, go to bed!"
Nini put away the expectation on her face and turned around and left the room...
"Pikachu, no, don't you hear the key point of this joke?"
Fortunately, Yaya hasn't left yet, she understands me!
“…Suddenly I remember that tomorrow I have a business event and I have to go to bed early…”
After hesitating for two seconds, Yaya stood up from the sofa, ignored Paohui's sorrowful eyes, and walked out of the room, and helped close the door considerately...
"It makes no sense, I...Is my funny point very low?"
Paohui was a little confused.
The second joke, he laughed for half an hour!
Almost breathless...
Forget it, go to bed!
...
The film market in June has not changed much, and it is still the only one who has introduced films. "Avengers" successfully took over "Titanic 3d", and then "Man in Black 3" was released on May 25.
Will Smith was the world's number one box office player at that time!
Before the outbreak of the "Fast and Furious" series, when the Marvel Universe had not yet established its leadership position correctly, Will Smith was called Weihuang, and his main work had a cumulative global box office of US$8 billion!
To be fair, "Man in Black 3" can only be considered a passing level, with more than funny things, and the story is completely stuck in the last century, but as a series, it still completed its own task well. The box office in North America was 179 million US dollars, ranking 14th in North America in 2012, and the global revenue was nearly 600 million US dollars.
The mainland box office closed at 504 million...
Dominate the mainland market for more than 20 days!
To put it bluntly, the male lead I wanted at the beginning of the "Men in Black" series was David Heumong, and Rose in "Friends"...
"Super Battleship" was also released at the same time, which also won a box office of 300 million yuan!
Damn it, "Super Battleship" is a movie that promotes old American soldiers. The standard main theme: "The US People's Liberation Army continues to fight the alien strongman, and is fierce all the way to death!"
There is no plot at all, just like last year's "Battle of Los Angeles", a movie that purely displays special effects...
Most mainland audiences in 2012 were still in the stage of watching special effects...
Mainland movies are also released. I probably want to make a way out between "Man in Black 3", "The Magic Pirates", "Hugo", "Avengers", and "Snow White and Sunglasses"!
"Submarine Movement 2", "The Super Frog Warrior: The Powerful Instructor", "A Night After Drunk", "Love the Island", and "Run Out of the Sky" five domestic movies chose to be released on June 1st. The first two are domestic animations. I originally thought that choosing to release on June 1st might lead to a group of children's audiences. Unfortunately, things went against my wishes. "The Magic Pirates" and "Snow White and the Magic Mirror" are also animations...
As for the last three movies, there is probably no way to do it, so I just need to be released...
"One Night After Drunk" is known as the Chinese version of "Hangover". Unfortunately, I dare not play the restricted level. The story is very bad. As a bad movie, it has no highlights;
"Love the Island" is very disappointing. Chen Chong, Ren Dahua, Wu Zhenyu, Zhang Zhen, and Song Jia, a group of good actors have brought the audience a two-tongued non-mainstream movie. By the way, the director of "Love the Island" and the screenwriter is Gan Guoliang, known as the number one TVB screenwriter in the 1980s. Alas...
As for "Run Out of the Sky", it is a children's charity movie. From this perspective, such movies should be screened more often in the cinema...
There is a movie that I have to mention, "Segekbarel"...
Wei Desheng is of course a very good director. "Seedekbale" has been brought to the big screen after ten years, with the success of "Cape Seven". "Seedekbale" is released in line with the hope of Taiwanese local movies!
The investment is as high as 140 million yuan, which is converted into NT$650 million!
It is impossible to expect the Taiwanese market to recover costs with such a large cost investment. In fact, the box office of "Sedek Barre" in Taiwan has created history.
Even so, it was not enough to recover the cost...so, he put his hope into the mainland market.
Unfortunately, the mainland has been paintings and pirated versions are already overwhelming. Not only that, the mainland version is two hours shorter than the Taiwan original version...
When it was released, it happened to be in a collision with "Avengers". The box office was very poor, with a box office of about 16 million yuan in the mainland...
Many people analyzed that the reason for the box office failure of this movie is actually the main reason that "Sedek Barre" is not a commercial film, it is more like an author's movie!
A movie that satisfies Wei Desheng's personal preferences is very satisfied, but the market doesn't buy it very much...
Mainland audiences have no impression of the Wushe incident and are not very concerned about the original anti-Japanese incident in Taiwan.
‘The production process of this movie is ups and downs and sad and joy. The director bet on all the money and belongings earned in "Cape Seven". Zhou Jielun, Guo Taiming, Xu Ruoji and other friends were also raising money for the movie in the end. I believe that if you make a movie by borrowing money from Zhou Jielun, the box office may be higher...’
The marketing methods are very inferior: they snot and tears, saying how much money the director spent and how many people he dragged down... They are full of sensational methods and gain sympathy.
Why can’t you attract investment? After all, isn’t it because the market doesn’t trust you!
It can be translated as: "We directors are incompetent, spending money like flowing water, dragging people down everywhere..."
I usually feel aloof and ridiculed the mainlanders, and took the sad route when I make money...
Whether a movie is a commercial film, can it gain market recognition, the most basic element, length!
The upper and lower parts are combined for four and a half hours!
"The director felt that the filming of all the fine works he was reluctant to cut, so he divided them into two parts..."
OK, you won!
Another point is very important, the title!
"Seedek Barre" really has no g points, it's very mysterious. Unfortunately, mainland audiences really don't understand what the meaning of such a name is. Usually, those who go to the cinema to watch movies have two posters "Avengers" and "Seedek Barre", and 99% of them will choose "Avengers"...
If you can't even get a good name, you dare to make a living in the mainland. If you don't sell well, it's up to the national quality...
Do you think you are Cameron, and you can be the film industry by just starting "Avatar"?
It is obviously a Taiwan movie, but a bunch of people are analyzing the box office failure in the mainland? Why don’t you analyze the failure of "Charlotte Troubles" for Maotaiwan market? Oh, I almost forgot that "Charlotte" was not released in Taiwan at all. People can only release ten mainland movies a year...
Chapter completed!