I always heard people say that every child’s arrival is something that is unexpected!

On TV, the hero heard that the heroine was pregnant, and the first thing she saw was shock...

At that time, he thought it was fake!

Do you have done your own thing, and don’t you think you have any idea?

If you dare not wear a condom, you will bear the consequences!

I just rubbed it, not going in...

Pooh!

Paohui now understands the meaning of this sentence...

At this moment, Xu Hui felt that his world had collapsed!

Why is Red Boy born with Samadhi True Fire? His father is the Bull Demon King. He has a son without cow horns? Where did Princess Iron Fan’s banana fan come from?

Is all this a decline of human nature or a distortion of morality?

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Paohui quickly wiped out the cigarette, and then looked at Yang Mi Mi in disbelief: "...Are you sure you are pregnant?"

“…In the past few weeks, I have been nauseating, retching, and nausea. What do you think?”

"Maybe it's stomach problems!"

"…Get out! I used early pregnancy test strips several times, and they all showed positive!"

"Does positive mean pregnancy?"

"nonsense!"

...

Paohui was in a complicated mood about this news.

As a man who is about to be thirty years old, he has never thought of giving birth to a handle and following him to call him dad, just think about it!

However, Xu Hui knew that he was not suitable to be a father!

He has never been a father!

In the original time and space, Xu Hui got married once and never had a child. He had a natural hostility towards marriage...

Not to mention the children...

Kids are the most annoying!

He used to have a gay friend. They had a good relationship. They drank wine together, lived together, and worked together in the same window, and they were almost the same as the soldiers!

As a result, his wife gave birth to a son for him. Since then, the two have never been to do anything again. The reason is very simple. His friend became a full-time dad!

The child ate and slept. When he was happy, he smiled at you. When he was unhappy, he cried all kinds of times...

I don't understand why many people are willing to accept it...

And every time he encounters a naughty child on a plane, Xu Hui wants to strangle him to death!

It's really hard to imagine what Xu Hui would feel like as a father...

It would be strange if he could reason with a naughty child!

However, Xu Hui was not at all happy...

How to say it, after all, it is my own flesh and blood flowing on my body.

‘One day my life will reach its end, and you will be crowned king!’

No, Paohui has always been very cautious, and he has passed by the flowers without touching his body!

How could it be that it would be so careless that it would make someone else's stomach bigger?

There is a problem here!

After thinking about it, Xu Hui looked up and asked, "...Are you sure the child has something to do with me?"

"…What do you mean?"

The eyes of Omi Mi became serious.

"No, I mean you recall the memories again, maybe..."

‘Bang!’

Responding to him was a loud slap!

"…Xu Hui, you disappointed me so much!"

Big Mimi turned her head and left!

Shouldn’t this kind of thing be clarified?

Women are really troublesome!

...

Xu Hui was very messy. He watched Da Mi Mi rush out, but he didn't even chase him!

Instead, he turned around and continued to write the script "International Market", which was a work he planned to bribe Zhang Yimou.

"Dexiu, you must remember that as the eldest son, you were the parent of this family when I was not here! As a parent, you must protect your family..."

"Why are you married to me?"

"Because of love"

“Even a lie sounds happy!”

"The tadpole traveled and finally found Lao Wang next door. He asked excitedly: "Uncle Wang, are you my father?" Uncle Wang shook his head: "No, my son is a little-headed father... No, he is a big-headed son..."

What the hell?

Xu Hui hurriedly deleted the latter part...

"May I come inside?"

It's Tangtang.

Xu Hui didn't raise his head either: "Come in!"

"…I just saw Sister Mi go out, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, by the way, how did your "Star You" film?"

Xu Hui decided to hide it, although he knew it would not last long...

"…It's still filming. Zhang Tai has too strict director requirements, and it always makes people ng!"

Tangtang was a little dissatisfied.

After all, I am also an actor with a degree certificate from the Central Academy of Drama!

"…Korean directors are like this. It's a good thing to be strict with actors..."

"What are you doing?"

Tangtang didn’t really care about Yang Mi, she just asked casually.

There must be an opening remark in the conversation!

"…I? Write a script!"

"Writing a script? Are you going to make a new movie?"

Tangtang got over excitedly...

"No, this is a script for director Zhang Yimou...you go out first!"

Tangtang pressed her whole body against Paohui, clearly telling Paohui that she could fire...

However, Xu Hui really has no mind!

His mind always lingers with the decisive look of Yang Mi before leaving!

“…You don’t love me anymore?”

Tangtang frowned and wanted to act coquettishly...

"I'm really worried. Otherwise, you're playing with the computer here and I'll go out!"

Without time to explain, Xu Hui pushed Tangtang away and rushed out...

Under the surprised eyes, Paohui ran away like a shell that had been opened, and then a sudden brake...

Big Mi Mi is actually back!

Well, there are Liying and Wan Qian who are accompanying you...

...

Liying is very stupid and naive!
To be continued...