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Chapter 23 From the Asura Field

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"Auntie, I'll help you cook!"

"Auntie, I...I can wash vegetables!"

"Auntie, I'll help you taste the salty..."

Xu's mother was a little confused and watched her son's harem rushing to pick up the egg flowers that had just been put into the pot with chopsticks.

“…No, I haven’t put salt yet…”

"It's okay, my mother said, adding too much salt will be bad for your health!"

"Yes, yes, I like original foods, nutritious!"

“…”

Yaya took good rice, put in a proper amount of water and walked into the kitchen. Then she heard a group of idiots trying to please her mother-in-law in various terrible ways...

Let that woman go...let me do it!

"Auntie, where is the apron?"

“…in this…”

Xu's mother pointed to the apron on her body a little bit tuckedly.

"...I'll do it, aunt, you go out and have a rest first..."

Yaya happily stepped forward and unbuttoned Xu's mother's apron. After putting it on, she looked at the stunned concubines and mother-in-law. Yaya gave her a shy love package: "...I often cook for Xu Hui, so I developed a habit..."

Tsk, which one of you eats whom?

54 When exercising...

It’s a bit embarrassing to the big Mimi, Sisi, Tangtang and the fairy sister. The four of them are all the masters who don’t touch Yangchun Water, and they all don’t want to be with Paohui. At least it’s delicious!

...

The father and son came to the courtyard, and Xu's father lit a cigarette and looked at the vast night sky in the distance lonely.

"Dad, when did you smoke?"

Xu Hui naturally took the "Yellow Crane Tower" handed over by his father, took a very comfortable mouthful, and asked by the way.

"It's not your paralysis!"

"?I'm paralyzed?"

"Yes, your mother has been a little menopause recently and she is clamoring for her grandson every day. I'm almost going to be her grandson!"

“…”

Really miserable!

The way Xu's father and Xu's mother get along is probably in ordinary Chinese families, a very typical matriarchal society, where Xu's father decides big things, for example, involves the earth's catastrophe, dynasty changes, and there are problems with the salty and sweet party. In addition, Xu's mother has made the final decision on small matters such as buying a house, buying a car, and children going to school.

Well, Xu’s father has a high family status!

"No, Dad, you're living a very upset life! If it were me, I would have been..."

"What do you want to do?"

Father Xu looked at his son with a vigilant look on his face.

"...No, I mean you are the head of the family after all, you are a pure man!"

"The head of the family? The way for husband and wife to get along is to respect each other and trust..."

Xu's father talked about the way of husband and wife.

Xu Hui listened a little...I want to laugh a little?

"Well, I know you respect my mother..."

Let’s change to a nutritious topic: “Dad, today you have five daughters-in-law, don’t you want to say anything?”

“…Son, take care of yourself!”

"No, I mean, do you have this kind of experience? I'm a little confused..."

"Haha, you're thinking too much. In this life, I don't care about the past, nor do I ask for the next life, but I just want to be passionate, avenge my enemies, defeat all the heroes of all races, and laugh at the gods and demons of the six paths!"

"...Dad, do you like squid mother very much?"

"...No, I was wrong. I mean, I only have your mother in my life. Don't ask me about your affairs..."

Father Xu finally understood his thoughts.

Why did he have that kind of messy thoughts?

Because he is a little jealous, as a father, he will be a little depressed if his son is not as good as himself. His son is far superior to him, and he will be even more depressed...

"How far have you developed with the five women in the house?"

“…It’s almost the same as Sisi…”

That is the degree of applause for love deeply...

"They all know each other? Are you showing off?"

"I haven't said this, but they probably learned about each other from other channels..."

"...Son, how did you do it? Although there are mistresses everywhere in society now, your uncle Wang has a mistress in two bedrooms. What's more outrageous about your aunt Wang? I really don't understand modern people. What do you think of these women?"

"Maybe, this is true love!"

Well, you have love, you are the biggest!

“…”

Xu's father was stunned for a long time, and there was no way to vomit a lot of complaints...

"I'll go into the house and see your mother..."

After extinguishing the cigarette butt, Xu's father carried his hands behind his back and slowly walked towards the center of the Shura Field...

...

"Son, tell me, who do you like the most among these women?"

The kitchen was occupied by the daughter-in-law, and the old man ran into the study. For a moment, Xu's mother was at a loss. She happened to see Xu Hui sitting on the swing in the courtyard. She simply ran over and prepared to talk to her son.

“…Mom, which one do you like the most?”

Xu Hui is a filial son, a big house, a second house, uh, that is, the title evaluation of the queen, the imperial concubine, the imperial concubine, the concubine, the concubine, and the concubine. He will consider his mother's opinions more...

"I like it? Whoever gives birth to a grandson for me, I like the most!"

"…hehe…"

Come on, Paohui never thought about having offspring.

God treats him well, Xu Hui is really a man in the world, and he likes all kinds of excitement.

Riding the fastest horse, climbing the highest mountain, eating the spicyest dishes, drinking the strongest wine, playing the most powerful knife, and the wildest dog on the day!

It seems that something is wrong, it doesn’t matter, it’s a parallel!

"Why, aren't you going to have a baby?"

"This kind of thing, let it go..."

"What fate should I follow? I tell you, don't argue with me. You are the only one in our family. Work harder, and it's best to be able to fill me with a big grandson this year!"

"Mom, having a baby is not a KPI assessment, so how easy it is?"

"How difficult can it be? Your Aunt Zhang's bitch has given birth to two litters this year, with a total of fourteen puppies..."

…Is this the same thing?

Why don’t you say that sows can lay a dozen cubs in one litter?

"Mom, let's talk about science. This involves evolution. In ancient times, in order to liberate hands and use tools, humans evolved into upright obstacles and walking towards the same direction. This led to pelvic problems and fertility difficulties. In order to solve the fertility problem, the baby's brain was born before it matured. Generally speaking, women have only twins at most, most of which are one..."

Paohui was preparing to popularize common sense of childbirth. Xu's mother didn't listen to these nonsense at all, but just sneered: "You give me one!"

“…”

Why did you go back again?

This kind of thing can only be done with the flow!

The successful contraception rate of strip balloons is 98% of the New Year, which means that there are still two% of them that may lead to the tadpoles successfully finding their mother...

If you can even encounter such a low-probability thing, then Xu Hui can only accept his fate!

"Auntie, the food is ready, can you eat?"

Xu's mother is still waiting to continue attacking, and Yaya is showing off and smiling very flatteringly...

Xu's mother quickly changed into a loving mother-like smile: "So quickly? Okay, let's eat and chat!"

Well, the most important thing for a family is to be neat and orderly!
Chapter completed!
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