"Order: Hokkaido garrison is dispatched immediately to stop the flood from spreading!"

"Hi!"

"Order: Issue a flood alert to move Hokkaido residents to high places immediately."

"yes!"

The Supreme Consul of Japan, His Excellency Ampe, issued two emergency orders in succession. The staff agreed and then left the venue immediately...

Ampe turned his head over, looked at the old scientist, and said urgently: "Professor, please tell me how to transfer the round eggs?"

As soon as the question fell, the old professor immediately spoke: "Make a hanging basket and send Miss Sakurai up. Then dispatch the most elite pilot of the Air Force to drag the hanging basket away with four helicopters. During this process, it is necessary to maintain stability and must not tilt."

Upon hearing this, His Excellency Ampe immediately looked at the senior military officer: "General, can your pilot do it?"

Feeling this gaze, the senior military officials focused on it: "It's totally OK!"

"Okay, go and arrange the pilot right away!"

"Yes, Your Excellency the Consul!"

The senior military officer stood up, quickly left the venue, and went out to make a phone call.

"Now, the last question: Where should we transfer the round eggs?" Ampe asked the scientists again.

The scientists were about to answer, and just then, with a "bang", the door was knocked open again.

A diplomat broke into the venue.

"Report: The Chinese ruling region called and hoped that we could send the round eggs back to China. They said: China is not afraid of being flooded."

What?! The politicians were all stunned.

Damn, China is so awesome? So sacrificial?

Well, it's not right, it's not right!

It is impossible for politicians to do things so simple. The spirit of self-sacrificing themselves cannot appear in politicians.

Thinking of this, Ampe asked in a deep voice: "Did Huaxia say specifically where to send the round eggs?"

Upon hearing this, the diplomat immediately nodded: "Yes!"

"Where is it? Say it quickly!"

“Taklamakan Desert!”

boom!

It was as if the thunder of the nine heavens shook the world, which made the Japanese politicians confused.

"This, this method..."

"Damn, this is awesome!"

"Are the Chinese really smart? We are still worried about this disaster, but they have come up with a way to turn disaster into welfare!"

At this moment, endless joy surged into the hearts of all Japanese politicians.

At this moment, Ampe almost wanted to laugh out loud.

"Does there be a desert in Japan? Hurry up, check it!"

At Soo, the geographer at the meeting immediately stood up and shouted: "Yes! 'Tottori Dunes': Located in Tottori Prefecture, it is 16 kilometers long from east to west and 2 kilometers long from north to south, with a total area of ​​32 square kilometers."

As soon as these words came out, thunderous applause rang out at the venue.

Thinking of this, Consul Ampe shouted excitedly: "Hurry, let the military move! Send Miss Sakurai to the 'Tottori Dune'!"

"yes!"

The meeting ended, everyone hurriedly left the venue, and everyone's faces were filled with smiles.

Lord Dandan vomited so well!

With this opportunity, Japan will never have any deserts.

Long live Lord Dandan!

...

The people on earth are smart.

At this time, not only did the Chinese think of this way to turn disasters into welfare, but also Europeans and Americans.

North America. Government.

"Call Japan immediately and say that North America is willing to accept the red eggs that spit out water and ask them to transport the eggs. Whether it is fuel or flight costs, we North America will pay all of it!"

“Yessir!”

Europe.

"In the name of the collective name of the 26th region of Europe, a diplomatic application was issued to the Japanese government: they asked them to ship the red eggs spitting water to our Europe. We are willing to pay 10 billion federal dollars."

"Yes, sir!"

Russia.

"Call Japan: Russia is willing to pay 100 billion federal coins, borrow the red eggs spitting out water, and let it help us water the desert."

"yes!"

In Africa, where the desert phenomenon is the most serious, the governments in various regions are completely crazy about it.

Whether it is politicians or ordinary people, they are calling the Japanese government, hoping that they can send the Red Dandan who is spitting out crazy water to Africa.

Africa has been drought for many years and many areas can no longer survive.

If those deserts can be turned into oasis, it would be a blessing for all African people.

"Blood Book! Blood Book! Billionaire Blood Book, please help us!"

"Sir Red Dandan, come to Africa and save our desert!"

"Japan is in charge of the government, and we in Africa are willing to offer the highest price in the world. Please send Lord Red Dandan over here and spit water!"

What? Do you say sea water is salty and has a high salt content?

Nonsense, we certainly know.

However, no matter how salty the land is, it is better than the desert. The desert is a forbidden area of ​​life and almost nothing can survive.

There are many more plants suitable for saline-alkali land.

For example: jujube, squid, white elm, aquatic willow... these countless trees.

For example: papaya, wintersweet, elm-leaf plum, peach, crabapple... these dozens of horticultural plants.

As long as we can turn the desert into a saline-alkali land and plant these flowers, plants and trees, our desert will become an oasis in a few years.

Oh my God, please be kind to me, let Lord Hongdan come and spit water!

We in Africa are not afraid of being flooded, we are really not afraid of being flooded!

...

With the voices of African people, the whole world was sensation.

Countless geographical experts and environmental experts have accepted invitations from the TV station and appeared on TV to do programs.

Xiangjiang Phoenix TV.

"Professor Li, do you think the Japanese government will sell out red eggs that spit out water?" asked the beautiful host.

Professor Li nodded: "Of course I will give it up! You must know that the round eggs store the water volume of the two oceans of the East China Sea and the South China Sea. It is as many as billions of tons of sea water. How can it be swallowed by the small Tottori dunes in Japan?"

"Then Professor Li, where do you think the Japanese government will send the red balls?"

As soon as these words came out, Professor Li hesitated.

"This, this... I don't know. It may depend on the confrontation between the parties, but I think our China still has great hope."

"Oh?" The beautiful host was extremely surprised, "Professor Li, Professor Li, can you tell me why?"

"Because: the round eggs were born to us Chinese women!"

After the soundtrack, the whole of China, 1.5 billion Chinese were excited.

"Yes, Lord Dandan belongs to our China!"

"The government will send people to negotiate with Japan quickly and let Hongdandan come back to help us manage the desert!"

"Where is Lord Dandan's mother? Please come forward and talk to us!"

...

Japan. Sapporo City.

The Marine Corps had arrived at the scene, and at the same time, the Air Force dispatched four helicopters and dragged a huge hanging basket to the sky above.

Then, the hanging basket lowers the height and reaches the ground.

"Miss Sakurai, please stand up slowly. Slowly, be sure to slow down, don't shake your hands, don't shake!"
To be continued...