Chapter 648: What a big bird!
Before raising his head, Zhou Xiangan and his friends would never have thought that this would happen to him.
A big bird nearly six meters long was hovering in the air, as if looking for a place to land.
Unfortunately, the roadside is just a little larger, and a helicopter accounts for the majority.
Zhou Xiangan and others: "..."
I can't complain, I can't speak, and I don't even want to believe that everything in front of me is true.
This...what the hell?
The giant bird in the sky wandered around for two minutes, and was impatient. Suddenly, it restrained its wings in the air, fell straight from the sky, and rushed towards a piece of land next to the helicopter.
"Ah!" Zhou Xiangan and others couldn't help but scream. Seeing that the giant bird was about to hit the ground, who would have thought that it suddenly stretched out two long legs that were not very matched with its round body, supported it on the ground, and then slowly contracted, and landed steadily on the ground like a spring.
It was really moving like thunder, but it was not shocked.
"Hi!" Zhuang Buyuan jumped off the bird's back, "Uncle Zhou, long time no see, Hello everyone!"
Everyone didn't say anything, they all looked at him.
His eyes were as big as a copper bell, and his mouth was wider than a bowl.
"Did I have flowers on my face?" Zhuang Buyuan touched his face.
He took a step forward, and behind him, the manor bird followed, and everyone hurriedly hindered.
"What is this?" Only Zhou Xiangan knew a little about Zhuang Buyuan, knowing that he always had all kinds of inexplicable things.
"Oh? You said Uncle Ling?" Zhuang not far away pointed at the big bird behind him, "Uncle Ling is a bird!"
Zhou Xiangan wanted to slap the village not far away, so of course I knew it was a bird!
But why is there such a big bird?
"Didn't you say it's very congested outside? So I asked Uncle Ling to send me over." Zhuang said not far away.
As a creature that has lived from the time of the owner of the manor to the present, and has lived for billions of years, Zhuang Buyuan feels that calling it "Uncle" is not a loss.
So he called these two big birds, Uncle Ling.
Zhou Xiangan: No, I don’t want to ask this...
"Oh, don't look at Uncle Ling as big as he is, Uncle Ling has a good temper."
Zhuang Buyuan felt that everyone was probably afraid of the big bird, and explained.
Behind him, the manor bird looked at the helicopter beside him, and seemed a little unhappy with it. I am a noble manor bird. What are you, dare to stand by my side? Get out of here!
He kicked it directly and almost kicked the helicopter over.
Well……
Everyone looked at the big bird's irritable appearance, and then looked at Zhuang Buyuan with sincere expressions.
Is this what you said to have a good temper?
We will trust you for the time being...
It would be strange if you believe in you!
"Uncle Ling, will you pick me up later?" Zhuang Buyuan turned his head and asked Uncle Ling. Uncle Ling waved Lingyu on his head, looked down at the people in front of him, but did not leave. He kicked the helicopter and made some room for himself, buried his head in his wings, and put Lingyu behind his head, as if he was asleep.
"Sorry, Uncle Ling doesn't like to talk." Zhuang Buyuan spread his hands.
Damn, of course we know that a bird doesn’t like to talk!
Even Zhou Xiangan, who knows Zhuang Buyuan very well, feels particularly painful now, and feels ridiculous and laughter.
Why do you feel that your own small village is even more unreliable?
Can you make more troubles?
Not to mention others.
When everyone was stunned, the traffic policeman came over just now: "Sir, your...this way of travel is suspected of violating the Urban Traffic Law!"
"Ah, it's a violation of traffic law?" Zhuang Buyuan said innocently, "Uncle Ling didn't run around on the road again!"
Well……
The traffic police looked at the helicopter next to him and said, "According to the state's laws, all manned aircraft must obtain route permits. According to the local regulations of the Vucheng, if the aircraft lands at non-designated locations, they must obtain permission from the civil aviation department and the traffic police in advance..."
"But Uncle Ling is not an aircraft." Zhuang Buyuan became even more innocent.
Well……
The traffic police were stunned again.
Yes, this is a bird...
Wherever a bird likes to stop, there is no law that stipulates how a bird should stop...
"You...you are suspected of illegally raising wild animals..."
"But Uncle Ling is not a wild animal."
They are not creatures on Earth. You cannot find such birds in any protection list on Earth, so the Wildlife Protection Law on Earth is not applicable!
"And, Uncle Ling is not raised by me!"
They are free, they just come to help me work and raise children.
This is the final relationship that has been cleared up.
Traffic Police:...
If I read less, don’t lie to me!
Zhou Xiangan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This straightforward traffic policeman was almost fainted by the village not far away.
"Then, is the traffic police going to issue a ticket to me?" Zhuang Buyuan asked the traffic police.
The traffic police were helpless.
What ticket should be issued?
Illegal parking? Not licensed? Not complying with traffic rules?
It can be seen that everything that is happening in front of you is definitely a blank in the law and has no supervision.
So how to enforce the law?
This is the first time that the traffic police have encountered such a problem in twenty years.
"Okay, OK, the focus is not this now, the focus is on the congestion in front of you and the legal issues... Uh, let's discuss it later." Zhou Xiangan quickly pulled the focus over.
And everyone else said, no, no, the focus now is this bird!
Have you seen this big bird with a body of six meters long before?
Everyone wanted to surround him, but they were worried that they would be eaten by this irritable big bird.
Zhou Xiangan sacked his power and brought the topic back.
"Come on, Xiaozhuang, let me introduce you to you. This is Director Wu. Our problem now is such a Balabara..."
"You ask me to do this problem?" Zhuang Buyuan said: "The overpass, double-decker road, and the construction of a subway connecting Jiahu can all solve the problem."
Next to him, Jia Shenghui was reluctant to leave. When he heard Zhuang Buyuan say this, he couldn't help but curl his lips: "What you said is light. If you build an overpass, a double-decker road, and a subway, then you will need it?"
"Who are you?" Zhuang Buyuan asked Jia Shenghui.
"I am Jia Shenghui."
Zhuang Buyuan thought about it...
“Don’t know.”
Jia Shenghui:...
"What Xiaozhuang said is indeed the final solution to the problem. The problem is..." Zhou Xiangan sighed, "We need a short-term feasible solution to alleviate traffic pressure as soon as possible."
Overpasses, double-decker roads can certainly solve the problem. The problem is that road construction is at least in years, so where is it still time to do it now?
For example, the construction of a subway is more difficult than that of the ordinary Huanshan tunnel.
"How long is it short?" Zhuang Buyuan asked.
"New Year's Day is coming soon. The city requires us to come up with a plan before New Year's Day, and it will be effectively alleviated in the first half of next year." Zhou Xiang'an said.
"We will do what you said, overpasses, double-decker roads, road widening, etc., but the construction will take at least two years, which may put more pressure on the roads. Now there are complaints..." The person in charge of the transportation department said next to him.
"Why do you need that long? Leave it to us, it will be done for you at most three months." Zhuang not far away.
I'll be more modest, not for three days.
Next to him, Jia Shenghui was upset: "Who are you? If you come riding a big bird, you will think that you are big?"
Can't brag about taxes?
"The village is not far away."
Chapter completed!