[085] Daughter-in-law, why are you here?
It was already 3:30 pm and it was quite hot outside, but I still chose to wear a leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses so that I could be stylish. If I had no idea about Li Shanshan, I wouldn't believe it if I said it. Such a delicate beauty, who doesn't want to get a warm bed, so no matter how hot she is, I have to endure it for the image. I personally feel very handsome in a leather jacket.
It takes about an hour to take the bus to the zoo. When I got on the bus, I encountered a funny thing. Two people in their thirties were in their thirties when they got on the bus and paid for coins. One of them said, "Mr. Wang, don't worry, I'll come, I'll come."
The other one said: "No, no, Mr. Li, you are too dissatisfied, I'll do it."
"Hey! Every time you come, Mr. Wang, you come today, no matter what, I have to come!"
"No, I'm here in Shanghai last time. This is in Chongqing. If you want me to do my best to be a landlord, I'll come."
Someone was impatient at that time and cursed: "You two SB guys are in the market and are now waiting to get in the car!"
Originally, I was the starting point. At the beginning, I grabbed a seat that was leaning against the side, but then there was no seat. A pregnant woman came up. I quickly took advantage of the virtues of the Chinese nation, endured the group of people around me and gave up my seat, and then stood up. At that time, many people were already in the car.
The guys who squeezed through the bus would definitely understand that feeling, especially the outside was 30 degrees Celsius, and the air conditioner inside the bus was not very good, just like a stove. I was wearing a T-shirt and a leather jacket on the outside, and I was also sandwiched between the crowd of buses. It was crowded, especially a buddy next to me had body odor. He held the holder in his hand and was facing me, which made me almost go to see Marx.
When I arrived at the zoo, I was still looking at the image of a fart as I got off the car, took off my leather jacket and rushed to the ground and threw it down. When I saw myself, my whole body was wet with sweat. Sun, I finally understood the true intention of pretending to be struck by lightning. As soon as I was about to leave, a city management officer who looked in his thirties ran over and pointed at the clothes I threw on the ground and shouted at me: "Man, what about littering? Do you look down on our city management officer? Is it a bright day in broad daylight?"
"Brother Urban Management, you can insult my personality but not my clothes. This is my clothes, not garbage, okay? I saw that the ground was too dirty, I took off my clothes and wiped them here. What's the matter? If we are a good citizen like us, you should also care about whether the urban management company should do some good deeds." I picked up the clothes and threw them into the trash can on the side, and then I didn't care about the urban management company. I didn't dare to mess with him. If I summoned a bunch of urban management troops and beat me up, who would I ask for to reason?
When I walked to the entrance of the zoo, Li Shanshan had already arrived. Li Shanshan was wearing a red T-shirt and black jeans. She had a first-class figure. I walked over and smiled and said, "Girl, why did you remember to come out to play with me?"
"Brother Hui, have you just come over to go swimming?" Li Shanshan smiled at me, and then said a little embarrassedly: "I'm in a bad mood, I want to talk to you."
"What's wrong? Have you quarreled with your boyfriend?" I said casually, without answering if she had gone swimming. I can't tell her that in order to come over and see you, you should be squeezed into this kind of thing.
"Yes." Li Shanshan nodded, and she frowned and said, "He has been suspicious recently. He always thinks that it is unreasonable to date other men with him behind his back."
As I talked to Li Shanshan, I walked into the zoo. I honestly replied: "I must be worried if I want a beautiful girlfriend like you. I feel that this is normal. If I want me, I have to follow you all day to see if you meet other men."
I don’t know why Li Shanshan laughed when she heard me saying she was pretty and said, “What about that?”
I smiled and said, "If I see my girlfriend being with other men, I will stretch out my orchid finger and curse: You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you."
"Brother Hui, have you been so unscrupulous?" Li Shanshan said strangely. I shook my head and said, "To people and things, I am actually a man with more connotation, deepness, and generous."
"Is that true?" Li Shanshan sighed and said, "Ye Yu is just fine, he is too stingy about feelings."
"I feel good. A man is stingy with you, which means he cares about you, right?" Although I said that, I was scolding Ye Yu for being so petty.
Li Shanshan looked at me and said, "Brother Hui, I feel that you are so good, you are a good person."
"Girl, I don't want to be a good person. This thing is not suitable for me." I felt that a woman is a strange animal. When saying a man is a good person, he probably doesn't have any feelings for this man. When saying that a man is a bad person, he just likes him very much. Oh, it's so strange.
Li Shanshan and I were having a conversation without a word, suddenly a young man in his twenties rushed out of the crowd. It turned out to be Ye Yu. Ye Yu was wearing a black suit in a hot day, pinching the orchid finger in his right hand, pointing at Li Shanshan with trembling body and cursing: "You, you, you, you, you actually betrayed me. If I hadn't installed a monitor on your phone, I would have been kept in the dark."
"Damn, I'm so fucking accurate. Go and buy the lottery later." I looked at Ye Yu in surprise. Li Shanshan said to Ye Yu just like in the TV series: "It's not like this, it's not what you think."
I'll do it, if I'm Li Shanshan, I'll just say to such a bitch, let's break up, how refreshing we have to say something cutely, what you think is not what you think. The more you say this, the harder it is to explain it.
"Let's take a look, this man seduces my girlfriend." Ye Yu actually shouted, just like he got a little red flower in his kindergarten, for fear that others wouldn't know that his head was green. This is stupid, hey, why do you feel that my IQ is so much higher than him? Strange.
Another virtue of the Chinese people, watching the excitement appeared, especially in this love triangle, which surrounded us with crowds of people. Ye Yu began to tell the love story between him and Li Shanshan. Then I, a third party, interfered in something and made up a lot of things that I didn’t know. After listening to me in his story, I felt like a bitch.
Suddenly, Han Sifan's voice came out: "Husband, what are you doing here with your sister? What's going on?" I turned my head and saw Han Sifan running towards me, saying that my IQ at that time was countless times higher. After understanding Han Sifan's meaning, he immediately said: "Wife, why are you here?"
【PS: There is another chapter at 9 o'clock in the evening, so please ask for flowers by the way.】
Chapter completed!