[068] Not so simple
"Master, why are you wearing so much clothes?" I asked strangely.
"You know, it's a bit more formal to meet for the first time. Do you think you're wearing a street stall that costs 30 yuan and come to see the master? Tell you, when I went to meet my master..." When I said this, I suddenly stopped talking.
"What's wrong with your master?" I asked weakly, and the master shook his head and cursed, "It's okay, you don't understand if your little kid said it."
Seeing that my master is like this, I didn't dare to continue asking. In fact, according to my personality, I wouldn't speak carefully like I pretended to be a grandson. Isn't this something I ask for? It's not okay to pretend to be an old man when asking others.
Soon the food came, and we talked about something else. My master's wife also asked me how I learned to catch ghosts, whether I had pee my pants for the first time when I saw a ghost, or something like that. I said that my first time catching ghosts was caught with the old superstitious, and it seemed that I was dealing with the black corpse in Tao Village.
When I talked about the black corpse, it seemed to have evoked my master's memories, and he bragged: "You are so weak. You must know that the first time I dealt with your master was two corpse monsters. I killed the two corpse monsters with one slash, one slash, and two slashes."
"Stop bragging." My master's wife smiled at the master at this time, and then said to me: "You master was almost scared to pee your pants at that time. She relied on others to destroy the two corpse monsters."
I ate and chatted with this master and his wife. After a short period of time, I felt that my master loved bragging and even more liked to brag than Brother Xiang. When talking about the temple, he said that he had blown up the Jingguo Temple, when talking about the tomb robbers, when talking about the zombies, when talking about the droughts and droughts, when talking about the monsters, he said that he had shared hardships with Master Hu San.
Everyone knows the Monster Hu San, the head of the monsters in the three northeastern provinces. I shook my head. My master is really good at bragging.
My master's wife smiled and didn't say anything when she heard my master bragging. After my master finished drinking and spanking with the Vatican Pope, she suddenly asked me: "By the way, Xiaohui, is there anything you have to do here? I don't believe you just come and admire me."
I admire the yarn, my master is so shameless. Although I thought so in my heart, I still pretended to be a grandson on my face and said, "I'm not to hide it. Actually, I really have something to ask for by the master this time."
"Oh, I said, as long as I don't want to see the Vatican pope take off my clothes or something, there's probably nothing wrong with the rest." After the master finished speaking, I felt a little more comfortable. Although he might be bragging, he felt comfortable.
"Actually, I may not live to be twenty-five years old." I then told my master and my wife what the old superstition told me. After hearing this, my master's wife anxiously said to her, "Hasn't you ever met the Red Gate Inn before?"
Unexpectedly, the master, who had a smile on his face before, sank his head and said, "What do you know? Do you know what the Red Gate Inn is?"
"Isn't it just a group of monsters? Just go and ask Master Hu San." The master's wife asked strangely, but the master shook his head and said, "If it's really Hu San, it's okay to solve it. The backing of Hongmen Inn is not as simple as you think."
Chapter completed!