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【443】Unrecognizable

"Dry"

The six of us held up our glasses and drank them. After we sat down, we asked Xu Dian: "Xiaoxiao and your children didn't come with us."

"Come here, I drove a room for them in the hotel opposite. I took the car over for Lao Jiu. They were so tired," Xu Dian said while eating.

Tayron asked Brother Xiang: "Shoka, why did you suddenly want to get married so that you can give me some silence to you?"

"What's the point of silence for me to get married?" Brother Xiang asked in confusion

"If I go to get married, you have to be honest with a woman. Don't you miss the sage of your love saint?" Taroon said with a smile.

"I have to have a drink for my former reputation as a love saint."

...

Anyway, I was drinking with Brother Xiang that night and I kept drinking so much that I wanted to vomit. The reason for the last toast was strange. For example, Xu Dian pulled Brother Xiang and said, "Go for you to be so handsome."

Brother Xiang, who was drunk, had his eyes red when he heard this. He took the wine and fucked without hesitation.

I opened my eyes in a daze. It seemed that someone was calling me next to me. When I saw that it was Sister Fan and Sister Fan looked at me with a complaint and said, "Why do you take him to drink when Xiangzi gets married?"

"What time is my wife?" My head hurts so much that I rubbed it with my hands.

Sister Fan took out her cell phone and looked at the time: "Get up quickly at six o'clock in the morning to change clothes and prepare to follow Xiangzi to pick up the bride."

"Yeah" Although my head still hurts and my whole body is sore, when I think that today is Brother Xiang's wedding day, I can't lose my chains, I just sat up and ran to the bathroom in the hotel room to wash and wash. I looked at myself in the mirror with a pale face, messy hair, very handsome, handsome, and elegant.

I was soaked with my hands and grabbed my hair a few times. It made my hair look a little less ugly than before. Then I rinsed it with water and woke up a lot.

When I walked out of the room, I saw Sister Fan holding a lot of cosmetics and putting on makeup. I asked strangely: "Wife, why are you doing makeup?"

"Maybe some handsome guy will appear at the wedding today?" Sister Fan gave me a blank look.

I pretended to be surprised and looked at Sister Fan: "You dare to steal someone on my back"

"The mistake is to steal someone in front of you but you bite me, haha." Sister Fan laughed and pointed to the chair next to her and said, "Sit down and I'll put on makeup for you."

I crossed my hands in front of my face: "What do you want to do?"

"Makeup" Sister Fan took the cosmetics and was about to make her in front of me and said, "You are so dirty now that you are still the best man, but you don't feel embarrassed to Xiangzi."

"What do you know? I'm so handsome if I don't wear makeup. If I put on makeup, I'll say it. Today, I deliberately made me look handsome and elegant. I just want to be so handsome. Brother Xiang is also stupid. I don't want to find a guy from Pan Changjiang as his best man. I have to find someone who is more handsome than Pan An as a companion.

"Stop talking nonsense," Sister Fan shouted at me.

"If you don't turn it into a man, you won't turn it into a dignity. How can you turn it into a woman like this?" I can't tell why I'm so disgusted with men wearing makeup. A big man had to put on his face, just like a clown, just like those Korean guys, making him look like a peerless little girl.

I saw someone beating the other on the street, now Sister Fan asked me to put on makeup, wouldn't I be a sissy? Isn't it possible to beat me to death?

"You really want to be beaten to death by me." Sister Fan asked me with her fists bulged.

"I can't beat you to death and you can only apply a little bit of lipstick at most. I'll go and don't bring such tricks." I still compromised and became the kind of sissy guy I despise the most.

I came to the bathroom mirror again. Although my face was a little pale, it was very manly. Now, in the mirror, I was smearing flour-like things. My cheeks, blush, and red lipstick. It was just like a kindergarten kid in a singing competition. It was almost like a beauty mole on my forehead.

I go, I wonder if Sister Fan was Xiang who deliberately asked her to destroy my appearance. I was so good at attending a wedding and I was afraid that people would see her. But the slightest advantage is that I look like this. Others should not recognize who I am. When I meet an acquaintance, don't admit that I am Chen Hui. I can't afford to lose this person.

I looked carefully at myself in the mirror. I couldn't do it. It was still too obvious. I still couldn't stop my handsome face. I had to add something while Sister Fan went out and didn't know what to do. I quickly found a lot of cosmetics from her cosmetics and applied them hard to make it colorful. I didn't recognize me when I looked in the mirror.

Not to mention others, even my mother probably won't recognize me

Sister Fan came back soon and looked at me and cursed: "You are crazy and you are so scary."

"Don't worry, don't worry." I waved my hand and ran out of the room happily. When I got out of the room, I thought something was wrong. I still have to find someone to experiment first to see if I can recognize me.

I watched a cleaning aunt walking over there and I rushed over to her and asked, "Auntie, do you know me?"

"Who are you?" The aunt glared at me.

"If you really don't know me, please take a closer look." I pointed at my face and didn't continue.

"Ouch" I covered my right eye and actually let the aunt punch him. But although my eyes hurt, it means that my makeup has worked.

I ran to the hall happily and watched those people busy, no one cared about me, and no one knew me. Suddenly, a person I didn’t know ran to me and shouted at me: “Why are the Peking Opera singers running in front? Running in back and rehearsing two more games quickly.”

"You are just singing Peking Opera, I am the best man." I shouted at this guy with dissatisfaction and everyone looked at me. Brother Xiang ran to me and walked around me twice.

"Zhizhi" Brother Xiang shook his head while laughing, "I just asked Sister Fan to make you ugly, but I didn't expect Sister Fan to be so cruel and made you unrecognizable. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't recognize you."
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