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431 Lonely Young Woman and Cucumber

Gu Yuqing bit her lip and said, "When this semester is over, I will go to Donghai Medical College with Teacher Hu Li!"

Jiang Fan laughed and said, "You can come to Donghai to find me during the summer vacation, and let's go swimming together!"

"Where can you go to swim?" Gu Yuqing said.

"Just swim in the bathtub in the bathroom!" Jiang Fan smiled cunningly.

"Hmph, you're so bad!" Gu Yuqing gently hit Jiang Fan's shoulder.

Jiang Fan, Huang Fu, Liang Yan, Liang Ru, Shu Min and others got on the train. With the sound of the train whistle, the train slowly drove. Jiang Fan and Huang Fu waved to Hu Li and Gu Yuqing farewell. Hu Li and Gu Yuqing chased the train and kept waving. The train disappeared, and they were still waving there.

Two days later, Jiang Fan was sitting in the office of the Department of Difficulty and Miscellaneous Diseases at Donghai People's Hospital reading a newspaper. Suddenly, a slight knock on the door came. He heard the sound and knew that it was a woman knocking on the door.

"Please come in!" The door opened. The person who came in was the young woman Liu Fengyi. She wore a pink top, raised her chest, black pants, and high heels on her feet. Liu Fengyi immediately excitedly saw Jiang Fan and said, "Fan, you are finally back! I miss you so much! I have to come to the hospital almost every day, and you are nowhere to be seen in the office!"

Jiang Fan hurriedly put down the newspaper, Damn! I haven’t visited this beautiful and coquettish young woman for a long time. If I don’t visit her, I will make spider webs!

"Oh, baby, long time no see, you are still so beautiful!" Jiang Fan immediately closed the door and hugged Liu Fengyi's waist.

Liu Fengyi sighed: "The biggest pain in life is that my husband is in jail, my lover is missing, but the price of cucumbers has increased! During these days, I have almost never left cucumbers!"

Gao Ting was arrested and imprisoned for corruption and bribery. Liu Fengyi was very lonely alone. She came to the hospital to find Jiang Fan almost every day, and she returned disappointed every time.

Jiang Fan laughed and said, "Cucumber is good! It is natural and does not have toxins from massage sticks. It is economical and affordable, easy to carry, low price, and can be seen everywhere. It has a complete range of models and a wide range of uses. It can be used to be beautiful and quench thirst. Don't worry about it spreading diseases. It is really a must-have thing for lonely women to travel at home!"

Liu Fengyi said with a slightly red face: "Hmph, you are dead and laugh at others. This is all caused by you. I am alone at home without a man. I used to have Gao Ting by my side. Although he was useless, his tongue and hands were still useful. Now you are not around, so you can only use cucumbers, at least you won't get sick."

Jiang Fan stroked her face and said, "This period of time has made you suffer! From today on, you can stop using cucumbers! You can throw away your cucumbers in your pocket!"

Liu Fengyi said shyly: "It's a pity to throw it away. Now the cucumber is expensive, more than ten yuan per pound. I'll go back to make soup and eat it!"

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "This cucumber is really good, it can be eaten and used, it is worth recommending!"

Liu Fengyi shook her head and said, "Last time, I had a false alarm because of cucumber!"

"Oh, what's the matter?" Jiang Fan asked in confusion. What else can cucumber cause false alarm?

"I didn't know what happened some time ago, but I suddenly vomited and came to the hospital for examination. The doctor suspected that I was pregnant and asked me to have an early pregnancy test. I knew in my heart how to get pregnant with cucumber, but it was hard to say. I could only check according to the doctor's wishes." Liu Fengyi said.

"Oh, the inspection results must be fine!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"The test result is that I was pregnant! I was shocked at that time. Even cucumbers were unreliable in this era? How could this be possible? The doctor asked me whether the child in my stomach was left or aborted. My heart was sober at that time! Can cucumbers be pregnant?" Liu Fengyi said.

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "When you give birth to a lot of small cucumbers, it must be a big weird thing!" Jiang Fan's hands began to move.

"You were necrotic. They were worried that they were dying at that time, and you laughed at them! Later, the doctor asked me to have an ultrasound examination. What's wrong?" Liu Fengyi gasped.

"Does there really be cucumbers in your belly?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Liu Fengyi shook her head shyly and said, "Nonsense, how could there be cucumbers in my belly? I had no signs of pregnancy when I got pregnant after the ultrasound. Later, the doctor found out that the test sheet was not my name, but someone else's, and I almost fainted!"

Jiang Fan almost laughed. The hospital's examination is so scary now. Liu Fengyi is pregnant with cucumbers. The farmer doesn't have to work hard to grow cucumbers, and he just lets the cucumbers be born in the future.

"Later, the doctor called that to tell her that she was pregnant. Guess what happened?" Liu Fengyi smiled. She trembled slightly because Jiang Fan's hands became increasingly unhonest.

"Is this woman not pregnant?" Jiang Fan said.

"Haha, the woman was surprised and said: 'If I had known that even eggplant could get pregnant, I might as well use cucumbers!'" Liu Fengyi smiled.

Jiang Fan immediately laughed, "Eggplant costs three yuan per pound, cucumber costs ten yuan per pound, of course it's better to use cucumbers! Haha!"

Liu Fengyi leaned her back against the door, put her hand around Jiang Fan's neck and said, "You bad guy, you disappear for no reason every time. Every time you tease me and make me feel moved, you will make me feel cold. Do you dislike me, a young woman?"

Jiang Fan's hands became more and more dishonest, and he held her big watermelon and massaged, "Baby, how could he dislike you? You are my woman too. Am I back now? You can calm your turbulent heart now!"

"Oh, no one has visited me for a long time, and it's almost growing grass! Come on!" Liu Fengyi twisted her body like an earthworm.

"Oh, it's getting denser and denser. It's really a fertile grassland!" Jiang Fan said with a smile. His hands kept changing to massage the place. The secret technique of dragon and tiger was used. The Fengchi point, the Promotional Classics, the Shenshu point, etc. were massaged one by one. Liu Fengyi soon became a disaster.

A moment later, Liu Fengyi's scream came from the office, "Your voice is lighter!" Jiang Fan frowned. Liu Fengyi's voice was too loud and almost the entire department could hear it.

"I really can't control myself! I haven't tasted this kind of taste for a long time. I'm tired of eating cucumbers! I've been vegetarian all the time, and now I'm finally eating meat. How can I not be excited?" Liu Fengyi gritted her teeth, frowned, and coughed.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door, "Who?" Jiang Fan asked, he stopped moving, but Liu Fengyi was at the critical moment, and she didn't want to stop, she needed to move.

"Why are there anyone shouting inside?" The person outside said in surprise, and the scream made him very curious.

"I'm giving the patient an injection!" Jiang Fan replied.

"Oh! This woman really needs to scream so loudly when she gets an injection! I thought it was **!" The man left. Liu Fengyi glared at Jiang Fan, "I like you to give me an injection, this injection is comfortable!"

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