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Chapter 33 The Sheep Plague of the Shibi Tribe

I'm going to run naked again this week... Brothers, don't you comfort me...

Otherwise, there is still something to brag: "Do you know what the immortals eat? That's called acrylic, yes, yes, chocolate. It tastes bitter at first, but then it tastes fragrant, more fragrant than sesame, sweeter than sugar. What other biscuits are there? By the way, they are cookies. Well, well, all kinds of delicious foods. After eating, they always have diarrhea. Later, Zhang Dashuai told us that this is called cutting hair and marrow washing. After eating the things in the sky, they pulled out all the dirt in our bodies..."

Of course, only Wen Fei himself knows the facts. He took a notebook and watched movies. He watched foreign blockbusters. These illiterate soldiers couldn't understand them at all. This is all. The key is that modern foods are cheating. I don't know how many additives are added to them. Modern people have long been used to eating them. Not to mention that all poisons are not invasive, at least they will not be as resistant as these ancient people. No matter how tall you are, you will be, after eating such a piece of modern pastry or two, you will be able to run to the pit for 17 or 18 times, and you will be exhausted!

But at this moment, the uninvited guest came. Soon someone came in and reported: "The Immortal Master, the leader of the Shibi tribe, came, and was at Zhang Zhanjun. He said he wanted to meet the Immortal Master!"

Shi Bi's, come to see me? Wen Fei was so energetic that these Shi Bi's wealth were rich and powerful, but came to buy things for him?

I didn't watch movies now, and drove everyone out, and rushed to meet the patriarch of Ishibi.

Who knew that people were more anxious than him. When they saw Wen Fei, they knelt on the ground with a thud and kowtowed repeatedly. Wen Fei was very surprised and thought that when did he appreciate the ultimate skill of the time traveler? Otherwise, why would anyone bow to him when he saw him?

"Immortal Master, please save our Shibi tribe!" The leader of the Shibi tribe cried so miserably. Unfortunately, Wen Fei has never been a good person. In modern society, a person with a strong heart, someone was stabbed to death by a thief and didn't look at him. There were many people passing by. Wen Fei came out of this big dye vat, where can this person go?

"What the hell is it?" Wen Fei avoided the patriarch of the Shibi tribe from afar. The smell on this guy's body is really bad. I'm afraid he hasn't taken a shower for half a year, right?

"Immortal Master... all the cattle and sheep in our Shibi tribe have suffered from plague and are about to die. Please save us. Without cattle and sheep, our Shibi tribe will be over!"

I'm not a veterinarian, how could I cure any plague? Damn it, it's not crazy cow disease, right? Wen Fei was shocked and quickly stayed away from this guy. It seemed that mad cow disease could be transmitted to people?

"Immortal Master, as long as you can cure our cattle and sheep, then our Shibi tribe will no longer believe in Buddhism and will all believe in you!" The clan leader said frivolously in Chinese, especially the content, which made Wen Fei very moved!

I have been in this broken place for so long, and am still waiting for the official imperial edict of Song Huizong to come out? When the official title is given, my temple will be considered a legal sacrifice recognized by the government and will not face the danger of being flattened at once.

Although Wen Fei's temple is here, no one dares to move. With Wen Fei's prestige now here, if a 25th official said he wanted to destroy the lewd sacrifice, he would probably cause a mutiny immediately. But it is always a hidden danger, right?

Then you can have a pleasant journey through time and space again!

Now he should be happy to help Emperor Zhenwu preach his mission, right?

"Also, we are willing to offer all the gold in the clan!" said the leader of the Shibi tribe gritting his teeth.

This is no problem. Wen Fei was very moved and was ready to agree. However, he still looked unwilling to look on his face. The Shibi tribe leader gritted his teeth again: "I will give my daughter, the most beautiful pearl stone Bidayi, our Shibi tribe, to the immortal master, and let her serve you!"

Wen Fei shivered and his goose bumps were almost getting up. This is really a waste. Look at these Qiang people, all with thick bones, rough faces, and some plateau redness, and full of scent of sheep. When they thought of such a beautiful woman with persimmon cake face, thick hands and feet, and fishy smell, breaking into her room at night...

"Ahhaha..., monks are compassionate, how can they bear to separate your father and daughter? Don't mention this. Where is your tribe? Take me to see it."

Seeing that Wen Fei finally agreed, the leader of the Shibi tribe was immediately overjoyed and wanted to take Wen Fei away. Zhang Shuye naturally would not let Wen Fei go to Shibi tribe so simply. What if the Shibi tribe people have evil intentions? That isn't it a sheep that gets into the tiger's mouth?

He quickly sent a team of troops to serve as guards for Wen Fei. Before leaving, he grabbed Wen Fei and muttered in a low voice: "The Qiang tribes on the border are all fence-bearing grass, and they rebel against Wuchang. Last time we defeated the Xixia people, these Qiang tribes were obedient. If the immortal master went there this time, he could use the immortal skills to subdue these Qiang people and let them obey the court, it would be considered to be of immeasurable merit!"

Wen Fei thought about it, wouldn’t Zhang Shuye mean that I was trying hard to fool? It would be better to bring the Qiang people from Shibi to the Song Dynasty. This kind of thing would be simpler for Wen Fei.

At that moment, I followed him for three days before I reached the location of Ishibi.

This is not that the distance is too long. The main reason is that Wen Fei is not good at riding a horse. After less than half a day, the inner side of his thigh began to hurt. The whole team had to stop and rest. Along the way, Wen Fei was delayed almost all the time. Even after a few days, his thighs were almost worn out.

Damn, I finally understood why Liu Bei called the thigh meat to resurrect. The thigh meat is the meat on the inner side of the thigh near the base of the thigh. Wen Fei grinded it on the saddle every day and was almost ground. Over time, the fat here will definitely be worn out.

If this method is known by those who love beauty, who think their thighs are too thick and have no confidence in their thighs, they don’t know if they will create a new way to lose weight and legs?

No matter how much Wen Fei complained, he finally arrived at the location of Shibibu. At this time, Lanzhou was sparsely populated, and there were large areas of lush grass on both sides of the Yellow River.

The Shibi tribe is also in this place. Before Wen Fei could take a closer look, he was shocked by the people from the Shibi tribe. Only the whole clan, young and old, came out to kneel down to greet him under the horn of the Ibi tribe leader. Wen Fei had never even thought about this scene!

Wen Fei was embarrassed to take the airs with such heavy etiquette, so he had to go and see the animals in Shi Bibu first.
Chapter completed!
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