Chapter 5 Going Home
"Oh, it turns out that he is a barbarian. No wonder he is so ill-educated and dressed like this!" Zhang Chanjun's tone was a little relaxed. If the people under his rule dared to dress like this, he would have been beaten to death by him and paraded in the streets. But are barbarians? Thinking about the Khitans who never take a bath all year round, he would know. He would not do anything for himself.
"Let's go!" After Zhang Zhanjun gave the order, Wen Fei was able to stand up. He saw that the so-called Zhang Zhanjun was in his twenties or thirties, wearing a green official robe and having a very familiar official spirit. His face was clear and thin, with a look of wind and rain, but his eyes were bright and bright, like cold electricity.
Wen Fei knew that he had met an official of this era, and he was even more timid. He wondered, Zhang Chanjun seemed to be from the army, right? He was meddling in other people's business? But he didn't dare to say this.
However, the jade pendant was still in the hands of the people, and Wen Fei could only bite the bullet and said, "That adult..."
"Sir... this title is also interesting. But I am not your elder relative, so I don't need to do this." Zhang Chanjun said, shook his head and sighed, as if he really sighed because the barbarians who transformed into foreign countries did not know etiquette. A sense of superiority that came from his bones spread out inadvertently, just like when many foreigners met the people of later generations.
"That..." Wen Fei had already cursed all the eighteen generations of ancestors in front of him. The smiles he had hung were stalemate on his face, and he didn't know how to speak for a while!
Don't you know that Zhang Shenjun looked at Wen Fei up and down and was also secretly amazed. He had seen many people, but he had never seen Wen Fei like this, white and fat. It would be nice to see the rich young man in Bianjing City. However, he saw it in this remote countryside. With such a weird dress, he believed what Wen Fei said in a moment.
"Where is your mad country overseas? Near to India or to Heaven? What kind of customs and humanities are there?" At this time, the scholars and officials had an open and curious attitude towards the outside world based on their advantages in civilization. This is completely different from the rigidity and rigidity of later generations, and later fearing them like tigers.
"That... my country is much better than your broken place. There are cars everywhere. Do you know the cars... They are made of iron, four-wheeled cars, and they can run by themselves without a horse. And the planes are made of iron that can fly in the sky, and the big ones can ride hundreds of people..."
Wen Fei talked endlessly, and the Zhang Chanjun heard it as if he was watching an idiot again. Even the yamen runners were stunned and some even couldn't help but interrupt, "You are not a barbaric country, it is clearly in the sky where the gods are..."
"Although these machines are powerful, we eat badly. The meat doesn't taste like meat, it doesn't taste any meat, it's almost the same as wood. What's even more outrageous is this kind of rotten meat. There are crazy cow diseases, avian flu and so on every few days... I can't eat it..."
The yamen runner said, "You are talking nonsense. People in the sky can fly. Are you afraid that there is no meat to eat? I am afraid that you have been tired of eating meat, so what kind of dragon liver phoenix marrow should you eat..."
Wen Fei suddenly had nothing to say, thinking to himself, the world is indeed like this, and he can go to heaven and earth. He has even been to the moon, but he can't eat a bite of clean meat, which is really resentful!
"So he is a fool!" Zhang Chanjun was interested in listening to Wen Fei talking about the customs and customs of the Crazy Country, but unexpectedly, he heard this. He stood up and said, "I'm boasting nonsense, I'll give you the jade pendant. This is the land of Middle Earth, and the most important etiquette education is important. You should change your outfit as soon as possible!"
As he said that, he threw the jade pendant over. Wen Fei quickly followed up, and finally got the jade pendant back. As soon as the jade pendant was started, a sudden change occurred, and ripples appeared in the air, Wen Fei disappeared from the spot!
The army officer and several yamen runners looked at each other, their faces were as if they were seeing ghosts in the sun. One yamen runner even stammered: "So, it turns out that this person is really a god who came down to earth..."
"... I met a strange man in the Ji Town, with short hair and bare shirtless clothes, and was very unsightly. I asked the servants and asked, but said: I am a man from a mad country overseas. The country has iron chariots, which do not use cattle and horses, and drink only oil, but can speed like lightning. There are also airplanes, which are also made of iron, carrying hundreds of people and entering and leaving Qingming. I originally thought it was a fool, so I sent it away, so I threw back the jade pendant that he had left behind. When I saw him again, it was already flying in and out of nowhere. At that time, the yamen runner Ding and Yu met him together... I met an immortal who came down to earth and played in the world? Otherwise, what is madness? It must be Lu Zu."
This is a private note recorded in later generations, and has been studied countless times by later generations. This is a later story that has nothing to do with this book, so let it go and not mention it for now!
Wen Fei was still a little dazed when he returned to his home, feeling that the bizarre experience just now seemed like a dream. Although he was a fanatical practitioner of Taoism, to be precise, he was an enthusiast of practicing Dharma. He could even have ghosts, but it did not mean that he was easily able to accept time and space travel.
When he got home, he calmed down for a long time. He put the jade pendant on the table and never dared to hold it in his hand again, for fear that it would cause another uncontrollable time travel.
Online, Baidu. Wenfei unconsciously lost time travel, and a big push and TV series popped up. Wenfei immediately smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, it seems that the national time travel has become a fashion. I am really OUT when I travel for the first time!"
The shock gradually disappeared, and Wen Fei's head began to become alive again. What would happen if I went back to the ancient times again? He had no ambitions in his heart, such as returning to the ancient times to be an emperor, a rich man, a literary man... he just thought about the fragrant chickens and ducks in the market, the mutton and the drool. Even the vegetables were extremely cute!
Do I want to go to ancient times again and buy some good dishes?
Thinking of this, the index finger was shaking again, but something became worried. What should I use as money to pay?
Rmb?Don’t be stupid. Take out that kind of thing, and only a genius will know it. If there is a better understanding of it, a certain Chinese country, if it is a real historical dynasty, wouldn’t people regard you as a rebellion?
Silver? Wen Fei checked the Internet and found that it was more than five yuan...one gram. The price of this scam is 500 grams per pound of silver, and one ounce of 50 grams. That is 250?
Chapter completed!