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Chapter 32: Tong Guan's Fantasy Novel

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Tong Guan was so funny and said with a smile: "The official family is so powerful that only Taizu and Taizong of the Song Dynasty can compare with me!"

Zhao Ji shook his head and said, "My Song Taizu is indeed a heroic master, but Taizong..." But it's hard to say. Their lineage is actually descendants of Taizong Zhao Guangyi. I feel embarrassed to say it directly.

Zhao Guangyi didn't know how to fight at all, so he randomly commanded a Northern Expedition. As a result, he killed Mr. Yang and hundreds of thousands of soldiers. He almost couldn't save his own chrysanthemum and was almost stabbed through with an arrow...

Zhao Ji said with great enthusiasm, raising a large iron rod from his hands, pointing it to Tong Guan, and said, "This is the dragon stick that Taizu used back then. I saw that there were no fingerprints on it... but it was pinched by Taizu back then!"

Tong Guan said astonished: "Taizu is indeed born with divine power. He is a person sent by the Saint Ancestor to create the great Song Dynasty!"

Speaking of this, Zhao Ji was even more excited and smiled and said, "Yes, it was difficult for our ancestors to start a business! Didn't the people say that my Taizu, a dragon stick, would you conquer the 800 military states in the world? Do you think I personally led the army to fight, can I wipe out the Western Xia?"

Tong Guan was shocked, but he didn't care about the random contacts. He, a romantic official, was really abrupt by nature. Maybe he could praise him a few words. When Zhao Ji was excited, he insisted on taking the imperial guards in person, and that would be done...

Tong Guan quickly smiled and said, "It's not worth the government's action in just Xixia. With Shang's father here, with the wave of his hand, the million-strong army of Xixia will immediately turn into powder!"

After saying this, Zhao Ji's interest immediately changed. He asked curiously: "I heard from the army that he won the victory, saying that his father Shang went to fight to kill the enemy and summoned the thunder and furious. The Western Xia army was destroyed by the bombardment. I don't know if it is true or not?"

Tong Guan quickly said, "Really, it is true, it is more real than the real gold. The official said that I did not see it with my own eyes when I fought in Weizhou. But I also heard that at that time, I followed the chief general Wang Hou and attacked the Tubo of Qingtang. In the city of Weizhou, all the troops were transferred away. Except for the common people, there were no soldiers or soldiers...

At that time, Shang's father was still building the Wendao Palace in Kongtong Mountain. When he heard that the people of Xixia entered Weizhou, the people in the city were afraid of escaping. He directly said to the people: Don't be afraid, even if the people of Xixia have a million troops coming, I waved my hand and let them go..."

This Tong Guan probably had nothing to do and heard a storyteller in the tile of Tokyo City. He exaggerated Wen Fei's record in Weizhou by more than ten times. Even the enemy that attacked became 20,000 to 30,000...

"But Shang's father disheveled his hair, stepped on the seven stars, stepped on the Gang and Stepping on the Fight, and muttered a word in his mouth: Please invite the Fenghuo Heavenly Lord to come to earth... Then a heavenly soldier and general appeared from the sky, and there were suddenly thousands of golden lights..."

This turned into a fantasy novel, and Zhao Ji was fascinated by the sound of hearing it. Lin Lingsu also twitched the corner of his mouth for a long time. However, Zhao Ji came back and asked, "Mr. Lin, is this the thunder method of your Shenxiao Sect? It can indeed attract the God-controlling generals..."

Lin Lingsu secretly complained about this Tong Guan's handwriting in her belly. Even if she invited a god general, she would not dare to stop in front of the army. Naturally, she would have to be in the army with iron-blooded and masculine spirit. No matter how powerful the ghosts and gods were, they would have to finish playing with it if they were rushed by that aura.

However, when Zhao Ji asked, Lin Lingsu could not destroy his own house, and said with a smile: "I don't have this ability. But my junior brother is born with a god and has a very high status in the heavenly court. Maybe he has such ability, right?"

When Zhao Ji heard this, he was right. Although Lin Lingsu, Wang Wenqing, Chen Niwan and others were also masters of Taoism, they thought they were not as good as Wen Fei, Shangfu... so they turned to listen to Tong Guan's storytelling.

As soon as Zhao Ji and Lin Lingsu talked, Tong Guan stopped talking. He racked his brains to make this book more exciting.

After such a slight delay, it became even more smooth and fantastic: "The officials also knew that those Xixia people believed in Buddhism. At this time, when they saw Shang's father invite the gods of heaven, the Xixia army was not showing weakness, so there was a national teacher who came out of the battle.

He recited a whisper and summoned many Buddhist guardians Jialan. The two sides had a disagreement and started fighting in the sky..."

"What's the result? It must be my god general who won!" Zhao Ji said excitedly: "I have said earlier that Taoism is the guardian sect of my Song Dynasty, but those bald donkeys are the guardians of the Western Xia and Liao Kingdom. It seems that what Shangfu said is really good. Buddhism was introduced to the Middle Earth by gods and demons outside the territory, disrupting my Chinese Taoism and robbing my Chinese luck!"

Tong Guan smiled and said with apologizing: "The official said nothing. When the gods and Jialan were fighting with him in a lively manner, Shangfu suddenly called out, "Look at what time you will fight here, when will you fight? Let's see if you're going to fight?"

Zhao Ji listened with relish. Many times, people are willing to believe in what they are willing to believe, even if they know that these things are too exaggerated. Human nature is often so subtle!

One person listened with relish, while the other said it was even more interesting. This story lasted for more than two hours, and after the Battle of Weizhou, it also talked about the Battle of Bajincheng.

What did Shang's father say, I'll get up after sleeping. If you haven't broken the city yet, I'll go up by myself. As a result, when all the soldiers heard this, how could Shang's father take action? They all fought for the first place. As a result, Shang's father had not woken up, he captured Bajin City.

Then there was the Battle of Miaochuan City, and how could Shangfu show his power? Lin Lingsu was so boring that he could almost yawn. Only he knew that Tong Guan was full of nonsense. Not to mention that Wen Fei did not have such a Taoist cultivation, even if he had such a powerful Taoist cultivation, how could he have even become an earth immortal?

Laws cannot be controlled by the masses, and techniques cannot be used to the noble sect! No matter how powerful the Taoist law is, it will be useless when it comes to the battlefield of thousands of troops... Otherwise, in this world, if monks and Taoists had already been allowed to dominate the world, how could there be any ordinary people?

Even Cai Jing originally understood this truth. After seeing Wen Fei's methods several times, the solid worldview that had been formed over the past few decades has been broken through several holes. Now it sounds like half-believing and half-doubting!

Finally, when Tong Guan finished his storytelling, Zhao Ji was in a good mood today and laughed: "Tong Dalian rushed back from Huangzhou thousands of miles away. Before he could rest, he told me the 'story' that had been going on for so long. Mr. Cai, Mr. Lin, let's have lunch here today!"

I deliberately bit the pronunciation of the word "story" hard. But I woke everyone up. I like to listen to this story. But I am not a fool, I believe everything.

Tong Guan laughed, but didn't care. He knew Zhao Ji's suspicious personality the best. His favorite thing was the Legalist technique, and he often liked to use small means to maintain his profound and unfathomable attitude. His subordinates dare not underestimate him and fool him at will...

Several of them are Zhao Ji's confidants, and it is not the first time they have accompanied Zhao Ji to eat imperial meals. They all agreed with a smile, and Cai Jing said with a slight interest: "I don't know how many people have the blessings of having a meal with the official family for several lifetimes!"

Zhao Ji laughed and said, "As long as you don't think it's too unpalatable, you actually sent a five or six kilogram of Yellow River carp in the palace today. We have a good taste today. We can cook it as a carp!"

At this time, Quanzhen Sect had not yet emerged, and Taoism did not have the precepts of eating vegetarian food or not marrying a wife. Therefore, Lin Lingsu didn't care at all. Instead, he smiled and said, "The official family's imperial meal is a great master, with a light and elegant taste, which is most suitable for health preservation. My junior brother is good at everything, but he likes the stir-fried dishes with heavy oil, which makes me puzzled!"

Zhao Ji laughed: "Actually, Shang's father and I like to eat stir-fry dishes. Although the light taste is suitable for health, it does not have that strong taste.

!Wait a minute, let the imperial chef make a few light sugar dishes for Mr. Lin and Xianggong Cai. Tong Dalian, I think you are in the army and your spleen and stomach should also like big fish and meat..."

Tong Guan's black face showed a look of flattery, just right, which made Zhao Ji even more satisfied. However, he said: "What do I eat in that army? How dare I pick my mouth? Wang Shuai has the style of an ancient famous general and has always shared joys and sorrows with soldiers. He eats whatever the soldiers eat..."

After hearing this, Zhao Ji raised his eyebrows slightly, and a warning line in his heart was touched sensitively. The Zhao family has always been suspicious of the generals who have the morale of the army and have developed some tricks of not knowing the soldiers and not knowing the soldiers. It is to prevent the generals from rebelling.

Now that I heard that Wang Hou was sharing the joys and sorrows with the soldiers, wouldn’t that mean that it was very morale? It made Zhao Ji alert all of a sudden.

Cai Jing sneered. It seems that Tong Guan really dared not be lonely. The military supervisor has been enough. Could it be that he wants to be the chief general again? A eunuch with no eggs also wants to be the chief general in the army? Suddenly he smiled and said, "By the way, Grand Official Tong, you were on the road just now. Didn't you say that Shang's father wrote a memorial and handed it to the official family?"

Tong Guan smiled and said, "Some troublesome things are so upset. I saw that the official family was in such a good mood, so I wanted to hand them to the official family later!"

After hearing this, Zhao Ji said with interest: "What else do you have to ask me for your father?"

Tong Guan smiled and said, "Isn't it just that Feng Cheng who doesn't know how to live or die! Shang's father said, we are fighting in front of us, and waiting for the birdman to drag his legs behind us, which is really annoying. I ask the official to exile the servant directly to Leizhou..."

Zhao Ji laughed and said, "No, not bad. What Shang's father said makes sense, so let's send that guy to Leizhou!" After a few words, the fate of the poor Feng Cheng was determined.

"Also, Shang's father will hold the responsibility for abandoning Hehuang land..." Tong Guan continued.
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