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Chapter 574: Buying Toilet Paper

"Cao, why did you guys run in!" The tall and brave man said angrily: "I've been discovered now, let's see what you do!"

"Brother, it's okay, I'll be discovered!" The yellow-haired boy grinned and said, "There is a saying that goes to your own path and leaves others nowhere to go. We have done it!"

I looked around and saw that there was indeed no one on the road. The originally lively streets were driven away by these guys. Even if I had to pass by, I would avoid them from afar.

"Whoever brought the paper? Give me two!" The tall and strong man covered his nose and then stretched out his hand.

The younger brothers took out their pockets one by one, and the scene suddenly became silent.

"Brother, I didn't bring any paper!"

"I didn't bring it either!"

Six or seven people, none of them took straw paper out, which made the leader's elder brother stunned. He swallowed and said, "Grass, if you don't bring paper, how can you go out?"

"How could I know it would be so miserable?" The yellow-haired boy smiled bitterly and said, "Or why don't you just wipe your butt!"

"My grass, you are so fucking disgusting!" The tall and brave man took out his pocket, but he didn't take out the paper, but he took out a lot of cash. So he faced a choice, should he use money to wipe his butt or use his hands.

"You said, should we solve the problem with money or with our hands?" asked the leading man.

"Brother, use the money!" The man in suspender jeans immediately said: "We can wash it clean and continue to spend it, anyway, it's not in our hands!"

"If it makes sense, just use the money!" said the younger brothers.

Ye Chen covered his nose and walked over. Seeing this, the tall and strong man hurriedly called Ye Chen and said, "Brother, have you brought the paper?"

Ye Chen showed a strange smile, then took out a pack of tissues and said, "Do you want this?"

"Ah, yes! That's it!" Everyone looked at the tissue in Ye Chen's hand. For the first time, this was definitely the first time in their lives that they had such a crazy desire for tissues. Now even if a girl stood in front of them, they probably couldn't arouse their desires. They only had this pack of tissues in their eyes. This pack of tissues is what they most desire, need, and need the most urgently. It would be a fool if they don't need paper. The money is too hard, and the area is too small, not as soft as a tissue.

"Five hundred yuan per pack!" Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "Who do you want it!"

"My grass, you robbed!" The tall and strong man immediately said angrily: "The mother's roadside stall only costs one dollar per pack, but you actually sell us five hundred yuan. Isn't it too bad, right?"

"Oh, forget it, just forget it if you don't want it!" Ye Chen immediately put the tissue in his pocket and turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait, brother!" The leading man immediately called Ye Chen.

"Don't you want it?" Ye Chen looked at him in confusion. The man gritted his teeth, took out five hundred yuan, and said, "I want it, I want it, five hundred yuan, I'll give it to you!"

Ye Chen grinned and said, "This is almost the same. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten!"

This transaction was really cost-effective, and I didn’t make money for the restaurant owner at one time. The leading man took Ye Chen’s tissue and opened it and saw that, “Damn, why are there only five pieces?” This pack of tissues in love was used by Ye Chen.

Unfortunately, the transaction was completed. The tall and strong man took one from the inside and handed the rest to the younger brother behind him, saying, "There are four more pictures inside, save some money, you can do it yourself!"

The younger brother behind me dutifully divided the tissues evenly. If they were not enough, they turned into two pieces. The smaller ones were a little smaller. The key was to be able to wipe their butts. Soon, these guys came out of it and burped comfortably.

"The grass, why is it still so smelly!" The tall and strong man touched his stomach, and it seemed that he felt much more comfortable, but the smell did not decrease.

"Brother, you've stepped on shit!" a little brother said hurriedly.

The leading man looked down and saw that there was indeed a piece of shit standing on the sole of his shoes. The man's face suddenly turned blue and he said angrily: "Damn, did you have luck today? Why can't you always get along with shit?"

"Cao, brother, they are all that bastard. Today we always see him. It must be him who passed the bad luck to us!" The suspender jeans pointed at Ye Chen who was walking back not far away.

"This bastard, I cheated me for 500 yuan, and I actually wanted to run away and chase me!" The leading man gritted his teeth, and then a group of people rushed up frantically. These guys surrounded Ye Chen completely.

"What are you... going to do?" Ye Chen pretended to be shocked.

"What are you doing?!" The leading man showed a strange smile and said, "You kid dares to cheat me of my money. You don't ask in Jianghuai City. Is Yan Buer so easy to bully?"

"Ah, you are Yan Buer, leader of the Yan Gang?!" Ye Chen was stunned. Damn, this kid is pretending to be too awesome. Yan Buer was solved by himself, and this kid actually dared to pretend to be Yan Buer.

"That's right!" the man nodded and said, "I'm Yan Buer, the leader of the Yanlong Gang. You must have heard of the Yanlong Gang in Jianghuai City, right?"

"I have heard that I was once the biggest fear of Jianghuai City!" Ye Chen nodded.

"Cao, so is now!" the man cursed and said, "Give me back my money!"

"You bought my tissue!" Ye Chen frowned.

"Go and find it for him!" The tall and strong man immediately pointed at the yellow-haired boy beside him. The yellow-haired man was stunned, with a hint of displeasure on his face, but the boss had the order, so he had to look for it. Then, the guy got a bunch of tissues that the group of people had just used. He pinched one hand and covered his nose with the other, and said, "Brother, I've got it!"

"Boy, this is your tissue. Take it back and return the money to us!" The tall and strong man glanced at the tissue he had just used, and he could see it. However, the guys under him used it was so disgusting, and they were covered in lumps of shit. It really made people want to vomit after seeing it.

"Those who do business are willing to fight and the other are willing to be beaten. How can you do this?" Ye Chen narrowed his eyes.

"What? Are you not happy?" The tall and strong man immediately carried the steel pipe. Others also showed their weapons.

Just as everyone was about to take action, suddenly, the leading man immediately covered his lower abdomen and said, "The grass is here again!"

Before he finished speaking, he immediately rushed into the green belt. He squatted and made a sensation, which shocked the younger brothers. The boss was about to ask the younger brothers to buy a few packs of tissues, but before he could speak, these younger brothers immediately rushed into the green belt.

Crazy...

They followed one by one. The little brothers had a pale face and said, "Damn it, I must have eaten a piece of my stomach today, and I was almost exhausted."

"What should we do? We have nothing to do?" The little brother of yellow-haired immediately looked at everyone awkwardly.

"Damn it, am I accused of having a grudge against the grass paper today or something!" The leading man gritted his teeth.

"Oh, you have no paper again?" Ye Chen smiled.

"Oh, brother, I was really sorry just now. Can you please buy some packs of tissues for us?" The leading man had to bow his head. Today, he was tortured by this incompetent stomach. He even had to beg for mercy to the guy who was just about to beat him up.

"Okay, one thousand dollars!" Ye Chen swayed with his thumb and index finger.

The leading man's face turned blue. Damn, it's just five hundred, but now it's one thousand. The price increase rate exceeds China's GDP. However, under the eaves, people had to bow their heads and could only take out a thousand oceans honestly and hand them over to Ye Chen. Ye Chen took out a pack of tissues from his body and said, "Take it!"

The tall and strong man shivered for a moment and said, "Isn't it a shortage of weight this time?"

"Don't worry, we are here with a conscience, Mrs. Tong will not deceive you!" Ye Chen grinned. After giving the tissue, Ye Chen decisively chose to leave. He made 1,500 yuan in one go. The business was really good.

Not long after Ye Chen left, these guys immediately caught up. This was not beyond Ye Chen's expectations. How could these guys be willing to be fooled?

"Boy, call out the money, damn it, you dare to take my money!" This time, the man sent a little brother to buy tissues first, for fear that the situation would change. The leading man came to beat Ye Chen with confidence.

A group of people surrounded Ye Chen and refused to let him go.

"Oh, I thought you would come to me for money!" Ye Chen took out a stack of banknotes. The key is that the money was more than the other party gave. Ye Chen pointed out 1,500, handed it over, and said, "Your money!"

"Cao, you guy has taken our money for so long, so you have to calculate some interest, right?" Gao Qiang snorted coldly.

"How much do you... plan to want?" Ye Chen smiled blankly.

"Not much, give me all the money you have in your hands!" The man was not polite. He showed a hint of greed at the pile of banknotes in Ye Chen's hand.

"What if I don't give it?" Ye Chen put all the money in his pocket.
Chapter completed!
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