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Chapter 258 Chapter 255: Grass Your Family

Lin Ziwen, who was standing beside him, couldn't help but spurt, and he had heard of short and poor. When did he get a little extra turtle? To be honest, Zhang Bufan is very rich and not short. He is dressed properly, right? When did he get involved with the turtle? Of course, if he had to lean on him and turtle, it wouldn't be impossible.

"Grass!" Zhang Bufan regretted it as soon as he opened his mouth. He had seen Ye Chen's curse skills with his own eyes. He could curse you until you vomit blood. As expected, Ye Chen's face immediately turned cold and he sneered: "What kind of grass is your chicken? Only your cock that is less than two inches tall wants to be grass? I think you should save money. People who grass a little hen still think that your thing is buried, while people who grass a little rooster think that your thing cannot blow up the chrysanthemum."

"You..." Zhang Bufan's face turned red with a suffocation. He gritted his teeth tightly and spitted out a word for a long time. He probably was scolded by Ye Chen again.

"What are you? Is your father dead or your mother dead?" Ye Chen skillfully took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, which was still a cheap red double-hee, seven yuan per pack. Then he put it in his mouth and said with a smile: "Or it was your whole family dead? I said, Brother Bufan, why are you still picking up girls here when your whole family dies? It seems that this earth is not suitable for you. If you want me to see, you have to go to Mars, and the people of Mars welcome you!"

Puchi...

Zhang Bufan indeed spitted blood, pointed at Ye Chen tremblingly, and burst out: "My grass, your whole family!"

"Brother Bufan, I'm sorry for you!" Ye Chen sighed helplessly and said, "I still don't know where my whole family is. How about you tell me?"

Boom...

Zhang Bufan finally fell down. The male assistant next to him hurriedly stepped forward and lifted him up, then hurriedly walked out. Zhang Bufan and Ye Chen had never had a victory budget. Every time he was scolded by Ye Chen and vomited blood. Or he was fooled. When he first met, Ye Chen fooled Zhang Bufan by being a friend of the little Arab prince or an Iraqi arms dealer. Zhang Bufan was so scared. Since that time, the two of them have met.

"The kung fu has not improved, but the ability to curse has increased a lot!" Li Ruo looked at Ye Chen with a smile.

"Oh, if you don't scold such a person, he will want to bully you when he sees you!" Ye Chen sat down next to Li Ruo with a cigarette in his mouth. Lin Ziwen, who was beside him, hurriedly held the crystal ashtray in front of Ye Chen, and then walked out. Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo with a smile and said, "Xiao Ruo, if you want me to tell me, you have to learn to curse, how about it, I will teach you?"

"Ah?" Li Ruo was stunned, hurriedly said with a hint of shyness, "I... I'll stop learning anymore! It sounds so ugly to curse people."

"That won't work. When you see someone like Zhang Bufan in the future, you can only be able to kill him. Otherwise, you can't deal with him." Ye Chen immediately grabbed Li Ruo's hand and said, "Come on, look at my mouth and scold me: Cao...you...mom... next door!"

Puchi...

Li Ruo immediately covered his mouth and smiled and leaned back and forth. Ye Chen was puzzled. This was just a simple swearing. What was there to be funny? Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo in surprise and said, "Xiao Ruo, what's there to be funny?"

"Haha, you bad guy, how could you teach people to curse? I really convinced you!" Li Ruo finally calmed down and his face turned red with a smile.

"Swearing is a human ability to protect oneself, do you understand?" Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo and said, "Sometimes, cursing people can cure all kinds of diseases. Sometimes, cursing people can make you feel happy, just like when you are shitting, holding your stool, it feels like venting like broken bamboo shoots, and you don't even have to wipe toilet paper!"

"You... you are so disgusting!" Li Ruo glared at Ye Chen and said, "Have you upgraded your swearing to a very rational platform? Humph, I tell you, it's wrong to swear. Don't want me to learn from you!"

"Xiao Ruo, you are wrong!" Ye Chen shook his head and said, "There is no one in ancient and modern times who does not curse people. Swearing means having a moral concept, because when cursing people, at least the person who curses himself always feels that the person has something to curse. Whoever should curse and who should not curse, this standard of choice is extremely moral. So if you don't curse at all, there is no need to."

"Then how to judge such a standard?" Li Ruo looked at Ye Chen with a smile. This bad guy spoke very well, as if he had upgraded his swearing to a moral sentiment, as if he had swearing was a very noble act.

"You should scold the person you should scold. People like Zhang Bufan should scold, right?" Ye Chen smiled.

"Hehe..." Li Ruo smiled and said, "You said that scolding can cure diseases? Explain and explain!"

"Swearing can indeed cure diseases, because it is a way to vent emotions, especially the kind of resentment. When you want to curse people, you often get physical problems, so when you want to curse people, what's wrong with cursing people?" Ye Chen held a cigarette in his mouth, his expression suddenly became extremely serious. He looked at Li Ruo and said, "However, cursing people is a profound knowledge, and not everyone can try it casually. Some are those who are swearing people and sue them because of cursing people, and some are scolded because of cursing people. This is because they will not curse people. Now, based on research, can they be made public to others, or can they help them when cursing people?"

Puchi...

Li Ruo burst into laughter again. This guy is quite polite, and he even said the way to curse people. She smiled and said, "So, are you quite knowledgeable about cursing people?"

"That's all right!" Ye Chen patted his chest and asked, "Xiao Ruo, what degree do you have?"

"Hmph, let me tell you, I have a PhD in Business from Harvard University!" Li Ruo snorted lightly. Ye Chen immediately felt awe-inspiring, then patted his chest and said, "Actually, I also have a PhD!"

"What kind of doctor are you?" Li Ruo asked curiously, looking at Ye Chen with beautiful eyes blinking.

"Doctor of sociology and swearing!" Ye Chen was extremely serious when he spoke, almost pretending to be real. Li Ruo was stunned at first, and it seemed that he had never heard of this major before. Then she immediately reacted. Suddenly, Li Ruo laughed loudly. Ye Chen held a cigarette in his mouth and looked at Li Ruo who almost burst into tears. He was also very happy inside. It was possible to make Li Ruo so happy, but Ye Chen felt that his existence was still very necessary.

After a long time, Li Ruo finally calmed down, but his face turned redder than before, and there were two tears hanging on the corners of her eyes. Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo with great dissatisfaction and said, "Xiao Ruo, you can't do this, your laughter is so low."

"Hmph, you're just laughing at me. I never laugh at me in the company. It's all you can do, you, the bastard!" Li Ruo glared at Ye Chen.

"Okay, I originally planned to teach you a few classics of cursing people, but now it seems that I'll forget it!" Ye Chen shook his head.

"No, you have to say it!" Li Ruo immediately pestered Ye Chen and refused to let go. Ye Chen asked with a smile: "Do you really want to listen?"

"Yeah!" Li Ruo nodded. At this moment, she found that she was very happy and happy with Ye Chen. Although Ye Chen was a bit fickle, she was an extremely considerate man who knew how to protect people and felt very safe.

"Listen!" Ye Chen coughed dryly, then took out Li Ruo's cell phone and dialed Zhang Bufan's phone. Li Ruo was still inexplicably annoyed, and the phone was connected. Zhang Bufan was resting in the lobby downstairs. He had just taken a breath and seemed to have improved a lot. He immediately received a call from Li Ruo. He thought Li Ruo was going to agree to his date at noon, so he immediately answered the phone and said, "Xiao Ruo, have you agreed to have dinner with me at noon?"

"Zhang Bufan, please listen to me!" Ye Chen grinned, and then cursed in a very downstream tone: "You have been deficient in calcium since childhood, but lack love when you grow up, but not love when you are not loved when you are grandma doesn't love when you are uncle. You don't have to twitch on your left face, but not kick on your right face. Donkeys kicked when you see donkeys, but pigs stomped when you see pigs. Born to be cucumbers, but not beat them! You are born to be walnuts, but not beat them! You are a broken motorcycle for life, and you don't have to find a wife who is screwed! You say, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swords, you will practice swords, but you won't practice swords, but you won't practice swords! You don't practice golden swords, and practice yin cheapness! You don't give you sword fairy, and you won't do it. You won't do it if you give you sword god, and you won't be slut, and you will cry and shout to be a bitch! Really, why bother?!"

Puchi...

There was another sound of vomiting blood on the other end of the phone. Ye Chen then casually put away his phone and said with a smile: "Xiaoruo, are you okay?"

Li Ruo was already laughing and sucking. Ye Chen, this bastard, was really amazing. I guess Zhang Bufan would have to walk around Dao'er when he saw Ye Chen in the future. This time, Li Ruo took a long time to soothe her emotions. She stood up from the sofa and said, "No, I'll laugh all my life today, and I almost got my intestines tied up!"

"Xiao Ruo, I'm here to find you today!" Ye Chen suddenly remembered the purpose of coming here today.

"What's the matter?" Li Ruo sat back on the chair and looked at Ye Chen curiously. Ye Chen turned his head to look at Li Ruo and said, "I need to mention this to you in the last car bomb incident. The planner who caused the trouble may be within the Tianya Group!"

"Impossible!" Li Ruo immediately shook his head and said, "How could there be a traitor in Tianya Group? This must be done by Siyang Group. Humph, there is no one except them!"
Chapter completed!
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