Chapter 385
Shuhuan was stunned. He wanted to go somewhere, but looking at this secret Wenbao, I'm afraid he was not a good person, and he actually raised a beautiful maid. After thinking about it, this guy was Shao She's confidant. He learned from whom he had learned from. The beautiful maids of the Shao family have never been missing. Shao She is even more romantic and dares to hook up with any woman.
"At this time, I'm not going to visit the brothel." Shao Shuhuan shook his head and said, "Mr. Qian has misunderstood."
"Then Your Highness asked what the brothels do in brothels?" Shao Qing asked curiously and puzzledly.
"The best person in the world is a swearing man, a sage of all kinds and proficient in local dialects and village dialects, is definitely not a talented bachelor, but a brothel madam!" Shao Shuhuan smiled, "Which gentleman has ever seen taught cursing man?"
"That's true!" Qian Wenbao nodded and smiled, "I have been taught by my mentor since I was a child, and I have only learned some scriptures and historical books. Have you ever learned this?"
"Is this a swearing?" Shao Shuhuan smiled, "Men can definitely not scold women. A serious girl can definitely not scold women in brothels. The brothel maid is even more experienced. Lord Qian, go and invite all the brothels in Mizhou City brothels, and I'll take a look--"
"This..." Qian Wenbao was stunned and invited all the brothel maids. His Highness Huan wouldn't really be prepared to let these brothel maids climb the city tower and scold the other party's advisers? What kind of tradition is this to spread?
Shao Shuhuan smiled and said, "Mr. Qian, reputation is important, but if the city of Mizhou is destroyed, you and I are all sinners throughout the ages. What else should I do if I have such a false reputation?"
When Qian Wenbao heard this, cold sweat broke out on his head and kept promising, "It's the land. If the city of Mizhou is broken, let alone the sinners for the ages, how can he save his life? Since he doesn't even have his life, what's the reputation?
"I'll go here!" Qian Wenbao bowed and hurried out, and ordered people to go to brothels and invite all the madams in various places.
Although this Mizhou City is not too big, there are quite a few brothels and brothels in the city. In less than a quarter of an hour, more than twenty middle-aged women dressed in red and green, dressed in charmingly. They all arrived. The maids had eyes. Naturally, they were just like when Shao Shuhuan met Madam Song at Tianyi Academy. They stared at Shao Shuhuan almost unscrupulously, and Shao Ting looked at him. He almost drooled.
If it weren't for their prominent identities, I'd be afraid that these "fighting" madams would have pounced over long ago and swallowed them alive.
"Please come, all the nannies. There is really a very difficult thing in Mizhou City now. You can't borrow the nannies!" Shao Shuhuan stood up and walked slowly over, looking at the many old madams.
One of them was about 40 years old and had a dignified appearance. He was slightly blessed to Shao Shuhuan. Then he said, "What is the use of your highness to make the little woman and wait for places? Just give me instructions."
"Since that's the case, I'll just say it!" Shao Shuhuan smiled. "The nanny should know too. Now that my Mizhou and Nanxia Kingdom are in war, Mizhou is surrounded. But we have enough food and food. It's natural that there is no problem to stick to it. We can ensure that you are safe."
When everyone heard this, they obviously breathed a sigh of relief.
Shao Shuhuan continued: "Now Lord Shao has gone to Qingzhou to bring reinforcements and can arrive soon. If I stay here, it will naturally prove that Mizhou is safe. However, there are a group of strategists in the other party's military camp, and they are really powerful. This afternoon, I cursed all the time for a long time, and only cursed our soldiers so miserably. Think about it, if they could continue to scold them like this, wouldn't it be a great loss to our military power? Therefore, I was thinking, Ruolun's cursing skills, how could these strategists be the opponents of the nannies?"
"Your Highness means - let us scold the other counselor?" The madams were stunned when they heard this. They had never heard of such a strange and absurd thing.
"How is it? Are the nannies still afraid of those stinky men?" Shao Shuhuan asked with a smile.
"Don't worry, your highness, if we talk about anything else, we will naturally not be able to do it. But when it comes to the skill of cursing, it is enough to make the Nanxia barbarians angry." A madam said loudly, and then all the madams started to make a fuss.
Seeing this, Shao Shuhuan laughed secretly and nodded, "If you can shut up those counselors, of course, it would be best to be angry - haha, all the nannies are the heroes of this war in Mizhou. You are the young masters of the court, come and go for silver!" He knew the rules of visiting brothels. No matter how nice the earth is, it is useless. It is more affordable if there is no silver at all.
"Yes!" Shao Ting hurriedly turned around and went in, took out a large plate of 100,000 yuan of earth silver ingots, and delivered it to Shao Shuhuan.
Shao Shuhuan picked up a piece of silver, put it in his hand and weighed it, then said: "This is a patterned silver of 100 or 100 pieces. You guys take it one by one. This is a silver decree. After the matter is completed, there will be another reward."
Seeing the silver, the madams were indeed smiling. They immediately stepped forward, each took the silver, and left.
"Your Highness, is this method really useful?" Shao Qing frowned and asked in a low voice.
"have no idea!
Tell straight.
"Then you still..." Shao Qing was speechless.
"I don't know I have to try it!" Shao Shuhuan smiled, "Don't worry, it's just cursing people anyway. Don't underestimate these brothel madams. Which one of them was not a stumble and rolling out. Without two tricks, you can get from a girl to a madam?"
There are often people in this market with hidden tigers and hidden dragons. This method was not something he thought of, but something Yuan Shikai and Yuan Datou thought of in the early years of the Republic of China, asking brothel prostitutes to petition. Now he, Shao Shuhuan, asked brothel puppets to scold, haha...
Shao Qing, Shao Ting, and Qian Wenbao smiled bitterly, hoping that these most lowly brothel maids on weekdays can play a role.
That night, Mo Wu did not attack the city again. The next day, it was still in the afternoon when Mo Wu started to challenge again. Shao Shuhuan still ordered people to hang out the "Fight-free" card. As expected, another adviser of the other party began to curse, and naturally started to curse from the royal family of the Great Zhou Kingdom.
However, even Mo Wu was a little unexpected. The strategist here just opened his throat and cursed a few times. A few women actually came to the other party’s city tower...
Immediately, Mo Wu heard the extremely unpleasant swear words he had never heard in his life, with many local dialects he didn't understand.
In less than a stick of incense, the adviser slipped back to the camp in shame. Zhang Zuo had no choice but to come again. Seeing the women's outfits, he immediately understood in his heart that these women were definitely not serious women.
"Shao Shuhuan, are you just a little bit of success?" Zhang Zuo shouted angrily, "When the two countries are fighting, you are like a joke? You actually let some brothel fans climb the city tower. Do you let women ride on your Great Zhou Kingdom?"
This Zhang Zuo is really immoral, his mouth is so tricky and mean.
However, when talking about such dirty words, he was not the opponent of the madams. An old madam with a big red flower immediately walked to the city, put his waist in his waist, pointed at Zhang Zuo with the other hand and cursed: "The dog thing below, you haven't seen your mother, I'll do it again? I'll tell you, your father was ridden by her, so he had that dog thing. Now that I see my mother, why don't you kneel down and kowtow? Something that came out of my mother's crotch, dares to stand here and curse?"
"You...you..." Zhang Zuo pointed at the madam and could not speak for a moment.
How could those madams give him a chance to breathe? Another madam immediately stood up and pointed at the bottom and cursed, from Zhang Zuo's father to the eighteen generations of ancestors to the gray grandson. Zhang Zuo was stunned and shouted immediately, and even bleeded blood and fell down.
Shao Shuhuan was stunned. Since Zhang Zuo was born with a sharp mouth, why could he be so embarrassed? He was so angry that he was so angry at the beginning?
"General?" said one of Mo Wu's personal soldiers anxiously.
"Hurry up, go and carry Mr. Zhang back!" Mo Wu said hurriedly.
Shao Shuhuan stood on the high city tower, looking at the soldiers from the Southern Xia Kingdom below, lifted Zhang Zuo down, and didn't know how to live or die. He couldn't help but shake his head. Zhang Zuo was no longer successful, so naturally no one had to come out to embarrass him.
"Your Highness, look—these men just can't help but scold!" A madam deliberately twisted her waist and walked to Shao Shuhuan.
"Yes, yes..." Shao Shuhuan nodded repeatedly, feeling embarrassed. He was also a man, so he naturally couldn't help but scold, "Thank you, Madam, Master Ting, reward!" While speaking, he hid behind Shao Ting without a trace.
These brothel madams are not easy to meet. Although they are not as brave as they are due to their identity, they still have some courage. They take the opportunity to approach him and touch his hands and hold his clothes - they wish they could bite a piece of meat from him.
"Your Highness, I am from the Tenderness Department. Our Golden Lotus Girl is still a clean official. If you have time, you might as well go over and sit there?" The madam wearing a big red flower just now bypassed Shao Ting and approached Shao Shuhuan and said with a smile.
"Mr. Shao, our Miss Wudie is the top player in Mizhou City. This is recognized. Mr. Shao is here to support her..." On the other side, many madams surrounded Shao Ting.
"General..." Even around Shao Qing, someone could not help but come and chat with him.
"Young Master!" Shao Shuhuan shouted loudly.
"Your Highness!" Shao Ting hurriedly agreed, handing the money he had prepared to the madams, and said with a smile, "Please go back, wait for Mizhou to relieve the troubles. I will naturally have a happy life!" As he spoke, he pushed and rushed, and finally sent the madams out.
"My mother..." Shao Ting fell on the chair, "I have seen it today..."
Shao Shuhuan also patted his chest, looking lingering in fear.
"Your Highness, that Prof Zhang seems to be very angry!" Shao Qing smiled, "From now on, I'm afraid they will be talking nonsense. Your Highness's move is really absent!" (To be continued,)
Chapter completed!