Chapter 1 Here we come!
Half a month passed in the blink of an eye
Wuji was nervous and worried that the situation of the Qidiaoshui shaking the ice ball did not occur.
Under the guidance of a bad goddess,
When I first came to Tianchao, I ran directly to the pork wholesale market where Tiehammer Lao Luo was. After a brief introduction, I rolled up my sleeves and showed my six-arm shape, and made a crazy chop.
He forced himself to bear the workload of ten guys and said pitifully that he could not make a living in a foreign country and could recognize his godfather first. He was willing to work every day, just give him some food...
Have you ever seen A-level awakened people make a living by chopping pork?
Anyway, I have never seen it, and of course Lao Luo has never seen it either. But the version of this story was told by Shen Luo, and the final result of the matter is...
Lao Luo said that as long as Suzi didn't come, he would agree to Suzi as his goddaughter. Just kidding, Suzi's swords were flying. Although it was indeed a one-person job, the cold light flashed and scared away half of the people in the market. Although everyone loves to watch it, if you see someone waving seven or eight Fusang samurai swords and cutting meat, would you dare to get close to it?
When Shinra talked about this matter with Wuji, she looked uncomfortable. After all, she also saw that Suzi had some favoritism for Wuji. This vague sense of threat made her feel uncomfortable. However, her arrogant personality made her not lose her figure and fight with Suzi to the death, because the greater threat came from the witch, that is, the guy who called herself Katerina.
However, according to Wuji's speculation, the ten-year-old ** was very eloquent at that time and pretended to be poor Suzi was controlled by the goddess, otherwise it would be impossible to be so cunning...
The world's No. 1 master's grocery store also started to operate normally after Wuji's return, but there was an extra salesperson. After Hualizi saved up enough pork and returned home in a glorious way, she jumped from Suzuko Yasuko to become the vice president and chief financial officer of the grocery store, referred to as the cashier......
He was plastered with Haotian Mirror under his butt, holding Lao Mi in his arms, and surfing the Internet to watch movies with a full 40-inch screen...a circle of snacks around him.
This is what Wuji saw in the store when he woke up in the morning. There is no doubt that this was the goddess's idea! Why? Because you didn't see Suzi's beautiful little head, there was a silver metal head next to her, just like a two-headed ogre, just one with black hair and the other with silver hair. It's strange that Suzi and the goddess have a very good relationship. The two have no ambiguity about sharing their bodies, and they are all together when eating, sleeping, and taking showers (this isn't nonsense...). More than once Wuji has maliciously thought about whether the two of them would trip in different directions that day, but unfortunately they never appeared...
At this moment, the goddess and Suzi were happily surfing the Internet and eating with them, and they were still shooting their bows left and right...
Wait, these two guys are in entertainment, who is working? Wuji turned his head and saw a black line...
Standing behind the cashier, who was depressed, wasn't Moonlight? This guy obviously surpassed the erect evolution speed of human beings. Now he can stand for a day without any problem. At this moment, he is very skilled in collecting money for customers and is very smart to make a small screen and keyboard on the counter. When he found that customers were happy to buy things and pay the bill, he also said a few words from time to time to promote outdated products...
Damn, raising foxes at critical moments is better than these two foodies... Wuji complained secretly.
After wandering around for a while, I found that as the president of a grocery store, I had nothing to do. I asked casually if the "two-headed ogre" who was playing with the computer had anything to do. I didn't expect that the other person had indeed turned around, but he only turned one head! And he said that online shopping is very convenient...
Humph, be careful that you will chop your thumbs one day, but considering that even if the metal-typed one is chopped, it may not be able to cut it, Wuji still sneaked to the next door bun shop to watch TV in disappointment.
There has been a lot of noise in the world recently.
The first is the goddess incident.
Secondly, a few days ago, interstellar refugees with a population of up to one billion. Oh no, immigrants finally arrived on Earth through various portals.
Unlike the imaginary momentum, countless earthlings watched the whole process all night, without any special effects on sound and light, no horned eagles, two-legged flying dragons, etc., all the people who came were wearing the simplest clothes, and most immigrants were empty-handed. The teleportation was all night, and the eyes of the people all over the world were sore after the last look. He was so bored... but there was nothing he could do.
According to the latest news, in order to prevent this immigration from arousing the disgust of people on earth or being more easily accepted, they have been instilling fantasy things such as elves, dwarves, orcs through various media, movies, games and even novels in humans over the past few decades.
I said, why have so many fantasy movies emerged over the years? It turns out that the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Avatar and other things are all from alien ginseng, just to avoid appearing when immigrating today. Hey, watch it, what is this thing or something.
Nowadays, most of the people in the world are that these guys are too unprofessional. Look, as an elf, you can carry a longbow, and it is good to have a few leaves on your waist. These are dressed like farmers, and they are professional orcs. Look, they are all wrapped in animal skins and all kinds of cute beast ears. Oh, no, why are there any aunts? The dwarf doesn’t even hold a hammer. This is even more unprofessional!
However, a large number of pairs of wild beasts appeared at the end of the team. It seems that interstellar immigration also considers the continuation of species. At this moment, immigration is quite a bit like Noah's Ark.
At the end of the news, it also stated that this immigration brought a lot of technology and a variety of plants, especially the elves mother trees brought by the elves this time will bring new hope to the heavily polluted earth. It seems that this is the reason why the earth spends a lot of effort to accept these immigrants...
Orc immigration has brought new methods of strengthening the ** and even developed some altars that humans can use, which will comprehensively improve the physical fitness of the people. Speaking of this, the reporter who reported the news even excitedly said that the N-set of radio gymnastics will be eliminated soon! We may enter the N+1 radio gymnastics era!
Damn, that's still the radio gymnastics... Wuji cursed
The dwarf brings new forging technology, and can provide various enhancements and blessings for the equipment of the awakened people on Earth. However, the reporter also said that friends who want to add 9 to 12 and have a lucky blow can take a shower and go to bed...
What other races bring is even more strange, so I won’t go into details.
Anyway...
They are here!!!
Chapter completed!