Chapter 624 Guanyin maid, can you make a phone call for me?
The imperial capital of Chang'an is full of beautiful cities. A spring rain suddenly drizzles, sneaking into the dark night with the breeze. The long street is quiet and silent, with only the clangs ringing.
It was already the hour of the night, and at about 10 o'clock in the evening in later generations, the ancients advocated going to bed early and getting up early, and did not stay up late to practice immortality like in later generations. But seeing a city of spring rain like silk, Chang'an seemed very quiet.
There was a curfew at night, and pedestrians were cut off. However, there were lights flashing in the palace of Chang'an City. But when the lights of Tai Chi Hall were illuminating the dark night, Li Shimin was writing at his desk, and there were volumes of memorials waiting to be reviewed on the table.
Being an emperor is not easy. Since you enjoy power, you have to pay responsibilities. At this point, the people have already slept at night. However, Li Shimin still had to stay up late to light the lights and review the memorials.
Although it is already warm March, the night is still a bit chilly. Li Shimin suddenly sneezes up to the sky. He reached out and picked up the tea bowl by the table and wanted to take a sip. The tea water touched his lips and found that it was already cold.
The emperor sighed and gently put the tea bowl on the table. He spread his hands and stretched his waist hard, shouting to the corner of the hall: "Where is the stay? Go and get me some midnight snacks, and bring another cup of hot tea. I will continue to review the memorials after eating and drinking..."
There was a promise in the corner of the hall, and then someone hurried to the door. However, he suddenly stopped at the door because someone happened to walk in outside the door.
The eunuch on duty quickly went to the side and knelt respectfully to salute. But he saw the person entering the door waved to him gently, signaling him not to make too much noise.
The eunuch on duty nodded quickly, then walked out of the hall gate slowly.
The person who entered the door walked all the way to the emperor. She didn't speak, but walked directly behind the emperor and raised her hand gently, and then helped the emperor to lower his shoulders softly.
Only then did Li Shimin pay attention to someone and put down the memorials he had reviewed.
The emperor did not look back, but he knew who was behind him without looking back. He stretched his waist lazily again, and then enjoyed the comfort of someone pounding his back. Suddenly, he sneezed again to the sky, rubbed his nose and said, "Guanyin maid, I seem to have a little typhoid..."
The person who helped him massage his back was Changsun. Hearing this, his two little hands stopped suddenly, and then quickly reached out from the side to touch Li Shimin's forehead. But he felt the temperature was normal. Changsun was slightly stunned and said, "Your Majesty, your forehead is normal, it doesn't seem to have typhoid fever. What's wrong with you? I'll call the Imperial Doctor!"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly exclaimed, and it turned out that it was Li Shimin who was grabbed in his arms. The emperor laughed and looked proud, and deliberately teased: "Young lady, don't be afraid, please let me touch the bones very much..."
Changsun glared at her husband angrily and said angrily: "I was shocked by you just now, and I thought it was really typhoid. Your Majesty is all grandpas, how can you still be as rough as you were when you were young? If this kind of thing is spread, it will be terrible. Do you forget that you want to be a good grandpa, and you also want Shitou to learn how to govern the country with you majestic standards? With your current attitude, good children will be taught badly."
Li Shimin held Changsun’s slender waist with one hand, coughed gently when he heard this, and said with a flash of eyes: “Since Xiao Shitou entered the palace, Guanyin maid, you have not cared about me for two months. I am in my prime in the spring and autumn, so how hard is it to sleep on the bed alone? Come on, take advantage of my time tonight to take care of me for a night of comfort.”
Changsun spat, gave her husband a vicious look, and sneered, "San Dai Sanqian, will you be unbearable? Your Majesty, don't make trouble, I will go to sleep with Xiao Shitou later."
Li Shimin sighed and let go of his hand holding his wife in disappointment. The emperor suddenly looked out of the hall and frowned and said, "You, a grandmother, dominate your grandson all day long. How can Doudou feel? Stone should follow your mother, so that is reasonable. You can just take care of your children during the day and leave them for Doudou to take care of them at night. The brat is far away from the frontier, and if you have stones to accompany Doudou, you won't be lonely..."
Changsun opened his mouth, his face obviously reluctant, and said cowardly: "Shitou likes to kick quilts at night, and I am afraid that Doudou will not take good care of him."
Li Shimin shouted and said mockingly, "Do you believe this by Guanyin maid? Do you think such a careful girl can't take good care of the child? I think you are just greedy and reluctant to take care of the child for your daughter-in-law."
Changsun hummed softly in his nose, turned his head and angrily refused to look at his husband.
Li Shimin had no choice but to pat his forehead, and suddenly walked around with a pleasing face, and asked with a saliva: "Guanyin Maid, tell me where the bad guy has fought? Is there a great victory in the frontier war? Have you entered the grassland according to previous plans?"
Changsun hummed again, turned his head to the other side of the angrily, and said, "You are the emperor, why are you asking me about state affairs? I am not allowed to interfere in politics in my harem, so don't tell me about such things as war. Wouldn't you ask where Yue'er is fighting? There is a Hong Ling urgent envoy in the court, so you can send a 800-li fast rider to ask..."
Li Shimin rubbed his big hands, salivated his face and continued to please Changsun, and said softly: "Isn't this annoying? Hong Ling is so anxious that he can't be faster than his cell phone. It will take ten days to go from Chang'an to the grassland, but you can call the brat immediately after dialing the phone. My good Guanyin maid, please call me and ask. Otherwise, I promise not to find another concubine today for three months, and I will only live in your queen's bedroom obediently."
Changsun sneered and said, "There is no phone number, you can find another concubine. Anyway, I am already old and ugly, so it is normal for Your Majesty to dislike..."
This is considered to be unreasonable and start to act arrogantly. Since ancient times, women will definitely be troublesome if they are unreasonable. Even the emperor has to grit their teeth in anger, but they can't get married.
But Li Shimin had a bad temper after all, and he finally exploded after enduring for a long time. The emperor suddenly shouted loudly and said angrily: "If you don't fight, don't fight. I'll ask Doudou, you don't have your phone, but Doudou also has it."
As he said that, he lifted the hem of the dragon robe and made a gesture to go out to find Doudou.
Changsun just smiled and stood there without moving for a moment. The queen looked at her with a slight smug look, and said, "Okay, go find her. The daughter-in-law was already asleep in the middle of the night. I'll see how you, the father-in-law, went to break into the daughter-in-law's room."
Li Shimin immediately stopped and sighed dejectedly at the sky.
"What, Your Majesty won't go?" Changsun smiled so badly that he looked ill, with his eyebrows and eyes full of narrowness.
Li Shimin had no choice but to look at her and said angrily: "How do you ask me to go in the middle of the night?"
"You know it's midnight, too?"
Changsun rolled his husband's eyes fiercely and said with a grudge: "Since I know it's midnight, why do you still have to call me? Is our son not sleeping? He has suffered so much at the border..."
Chapter completed!