Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Chapter 410 You are a bit stupid

In the evening of that day, the sun sets.

A bonfire was rising outside the dilapidated Niujia Village. The soldiers in the army set up a large iron pot, then stabbed bags of grain directly with a knife, and picked it up and poured it into the pot.

It is so unpretentious when eating in the army. Add water to the pot, fill up the grain, and then boil it on high heat to turn into porridge. This is a meal that fills your stomach.

Although it is so simple and docile, no one complains that it is good to have enough food in this era. The folk bran and vegetables are half a year of food, and if you don’t starve to death, you will be a good harvest.

The big pot was gusting and steaming. Some ordinary people looked at the big pot and looked envious. They twitched their noses from time to time, and there was a slurred mouth in their mouths.

There is a small river not far from the camp. A group of soldiers peeled the prey with knives and washed the meat by the river. Then they threw it to the waiter waiting line for barbecue.

It is also very simple to grill in the military. Take a stick and put a string of prey on the fire rack. Then, it keeps rolling and turning, and slowly the aroma of meat overflows.

This time, when we entered the mountains to search and rescue the people, the soldiers swept the northern foothills of the Qinling Mountains, the result was that the mountains and forests were almost plundered and thousands of prey were killed.

Next to the river, the corpses of jackals, tigers and leopards piled up all over the ground, like a hill.

The people of Niujia Village were swallowing their saliva again, and their eyes were occasionally peeking at the big pot of porridge, and then peeking at the barbecue game.

"Oh oh, I'm going to eat meat tonight..." More than a dozen butch-slutty kids ran around happily. The children were simple-minded. After returning from the mountains, they found that the soldiers were kind and kind. They forgot about fear after only half a day.

At this time, Han Yue was sitting cross-legged by a big rock to enjoy the cool air. His generals and several old men from Niujia Village were chatting with each other. A few little butt-sucking babies ran past everyone with laughter. Han Yue suddenly laughed and grabbed the little baby in his hand.

He raised his hand and slapped the little baby's round butt egg lightly, pretending to be fierce, "Little Gua shouts to uncle, come and listen, otherwise you will smash your butt egg."

The butt doll was not afraid at all. He twisted his hands and suddenly made a face and giggled, "You are not a bad person, you are not a bad person..."

Children’s intuition is the most sensitive, and they can detect good and bad people.

"You little melon!" Han Yue laughed and scolded, then slapped the baby's butt again, suddenly plucked his chick, let go of his hands and said, "Don't run around at night, be careful to fall and cry out hurts."

While speaking, he took out a handful of copper coins from his arms, then stuffed them into the doll's bellyband casually, clapped his hands and shouted, "Get out of here!"

"I'm not a coward, I'm a man at home!" The butt doll made another face, and the chicken under her crotch flew away, shouting from time to time, shouting, "Eat meat, eat meat."

Two women in the distance stopped the little kid and carefully searched for copper coins in his bellyband. The woman took out the money and her hands were trembling. The other woman looked envious and surprised and happy and said: "The noble man actually gave so much, half a penny of money. Sister-in-law, you have given it. You don't have to eat bran in the second half of the year..."

The woman nodded repeatedly, and wanted to put away the copper coins. She whispered: "Master Niu said that the noble man is the prince. It turns out that the prince is so rich."

One of these two women is the mother of the butt doll, and the other is the aunt of the butt doll. They were originally helping the chefs cook, but they caught their children by Han Yue. At first, they were extremely frightened, but the chef next to them smiled and comforted them: "Your good luck is here. Our prince likes children the most. I am afraid that it will give me some rewards when I grab them in my hands..."

The two women were a little unbelievable, but they saw Han Yue paying money to put it in the baby's bellyband. They didn't bother to help cook and blocked the child here and waited for the child to come.

The child's mother kept the money, but the child's aunt looked envious and swallowed, "The prince is so generous, but it's a pity that my Niu Niu was not arrested..."

Before the word "stay" was finished, the woman suddenly stopped talking in surprise and pointed to the distance and said happily: "Catch it, the prince has caught my Niu Niu!"

As he spoke, his voice trembled a little.

A chef next to him laughed and said, "Congratulations, the prince likes boys, but he prefers girls to be cute. Your little girl is probably rewarded more..."

...

...

The two women were eager and nervous, and their eyes turned and looked into the distance.

But when Han Yue sat cross-legged next to the big stone, he reached out to catch a little girl of five or six years old, and said with a gentle smile: "Why are you, little girl, bare butt, not afraid of being embarrassed?"

The little girl put her finger in her mouth and bit her. After a long time, she suddenly giggled and said sweetly: "My family is very poor. My mother wants to make clothes for her brother!"

Han Yue was stunned and threw the little girl on his back, bent down to play with her, but asked, "Are you angry? Your brother has clothes to wear, but you don't have clothes to wear?"

The little girl rode on his back and had fun playing. She grabbed Han Yue's hair with both hands and giggled: "Niu Niu is not angry. The village grandfather said that when I grow to eight or nine years old, my mother will have to use her clothes to cut them all for me even if she is poor. Then I can wear clothes..."

"I only wear clothes at the age of eight or nine?" Han Yue was stunned again.

The old man from Niucun next to him sighed and said with shame: "Your Majesty, don't be angry. We are helpless. The people's families are poor, so the children can only cover their bodies with their bellybands. However, the girl is a girl after all. Once she grows to eight or nine years old, she will have to buy a piece of clothes even if she is poor!"

"I'll get out of this dress..." Han Yue carefully carried the girl off his back, turned to Ada and others and said, "I don't have much money in my pocket. I will lend you some envoys this time."

Upon hearing this, Ada nodded and quickly took out a bag of money from his arms and gave it respectfully.

Han Yue took it and looked at it, and smiled and said, "You guy is getting rich now, and the money in your pocket is full of broken silver!"

Ada lowered his head and coughed dryly, saying carefully: "The leader of a clan. The Wild Wolf Guard has just gained a foothold in the Tang Dynasty. I have to build more favors for the clan. But I am not familiar with the place, so my subordinates can only visit others with a calm face. Those dukes and ministers are easy to talk to, but their gatekeepers are not easy to deal with. In order to get in smoothly, they must bring some money and precautions."

Han Yue said 'um'. He didn't blame Ada for visiting Chang'an, but just smiled lightly and said, "The King of Hell is easy to meet, but the little devil is difficult to deal with. You should be able to open the way with broken silver."

Ada held his head up and said loudly: "Report to the prince, those princes and ministers should give you a little face. If you have a visit under your command, they will definitely give you a gift."

"I value your military power, not all for my face!" Han Yue laughed and said lightly: "The Wild Wolf Guard has 100,000 Iron Cavalry, and you General Ada is a big shot in their eyes..."

Ada quickly knelt down and said solemnly: "In my eyes, there is only the prince!"

"Get up, I didn't blame you again, I'm scared to you!"

Han Yue waved his hand, and he poured Ada's purse hard, emptying all the broken silver inside, then threw the purse back, and said with a smile: "This money is considered to be borrowed. If I think of it, I will pay it back in the future. If I can't remember it, I will be unlucky."

Ada quickly shook his head and said, "It's better if you don't have any luck or not, it's better if the prince doesn't pay it back..."

Han Yue turned his head and hugged the little girl and said in a gentle voice: "Xiao Niu Niu, tell your uncle what your name is. As long as you answer correctly, uncle will give you money to buy clothes."

As soon as he said this, everyone came to him to reward the child. The two women in the distance were very nervous. The girl's mother put her hands on her chest, looking at the pious look on her face, and she didn't know which gods and Buddhas they were praying for.

Knowing that Han Yue was teasing the little kid, everyone was still looking forward to the little kid's answer. However, the little girl tilted her head and thought for a long time, then suddenly boldly stretched out her little hand to scratch Han Yue's nose, and giggled sweetly: "You are a little stupid, even more stupid than Brother Niu Dan. My name is Xiao Niu Niu Niu. Why do you still ask if you shouted it out just now?"

Tong Yan Wuji, Han Yue was stunned, then laughed, grabbed the girl's little hand and said, "Who said I'm stupid? I didn't call you Xiaoniu just now!"

"Then are you going to take the test for me?" Xiao Niu Niu put her finger in her mouth and bit her, and Yanran smiled and said, "Niu Niu is so smart. Grandpa said I am the smartest girl!"

"Well, Niu Niu is very smart!" Han Yue nodded and agreed, smiling and said, "But this intelligence is born. You must study hard in the future so that you can continue to be smart."

He suddenly stuffed the broken silver into Niu Niu's bellyband, pinched the little girl's face, and said in a gentle voice: "Go to see your mother, she is waiting to help you count the money!"

It turned out that Han Yue saw everything.

The two women in the distance were a little embarrassed, but they couldn't help staring at the girl's bellyband, guessing in their hearts how much money the prince rewarded.

Han Yue gently put Xiao Niu Niu on the ground, and saw the little girl giggling and running away, rushing towards her mother all the way. Han Yue shouted loudly to the other side and reminded him: "Two sisters-in-law, remember, the silver in Niu Niu's bellyband should be kept for study, you sir, can't use it for flowers..."

The two women knelt on the ground and kowtowed, crying and said, "The prince is merciful, the civilian woman kowtowed you. However, we cannot save the money you gave you. The family is too poor, so I am afraid I have to use some flowers."

Mr. Su from Niujia Village whispered: "Your Majesty, don't blame them. You are too poor. Niu Niu is a girl again. No matter how much money you give, she can't study!"

"Barring!" Han Yue's face suddenly became cold and he shouted softly: "Boys are babies, but girls are not babies? All things are born to support people. As long as they are humans, they must be equal. I am the prince and Niu Niu is a child. But when you see her riding on my neck to play, did I feel a little disgusted?"

Everyone didn't say anything, Han Yue snorted and continued: "The emperor or beggar just had different identities, but human life was not distinguished from noble or low. Since God has allowed girls to be born into this world, they are qualified to enjoy equality. In the past, the people valued boys over girls, and in the future, I will change this problem for everyone..."

...
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next