Chapter 73: Chen Xiaoyu's legendary best friend
Oh, it turned out that Su Fang's express delivery arrived, Chen Yan felt relieved.
As a result, when he saw Su Fang's eyes suddenly opened wide after hearing the words, showing a look of fear and excitement. She gestured to Chen Yan for sure, absolutely not to speak! Then he raised his voice and said in a normal tone, "Master, please put the express delivery by the door, thank you!"
"But you need to sign this express delivery." The person who delivered the express delivery said in embarrassment.
"But it's really inconvenient for me now... Well... I'm having a stomachache!" Su Fang said loudly.
"……Oh well."
The man outside the door had no choice but to put down his things and leave.
Chen Yan was in chaos. Are you acting? Su Fang's performance was weird enough, but she was not as good as the one outside the door - the courier outside the door just said a few words, Chen Yan recognized his identity from his voice - it was clearly the male policeman I met at noon! Is the police still delivering couriers part-time?
Besides, the box he put down was clearly empty! Chen Yan could hear it clearly!
I have to say that his hearing is so great now... It's worth his "woof" for so long.
Chen Yan used his extraordinary intelligence to reason quickly, and it seemed that there was only one truth - "Is your boyfriend outside?"
He asked Su Fang in a low voice. Yes, this is the only possibility! Su Fang’s boyfriend is a policeman, and they usually like to play role-playing games. But today, Su Fang is afraid that she will open the door and let her boyfriend see her in the room with a strange man... There is nothing wrong with this logical chain. I have learned from Oma for so long and it turns out that I have made great progress!
"Of course it's not my boyfriend! Are you pretending or really not knowing?!" Su Fang's eyes widened and she looked at Chen Yan curiously.
"What are you pretending?" Chen Yan spread his hands innocently. I am not lying unless necessary. "If you want to say it, hurry up. That guy walked to the second floor and stopped."
With the blessing of discounting the attributes and training, Chen Yan's facial features and five senses are really powerful now - he can't see them in another world (because everyone is very powerful), but he felt them as soon as he came back. What happened outside the door now? He could hear it almost through his voice.
"Then tell me first what you have done in the month of your disappearance!" Su Fang asked hurriedly.
"Oh, of course, I suddenly realized the true meaning of life and started a journey of walking around. Go to the strange... Go to the snow-capped mountains and grasslands to return to nature and enjoy loneliness. Later, I encountered an indescribable supernatural event (skeleton soldiers) in a certain ruin, so I had to emerge from the mountain and temporarily return to human society." Chen Yan said, well, the content is basically fine.
Sure enough! Su Fang believed it all! She even gave herself a thumbs up. No wonder Chen Yan was so angry that when he first met, he was filled with an artist's temperament... and the smell of an artist.
"Then you definitely don't know that you are wanted by the police! The police came to you eight times a day, and it is said that even our phone number was monitored! Why would Xiaoyu be in a hurry to go abroad? She said you are so thief, and you must have run away first! So she went abroad to wait for you!"
"Wanted... Damn!" Suddenly, he was chased by a man in black, hid in a building, hijacked a restaurant on the roof, and cut through the glass wall and jumped off the building... All these things were filled with my heart! "Penni, Panni Panni! Shouldn't these things be destroyed by Ao Harmony? How could they be pursued on me?"
"...what do you think." Panny, who had not spoken, replied lazily at this time. "It's said that only changes caused by people outside the mapping room will be erased. You are an indigenous person in the mapping room, and of course the impact is still there! There are so many cameras in modern society, so Ao will not work hard to erase them."
"How could this happen? This is so unfair!" Chen Yan was angry!
"Wait... If the behavior of those men in black is erased, doesn't it mean that everything seems to be done by me alone?" Thinking of myself "only" running through the Lujiazui Green Zone, mingling into the tour group alone, holding the restaurant clerk on the rooftop with a simulated gun, making a terror statement alone, and then jumping down from the top floor alone... I stepped on the horse and this was a "lone wolf-like" terrorist attack!
"Of course! Especially often you talk and do things to the air, and you look like a lunatic." Panni added fuel to the fire.
"Penni...please stop kidding, please help me find a solution!" Chen Yan said a little annoyed. "The police are outside the door. Even if I want to pretend to be a lunatic, I have to have time to find a good lawyer."
"...Oh, Xiao Yanyan, don't you understand it yet? I thought you knew it before." Panny stopped and chuckled, "Put your position higher, don't be covered by these trivial things, you will see--when the world moves forward, you can't go back.
No matter how much you love ordinary life, you can't go back! In this multiverse, including Io, many people are looking forward to someone returning to the heights of the Lady of the City and taking on the corresponding responsibilities. You are the heir of the Lady and one of the people who are most likely to reach that height. You can say that this is the will of the universe. Io can tolerate you killing and setting fires in the world of the mapping room, tolerating you to destroy the country, and even ignore the rules he set - all this is OK - but he will never tolerate you to continue living like an ordinary person.
The multiverse is unacceptable!”
Just know! Chen Yan complained, and he knew that the advantage was not easy to take...
However, this also verifies some of his speculations about the lady: as the only two gods, the lady is not without a clergy, but her clergy is so high that it cannot be described by rule description. So on the surface, the lady does nothing all day long. But in fact, maybe the role she plays is a key role such as the counterweight hammer, fulcrum, and the intersection of the front and back of the multiverse. Maybe she suppresses the universe, and her existence is the guarantee of the continuation of the multiverse.
And losing her, Io's multiverse eyes looked at the pill, "Haha~ Panny, do you think I guess it's reliable?"
Penny: "Well, ah, um, oh... That's right, we're so important! Although there's nothing to do, we've really worked hard all the time!"
Therefore, Io must be particularly looking forward to the second god and the gods appearing, so he would not hesitate to open the back door for me. However, Chen Yan is too far away from that position now, and it is probably the spare tire of the spare tire, but Io boss will not give up on me casually!
(Io: "...I'm a 40-meter big knife.")
"Okay, I understand." This was to Panni and Su Fang. When Chen Yan picked up the Coke and was about to take a sip, Su Fang held it down.
"The police are right outside the door, you should do your business first." Su Fang took away the Coke from his hand calmly.
"...Damn!" Looking at the can of Coke that was filled with unknown content, Chen Yan didn't know what to say. Su Fang, you are really worthy of... Chen Xiaoyu's best friend!
Chen Yan had no choice but to throw this matter behind his head and find a big mountaineering bag. "Take the time to help me find some essentials. I don't have time to charge my phone... Su Fang, I need some food, a charger, Xiaoyu's phone number and address, and I'll get a few more items to change my clothes."
"Okay!" Su Fang quickly flipped through a lot of things, and while pretending to him, he said to Shen Yan in a low voice. "Xiaoyu said that if you run away, she will become a burden to you in China. It is better to go abroad and wait. Moreover, she took out all your money and exchanged it for Mi Yuan. Put it in the bank and it will only be frozen. The money is stored in her mother's place. If you want to get the money, remember to be careful. Auntie won't care about your money, but she may call the police."
At this time, a voice came from outside the door again, and this time it was changed to a female voice.
“403, check the water meter.”
"Shh~" Chen Yan covered Su Fang's mouth that was about to speak and replied loudly. "Sister, my water meter is outside the door."
"I was wrong, we delivered food."
"Did Qiandu still eat it?"
“…… thousand degrees.”
"You gave it wrong. Did I order it to eat it? It's easy to leave and not give it to you!"
"Little Bunny! Prepare for the Blasting Team!"
"Sister, our country does not have a blasting team. And I heard it, you are just two of you." Chen Yan riled while quarreling.
"...Where is Lao Zhang who unlocked the lock? Go and ask him to come up and pry the door!" Chen Yan heard the female policeman's angrily order, and then raised his head to shout at the door. "Chen Yan! I know you are inside! I tell you that the neighborhood has been blocked by our people! Open the door quickly and honestly cooperate with us to go back and investigate... You still have a chance. Now you are just a suspect, and you have not yet determined. Don't delay yourself! Be honest and lenient, resist strictness!"
"But I'm in the toilet! Well... I'm having a stomachache!" Chen Yan shouted.
"Little bastard! Wait for me to catch you later!" Sister Li was so angry that she was sent with the same excuse.
"Ha~" Su Fang couldn't help laughing out loud, and said in a little scared way. "What should I do now? How do you run?"
"There is a way to go to the window." Chen Yan smiled, "But I have to let you down." He found a clothesline and "Come on, stretch out his hand." Su Fang didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly his cheeks turned red and his eyes were as charming as silk. "Why do you like this... Then, tie it tighter."
Chen Yan didn't have the time to think about these things now? His hands were like a butterfly, and he instantly tied Su Fang to a elves knot. Although it was not as hot as the Eastern armor bondage, the elves knot was the crystallization of the art of elves for tens of thousands of years of binding, and it was very beautiful to tie people!
Just as he was tying him, Su Fang pressed her to his ear and asked in a low voice, "Is my figure good?"
The heat sprayed on Shen Yan's ears, and he felt his heart skip a beat! The snow-white body couldn't help but appear in his mind, and the anger immediately came up.
His eyes are very good now. At that time, a best friend only covered his face, allowing him to see everything from top to bottom... Although Su Fang is not as good as Chen Xiaoyu, she can almost catch up with Chen Yan's height. She has long legs that are rare among women, and is dazzlingly white.
Chen Yan smiled unnaturally and whispered, "You reminded me of how Xiaoyu evaluated you."
"Bi Chi? Little bitch? I know." Perhaps because it was very close at this moment and there was no eye contact, Su Fang's speech became more and more unscrupulous. "It is natural to prevent fire, theft and best friends! But Xiaoyu rented me the house and asked me to tell you about these things. You should guess what I would do."
"Then you still do it! Speaking of which, although I am Xiaoyu's boyfriend and you are her best friend, this is the first time we have met today, right? Don't you think... isn't it appropriate to say these?"
"You have known me just now, but I have known you for a whole year! I haven't had it once at the age of 25, and it's all caused by you! I can't be interested in other men, and I'm also very desperate!" Su Fang said fiercely, "You don't know what your Chen Xiaoyu has done to me. You have to be responsible to me!"
Well, Chen Yan was dumbfounded. Is there any place to make sense in this world?
Fortunately, the sound outside the door became louder and louder at this time, and the door lock began to sound like "slammed" lock-picking.
"Hold the end of the rope, if no one comes in, you can untie it by pulling it..." Chen Yan tied the knot and put one end in Su Fang's hand. In this way, she was removed from her. The previous answer could also be said to be forced by Chen Yan. No one in the world has ever seen the elf knot. Unless it is carefully analyzed, it is impossible to guess that the key to untie is held in the hand of the tied person.
"Okay, stop talking, I'll find a clean towel to stuff my mouth." Chen Yan said helplessly. The tough Chen Xiaoyu has a tough best friend, and he understands.
"Use that!" Su Fang signaled provocatively, the Nene she had just changed on the bed, and then looked at Chen Yan hotly. "My phone is on that note, I ask me, I promise Xiaoyu agrees!"
Chen Yan shook his head without answering, picked up the white one and stuffed it into Su Fang's mouth. Su Fang bit it without any disgust, and blinked at him, throwing a charming look.
"Mad, they are all fairies!" Chen Yan bent down and muttered.
He put on a bow, hung the broken pieces again on his body, grabbed the bag filled with big bags and Augustine, and took a few steps back. Then he rushed up, stepped on the window ridge with force, and flew through several meters of space like a gray eagle, jumping onto the big tree opposite! He twisted his waist and leveraged the force again, and turned around the roof of the building!
Su Fang, who had been watching, looked like this at this moment.
Xiaoyu's boyfriend turned out to be Batman?!
"I'm sorry." Chen Yan stuffed the bag containing Augustine into the corner of the roof and hid it. He explained, "Old Ao, if you have the ability, leave by yourself, or just wait here for me... I will come back at most half a month, and then I will take you back to the world when I came here!
Let's go!"
He directly chose a direction to leverage a few steps. The greening of this old community was excellent - and Chen Yan's ability to jump trees suddenly rose to a higher level since that parkour ran. He jumped up and stepped on the trunk, and several ups and downs, and then he came out of an "encircle" that did not exist or not.
No one saw it from beginning to end.
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PS1: Testing on the edge of harmony.
PS2: Dear, you really guessed a lot of plots in this chapter! Lao Lei endured it for a long time... he still endured it and didn't tear the manuscript. Please don't urge you to update it. I can't update it before it was put on the shelves, but it's been big chapters recently.
Chapter completed!