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707、Maybe it’s the dissatisfaction of desire

Yi Yun took a large group of monks down the mountain to find his army. When everyone returned to the place where they camped the night before, it was already late, so they had to set up camp.

Puzhi led a group of bald heads to a camp next to him to avoid getting too close to Yi Yun's girls. Shaolin monks should pay attention to the rules and regulations and not have too close contact with the female donor, otherwise they will easily become possessed. Yi Yun doesn't like other men to get too close to his women. They live in a camp just in time to save trouble.

Everyone set up the stove and started cooking.

After a while, the smell of vegetables came from the camp in Shaolin, but there was a smell of meat floating on Yiyun, and two fragrances squeezed in the air...

The girls sighed together: "Oh, we really want to eat the vegetarian dishes of Shaolin monks. It is said that vegetarianism is more beautiful, and it also has the effect of losing weight, which can reduce fat... Prince, go and ask the monks from Shaolin Temple to ask for some vegetarian food."

Yi Yun frowned slightly. They didn't like to eat vegetarian food, but it was nothing for men to put some effort into what their women wanted to eat. He stood up and hummed, "It's a piece of vegetarian food, a piece of cake, I'll go and ask for something back."

Yi Yun walked towards the monk camp.

The monk on the other side also sighed: "Amitova, I really want to eat the meat over there... The little monk is definitely not trying to eat meat. The little monk is drinking and meat passing through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart... Brother Puzhi, you are the smartest. Is there any way to ask the prince for some meat? Let's experience the state of having meat in your mouth and no meat in your heart?"

Puzhi snorted and said, "First of all, Senior Brother is going to help you ask for meat. Senior Brother himself doesn't want to eat it, but after the meat is collected, Senior Brother will supervise whether you are dedicated to Buddha and whether you can truly forget about things and me, so Senior Brother has to reluctantly eat a few bites."

Puzhi walked towards Yiyun Camp.

As they walked, the two of them collided with a thud in the woods... At that moment, there was no need for words. A fire that blew up from the interlaced eyes sounded in the air, and Yi Yun and Pu Zhi shook hands.

Yi Yun: "Okay, I understand. I will exchange meat for your vegetarian dishes!"

Puzhi: "Okay, I understand, I will exchange vegetarian dishes for your meat!"

After a while, Puzhi returned to the monks with more than a dozen plates of various meat dishes. The monks exclaimed: "Wow. This fried cabbage looks good, I've eaten it!" After that, he picked up a chicken leg and chewed it hard.

"Wow, this sweet potato looks delicious. I ate it!" Someone picked up a piece of roast beef and chewed it hard.

"Wow, this cucumber looks delicious, I want it!" Someone picked up a meatball and threw it into his mouth.

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On the other hand, Yi Yun returned to the girls with a large plate of vegetarian dishes. When Saga Sunshi saw the vegetarian dishes, his eyes suddenly shone: "This is what... what the monks in the cute country eat? I really want to eat..."

Yi Yun smiled, brought out a plate of dishes, put them in front of the girls and said, "Look. This is the vegetarian dish, fish-flavored shredded pork."

"Nani?" Saga Sunshi was shocked: "Fish-flavored shredded pork? Is this a Shenmazhai dish?"

The girls were also shocked and looked down. It turned out to be a good plate of fish-flavored shredded pork, which was fried to be full of color, fragrance and taste. Is this a vegetarian dish?

Yi Yun laughed and said, "You can pick up some shredded pork to eat."

The girls carefully picked up a piece of shredded meat, put it in their mouths, and chewed it... It's a trick. This is dried tofu cut into shreds. It turns out that the so-called fish-flavored shredded meat is actually fish-flavored shredded tofu, and all the shredded meat inside is fake.

Yi Yun brought out another plate of dishes and smiled and said, "This is braised abalone."

"Oh my God? Abalone? This is a vegetarian dish again?" The girls became smart this time: "What is this thing?"

Yi Yun picked up a piece of abalone with chopsticks and stuffed it into Saga Sunshi's mouth. She chewed it for a long time before she sweated and said in a cold sweat: "This is abalone made of mushrooms."

Next, Yi Yun served another dish: "This is roast goose!"

"This... what's the matter made of this?"

"Ah, it's fried tofu skin!"

Next were all kinds of dishes, such as spicy beef, squid, meatballs, etc., all made of tofu, oily skin and other messy things, which made the girls sweat.

Saga Sunshi couldn't help but sigh: "The monks in the Great Mandarin are so amazing. They can actually make all kinds of vegetarian dishes like meat dishes. It's really amazing. By the way, why do monks make vegetarian dishes like meat dishes? What's the purpose?"

Yi Yun spread his hands: "Monks are limited to the rules and cannot eat meat dishes, but they are still eager to eat meat dishes in nature, so they have created these vegetarian dishes that look like meat dishes. After all, these things are the products of dissatisfaction with desires."

The girls were so thundered that they finally finished their meal. After finally finishing their meal, An Jing and An Qian suddenly thought of Yu Dayou and couldn't help asking: "The world's number one sword seems to be still angry and refuse to come out to eat. Let's take some vegetarian dishes for him, and it's said that it was given to him by the monk from Shaolin Temple. It was not from us, so he might have eaten it."

"You two sisters are kind-hearted, but that guy is too useless. He said a lot of big talk, but he didn't have any effort at all." Other girls expressed their dissatisfaction.

An Jing and An Qian smiled and shook their heads. Although the "No. 1 Sword in the World" looked a bit like a scam person, they were kind-hearted by nature and still didn't want to keep him aside. So the two of them packed up a few leftovers and brought them over. After a while, Yu Dayou's scream came from afar: "I'm full, I have the strength. Two kind girls, you can draw your sword at me. This time I will definitely teach you the sword of Dugu Jiujian's sword."

"Forget it, Mr. Yu, we have appreciated your kindness. You should rest more. It is impossible to recover your physical strength after being hungry for a long time. You should slowly nourish your body. It is not too late to talk about swordsmanship in the future..." An Jing and An Qian comforted kindly.

"Don't say that, I really know Dugu Jiujian, let me teach you!"

"No!"

"I really know the Nine Swords of Dugu... Please let me teach you!" Yu Dayou's screams echoed in the woods.

The next day, everyone finally went down the mountain and returned to the army. Yi Yun sent someone to call Dong Ying and said goodbye, "Cousin, Shaolin and his party are finally over. I am going to go to Shaanxi to suppress the bandits. You can go back to Xiangyang first."

"Return to Xiangyang? No!" Dong Ying stood in the heavy rain and hummed, "I don't want to go back yet. I want to follow you to suppress the bandits."

"No?" Yi Yun Dahan: "You don't know how to do professional skills or something, so what can you do with me?"

"Let's watch the fun!" Dong Ying said with confidence.

"Hey, war, people who are about to die are not places to watch the fun."

"Then you have the heart to watch your cousin's head raining down, walking back to Xiangyang alone?" Dong Ying blinked and said pitifully.

"I deserve it, who will make you smell bad?"

"Stinky cousin, it's actually very useful." Dong Ying said seriously: "Take me to suppress the bandits, there are many benefits. Look... If a peerless beauty follows the formation, you will definitely be fascinated by the thieves and defeat yourself without fighting. Such a beauty is simply a must-have for traveling at home and exterminate the bandits."

"Come on, the peerless beauty wearing armor and straw raincoats, and the straw raincoats are still storming outwards is indeed a bit fascinating." Yi Yun complained: "Go back to Xiangyang quickly."

"No, they have more uses." Dong Ying said: "Look, I am simply a source of water for activities. I heard that Shaanxi and Xi are short of water. You may often lack water on the march. Just like when you were in Xinye Oasis, the whole army was thirsty. How unscientific? Take my words with me and when you want water, go to me and pick up a pot... so domineering."

"This... this is a pretty good plan." Yi Yun Khan found that he was convinced. As Dong Ying said, the road ahead was vast and there was a high possibility that water was short. Taking this guy was like carrying a moving water source. He really went wherever he went. If he didn't take her, he wouldn't have the confidence to let a hazy bird obediently rain.

"Okay, you can follow me!" Yi Yun compromised.

"Wow, stinky guy, you are such a bad guy." Dong Ying laughed.

In this way, Yi Yunjun started to enter Shaanxi with an unreliable King of Xiangyang, three hundred unreliable Shaolin Stick Monks, and an unreliable No. 1 sword in the world. After leaving Shaoshi Mountain, he had to travel west first and soon arrived at the ancient capital Luoyang. There was also a prince stationed here, named Luoyang King, with his surname Guan. It is said that his ancestors were also one of the founding generals, and he was a lost man. He sounded very powerful. However, the current King of Luoyang is already old, and the next Prince of Luoyang is a man. Yi Yun was not very interested in men and deliberately did not go in to meet him. He just walked around the city.

After passing Luoyang, we continued to go west. After a few days, everyone finally arrived at Tongguan.

Tongguan has a very long history and existed when the Dameng Kingdom was founded. It is a powerful pass that has lasted for thousands of years and is known as the East Gate of Guanzhong. It has always been a place that military strategists must fight for.

When Yi Yun's army arrived outside Tongguan, he saw that there was a very majestic and domineering checkpoint in front of him. There were two mountains here, one south and one north, clamping the official road. On the necessary road among the two mountains, there was a long wall of passes. The wall of passes connected to the north and south, completely blocking the necessary road.

This wall is very domineering, at least ten meters high, and the length is no less than ten kilometers. It runs north and south, making people unable to see it. There is a big door open in the middle of the wall, and this door is also very huge. When you walk to the front of the door, you must hold your head up to see the full picture of the door.

Yi Yun walked to the door and shouted loudly in it: "Which general is stationed in Tongguan? Please open the door and let my army go. I am Zhu Yun, the prince of Shanghai, and the ones who are traveling with King Jinling, King Qiantang, King Xiangyang, etc...."
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