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702、Reconcile the yin and yang

On this day, the sun was shining, the birds sang happily, the fields were filled with refreshing and dark clouds were raining.

Well, the last sentence describing the scenery is indeed a bit strange. Isn’t it sunny? It’s drizzling with dark clouds? But that’s true. The sun is the general environment, and the dark clouds are the small environment around Dong Ying. The two do not conflict, ahem, they really do not conflict.

Yi Yun's army finally arrived at the foot of Shaoshi Mountain, also known as Jishi Mountain, which is the territory of Chongshan Shaolin Temple. At this time, the mountain was steep and steep, with strange peaks and strange peaks everywhere. It is said that the second wife of King Yu of Xia, the sister of Tushan, lived here, and people built Shaoyi Temple at the foot of the mountain to respect him, so the mountain was called "Shaoshi".

The little monk in the army became excited since he came here and shouted: "It's here, it's here! I can finally go back to the Shaolin room to take a look. Haha, I have saved many Japanese pirates in Fusang, so I should be considered a Taoist monk? I might be promoted to an elder when I return to the mountain."

Yi Yun glanced at him: Elder, your elder sister! Even if you are a Buddhist practice, you are still qualified to be a monk who sweeper.

"Pu Cong, how long does it take to climb a mountain from here to enter Shaolin Temple?" Yi Yun asked.

"Uh... climb the cracks of rocks more than one meter wide on the cliff of Shaoshi Mountain, climb the iron rings, pull the wire up and down, cliffs are tied to the ancient road, and people walk in the air... it takes almost a day to walk." Pu Cong said seriously.

"It's quite far away!" Yi Yun shook his head and said, "The big army stayed at the foot of the mountain. Girls who want to go to Shaolin Temple to play should go up the mountain with me."

Generally speaking, girls like to travel. Even those resident girls who stay at home every day will occasionally go out to travel once to breathe free air or something. When they heard that they were visiting Shaolin Temple, the girls suddenly felt excited and all asked to go with them. Of course Yi Yun agreed.

There is only one girl. She really wants to go, but her expression is a bit weird. It turns out that it is Sun Shinshi of Saga.

"Sir Kyushu... You said that Shaolin Temple is a place with extreme sunshine. A negative woman will explode and die when she enters the temple. Is that true?" Sun Shi of Zaga felt that the Yali was very big.

"Of course it's true!" Yi Yun snorted and turned to Pu Cong: "Do you tell this female Shi Nu that there is a female monk in Shaolin Temple?"

"This...of course there is no female monk..." Pu originally wanted to say from the back: "But there is a female pilgrim." But before he could say it, Yi Yun interrupted: "Listen. Without a female monk, women cannot be entered in Shaolin Temple."

"Oh, what should I do?" Zaga Sunshi had a bitter face: "I really want to see the most powerful Buddhist temple in Dameng Country, but I am afraid of death. Could it be that my heart towards Buddha is not pious enough?"

"Tsk, undevoted people will go to the Avici Hell after their death. Only true believers can go to the Pure Land of Bliss." Yiyun talked casually, making Saga Sunshi very depressed: "Forget it, don't think so much. Anyway, there is still a day when you have a mountain road. It's time for you to slowly think about it on the road. You'll decide whether to enter when you arrive at the gate of the temple."

"Okay!" Saga Sunshi nodded.

The team quickly took action, Pu Cong led the way. Yi Yun and a group of girls followed behind and walked up the mountain together. When Zaga Sunshi saw that other girls dared to follow Yi Yun to Shaolin, there was no fear on her face. She was the only one who was afraid. She suddenly felt uncomfortable. She approached Yi Yun and asked in a low voice: "Master Jiuzhou Shou. Why do they dare to go to Shaolin Temple? Are they not afraid of exploding their bodies and dying?"

"Tsk, didn't you tell you last time? As long as the Yin and Yang are combined, you can enter Shaolin?" Yi Yun smiled wickedly: "They will reconcile with me the night before entering the temple, so that you won't be afraid. Anyway, they are all my wives."

"Ah?" Dakang Saga Sunshi: "Takigawa Ichie...didn't you always want her?"

"Seeing that she looks so pitiful, I accepted her sympathetically." Yi Yun said shamelessly.

Saga Sunshi: "…"

She fell into deep thoughts. Yi Yun saw that she was cheated so badly that she didn't point it out, so she kept her being cheated. Go to worry.

Everyone climbed and climbed, but the mountain road was hard to walk. After climbing for a long time, from dawn to dark, it was only halfway through the top of the mountain. It was still far from the top of the mountain. Climbing at night was very dangerous, so Yi Yun asked everyone to camp. The girls set up tents in a small wood. There was no water source in the woods, which was quite inconvenient, but now everyone uses Dong Ying as a moving water source. When water is needed, she handed over the water bag and she would fill up a bag of water and hand it back. It was extremely convenient and easier than a tap.

That night, the moon was shining and the stars were sparse, and birds were ringing in the woods! Yi Yun was about to fall asleep when he suddenly felt a figure swaying at the door of the tent. Saga Sun Shi's figure penetrated into his tent. She was still wearing a red dress and had a pretty toned figure. She was carrying a rifle given to her by Yi Yun on her back, which looked even better.

"Ah? What are you here to do?" Yi Yunqi said.

"That...ah Luo..." Saga Sunshi flattened his mouth and said, "I thought about it. I would have to go into the city to pay tribute to the golden body of the Buddha tomorrow, because I am a devout believer. How could I give up the opportunity to visit the Buddhist temple because of a small obstacle? No matter how great the difficulties are, we should overcome them."

"So..." Yi Yun said.

"So I decided... to harmonize Yin and Yang!" Zaga Sunshi stared at Yi Yun and said, "Please please adjust it by Lord Kyushu."

"Oh, so that's it. Okay, then you take it off!" Yi Yun said with a smile: "But I have too many wives and I often reconcile them. I have long been no longer interested in ordinary reconciliation methods. If you want me to agree to help you reconcile, you have to play some different tricks to make me happy enough."

"Nani?" Saga Sunshi was shocked: "This is the first time I am. Can you not be too special? Just a simple one."

"No! Do you think you can't lie down and keep your eyes closed and you'll be able to reconcile it? How can you do such a good thing!" Yi Yun said evilly: "Do a stripper first. Life is short, you must be sexy!"

"This...I won't...Woo..."

"If you don't know, you have to know. Don't you want to enter the temple?" Yi Yun smiled wickedly.

Saga Sunshi gritted his teeth: "Okay, just dance..." She thought hard about what kind of dance is in her memory, and then twisted her butt, raised her hands up, and twisted her twisted: "It's so embarrassing."

"Tsk, I have to reconcile with me. Is it difficult to do this? Don't pretend! Don't just twist and twist, just twist and take off while you are twisting, which is called striptease..." Yi Yun smiled.

"Woo..." Saga Sunshi reached out helplessly and grabbed her front, and unbuttoned her first button with a trembling little hand. As soon as she unbuttoned, her beautiful collarbone was exposed... Just as she was depressed and wanted to unbutton the second button, she suddenly heard Yi Yun sitting opposite him laughing exaggeratedly.

"Wow hahaha... I really took it off. What a silly girl, wow hahaha!"

"Huh? Lord Kyushu, why are you laughing at?"

"I laughed at you for being stupid... Hahaha!" Yi Yun smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth: "If you enter Shaolin Temple, you don't need any yin and yang combination. As long as you say you are a pilgrim, the Buddha will bless you and let you go into the temple to burn incense to the Buddha, and there is no yang energy at all... Hahahaha!"

"Nani?" Saga Sunshi was shocked.

"It's so easy to cheat, hahaha, so stupid, I'm so laughing to death!" Yi Yun rolled on the ground.

"Woo...bad guy... liar, Buddha's enemy!" Zaga Sunshi cried, quickly pressed the button he had unbuttoned, snatched the door and burst into tears...

After waiting for her to run for a long time, Yi Yun finished laughing and got up from the ground, her stomach still hurt a little: "Why is this woman so easy to deceive?"

"Actually, my husband didn't lie to her very hard. Seeing that she was unbuttoning another button and was about to reveal an important place, he took the initiative to lift his lie!" Chen Yuanyuan's figure appeared beside him and spread his hands and said, "If you are really bad, you will deceive her into bed with you. That is a real fraud. It can be seen that my husband is still a very gentle person, and the purpose of lying is just to spoof. A real bad man is now holding her and rolling on the bed."

"Wow, sister Yuanyuan, when did you come?" Yi Yun was startled.

"I've been there all the time. The Red Fox and I have been here to watch whether your moral integrity has become a negative number." Chen Yuanyuan spread his hands, and the Red Fox was indeed squatting beside her, and he nodded as Chen Yuanyuan said.

"Damn it!" Yi Yun was upset: "You dare to monitor my integrity! Are you going to rebel?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a large number of women pouring into the tent door. An Jing, An Qian, Yan Wanwan and other women who had already entered Yi Yun's house were all there. It turned out that everyone was peeking outside, and there were more and more girls monitoring moral integrity.

"My husband, you actually dare to doubt Sister Yuanyuan's surveillance of your integrity? Are you going to rebel?" the girls asked fiercely.

"Wow, the women are all united! Why are you all here?"

"We are going to enter the temple tomorrow. We are coming to find you to reconcile the yin and yang." The girls laughed evilly.

"No, right? You want it all?"

"Yes, it all needs to be reconciled. It depends on whether you have the courage to attack innocent girls..."

"No, it will die... Help..."

Yi Yun screamed, and saw a group of girls pounced on him in a daze. Those who took off their clothes took off their clothes, those who took off their shoes, those who took off their pants, and those who took off their pants were not messed up at all. Some people hugged his mouth and kissed him, some dragged his head into his arms and some people held his hand, and some stretched out their mouths to bite his clone...
Chapter completed!
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